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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/19 22:29:00
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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I want a really hot red headed sister of battle, no power armour or bolter needed.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/20 08:55:13
Subject: Re:If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Khorne Veteran Marine with Chain-Axe
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Tau's Shadowsun XV22 experimental battlesuit. Jet pack capability, stealth, and all the armour you could want with some nice hefty guns built in. Plus I could hide it in my garage without the planet's militaries trying to hunt me down.
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-I dedicate these deaths to Odin Allfather, Spearshaker, One Eye.
Rock hard, ride free, and hold the heathen hammer high!
"Orkses is never beaten in battle; if we win, we win, if we die, we died fightin' so it doesn't count, and if we leg it, we always come back for anuvver go, see?"
God, I'd love to shunt the Hulk into the Eye of Terror and see what comes out. -Reiner
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"Host of Shattered Purity"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/20 20:20:13
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Morphing Obliterator
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I'd "settle" for astartes physiology. functionally immortal, minimal risk from disease and toxins, extremely resilient to physical injury, pinnacle of human athletic performance (and fairly smart to boot).
you could do almost anything you put your mind to.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/20 20:25:08
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Screaming Shining Spear
Pittsburgh, PA
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varl wrote:I'd "settle" for astartes physiology. functionally immortal, minimal risk from disease and toxins, extremely resilient to physical injury, pinnacle of human athletic performance (and fairly smart to boot).
you could do almost anything you put your mind to.
Yeah, but then you'd also have to outlive all your friends and family multiple times over, essentially being alone in the world. Immortality would actually suck.
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Eldar shenanigans are the best shenanigans!
DQ:90S++G+M--B+IPw40k09#+D++A++/areWD-R++T(T)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/20 20:28:34
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Morphing Obliterator
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MandalorynOranj wrote: varl wrote:I'd "settle" for astartes physiology. functionally immortal, minimal risk from disease and toxins, extremely resilient to physical injury, pinnacle of human athletic performance (and fairly smart to boot).
you could do almost anything you put your mind to.
Yeah, but then you'd also have to outlive all your friends and family multiple times over, essentially being alone in the world. Immortality would actually suck.
it's a question of whether the good (or bad) you could do and all of the experiences you could have in several lifetimes would be worth that cost or not. I imagine the answer will vary from person to person. you could also choose to stop playing the immortality game at any time
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/20 20:29:28
Subject: Re:If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Fixture of Dakka
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ooooo what to choose what to choose...
Power Klaw?
Thunderhammer?
Wych's hand weapons (like 2 wickedly curved blades or something)?
Heavy Flamer?
Heavy Bolter?
Sister of Battle undergarments?
what. to. choose.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/20 21:27:04
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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MandalorynOranj wrote: varl wrote:I'd "settle" for astartes physiology. functionally immortal, minimal risk from disease and toxins, extremely resilient to physical injury, pinnacle of human athletic performance (and fairly smart to boot).
you could do almost anything you put your mind to.
Yeah, but then you'd also have to outlive all your friends and family multiple times over, essentially being alone in the world. Immortality would actually suck.
Lots of people live without their family, through death or absence. You can always make new friends and death is a part of our lives. Saying that a life without friends and family is a life not worth living is degrading to the people living in those situations. Besides, who didn't say that you couldn't become a progenitor of a family?
Anyway, I'd like a space marine backpack. Humble and essentially unlimited energy. "Donate" it to science and help benefit the whole world.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/20 21:28:05
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
A small, damp hole somewhere in England
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Blaggard wrote: MandalorynOranj wrote: varl wrote:I'd "settle" for astartes physiology. functionally immortal, minimal risk from disease and toxins, extremely resilient to physical injury, pinnacle of human athletic performance (and fairly smart to boot).
you could do almost anything you put your mind to.
Yeah, but then you'd also have to outlive all your friends and family multiple times over, essentially being alone in the world. Immortality would actually suck.
Lots of people live without their family, through death or absence. You can always make new friends and death is a part of our lives. Saying that a life without friends and family is a life not worth living is degrading to the people living in those situations. Besides, who didn't say that you couldn't become a progenitor of a family?
