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I'm now genuinely confused as to which character I'm in...

Am I a Doom Harvester, or a citizen on Kar'vahoth?


#justchaosthings

Ehh, well, we usually just protect the tanks with our bodies here on Korvax on Emperor's Day...
That rebel uprising really got us.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Ehh, well, we usually just protect the tanks with our bodies here on Korvax on Emperor's Day...
That rebel uprising really got us.

I've decided. I'll stick as a human from Kar'vahoth.

IC:
If you worshipped Be'lakor, this'd never have happened. He'd have called the Doom Harvesters in, and you could join us in fresh Un-witch flesh!

 Selym wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Ehh, well, we usually just protect the tanks with our bodies here on Korvax on Emperor's Day...
That rebel uprising really got us.

I've decided. I'll stick as a human from Kar'vahoth.

IC:
If you worshipped Be'lakor, this'd never have happened. He'd have called the Doom Harvesters in, and you could join us in fresh Un-witch flesh!

He's the reason of the uprising, heretic! It's already cost us two Leman Russ tanks!

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Selym wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Ehh, well, we usually just protect the tanks with our bodies here on Korvax on Emperor's Day...
That rebel uprising really got us.

I've decided. I'll stick as a human from Kar'vahoth.

IC:
If you worshipped Be'lakor, this'd never have happened. He'd have called the Doom Harvesters in, and you could join us in fresh Un-witch flesh!

He's the reason of the uprising, heretic! It's already cost us two Leman Russ tanks!

Like I said, it'd never have happened if you just gave up your heresy!

 Selym wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Selym wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Ehh, well, we usually just protect the tanks with our bodies here on Korvax on Emperor's Day...
That rebel uprising really got us.

I've decided. I'll stick as a human from Kar'vahoth.

IC:
If you worshipped Be'lakor, this'd never have happened. He'd have called the Doom Harvesters in, and you could join us in fresh Un-witch flesh!

He's the reason of the uprising, heretic! It's already cost us two Leman Russ tanks!

Like I said, it'd never have happened if you just gave up your heresy!

Well, we're not going to join those that killed poor old Gabe, and Jake, who were protecting the tanks!


They destroyed two tanks!

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Selym wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Ehh, well, we usually just protect the tanks with our bodies here on Korvax on Emperor's Day...
That rebel uprising really got us.

I've decided. I'll stick as a human from Kar'vahoth.

IC:
If you worshipped Be'lakor, this'd never have happened. He'd have called the Doom Harvesters in, and you could join us in fresh Un-witch flesh!

He's the reason of the uprising, heretic! It's already cost us two Leman Russ tanks!

*Voxcast on unnamed Inquisition ship*:
Let's just declare Exterminatus on this planet to light another light for the glory of the Golden Throne and in the remembrance of this most holy of days. Initiating sequence... start
*pause*
Well, that's it for today, lads.
Join us later on the bridge for freshly fried waffles, a nice bottle of amasec and a few cups of tanna. Some of the Sisters volunteered to sing a hymn or two.
Have a merry Emperor's Day! The Emperor protects!

 Atropamin wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Selym wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Ehh, well, we usually just protect the tanks with our bodies here on Korvax on Emperor's Day...
That rebel uprising really got us.

I've decided. I'll stick as a human from Kar'vahoth.

IC:
If you worshipped Be'lakor, this'd never have happened. He'd have called the Doom Harvesters in, and you could join us in fresh Un-witch flesh!

He's the reason of the uprising, heretic! It's already cost us two Leman Russ tanks!

*Voxcast on unnamed Inquisition ship*:
Let's just declare Exterminatus on this planet to light another light for the glory of the Golden Throne and in the remembrance of this most holy of days. Initiating sequence... start
*pause*
Well, that's it for today, lads.
Join us later on the bridge for freshly fried waffles, a nice bottle of amasec and a few cups of tanna. Some of the Sisters volunteered to sing a hymn or two.
Have a merry Emperor's Day! The Emperor protects!

Shame 'bout the Baneblade Regiments on ground, really...

 Selym wrote:

OOC: I didn't realize we're starting a RP thread! ....

to you too! Yes, this is DEFINITELY an rp thread, everybody! Role playing is totes an important part of worshipping the God-Emperor on my planet. We take fun seriously tho, so don't bring unpainted models if you don't want 40 lashes!

The preachers even tell us that when He walked among mortals unrecognized, way back in M3 or something, the God-Emperor Himself loved to play games of roleplaying and strategy, especially some game with little blue army men and buckets full of dice. They say it's where He got some of His best ideas!

