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I want a really hot red headed sister of battle, no power armour or bolter needed.

   
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Tau's Shadowsun XV22 experimental battlesuit. Jet pack capability, stealth, and all the armour you could want with some nice hefty guns built in. Plus I could hide it in my garage without the planet's militaries trying to hunt me down.

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I'd "settle" for astartes physiology. functionally immortal, minimal risk from disease and toxins, extremely resilient to physical injury, pinnacle of human athletic performance (and fairly smart to boot).

you could do almost anything you put your mind to.

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 varl wrote:
I'd "settle" for astartes physiology. functionally immortal, minimal risk from disease and toxins, extremely resilient to physical injury, pinnacle of human athletic performance (and fairly smart to boot).

you could do almost anything you put your mind to.

Yeah, but then you'd also have to outlive all your friends and family multiple times over, essentially being alone in the world. Immortality would actually suck.

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 MandalorynOranj wrote:
 varl wrote:
I'd "settle" for astartes physiology. functionally immortal, minimal risk from disease and toxins, extremely resilient to physical injury, pinnacle of human athletic performance (and fairly smart to boot).

you could do almost anything you put your mind to.

Yeah, but then you'd also have to outlive all your friends and family multiple times over, essentially being alone in the world. Immortality would actually suck.

it's a question of whether the good (or bad) you could do and all of the experiences you could have in several lifetimes would be worth that cost or not. I imagine the answer will vary from person to person. you could also choose to stop playing the immortality game at any time

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ooooo what to choose what to choose...

Power Klaw?
Thunderhammer?
Wych's hand weapons (like 2 wickedly curved blades or something)?
Heavy Flamer?
Heavy Bolter?
Sister of Battle undergarments?


what. to. choose.
   
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 MandalorynOranj wrote:
 varl wrote:
I'd "settle" for astartes physiology. functionally immortal, minimal risk from disease and toxins, extremely resilient to physical injury, pinnacle of human athletic performance (and fairly smart to boot).

you could do almost anything you put your mind to.

Yeah, but then you'd also have to outlive all your friends and family multiple times over, essentially being alone in the world. Immortality would actually suck.


Lots of people live without their family, through death or absence. You can always make new friends and death is a part of our lives. Saying that a life without friends and family is a life not worth living is degrading to the people living in those situations. Besides, who didn't say that you couldn't become a progenitor of a family?
Anyway, I'd like a space marine backpack. Humble and essentially unlimited energy. "Donate" it to science and help benefit the whole world.
   
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 Blaggard wrote:
 MandalorynOranj wrote:
 varl wrote:
I'd "settle" for astartes physiology. functionally immortal, minimal risk from disease and toxins, extremely resilient to physical injury, pinnacle of human athletic performance (and fairly smart to boot).

you could do almost anything you put your mind to.

Yeah, but then you'd also have to outlive all your friends and family multiple times over, essentially being alone in the world. Immortality would actually suck.


Lots of people live without their family, through death or absence. You can always make new friends and death is a part of our lives. Saying that a life without friends and family is a life not worth living is degrading to the people living in those situations. Besides, who didn't say that you couldn't become a progenitor of a family?
Anyway, I'd like a space marine backpack. Humble and essentially unlimited energy. "Donate" it to science and help benefit the whole world.


I'm pretty sure Space Marines are sterile...

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 Hedgehog wrote:


I'm pretty sure Space Marines are sterile...


That could be a good or bad thing depending on the mechanics

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 Unit1126PLL wrote:
 Scott-S6 wrote:
And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.

Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!

 
   
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It's not living without your friends or family, it's the constant cycle of befriending new people and watching them die, over and over and over. It's a pretty common theme in fantasy settings with elves and other long-lived races avoiding relationships with shorter-lived ones. Just bringing up the point, not trying to start anything, sorry to offend.

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JWhex wrote:
I want a really hot red headed sister of battle, no power armour or bolter needed.


This or a Eldar Banshee without the armour, sword and whole "I am going to mince you into a fine red mist" attitude
   
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 Hedgehog wrote:
 Blaggard wrote:
 MandalorynOranj wrote:
 varl wrote:
I'd "settle" for astartes physiology. functionally immortal, minimal risk from disease and toxins, extremely resilient to physical injury, pinnacle of human athletic performance (and fairly smart to boot).

you could do almost anything you put your mind to.

Yeah, but then you'd also have to outlive all your friends and family multiple times over, essentially being alone in the world. Immortality would actually suck.


Lots of people live without their family, through death or absence. You can always make new friends and death is a part of our lives. Saying that a life without friends and family is a life not worth living is degrading to the people living in those situations. Besides, who didn't say that you couldn't become a progenitor of a family?
Anyway, I'd like a space marine backpack. Humble and essentially unlimited energy. "Donate" it to science and help benefit the whole world.


I'm pretty sure Space Marines are sterile...