Anyway, I'd like a space marine backpack. Humble and essentially unlimited energy. "Donate" it to science and help benefit the whole world.
I'm pretty sure Space Marines are sterile...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/20 21:29:31
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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That could be a good or bad thing depending on the mechanics
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Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/20 21:50:15
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Screaming Shining Spear
Pittsburgh, PA
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It's not living without your friends or family, it's the constant cycle of befriending new people and watching them die, over and over and over. It's a pretty common theme in fantasy settings with elves and other long-lived races avoiding relationships with shorter-lived ones. Just bringing up the point, not trying to start anything, sorry to offend.
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Eldar shenanigans are the best shenanigans!
DQ:90S++G+M--B+IPw40k09#+D++A++/areWD-R++T(T)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/20 21:52:22
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Terrifying Doombull
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JWhex wrote:I want a really hot red headed sister of battle, no power armour or bolter needed.
This or a Eldar Banshee without the armour, sword and whole "I am going to mince you into a fine red mist" attitude
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/20 22:35:19
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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Hedgehog wrote: Blaggard wrote: MandalorynOranj wrote: varl wrote:I'd "settle" for astartes physiology. functionally immortal, minimal risk from disease and toxins, extremely resilient to physical injury, pinnacle of human athletic performance (and fairly smart to boot).
you could do almost anything you put your mind to.
Yeah, but then you'd also have to outlive all your friends and family multiple times over, essentially being alone in the world. Immortality would actually suck.
Lots of people live without their family, through death or absence. You can always make new friends and death is a part of our lives. Saying that a life without friends and family is a life not worth living is degrading to the people living in those situations. Besides, who didn't say that you couldn't become a progenitor of a family?
Anyway, I'd like a space marine backpack. Humble and essentially unlimited energy. "Donate" it to science and help benefit the whole world.
I'm pretty sure Space Marines are sterile...
I didn't say when you'd be the progenitor.
MandalorynOranj wrote:It's not living without your friends or family, it's the constant cycle of befriending new people and watching them die, over and over and over. It's a pretty common theme in fantasy settings with elves and other long-lived races avoiding relationships with shorter-lived ones. Just bringing up the point, not trying to start anything, sorry to offend.
I know it's a common theme and you don't mean to course offence, you didn't cause me any. Just being PC-brigady atm.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/20 22:38:46
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Nurgle Predator Driver with an Infestation
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Dr. What wrote:The Book of Lorgar. Nothing larger than that tome is required to seize the universe!
Jimsolo wrote:A Harlequin's Kiss. Such a nasty, nasty weapon.
ImotekhTheStormlord wrote:GIve me titan. Give me titan now.
id say one of these. yup. any of the three id be happy with.
Or my own company of Astartes to command! now that would be nice!
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Blistered Be.
40k: : 6500
2000(GK allies -Sons of Opet)
3000 Sons of Malice( played as primaris Salamanders)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/20 22:41:40
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Norn Queen
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Hedgehog wrote: Blaggard wrote: MandalorynOranj wrote: varl wrote:I'd "settle" for astartes physiology. functionally immortal, minimal risk from disease and toxins, extremely resilient to physical injury, pinnacle of human athletic performance (and fairly smart to boot).
you could do almost anything you put your mind to.
Yeah, but then you'd also have to outlive all your friends and family multiple times over, essentially being alone in the world. Immortality would actually suck.
Lots of people live without their family, through death or absence. You can always make new friends and death is a part of our lives. Saying that a life without friends and family is a life not worth living is degrading to the people living in those situations. Besides, who didn't say that you couldn't become a progenitor of a family?
Anyway, I'd like a space marine backpack. Humble and essentially unlimited energy. "Donate" it to science and help benefit the whole world.
I'm pretty sure Space Marines are sterile...
