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Like xbox 360 but with 40k
ill start.
Rambo would be proud. Have marbo kill an entire unit of beserkers in 2 turns without suffering any wounds.

You forgot all the dumb achievements..

Master of battle : win a game of 40k..

Richboy: Field DKOK or Elysians

Fluffasaurus: Take a horriblly inept army thats fluffy.

Then theres those hard to get ones..

Slayer of the Old Ones: Kill Jerivs with the chaos codex..

That last one works both ways lol

Steamroller: Massacre 5 noobs in a row in their first game.

Dice God: Invoke the incantation of the gods of dice upon your enemey, willing his dice to roll poorly (requires 6 ones rolled in a row).

Nurgles Rot: Force you opponent to concede through use of (your own) pubescent odor.

Proxy award: Run an army with bottle caps as infantry and pringles containers as vehicles.

UBERsoundFX: Make sounds effects for every move of the game. guns go pew pew, tanks go brrrruum!, and close combat is a combination of waaaaaghs! and swishing sword sounds.

Just a few Drops in the Green Tide - Lose 50% of your Ork Boyz before you reach the enemy

"Okay, I wanna move this guy... Ah Crap!" - Shoot one of your units before you finished moving all your other units

"We's no scared o' yew!" - Have your grots pass their leadership rolls with flying colours

"I meant to do that!" - Have your template weapon scatter favourably unexpectedly

Scorn of the Dice Gods - Roll 50+ dice and score zero hits

Abaddon's Treasure Hunt - Spend more than 30 minutes looking for a model that's fallen from the table

Drop it likes it hot- Lose a model to the Gets Hot rule

Hit the deck, but stay on your mfing toes- Go to ground and live by making a 6+ cover save.

Wipe out- Table your opponent.

Alpha strike- Table your opponent on Turn 1.

Perfect game- Win a game without losing a model.

What was the mission? - Win a game when your opponent outscores you by over 1000 Victory points.

OPPS- Have a unit die due to perils of the warp.

We should have ran- Lose the remaining models in a fearless unit due failing No Retreat! saves.

BOOM goes the Dynamite- Kill a friendly model or destroy a friendly vehicle due to scatter with a weapon.

favor of the gods: win a game with an all Khorne, all Nurgle, all Slanesh, and all Tzeench army in CSM or Demons in that order without losing a match

God Unleashed: Kill the entire enemy army with a single model.

Who's side are we on?: Finish a game where your army has taken more casualties from fratricide or accidents than from enemy action.

Dangerous Ground: Lose an entire unit to dangerous terrain tests in a single turn.

Lone Wolf: Every model in a unit save one dies, and survives on table until end game.

Your Own Regiment Now...: Have "Lone Wolf" defeat a MC in close combat.

Gear Box: Field more vehicles than infantry.

Noob Fail: Get tabled by your own units.

Look at the Flash!: Have your HQ choice killed before your first turn.

-What psyker? Kill a friendly psyker on your first turn with only perils of the warp

-Wolf Whistle-Get tabled by SOB

-Terminated-Have an entire unit of terminators scatter off the table and roll a 1-2 on the mishap table

It's the taking part that counts: Lose 3 games in a row.

Loaded dice: Lose 5 games in a row.

Pariah: Lose 10 games in a row.

Luck of the grot: Snatch victory from the jaws of defeat (win after having more than 75% of your points removed from play).

Dashofpepper wrote:God Unleashed: Kill the entire enemy army with a single model.

Marbo?

the emparahs fainast - 200G

Type: 1 game.
Space Marines. Play one army of Ultramarines lead by Calgar.


SPASE MARIENZ DEAP STRIEK HUURRR!!! - 30G

Type: 1 game
Space Marines. Use a drop pod in your Space Marines army to drop a 5 man tactical squad into the middle of an Ork hoard. They have to be outnumbered 10:1 and nothing from the Space Marines army may help the Tactical Squad in anyway.


Omnomnomnomnomnom - 50G

Type: 1 game
Tyranid. Use an army made entirely out of Gaunts and march it through your opponent to win the game.


Orks! Orks! Orks! Orks! - 100G

Type: 1 game
Orks. After losing a game start krumpin the enemy army with your power klaw.


Grot Kannon - 100G
Type: 1 game
Orks. Launch a Gretchin model at least 10 feet by accident with one of the starter sets whippy sticks. An intentional attempt is not counted.


Backfire - 20G
Type: 1 game
Orks. Accidentally send the Big Mek flying while attempting the Grot Kannon achievement.

Red9 wrote:Lone Wolf: Every model in a unit save one dies, and survives on table until end game.

Your Own Regiment Now...: Have "Lone Wolf" defeat a MC in close combat.

My DE warrior killed a Carnifex once like that.