I didn't say when you'd be the progenitor.
 MandalorynOranj wrote:
It's not living without your friends or family, it's the constant cycle of befriending new people and watching them die, over and over and over. It's a pretty common theme in fantasy settings with elves and other long-lived races avoiding relationships with shorter-lived ones. Just bringing up the point, not trying to start anything, sorry to offend.

I know it's a common theme and you don't mean to course offence, you didn't cause me any. Just being PC-brigady atm.
   
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id say one of these. yup. any of the three id be happy with.

Or my own company of Astartes to command! now that would be nice!

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 Hedgehog wrote:
 Blaggard wrote:
 MandalorynOranj wrote:
 varl wrote:
I'd "settle" for astartes physiology. functionally immortal, minimal risk from disease and toxins, extremely resilient to physical injury, pinnacle of human athletic performance (and fairly smart to boot).

you could do almost anything you put your mind to.

Yeah, but then you'd also have to outlive all your friends and family multiple times over, essentially being alone in the world. Immortality would actually suck.


Lots of people live without their family, through death or absence. You can always make new friends and death is a part of our lives. Saying that a life without friends and family is a life not worth living is degrading to the people living in those situations. Besides, who didn't say that you couldn't become a progenitor of a family?
Anyway, I'd like a space marine backpack. Humble and essentially unlimited energy. "Donate" it to science and help benefit the whole world.


I'm pretty sure Space Marines are sterile...


IIRC, they're not. They just don't have those urges. The junk is still there, and still works.
   
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Power claw, I can smash things AND rip off faces

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Psychic mastery level 4. Tons of possibilities there.

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Let's see, if I get Terminator Armor (also including the TH/SS, for lulz), I am pretty much invincible against most modern day conventional weapons (including the SS). The TH means I can smash ALL THE THINGS and not care because I can tank that shell from the M1A2, and then use my hammer to crush it to bits.

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NVM, I want terminator Armor.
I would be super hero

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A gene-seed. (Assuming that implantation is included) I'd basically be the strongest man on earth, and I'd have a very nice, long lifespan to enjoy that fact.


 
   
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Deathstrike missile launcher.



...what? It's an item!
   
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the orbital defense net the salamanders have surounding their home planet. if you put the accenting in the right place i could use it to "defend" earths' orbit from earth..MUHAHAHAH

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Holy crap, you have been pumping out Smurfs like a man-possessed
 Kid_Kyoto wrote:

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thats the best group of ass I've seen on the net, and I've looked at alot.
 
   
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 Trondheim wrote:
JWhex wrote:
I want a really hot red headed sister of battle, no power armour or bolter needed.


This or a Eldar Banshee without the armour, sword and whole "I am going to mince you into a fine red mist" attitude


You realise that Eldar don't have any concept of cultural sexual dimorphism, right?

Some of those boob plates? Nothing inside the cups. Just making sure you're aware.



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Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

Female Dark Eldar love slave.

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
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sorry repost

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 TheDraconicLord wrote:
Holy crap, you have been pumping out Smurfs like a man-possessed
 Kid_Kyoto wrote:

Morris, tragically sold his soul to the Chaos Gods of Flowers, Dancing, Laughter and Friendship. The Morris Heresy is on record as the shortest and least successful heresy in Imperial history.
 Camkierhi wrote:
thats the best group of ass I've seen on the net, and I've looked at alot.
 
   
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 Furyou Miko wrote:
 Trondheim wrote:
JWhex wrote:
I want a really hot red headed sister of battle, no power armour or bolter needed.


This or a Eldar Banshee without the armour, sword and whole "I am going to mince you into a fine red mist" attitude


You realise that Eldar don't have any concept of cultural sexual dimorphism, right?

Some of those boob plates? Nothing inside the cups. Just making sure you're aware.


I DID wonder if male Exarch's did their run in Banshee's Shrines since they can have a banshee mask now I know

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The slave girl complement from absurbal vects dais....gigity

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 dementedwombat wrote:
The guy who wanted the space marine battle barge just so we could break it down and reverse engineer evrey bit of 40k tech is probably the most sensable person here honestly.

Although an eldar jetbike would be amazingly fun.



The ability to reverse engineer something would require similar tech. A battle barge would be way to advanced for us (esp. when dealing with a gellar field and the warp engines that require psykers) to attempt to reverse engineer, the Tau battle ship while still really advance, would be easier for us to reverse engineer. and its ability for Faster than light travel would be understood better than, you need a psyker to and the emperor's golden throne to travel through the hell known as the Warp FTL.

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Which is why I want one that is unbeatable. Controlled completely by my mind and explodes in a solar system destroying bang when I get killed, and just sits idly when I threten people to do stuff. None of this reverse engineer stuff. Nuclear deterant only works if the other side has none.

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Whatever Orikan uses to change the past.

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This is an actual rule in the actual rulebook. Quit whining about how you can imagine someone's army touching you in a bad place and play by the actual rules.


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 DarknessEternal wrote:
Whatever Orikan uses to change the past.


Um, that's called "Being there."



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