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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/30 21:14:08
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Isn't the most disturbing part that this person says that she only oes out once a week, and "doesn't just buy junk food- sometimes she makes micro meals" AND does not make any house keeping or cleaning or other activities, because she is to busy cooking for her sweet kids, and that her working, normalsized mother works, and cooks healthy food the other members of the family eats?
That is just plainly slowed.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/30 21:18:14
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Yup! Her poor Pieglands do need regular and often resting you know! Bingo Wings don't grow themselves after all.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/30 23:03:46
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Las Vegas, NV, USA
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:No no no! The one above, LuciusARs one.
One the fatarses is on the same benefit (anyone else seeing a fundamental flaw in the naming? Why should you benefit from being unemployed?) as I am, and they reckon she is getting £20 a week more than. Sounds like spare change, but thats an additional £80 a month which would come in hella handy in my situation!
I understand, I am flipflopping between work/unemployment right now (I work for a construction business). When I first saw that article, I was wondering how I could move over there and marry one of the daughters to see if I could join in the big scam too.  Then again, I kind of doubt the numbers on the females' weight, they look too big to weigh that little unless they are 4 feet tall.
Kilkrazy wrote:If you actually go to a supermarket the fruit and veg section is the cheapest bit. And real markets are much cheaper.
I can not speak for the UK, but it is the opposite here in many parts of the USA except at Farmers' Markets and the like. What is truly scary is that in many cases, an equal or better amount of soda pop or "juice" drinks are far cheaper than plain water.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/30 23:04:19
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
Edinboro, PA
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Thanks ever so much for that picture, Orkeosaurus. Time to go and get the caustic eyeball bleach. Doc, your idea about rebuilding the War Wolf to launch that horrifying example of society gone entirely off its zarking lunch made me laugh until my ribs hurt. It's a good plan, and could be made even better if it was during an actual seige. Think of how many severed heads and dead rotting animals wouldn't have to be launched into the defending city to spread plague...she would hit and vast amount of societal decay locked away in that corpulent body would burst forth and slay everything within a couple of miles, no save.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/30 23:36:19
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Stalwart Ultramarine Tactical Marine
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I'm still trying to wrap around how she got preggers in the first place. Not that someone wanted to get it on with her, some guys are into that sort of thing...(apparently neck-deep but I digress) I mean, big girls need love, too. That I understand. How it physically was possible, however, without some violation of the fundamental laws of the universe, I don't.
I'm not upset at those kids for who their parent is, I'm upset at their parents for who their parents are.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/30 23:43:19
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
Stafford
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I think the terminology to be used in her case is... Council Estate IQ.
Not a particularly pleasant term,but accurate in this instance.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/30 23:44:05
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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bluegiant:maybe the boyfriend was on a month long acid trip?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/30 23:58:34
Subject: Re:Oh dear God.
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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout
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What is truly scary is that in many cases, an equal or better amount of soda pop or "juice" drinks are far cheaper than plain water.
Maybe bottled water. Much cheaper to just turn on the faucet.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 00:05:08
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Horrific Hive Tyrant
London (work) / Pompey (live, from time to time)
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go in asda over here (thats walmart to you yanks i think  )
and you can buy carling at around 20 pence a can lol, even cheaper than bottled water.
she is plain and simply a fat lazy bitch who rather sit on her arse all day and get paid to do so.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 00:27:21
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Dominating Dominatrix
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Here in Germany veggetables are much cheaper than any kind of meat. You can buy a whole sack of carrots or potatos for the same price you can buy a cheap stake.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 02:04:20
Subject: Re:Oh dear God.
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Nigel Stillman
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This is truly one of the most digusting things I have ever read or witnessed. I think I'm going to go anorexic.
Actually, this could be a good way to get people to stop eating junk food. Just have them read this story!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 03:36:38
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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In the end, the amount of calories you eat is the big thing for weight gain.
Even if she couldn't afford healthy food (which she can, or at least she can if she stops buying ridiculous amounts of it), she could lose weight just by eating less unhealthy food. Eat more water. Eat some "Total" every once and a while, it's full of vitamins.
You don't have to be a rockstar to lose weight, you need to have the mental discipline.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 03:41:01
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Orkeosaurus wrote:you need to have the mental discipline.
Yes, and thats something i lack >< for example today i bought chocolate cookies , and before i start eating
i checked the back.... well it was a total shock.
2 pieces of cookies = 170 calories. HOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giving it to my cousin rofl.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 06:03:24
Subject: Re:Oh dear God.
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Ironhide wrote:What is truly scary is that in many cases, an equal or better amount of soda pop or "juice" drinks are far cheaper than plain water.
Maybe bottled water. Much cheaper to just turn on the faucet.
Which is what I do (with filter) but considering Soda Pop's water baseline is actually better purified than "bottled" water and has HFCS and what not added ontop of it, you would think it would be more expensive for the same size rather than H2O.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 06:14:28
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Supply and demand, my friends.
There is fierce competition between pop companies, they're willing to take a hit to outsell each other.
Bottled water has less competition, and the target market for bottled water has more disposable income than the market for pop.
Plus, bottled water can gain credence when priced higher; it's usually tap water either way, but if priced higher it's sometimes be assumed to be better, more purified, containing less "chemicals" or whatever else makes people buy bottled water besides necessity.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 10:19:31
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Dominating Dominatrix
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LunaHound wrote:Orkeosaurus wrote:you need to have the mental discipline.
Yes, and thats something i lack >< for example today i bought chocolate cookies , and before i start eating
i checked the back.... well it was a total shock.