Here are a few of Mine:

Master of Destruction: Kill 3 vehicles in a single turn with the explosion result on the damage table

Balls made of Steel: roll snake eyes for a leadership check after losing combat

Taste the rainbow: Beat an Eldar army with a Kroot Mercenaries army.

What was that? : Successfully tank shock a unit.
Did not see that one coming : One shot the enemy commander.
Broad side of the barn : Roll half of your dice off the table.

After-game loss: Lose Prince Yriel AFTER the game has ended.

"Favorless to the Gods"- With Chaos Demons, fail favor of the Gods twice in a row.

"Crash Landing"- Lose a unit to deep striking mishaps.
"No survivors"- Lose all your deep striking units to deep strike mishaps.

Fail utterly:

show up to a tourny with a CSM army consisting of fabius Bile, Greater daemons, and Lesser Daemons.

^ I heartily loled.....That really is an achievement

It's also illegal as lesser demons don't take up FoC space...

"Damaged in Transit" 25G
Awarded to the commander who successfully destroys an undeployed enemy squad by destroying its dedicated transport.

"In the Grim Darkness of the Future There is Only WAR" 25G
Awarded to the commander who wins an objective-based game of Warhammer 40,000 by destroying every fielded enemy model, regardless of the actual objective.

"Chinks in the Armor" 40G
Awarded to the commander who successfully destroys an enemy vehicle with a sniper-type weapon.

"Never Retreat, Never Surrender!" 25G
Awarded to the commander who successfully holds a captured objective at the end of a game with a single model. (The objective need not have been captured by a single model.)

"Accuracy by Volume" 15G
Awarded to the commander who successfully kills a monstrous creature with a weapon that can be fired more than twice in a turn. (For example, Assault Cannons or Heavy Bolters)

"Lead by Example" 50G
Awarded to the commander who wipes out an enemy HQ choice with an HQ choice of their own.

"Master of the Infantry" 100G
Awarded to the commander who wins a game of Warhammer 40,000 without fielding any units armed with heavy or special weapons.

"Master of Arms" 100G
Awarded to the commander who wins a game of Warhammer 40,000 without firing any long range weaponry. (Grenades and their ilk are allowed.)

"The God-Emperor" 450G
Awarded to the commander of atleast one, fully-painted Warhammer 40,000 army of at least 1,500 points who can lay claim to a girlfriend that is a certifiable 10 on the Hotness scale.

Epaminondas wrote:"
"The God-Emperor" 450G
Awarded to the commander of atleast one, fully-painted Warhammer 40,000 army of at least 1,500 points who can lay claim to a girlfriend that is a certifiable 10 on the Hotness scale.

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAH

Some I've achieved.

Fried Fish: Lay waste to a total of 3000 points of Tau over 6 hours.

Warning! Flamable!: Kill 30 Guardsmen with the explosion of one of their own tanks.

In the knick of time: Down a Hive Tyrant with a Force Weapon before it wins a combat.

Frag Out!: Instant Death an entire Imperial Guard Heavy Weapons team with one small template.

Will show you my achivements ;D

You can't hit anything! I'll show you... 10G

- Wound a HQ unit with only a las pistol weilded by a sargent

Ripped - 10G

- In close combat, lose at least 2 grey knights to a single ripper swarm

Shocking - 10G

- Tank shock with a vehical with at least moving 18"

Outstanding luck - 20G

- Defeat a enemy troop choice with a single Imperial guard stormtrooper sargent (The amount of damage point wise must exceed 100pts)

Can't touch this - 5G

- Fail to defeat ork boys off a objective with a 16:1 weapon ratio

But it has no arms! - 20G

- Defeat a ork deff-copter in close combat with a tau shield drone

Need Better Railguns - 5G

- Fail to destroy a tank with AV 12 or less with a tau railgun

Someone explain this? - 10G

- Destory a leman russ battle tank's battle cannon with it's own attack

Worked so hard too :S - 10G

- Set up a massive planetstrike terrain set, only to watch at least 50% destroyed on turn 1

What planet is this anyway? - Scatter off the table when deep striking.

I love the smell of promethium in the morning - Fill every special and heavy weapon slot with flame weapons.

Called in sick - Lost with a dedicated Nurgle army

All your base are belong to us - Win as an attacker in a 5,000+ pt/side planet strike game.

Rain of fire - Successfully destroy all the attacking units in a planet strike match on the turn that they arrive.

Welcome to the Jungle - Win a game with Catachans (sp).

Urban Spaceman - Win as Tau in a city fight.

Lord of the pies - Every unit fielded has at least 1 template weapon.

what the he-AAARGHH
- lose an entire squad to foreign objects like cans of coke

STAND UP YOU STUPID PEICE OF...FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
-repeatedly try to stand up a single unit that keeps falling over due to slowed model placment.

what do you mean he's not in LoS?
- lose half a squad to a unit that is being obscured by a single blade of grass, not allowing retaliation.

