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In your base, ignoring your logic.

Another year off of her calves( children ).

A note though, have you ever tasted yourself? Chances are you taste nasty and soylent green would taste nasty.

People taste nasty= nasty tasting soylent green.
Cows taste delicious= Delicious tasting hamburgers.

   
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That should be classified as abuse. We have a huge problem in SA (as I'm sure the rest of the world does too) but these (mainly Afrikaans) families feed their kids until they are the same size their massivley obese parents. It makes me... angry, but I know it's so futile. Grrr...
   
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halonachos wrote:Another year off of her calves( children ).

A note though, have you ever tasted yourself? Chances are you taste nasty and soylent green would taste nasty.

People taste nasty= nasty tasting soylent green.
Cows taste delicious= Delicious tasting hamburgers.



I'm reliably informed by various sources human flesh tastes like Pork. And indeed, smells like Pork when cooked.

Hence the old nickname for Human Flesh being 'Longpig'

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In your base, ignoring your logic.

We taste like pigs then, great. Now that I know this, I will presume that human flesh tastes good with fried rice and soy sauce.
   
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now someones it gonna go trying to make people bacon
   
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"She is not alone - earlier this month a survey by the Infant and Toddler Forum found 29 per cent of children under the age of three ate a takeaway at least once a week, while 23 per cent eat crisps and 16 per cent drink fizzy drinks almost every day."

This made me crack up. The British take on the English language is just hilarious sometimes. Saying something like "fizzy drinks" around here and everyone would think your mental.

On topic though, I agree, complete abuse for the kids, the mother should have never been allowed to conceive. I see a lot of parents in her kind of situation in the US, lots of couples doing exactly what she did...
   
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Norristown, PA

Maybe now that this article has been published and she's being publicly ridiculed, she will see the light and start feeding her kids real food like taco bell or kfc instead of mcdonalds.

 
   
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London (work) / Pompey (live, from time to time)

doc, i think we agree on something for once
only just seen this thread lol.


she should have the kids removed from her and be charged with putting thier lives in danger.
"big is beautiful" as she says 0_o
she means constant heath problems will lead to disability living allowance for her aswell.

and thats no medical problem she has, in basic terms its called "stop fething eating"
if she had a problem then fine, but the fact she eats over 50% of the RDA doesent help her case much.

and now she wants a free house aswell? bs.

oh, and nearly forgot about it costing the NHS 200k to help her drop the sprogs.



1 bullet will fix everything, or maybe a few in this case, or just a larger caliber gun.

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We could always rebuild The War Wolf and catapult the mardyarsed nightmare into France.

She's gone, France sinks, and then twoproblems solved with one. erm, lardarse.

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And with France gone, my hometown would get a nice beach

"Wenn Frankreich nicht wär, läg Freiburg am Meer."

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Mind you, we'd have to aim for the centre. A rimshot would likely mean the whole country would flip, which nothing else, would seriously complicate the Basque region debates!

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doc, we want to sink france, not flip the feth plates its sat on



great though isnt it? we pay tax all out lives so some fat bitch can cost this much money, and still demand more, she needs putting down, not a fething house.

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Can't say owt about Benefits right. I'm on the Dole whilst I find new employment. Hoping to get Taxi Driving wok.

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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Can't say owt about Benefits right. I'm on the Dole whilst I find new employment. Hoping to get Taxi Driving wok.


The difference is that your on benefits for the right reasons. A temporary safety net whilst you look for further employment. Seeing as you've payed your taxes whilst in work I really don't have an issue with people like yourselves being on the dole. After all it can happy to any one of us.

It's people like the beast in this article that do my nut in. I haven't read the full article (Can't bring myself to spend than about 30 seconds on the Daily Fails website, it makes me feel dirty) but I don't see how its possible to claim so many so you can eat like this? Perhaps food vouchers are the way forward? That way you can ensure people like this on 2000 calories a day.

and don't get me started on this lot:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5004431/Family-who-are-too-fat-to-work-say-22000-worth-of-benefits-is-not-enough.html

The Chawners, haven't worked in 11 years, claim their weight is a hereditary condition and the money they receive is insufficient to live on.


Total Gak. Give this lot a job which involves walking all day and stop them easting burgers and just watch their weight drop. I'm normally quite a liberal and fairly tolerant chap but this just makes me want to scream. Giving this lot 22K in benefits is an insult to every genuinely disabled person out there struggling by.

