Oh dear God.

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**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

And there goes what little faith in humanity I once retained....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1174210/30-stone-mother-feeds-baby-triplets-junk-food-diet--admits-McDonalds-just-months.html

I'm sorry love, but that is not a thyroid problem. You eat 50% more than reccomended, and admit you do bugger all except go out to collect your benefits. That my love, is why you are fat.

And the reason you have to chew your kids food, is that the poor little buggers don't have any teeth. And whilst I'm at it, peeling the batter off their Fish and Chips does NOT, repeat...NOT make it healthy all of a sudden. slow.

What the hell is wrong with the world? Surely, surely, feeding children that sort of utter gak constitutes some form of child abuse? But hey, don't worry, they get veg. On a sunday. And apparently, some of their baby food contains fruit.

So, this euthanasia, does it actually have to be voluntary?

**Ironhide**

I'm amazed someone actually copulated with her.

**Wolf**

ew ew ew ew ewwwww, scary stuff, she needs to not be fed a Mcdonalds looks like shes had one too many. I mean 6months how irresponsible !

**Jacksonhighlander**

land manatees like her dont need to be teaching kids what to eat. she needs a freaking doctor to give her a time line of how soon she and her kids are going to die. maybe that'll wake her up. and her common sense is just sick.

just out of curiosity, how many pounds equal a stone?

**warpcrafter**

I agree. I'm a big fat tub but I did it to myself and blame no-one else. She needs to have those kids taken away and be neutered.

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

14 pounds to a stone my friend, making that bucket of lard...ermm...hold on...carry the three.....tweflty...both feet...ummm....312lbs I think........down from a whopping 560.

No, thats not right....damn my mental arithmetic is rubbish now. Must practice!

420lbs I think. Disgusting either way!

**warpcrafter**

I'm 280, so now I don't feel so bad!

**LunaHound**

Im actually more amazed about how she fit in those jeans.

I mean .... @_@???!? look at the area around her knees .

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

I weigh around 16 stone, making me....erm....both hands, my feet and my nose, divide by Donkey....squared....rounded off a bit...errmmmm....a fat git....no....hold on...only have a wholly explicable beer gut (which is shrinking!) ummm....bugger it...calculator time in a mo.....224. I am a lanky sod though. 6'3"

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

LunaHound wrote:Im actually more amazed about how she fit in those jeans.

I mean .... @_@???!? look at the area around her knees .

Mmmmm! Cankles. Bingo Wings and Gunts, OH MY!

**Cheese Elemental**

Eh, I only weight about 60-something kilos (not pounds), which I think is about average for a teenager my age. I have a pretty slim build naturally, but I have a bit of flab at the moment that I got when I was depressed. I'm sure it's shrinking though.

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Hold on, am off to translate Kilos to Pounds for even bigger (get it? Bigger?) laffs!

She weights 190ish Kilos...thats triple your weight sonny jim!

Where as you are a spritely 132lbs. I was 140 when I turned 15, also known as 10 stone, hence why I always remember the ratio of lbs to stone.

**Greebynog**

Amazing. Funniest line by a mile, acutally LOLed: 'Anyway, they don't always have junk food - sometimes I cook a microwave meal for them.'

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Good innit?

**Orkeosaurus**

The Article wrote:is convinced, bizarrely, that watching what you eat could lead to anorexia.

I bet watching her eat could give you anorexia.

**warpcrafter**

Orkeosaurus wrote:
The Article wrote:is convinced, bizarrely, that watching what you eat could lead to anorexia.
I bet watching her eat could give you anorexia.

Permanently.

**sexiest_hero**

Yep fat people blaming everything but themselves, seems to be a lot of that going down lately.

**FITZZ**

She "removes the batter from the fish" to make it "healthy"? the deep fried fish?
Screw euthanasia,run her over with an ice cream truck..fitting end.

**garret**

my cousins kids didnt even star eating that kind stuff until 1 and a half
and even then it was once every month and they just gummed the stuff to death and swallow

**Cheese Elemental**

You shouldn't even be eating it that early in life. I didn't touch any junk food until I was six, and even then I was careful with it.

Of course, during the summer between primary and high school, I became very depressed because I never got to see my friends and I was alone all day in the house, so I ate, therefore, gained weight. I'm still trying to work it off.

**garret**

what bothers me is she said it was a treat for mcdonalds once a week?
for kids that age fruit is a great treat.
its naturally sweet and good for you
Fruit cups arent that expensive.
off topic:
can someone give me what 40 stones is in pounds

**Cheese Elemental**

Way too much.

**Jimi Nemesis**

Let's see. 75 x 2.205 = 165.375

She is two and a half of me. I think I'll stay with my current girlfriend.

Why was she not mudered on the operating table once they got the babies out?

**CaptainCommunsism**

I'm about 230 pounds, or around 110-ish kilo's and 6' tall, or about 180cm for you british chaps et al. I blame no one but myself for this. however, I'm at least trying to do something about it; going to gym and whatnot.

Dear god, I hate people like this. more than anything else. I think the thing that gets me off worst is when people actually SOUND fat. its like every mouth movement they make imparts a gram of fat onto the sound wave. it makes me SICK. I'm not at this stage, and hope never to be. Not only that, but MICROWAVED MEALS?! EXCUSE ME, BUT COOKING IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. AM I ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE ON EARTH WHO COOKS FOR THEMSELVES AND DOESN'T JUST GET THINGS FROM A GOD DAMNED BOX?

Thank you for posting this; i'm going to the gym tomorrow. Come hell or high water.

RAGE METER: 8.5, with 1 being fuzzy kittens and 10 being a bursted blood vessel.

**whatwhat**

CaptainCommunsism wrote:I'm about 230 pounds, or around 110-ish kilo's and 6' tall, or about 180cm for you british chaps et al.

We deal height in feet and inches aswell you know. Its the weight we do differently. We measure weight in stone, 230 pounds would be 16.4 stone. Wow, you had better get your running shoes on.

**LunaHound**

Anyone here worried about the children though? surely someone like that with no common sense and lack of discipline cannot and should not be legally allowed to raise anything but a hamster needless to say humans.

**WarlordGaz**

'They like fish and chips too, but I take the batter off the fish, so I guess that's healthy.'

Wow, we should follow her advice as she is obviously a great dietician.

I wonder if "thyroid problems" cause stupidity aswell.

**Jimi Nemesis**

I wonder if "thyroid problems" cause stupidity aswell.

"I am sorry. You have an incurable and terminal case of stupid."

oh yeah.

**Kilkrazy**

Thyroid problems do actually cause a sort of stupidity because hypothyroid slows down the entire metabolism.

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

I'm amazed no one has done the 'Pie-Roid' joke yet.