[out of character]I -- huh -- my in character persona already replied to your OOC question. That's -- huh. Or maybe she's the one roleplaying ME? I don't -- I don't know what's real anymore! O God O God O God [/out of character -- or is it???]

 Selym wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:
Whats a litle bit of heresy between friends in this special season?

You're right. *Chinks a mug of ale with you*
Let's burn the Un-witch together!

Ah, Emperor's day, The one day a year chaos and loyalists come together in their common love of alcohol! Now is only I could remove this helmet... Friggin Mutations...

 SisterSydney wrote:

 Selym wrote:

OOC: I didn't realize we're starting a RP thread! ....

to you too! Yes, this is DEFINITELY an rp thread, everybody! Role playing is totes an important part of worshipping the God-Emperor on my planet. We take fun seriously tho, so don't bring unpainted models if you don't want 40 lashes!

The preachers even tell us that when He walked among mortals unrecognized, way back in M3 or something, the God-Emperor Himself loved to play games of roleplaying and strategy, especially some game with little blue army men and buckets full of dice. They say it's where He got some of His best ideas!

[out of character]I -- huh -- my in character persona already replied to your OOC question. That's -- huh. Or maybe she's the one roleplaying ME? I don't -- I don't know what's real anymore! O God O God O God [/out of character -- or is it???]

IC:
You seem to be having some identity troubles, I shall consult my psychologist.

...

Yes, indeed... He says you've been part of a heretic cult for too long. You should learn the ways of Be'lakor

 thepowerfulwill wrote:

 Selym wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:
Whats a litle bit of heresy between friends in this special season?

You're right. *Chinks a mug of ale with you*
Let's burn the Un-witch together!

Ah, Emperor's day, The one day a year chaos and loyalists come together in their common love of alcohol! Now is only I could remove this helmet... Friggin Mutations...

I have a mag cutter and a straw. Problem solved, merry Corpse-God day!

The Greed of getting gifts.

The Envy of thy neighbors displays for their Emperor.

The Lust tossed about when those ladies in power armor strut around in 'penance' by wearing little clothing.

So much Gluttony, on food that is barely considered edible. I mean, those fruitcakes....come on.

The Sloth of waiting until the last minute to find gifts, and in the days afterward.

The Pride in a single being who, despite his precognitive ability, failed so miserably at keeping the peace.

And the Wrath. So much Wrath, even between those in the same family.


Luckily, we have the Eldar paths that keep us from celebrating such adulation of Chaos in its multitude of forms.

Glorious Concordia, manufactorum world in Segmentum Tempestus, celebrates Emperor's Day by increasing the output quota of her continent-sized manufactories by 20%, and then by meeting it.

It's an ancient model, derived from the price practices of an ancient Terran organization known to us only as The Workshop.

 Unit1126PLL wrote:
Glorious Concordia, manufactorum world in Segmentum Tempestus, celebrates Emperor's Day by increasing the output quota of her continent-sized manufactories by 20%, and then by meeting it.

It's an ancient model, derived from the price practices of an ancient Terran organization known to us only as The Workshop.

Could Kar'vahoth take an order of 47.3 baneblades to-go?

 Selym wrote:

 Unit1126PLL wrote:
Glorious Concordia, manufactorum world in Segmentum Tempestus, celebrates Emperor's Day by increasing the output quota of her continent-sized manufactories by 20%, and then by meeting it.

It's an ancient model, derived from the price practices of an ancient Terran organization known to us only as The Workshop.

Could Kar'vahoth take an order of 47.3 baneblades to-go?

Baneblades are made on Forge Worlds, you fool! Our Writ of Trade only covers Leman Russ tanks, Chimeras, and Lasguns (and the relevant weapon systems).

That said...

Sure!

A-

Are-

Aren't you...

..even gonna ask "why 47.3"?

 Selym wrote:
A-

Are-

Aren't you...

..even gonna ask "why 47.3"?

Compared to gak that the Imperial Bureaucracy Departmento Munitorum asks for, 47.3 is actually a NUMBER.

Obviously you already have 0.7 of a baneblade, probably a salvaged wreck, and simply need parts to repair it.

 Furyou Miko wrote:
Obviously you already have 0.7 of a baneblade, probably a salvaged wreck, and simply need parts to repair it.

Actually, the 0.3 we asked for was just the exterior of a Baneblade.

If you must know, we plan to use it as an oven.

 Selym wrote:

 Furyou Miko wrote:
Obviously you already have 0.7 of a baneblade, probably a salvaged wreck, and simply need parts to repair it.

Actually, the 0.3 we asked for was just the exterior of a Baneblade.