"I SAYZ YA SHUD SHUT UP NOW!"
- roll 50+ to hit rolls against a single model.

"wut ya mean i karnt re-arrange deese wirez?"
- destroy a land raider with gazz's first attack.

"dun wuhry mate, i'z a proffezionel."
- lose all your stormboyz thanks to rolling ones rather than to the enemy.

"it's uhhhhh.... a good paintjob!"
- proxy your burnas as lootas (cuz dey looks totally da same)

"WHY DOESNT MINE LOOK LIKE THAT!"
- repaint a single model 10+ times because you keep slipping and painting the pants with a streak of brown.

will make some more later, but last but not least (this is the onlyone of these i dont have yet)

AHHHHH ZOMBIES!
- as necrons field an entire army of flayed ones.

Epaminondas wrote:"Damaged in Transit" 25G
Awarded to the commander who successfully destroys an undeployed enemy squad by destroying its dedicated transport.

"In the Grim Darkness of the Future There is Only WAR" 25G
Awarded to the commander who wins an objective-based game of Warhammer 40,000 by destroying every fielded enemy model, regardless of the actual objective.

"Chinks in the Armor" 40G
Awarded to the commander who successfully destroys an enemy vehicle with a sniper-type weapon.

"Never Retreat, Never Surrender!" 25G
Awarded to the commander who successfully holds a captured objective at the end of a game with a single model. (The objective need not have been captured by a single model.)

"Accuracy by Volume" 15G
Awarded to the commander who successfully kills a monstrous creature with a weapon that can be fired more than twice in a turn. (For example, Assault Cannons or Heavy Bolters)

"Lead by Example" 50G
Awarded to the commander who wipes out an enemy HQ choice with an HQ choice of their own.

"Master of the Infantry" 100G
Awarded to the commander who wins a game of Warhammer 40,000 without fielding any units armed with heavy or special weapons.

"Master of Arms" 100G
Awarded to the commander who wins a game of Warhammer 40,000 without firing any long range weaponry. (Grenades and their ilk are allowed.)

"The God-Emperor" 450G
Awarded to the commander of atleast one, fully-painted Warhammer 40,000 army of at least 1,500 points who can lay claim to a girlfriend that is a certifiable 10 on the Hotness scale.

Of those listed here, I have
1. In the Grim Darkness of the Future There is Only WAR
2. Chinks in the armor


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shadowice558 wrote:what the he-AAARGHH
- lose an entire squad to foreign objects like cans of coke

STAND UP YOU STUPID PEICE OF...FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
-repeatedly try to stand up a single unit that keeps falling over due to slowed model placment.

what do you mean he's not in LoS?
- lose half a squad to a unit that is being obscured by a single blade of grass, not allowing retaliation.

"I SAYZ YA SHUD SHUT UP NOW!"
- roll 50+ to hit rolls against a single model.

"wut ya mean i karnt re-arrange deese wirez?"
- destroy a land raider with gazz's first attack.

"dun wuhry mate, i'z a proffezionel."
- lose all your stormboyz thanks to rolling ones rather than to the enemy.

"it's uhhhhh.... a good paintjob!"
- proxy your burnas as lootas (cuz dey looks totally da same)

"WHY DOESNT MINE LOOK LIKE THAT!"
- repaint a single model 10+ times because you keep slipping and painting the pants with a streak of brown.

will make some more later, but last but not least (this is the onlyone of these i dont have yet)

AHHHHH ZOMBIES!
- as necrons field an entire army of flayed ones.

and of these I have
1. what the he-AAARGHH
2. STAND UP YOU STUPID PEICE OF...FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
3. "I SAYZ YA SHUD SHUT UP NOW!"

Ammo Efficency: Get the legal maximum number of models under a template.

Chain Reaction: Blow up a vehicle and have another one taken out in the blast (damn hard to do but theoretically possible...)

I've got a few

"Way of Saim Hann"~ 10G Field an Eldar Army with no foot soldiers on the ground, only jetbikes and tanks.

"I survived the carnifex!"~45G Kill an MC with any IC.

"Wazdakka's Waaaaaugh"~10G Field an army of nothing but bikers or jet bikes.

"Krumpin" ~ 150G Kill a Land Raider with a ramming attack.

"Itz spelled G-O-R-K I tellz yah!"~ 5G get into a debate about weather or not deff rollaz work in a ram.

"The Emperor smiles on you"~ 30G make seven invulnerable saves in a row.

"Its only a flesh wound!"~10G A squad that has taken more than 50% of it's wounds wipes out another squad.

Why are we waiting? - Hold your entire army in reserve until the last possible turn.

Traffic Jam - Be unable to deploy all your vehicles because they take up too much of the board.

Crouching tiger, hidden lictor - Forget that lictor you fielded for the entire game until you are putting away your stuff and see it sitting on the side, waiting to be revealed.