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What is this joke you speak of?

Well, thats about it really.

Just used the word 'Pie-Roid' to correct the claim of a thyroid problem.

See also....

Piabetic (A larger boned fellow who risks falling into a coma if not kept regularly supplied with pastry-based products)

Pieceps (Bulging Stomach muscles)

And I must say, I am mildly upset to see Pieroid is not in fact in my Profanisaurus!

Natural selection is failing, people like that should not be allowed children...

Feel bad for the kids but think many bad words about the mum.

I feel bad for the mother of the fething idiot of a daughter. I mean, come on. I love junk food as much as anyone else, but damn. That is out of hand. I am 270lbs and 6'2 but I am dropping weight.

She needs to be killed and given to homeless people so they can use her like a taun-taun [spelling?] like Luke did in Episode V of Star Wars.



Edit: Apparently, the word feth, when adding an -ing to the end, if you leave off the "g" it doesn't get filtered.

I just want to say this about fat people; there are three different types:

1) Fit fat people. Those who want to lose weight or are fit but look fat.
2) Fat people who blame everything but themselves.
3) Fat but happy.

In american football a quarterack can weigh 240 pounds and the average offensive lineman weighs 312-324 pounds but they are healthy.

Shes the second type of fat people.

Depends upon the BMI.

Muscle weighs more than fat, so thusly, muscular people (like aofrementioned Quarterbacks) will weight a lot more than a non-muscle person.

As for stomachs, I believe there are three layers of muscle in the stomach, hence why strongmen tend to look like they have beerguts. They typically don't. It's all three layers of muscle developed, unlike a poserish Washboard.

Yes, the muscle layers develope underneath the fat layers though. So if you have a pound of fat in your gut and 10 pounds of muscle behind it, you still look fat.

You have to do a serious amount of activity to be 240 pounds with little fat. i am around 205 pounds now (6ft 1) and i do my fair share, getting an extra 40 pounds of muscle would be very hard work...or steroids (which I am finding more and more is fairly popular nowadays, 3 people alone on my small weekend rugby team admit to it).

Ya know, by the year 2045, steriods will be mandatory for all sports.

The house is full of unwashed laundry and piles of toys, and Miss Salt says she and her babies only get dressed and go out once a week to collect her benefits.

UGH....this makes me hate, a LOT!

Much like the Octo-mom, something should be done.

Also depends on the diet.

If you eat certain food stuffs, you consume very little fat compared to protein, which makes it much easier to bulk on muscle (or so I'm told! sadly I know a little about a lot, and would much rather it was the other way round. Then I might have a degree!) and much harder to put on lard, provided it is linked to an exercise regime.

Oh, and in case anyone might be thinking I have a holier than thou approach to such things, I am a bit overweight, I drink too much, I smoke, I don't do enough exercise. However, I accept the consequences of my lifestyle, and know it is down to me and me alone to change it. Which I hope to when I find a new job and can afford to join a gym!

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Also depends on the diet.

If you eat certain food stuffs, you consume very little fat compared to protein, which makes it much easier to bulk on muscle (or so I'm told! sadly I know a little about a lot, and would much rather it was the other way round. Then I might have a degree!) and much harder to put on lard, provided it is linked to an exercise regime.

Oh, and in case anyone might be thinking I have a holier than thou approach to such things, I am a bit overweight, I drink too much, I smoke, I don't do enough exercise. However, I accept the consequences of my lifestyle, and know it is down to me and me alone to change it. Which I hope to when I find a new job and can afford to join a gym!

Yeh those quarterback types will have strict planned to the gram diets and be eating about 5 meals a day I imagine.

Oh and gyms are full of posers, I wouldn't bother. Do a sport or get some part time phisical work.

Indeedy. Look at what Olympic Rower's eat. MY god, I think my stomach would burst.

But it's not the volume, it's the quality. High Calorie, low fat means they have the fuel for their training, and high energy levels. Another example of what I'd imagine to be a fairly restricted, yet carefully balanced diet.