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Not entirely sure that article is accurate on the money side of things.

I'm on the highest band for JSA, and get £64 a week. That bucket of lard is reportedly getting £20 a week more than me.....

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I will skip certain topics of previous discussion (her weight, ugliness level, stupidity level, even her/her children's health) I just want to know what is causing her to be "too busy to prepare proper meals for her triplets or do much in the way of housework"?

Edit: MDG, re-read the article, she is getting £227 a week. If you are getting £64, she is getting £163 more than you.

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No no no! The one above, LuciusARs one.

One the fatarses is on the same benefit (anyone else seeing a fundamental flaw in the naming? Why should you benefit from being unemployed?) as I am, and they reckon she is getting £20 a week more than. Sounds like spare change, but thats an additional £80 a month which would come in hella handy in my situation!

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I wonder how long it took for her to realize she was preggers?
   
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"It took a 68-strong team and a bill for the NHS of £200,000, including a specially-built operating table for her Caesarean section."

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why my grandmother waited on a trolley in a corridor as she (who worked every fething day she was able, to feed her kids) lay dying. Because the welfare state, benefits, NHS, social services and state schools (all of which I entirely support) are being raped by monsters like this, that loathsome turd will raise her poor children to become just like her, dooming them.

I worked in child support social services for years, towards the latter part when the so called 'Sure Start' project was initiated, giving EVEN MORE to the most troublesome, those that wouldn't take their kids to free dental check ups 1 mile away had NHS dental clinics run right at the entrance to their housing estates, extra tuition and programs run at the schools for their kids when a parent in a similar financial situation were denied this treatment simply because they made effort and weren't gak.



 
   
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Ironhide wrote:I wonder how long it took for her to realize she was preggers?


She went to the bathroom, thought she was constipated, then realized there was 3 babies in the toilet.

She is stupid, and will raise her kids to be stupid and noncontributing members of society like her, and should be killed for the betterment of society.

Ugh. Mad doc, I agree. I just lost a little faith in humanity too.

Just, eugh, thats horrible, eugh!

I don't pity dat fool!

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"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands

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"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
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Tizz wrote:This made me crack up. The British take on the English language is just hilarious sometimes. Saying something like "fizzy drinks" around here and everyone would think your mental.


yeh we'd get the same if we started calling our children names like 'randy.' Maybe mentals not the right word though.

Oh and I like the way you say "the british take on the english language," that's some good irony that. especially for an american.

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i am 6 foot 3, and 240 pounds (LBS).... but its soooo not my fault, if McDonalds would stop servi.... its a glandluar problem.... im just big boned... umm... o just shut up and give me a government check for being fat allready, i derserve the free money darn it.
   
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It's not my fault I'm overweight, they make food taste too nice.

"too fat to work" eh? I wonder if they even know what work consists of.
   
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Somewhere in south-central England.

People get fat because they consume more calories than are expended in metabolism and exercise. There are no 'hereditary' fat people in Darfur.

The Chawners should not eat 3,000 calories each per day because the recommended amount for a sedentary lifestyle is 2,000 for a woman and 2,500 for a man.

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I thought the reccomendations were for a non-sedentary lifestyle though? Sort of the level you need to go to work and that?

And to be honest, if they are only eating 3,000 a day, they are lying. I eat that, and I'm not enormous. As already covered, I don't have the most active of lifestyles. And I would *love* to see how they manage to feed a family of four on just £50 a week, and claim they can't afford fresh Veg!

They're at home all day, why not grow some. Of course! That requires effort, and taking control of your own life.

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Hmm thats $74 USD a week for 4 people, thats....

7 days x 3 meals = 88 cents per meal.


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this is scary, i actually agree with lucius about something too XD


Doc, your only signing on while looking for a new job, not taking advantage of it
when i 1st left school i was in and out of jobs, didnt stay out of 1 long enough to sign on lol



Edit: luna, your sig pic is all wrong
why use a barrett .50?
better off with something like a PSG-1 or R700 or wistler rifle instead

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hey i eat 1000 calories a day and im still big
there is something heriditary about it
know granted really big people like that just eat way to much

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Somewhere in south-central England.

If you actually go to a supermarket the fruit and veg section is the cheapest bit. And real markets are much cheaper.

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