2 pieces of cookies = 170 calories. HOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giving it to my cousin rofl.
Luna, while I support people who want to loose weight, DO NOT start reading the calries count on the back of your food, that'll just make you crazy  . Especially if there's chocolate involved. Or nuts. Or both.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 11:38:48
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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It annoys me when people like thie get on the bus, they take up two seats, they should have to pay double, and why is it when I see them on the bus they're nearly always eating!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 11:53:37
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Uri Lee wrote:It annoys me when people like thie get on the bus, they take up two seats, they should have to pay double, and why is it when I see them on the bus they're nearly always eating!!
This!!! not only do they take 2 seats, they sit in the middle of THREE , with space on both sides ( well basically i can sit there if they move over )
oh wait, lets not forget , even when the bus is full, they still want to leave a space for their MCDONALD BAG so i have to stand while giving them dirty look.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 12:55:08
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Whats worse, is that some Airlines, quite understandably, wanted to charge morbidly obese people for two seats, seeing as thats what they take up. But some pressure group or other declared it discriminatory. Is it bollocks!
Think about it. I weigh in the region of 16 stone, give or take a few pounds. Now, I, like all other passangers, have a baggage entitlement which if I go over, I have to pay for the excess. This is because plane tickets etc, are worked out on the fuel cost. So the heavier the item, the more fuel it takes.
Now, this woman is very nearly twice my weight, and at one point was considerably more at 40 stone. So why should she, and others of a similar size, be charged the same price as me? Equally, surely I should have to pay more than some 8 stone weakling to haul my carcass through the air to my destination? Or perhaps a combined weight and luggage ratio? Only seems fair.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 12:57:33
Subject: Oh dear God.
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@MDG cant they reword it into something like
"passengers can now be able to book up (and buy) any amount of seats for their comfort , if not each passenger are allowed their 1 personal seat"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 13:04:53
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Nope, it should be enforced.
After all, if you take a child on an Airplane, it needs a seat, even if very young I believe. So why not make the fatties pay per thigh?
I'm sorry if I upset anyone, but it is only in a tiny percentage of cases that a persons obesity is caused by glands and stuff. The rest of the time, it's Pies, lack of exercise, Pies, chips, Pies and some more Pies. It is categorically NOT a disability. It IS a lifestyle choice. Am I disabled because I am addicted to cigarettes? No. I am a fool, with an addiction only I can deal with. Same with being addicted to food. Help is out there.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 13:37:39
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Martial Arts Fiday
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BlueGiant wrote:I'm still trying to wrap around how she got preggers in the first place. Not that someone wanted to get it on with her, some guys are into that sort of thing...(apparently neck-deep but I digress) I mean, big girls need love, too. That I understand. How it physically was possible, however, without some violation of the fundamental laws of the universe, I don't.
Quote from the father: "Smell my elbow"
I just want to know what is causing her to be "too busy to prepare proper meals for her triplets or do much in the way of housework"?
Washing her undercarriage?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 15:48:41
Subject: Oh dear God.
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[MOD]
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Somewhere in south-central England.
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Whats worse, is that some Airlines, quite understandably, wanted to charge morbidly obese people for two seats, seeing as thats what they take up. But some pressure group or other declared it discriminatory. Is it bollocks!
Think about it. I weigh in the region of 16 stone, give or take a few pounds. Now, I, like all other passangers, have a baggage entitlement which if I go over, I have to pay for the excess. This is because plane tickets etc, are worked out on the fuel cost. So the heavier the item, the more fuel it takes.
Now, this woman is very nearly twice my weight, and at one point was considerably more at 40 stone. So why should she, and others of a similar size, be charged the same price as me? Equally, surely I should have to pay more than some 8 stone weakling to haul my carcass through the air to my destination? Or perhaps a combined weight and luggage ratio? Only seems fair.
Someone that fat wouldn't fit in a standard economy seat anyway.
Some domestic US airlines do charge extra for fat people under some circumstances.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 15:51:12
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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I know they tried to charge them. Thought it had been blocked?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 16:00:57
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
Stafford
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Kilkrazy wrote:Thyroid problems do actually cause a sort of stupidity because hypothyroid slows down the entire metabolism.
Yes it does indeed. I have Graves Disease ( Hyperthyroidism) and I have weight problems. But not to this degree, and I certainly don't blame the illness for that weight  Just the Chocolate, Pizzas.. lack of exercise.. etc
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 20:28:00
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Well, I'm feeling better now. Just landed a job as a Taxi Driver, so I can once again rag on Dole Scum, having finally elevated myself from it's doledrums! (see what I did there?)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 21:15:58
Subject: Oh dear God.
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Well, I'm feeling better now. Just landed a job as a Taxi Driver, so I can once again rag on Dole Scum, having finally elevated myself from it's doledrums! (see what I did there?)
It's a requirement of the job, isn't it?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 21:17:27
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Gor Blimey, Guvnor!
I had that Stephen Fry in the back of me cab once.
String 'em up, it's the only language they understand.
Etc.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 21:27:34
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now i read through most of this and i didn't see one comment on the first thing that came to mind when i saw that picture
OH MY GOD SOMEONE SLEPT WITH THAT WOMAN
i hope that's not to offensive for anyone
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 21:34:12
Subject: Oh dear God.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Well, I'm feeling better now. Just landed a job as a Taxi Driver, so I can once again rag on Dole Scum, having finally elevated myself from it's doledrums! (see what I did there?)
Oh jeez the Ork Brute squad is driving taxis now
WAAUGGGH!!!!
(good to hear. bad employment beats no employment)
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