IIRC, they're not. They just don't have those urges. The junk is still there, and still works.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/20 22:49:50
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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Power claw, I can smash things AND rip off faces
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/20 23:12:00
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
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Psychic mastery level 4. Tons of possibilities there.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/20 23:15:34
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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1st Lieutenant
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
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Let's see, if I get Terminator Armor (also including the TH/SS, for lulz), I am pretty much invincible against most modern day conventional weapons (including the SS). The TH means I can smash ALL THE THINGS and not care because I can tank that shell from the M1A2, and then use my hammer to crush it to bits.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/20 23:15:39
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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NVM, I want terminator Armor.
I would be super hero
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/20 23:17:23
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Tunneling Trygon
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A gene-seed. (Assuming that implantation is included) I'd basically be the strongest man on earth, and I'd have a very nice, long lifespan to enjoy that fact.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/20 23:20:20
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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Deathstrike missile launcher.
...what? It's an item!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/20 23:37:37
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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the orbital defense net the salamanders have surounding their home planet. if you put the accenting in the right place i could use it to "defend" earths' orbit from earth..MUHAHAHAH
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/21 05:41:22
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Hallowed Canoness
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Trondheim wrote:JWhex wrote:I want a really hot red headed sister of battle, no power armour or bolter needed.
This or a Eldar Banshee without the armour, sword and whole "I am going to mince you into a fine red mist" attitude
You realise that Eldar don't have any concept of cultural sexual dimorphism, right?
Some of those boob plates? Nothing inside the cups. Just making sure you're aware.
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"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/21 06:05:50
Subject: Re:If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Female Dark Eldar love slave.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/21 06:37:27
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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sorry repost
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/21 08:41:00
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Furyou Miko wrote: Trondheim wrote:JWhex wrote:I want a really hot red headed sister of battle, no power armour or bolter needed.
This or a Eldar Banshee without the armour, sword and whole "I am going to mince you into a fine red mist" attitude
You realise that Eldar don't have any concept of cultural sexual dimorphism, right?
Some of those boob plates? Nothing inside the cups. Just making sure you're aware.
I DID wonder if male Exarch's did their run in Banshee's Shrines since they can have a banshee mask  now I know
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"Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth! These are the truths of this world! Surrender to these truths, you pigs in human clothing!" - Satsuki Kiryuin, Kill la Kill |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/21 08:53:52
Subject: Re:If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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The slave girl complement from absurbal vects dais....gigity
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Let a billion souls burn in death than for one soul to bend knee to a false Emperor.....
"I am the punishment of God, had you not committed great sin, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/22 06:22:19
Subject: Re:If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Dakka Veteran
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dementedwombat wrote:The guy who wanted the space marine battle barge just so we could break it down and reverse engineer evrey bit of 40k tech is probably the most sensable person here honestly.
Although an eldar jetbike would be amazingly fun.
The ability to reverse engineer something would require similar tech. A battle barge would be way to advanced for us (esp. when dealing with a gellar field and the warp engines that require psykers) to attempt to reverse engineer, the Tau battle ship while still really advance, would be easier for us to reverse engineer. and its ability for Faster than light travel would be understood better than, you need a psyker to and the emperor's golden throne to travel through the hell known as the Warp FTL.
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"I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK" - Batman
"It exist because it needs to. Because its not the tank the imperium deserve but the one it needs right now . So it wont complain because it can take it. Because they're not our normal tank. It is a silent guardian, a watchful protector . A leman russ!" - Ilove40k
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/22 08:32:27
Subject: If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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Which is why I want one that is unbeatable. Controlled completely by my mind and explodes in a solar system destroying bang when I get killed, and just sits idly when I threten people to do stuff. None of this reverse engineer stuff. Nuclear deterant only works if the other side has none.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/22 08:41:30
Subject: Re:If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Whatever Orikan uses to change the past.
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"'players must agree how they are going to select their armies, and if any restrictions apply to the number and type of models they can use."
This is an actual rule in the actual rulebook. Quit whining about how you can imagine someone's army touching you in a bad place and play by the actual rules.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/06/22 08:43:26
Subject: Re:If you could have any one item from any race in Warhammer 40k in Real Life what would it be?
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Hallowed Canoness
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Um, that's called "Being there."
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"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad. |
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