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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 00:40:57
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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And there goes what little faith in humanity I once retained....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1174210/30-stone-mother-feeds-baby-triplets-junk-food-diet--admits-McDonalds-just-months.html
I'm sorry love, but that is not a thyroid problem. You eat 50% more than reccomended, and admit you do bugger all except go out to collect your benefits. That my love, is why you are fat.
And the reason you have to chew your kids food, is that the poor little buggers don't have any teeth. And whilst I'm at it, peeling the batter off their Fish and Chips does NOT, repeat...NOT make it healthy all of a sudden. slow.
What the hell is wrong with the world? Surely, surely, feeding children that sort of utter gak constitutes some form of child abuse? But hey, don't worry, they get veg. On a sunday. And apparently, some of their baby food contains fruit.
So, this euthanasia, does it actually have to be voluntary?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 00:49:30
Subject: Re:Oh dear God.
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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout
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I'm amazed someone actually copulated with her.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 00:50:52
Subject: Re:Oh dear God.
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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ew ew ew ew ewwwww, scary stuff, she needs to not be fed a Mcdonalds looks like shes had one too many. I mean 6months how irresponsible !
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 00:57:33
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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land manatees like her dont need to be teaching kids what to eat. she needs a freaking doctor to give her a time line of how soon she and her kids are going to die. maybe that'll wake her up. and her common sense is just sick.
just out of curiosity, how many pounds equal a stone?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 00:59:19
Subject: Re:Oh dear God.
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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I agree. I'm a big fat tub but I did it to myself and blame no-one else. She needs to have those kids taken away and be neutered.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 01:08:04
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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14 pounds to a stone my friend, making that bucket of lard...ermm...hold on...carry the three.....tweflty...both feet...ummm....312lbs I think........down from a whopping 560.
No, thats not right....damn my mental arithmetic is rubbish now. Must practice!
420lbs I think. Disgusting either way!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 01:11:03
Subject: Re:Oh dear God.
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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I'm 280, so now I don't feel so bad!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 01:14:42
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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Im actually more amazed about how she fit in those jeans.
I mean .... @_@???!? look at the area around her knees .
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 01:16:46
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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I weigh around 16 stone, making me....erm....both hands, my feet and my nose, divide by Donkey....squared....rounded off a bit...errmmmm....a fat git....no....hold on...only have a wholly explicable beer gut (which is shrinking!) ummm....bugger it...calculator time in a mo.....224. I am a lanky sod though. 6'3"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 01:18:19
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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LunaHound wrote:Im actually more amazed about how she fit in those jeans.
I mean .... @_@???!? look at the area around her knees .
Mmmmm! Cankles. Bingo Wings and Gunts, OH MY!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 01:36:58
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Killer Klaivex
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Eh, I only weight about 60-something kilos (not pounds), which I think is about average for a teenager my age. I have a pretty slim build naturally, but I have a bit of flab at the moment that I got when I was depressed. I'm sure it's shrinking though.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 01:43:22
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Hold on, am off to translate Kilos to Pounds for even bigger (get it? Bigger?) laffs!
She weights 190ish Kilos...thats triple your weight sonny jim!
Where as you are a spritely 132lbs. I was 140 when I turned 15, also known as 10 stone, hence why I always remember the ratio of lbs to stone.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 01:57:27
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Grumpy Longbeard
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Amazing. Funniest line by a mile, acutally LOLed: 'Anyway, they don't always have junk food - sometimes I cook a microwave meal for them.'
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Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 01:59:37
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Good innit?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 02:45:39
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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The Article wrote:is convinced, bizarrely, that watching what you eat could lead to anorexia.
I bet watching her eat could give you anorexia.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 02:52:30
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Orkeosaurus wrote:The Article wrote:is convinced, bizarrely, that watching what you eat could lead to anorexia.
I bet watching her eat could give you anorexia.
Permanently.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 03:00:19
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Yep fat people blaming everything but themselves, seems to be a lot of that going down lately.
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And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 03:53:02
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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She "removes the batter from the fish" to make it "healthy"? the deep fried fish?
Screw euthanasia,run her over with an ice cream truck..fitting end.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 05:13:10
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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my cousins kids didnt even star eating that kind stuff until 1 and a half
and even then it was once every month and they just gummed the stuff to death and swallow
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 05:24:21
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Killer Klaivex
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You shouldn't even be eating it that early in life. I didn't touch any junk food until I was six, and even then I was careful with it.
Of course, during the summer between primary and high school, I became very depressed because I never got to see my friends and I was alone all day in the house, so I ate, therefore, gained weight. I'm still trying to work it off.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 05:31:09
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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what bothers me is she said it was a treat for mcdonalds once a week?
for kids that age fruit is a great treat.
its naturally sweet and good for you
Fruit cups arent that expensive.
off topic:
can someone give me what 40 stones is in pounds
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 05:47:48
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Killer Klaivex
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Way too much.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 08:26:51
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Member of the Malleus
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Let's see. 75 x 2.205 = 165.375
She is two and a half of me. I think I'll stay with my current girlfriend.
Why was she not mudered on the operating table once they got the babies out?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 09:19:24
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne
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I'm about 230 pounds, or around 110-ish kilo's and 6' tall, or about 180cm for you british chaps et al. I blame no one but myself for this. however, I'm at least trying to do something about it; going to gym and whatnot.
Dear god, I hate people like this. more than anything else. I think the thing that gets me off worst is when people actually SOUND fat. its like every mouth movement they make imparts a gram of fat onto the sound wave. it makes me SICK. I'm not at this stage, and hope never to be. Not only that, but MICROWAVED MEALS?! EXCUSE ME, BUT COOKING IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. AM I ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE ON EARTH WHO COOKS FOR THEMSELVES AND DOESN'T JUST GET THINGS FROM A GOD DAMNED BOX?
Thank you for posting this; i'm going to the gym tomorrow. Come hell or high water.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 09:26:30
Subject: Oh dear God.
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CaptainCommunsism wrote:I'm about 230 pounds, or around 110-ish kilo's and 6' tall, or about 180cm for you british chaps et al.
We deal height in feet and inches aswell you know. Its the weight we do differently. We measure weight in stone, 230 pounds would be 16.4 stone. Wow, you had better get your running shoes on.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 09:28:35
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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Anyone here worried about the children though? surely someone like that with no common sense and lack of discipline cannot and should not be legally allowed to raise anything but a hamster needless to say humans.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 09:31:21
Subject: Re:Oh dear God.
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'They like fish and chips too, but I take the batter off the fish, so I guess that's healthy.'
Wow, we should follow her advice as she is obviously a great dietician.
I wonder if "thyroid problems" cause stupidity aswell.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 10:15:41
Subject: Re:Oh dear God.
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Member of the Malleus
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I wonder if "thyroid problems" cause stupidity aswell.
"I am sorry. You have an incurable and terminal case of stupid."
oh yeah.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 10:57:40
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Thyroid problems do actually cause a sort of stupidity because hypothyroid slows down the entire metabolism.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/29 10:57:58
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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I'm amazed no one has done the 'Pie-Roid' joke yet.
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