I know professional Footballers can get in deep shtook if they deviate from their diet. Unless you're Wayne Rooney. In which case you will always look like a strategically shaved, ill tempered spoilt little Orangutan. With a bag of spanners instead of a face.

But this...this.....BEAST. She eats crap, feeds her kids crap, and doesn't think she's doing any harm. Drag out, Bolt gun to the back of the neck (saves wasting a bullet) and give the kids to decent people who want kids but have trouble conceiving. Fair all round.

I'm horribe. I'll do 500 meters of swimming, 20 minutes on a treadmill(jogging), do 30 sit ups with a medicine ball, do 2 sets of 15 reps with 35 pound dumbells, and 2 sets of 10 reps of 135 pounds for benching. Then I go out and have a burger and a shake, thus negating my entire workout. So I'm 6" 1' and weigh 250 pounds.

Here's the kicker; I lift more than my brother does, swim more than my brother does(at least double what he can do), and eat healthier than he does. He's 2x less than my body weight the lucky fether.

we should make a law about that if you raise your kids stupid then you get them taken away then forced sterility

Define stupid.

garret wrote:we should make a law about that if you raise your kids stupid then you get them taken away then forced sterility

Oh i'm well in favour of an enforced hysterectomy /vasectomy rule if you can't prove a descent level of sense. Unfortunately i don't think that idea goes down well in a pc world. It should at least be a punishment for certain crimes though.

I say put something in the water to enforce sterility, with the antidote available upon application for a sprog.

I mean, it's stupid. If a couple cannot have kids for whatever reason, look at the redtape you have to jump through to adopt. It can take years to be approved!

But this munter pops three out and promptly sets about wrecking their lives. £272 a WEEK (more than I earned in my last job, after Tax) which she apparently wazzes up the wall on Scran and Tabs. But she only smokes 10 a day. Now being a smoker, I know 10 Tabs run to about £3. So, thats £15 a week, give or take. Call it £20 for arguments sake. So she is genuinely spending £250 a week on Food is she? HOW! How the hell do you manage that! It's stupid!

See idiocracy for details.

Awesome/scary movie, that one!

Just kill her...lets have a fascist state...were the undesirables pull the trains or something...LOL just kidding.

my only question is who in the hek would shag her....I mean come on....I was drunk is no excuse! that is one seriously dispirit dude!!!

Maybe he's blind and has no hands?

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Drag out, Bolt gun to the back of the neck (saves wasting a bullet) and give the kids to decent people who want kids but have trouble conceiving. Fair all round.

You'll have to rent a fork-lift to drag it out.

halonachos wrote:Maybe he's blind and has no hands?

To be honest, I doubt you could gather enough Flour before your ardour lost it's flame.

Okay, since some users already use this thread to talk about their weight I might just as well get on too.
I weigh about 92 Kilos (double it to get pounds) and am about 1,76 meters tall (that's roughly about 5,7 feet if I'm not mistaken). I'm not really that fit, I despise jogging, but I can sprint a little if I feel like it. I should do more sports but I don't really feel like it. And the following might fall in category (2): a friend of mine eats all the time and is really really thin. I'll try to eat less and stay the same. I think it's something in my genes

LunaHound wrote:Anyone here worried about the children though? surely someone like that with no common sense and lack of discipline cannot and should not be legally allowed to raise anything but a hamster needless to say humans.

Altough this sounds rather harsh sometimes, I really support the idea of a sort of "parent's licence". I always think of it when I read about/see a mother buying GTA for her 10-year old.

Kilkrazy wrote:Thyroid problems do actually cause a sort of stupidity because hypothyroid slows down the entire metabolism.

Oh yeah, that's it. I have a slow metabolsim too, that's why I don't loose weight. Then again, I'm often hungry, so the argument's probably a lot of crap

Don't worry citizens! Spiderman is here!

Dont you just want to see the upside down kiss scene from that fat spider man?

Im curiouse to what his flab looks like when upside down xD

That's a man?

judging from how undersized that costume looks, it probably wouldn't shift that much

Who votes in favour of Operation: Soylent Green? We could make a year supply off this stupid cow