If you must know, we plan to use it as an oven.

Oven for having a nice evening of chatting, relaxing and BURNING SERVANTS OF THE CORPSEGOD AHAHAHAHAGHAGHAGHA I assume?

 BrotherHaraldus wrote:

 Selym wrote:

 Furyou Miko wrote:
Obviously you already have 0.7 of a baneblade, probably a salvaged wreck, and simply need parts to repair it.

Actually, the 0.3 we asked for was just the exterior of a Baneblade.

If you must know, we plan to use it as an oven.

Oven for having a nice evening of chatting, relaxing and BURNING SERVANTS OF THE CORPSEGOD AHAHAHAHAGHAGHAGHA I assume?

The very same!

We plan to fit our own daemonic interior, and fire cursed charred bodies out of the main gun!

I like to bask in the glow of a burning world that once had great knowledge and power at its disposal, said world also belonged to some random smuck that tried to tell the Allfather about the devious ways of a certain arch heretic! Those where the good times

 Trondheim wrote:
I like to bask in the glow of a burning world that once had great knowledge and power at its disposal, said world also belonged to some random smuck that tried to tell the Allfather about the devious ways of a certain arch heretic! Those where the good times

*hands you a barrel of ale*
I agree. Damn heretics.

Basking in the glow of a burning world... that's the way to do it... but at least put all these heretics on there...

 Atropamin wrote:
Basking in the glow of a burning world... that's the way to do it... but at least put all these heretics on there...

Don't worry, I've ordered a stock of 40,999 Emprah-worshippers to stoke the fire. We're good for heretic-based fuel for the moment

 Selym wrote:

 Atropamin wrote:
Basking in the glow of a burning world... that's the way to do it... but at least put all these heretics on there...

Don't worry, I've ordered a stock of 40,999 Emprah-worshippers to stoke the fire. We're good for heretic-based fuel for the moment

Thus goeth our nice and blissful Emperor's Day...

 Atropamin wrote:

 Selym wrote:

 Atropamin wrote:
Basking in the glow of a burning world... that's the way to do it... but at least put all these heretics on there...

Don't worry, I've ordered a stock of 40,999 Emprah-worshippers to stoke the fire. We're good for heretic-based fuel for the moment

Thus goeth our nice and blissful Emperor's Day...

'tis only the beginning, young heretic!

 Selym wrote:

 Atropamin wrote:
Basking in the glow of a burning world... that's the way to do it... but at least put all these heretics on there...

Don't worry, I've ordered a stock of 40,999 Emprah-worshippers to stoke the fire. We're good for heretic-based fuel for the moment

Kumbaya My (Chaos) Lord, Kumbaya

Thou shallst not infect me with thy disgustingly heretic ways, illnesses, mutations, perversions and opinions of fun!
Strength through purity, purity through faith. The Emperor Protects! I shall smite and purge thee from this universe, and then I shall continue with all the rotten, stinking scum that pollutes the glorious Imperium of Man! If I should die, i will do so with the light of the Golden Throne shining upon my soul!


[out of character]
Somone has to celebrate the Emperor's Day, how it is meant to be... At least I let my little guys rather die by the hands of a servant of Nurgle, than by any other heretic.
[/ooc]

 Atropamin wrote:
Thou shallst not infect me with thy disgustingly heretic ways, illnesses, mutations, perversions and opinions of fun!
Strength through purity, purity through faith. The Emperor Protects! I shall smite and purge thee from this universe, and then I shall continue with all the rotten, stinking scum that pollutes the glorious Imperium of Man! If I should die, i will do so with the light of the Golden Throne shining upon my soul!

"We shall destroy the rebel scum, we shall show them the meaning of righteous fury! Slaughter for Be'lakor! Die in HIS name!" - Commissar Valgrad at the 293rd Lansharks' Bloodrend.

Bloodrend:

verb

1) The initiation process of a regiment from the planet Kar'vahoth, wherein every serviceman runs 5km through ashen wastelands over to the entrance to a rebel-held hive city whilst their god, Be'lakor forces the rebels to cease fire. Upon reaching the Hive, the servicemen use improvised explosives to break through the gates. Once theyy have entered the Hive, the must spend the next 24 hours murdering every rebel they can find, and destroy as much of the city as possible.
A Bloodrend typically occurs every 50 terran years, to end the training of a new Landsharks regiment. The Hive is subsequently rebuilt, and repopulated at the behest of Be'lakor, who imports millions of kidnapped humans from the Imperium to do so.
The average rebel death toll is numbered somewhere between 30 and 40 million.