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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/03 20:59:16
Subject: Oh dear God.
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Talking about weight and stuff, I was interested to see that in Battlestar Galactica they call junior officers 'Leftenants' like British army, also at one point Captain Thingy (Adama's son) has put a bit of weight on and gets onto an exercise programme and says he has lost a stone.
Does that come from it being a Canadian co-production or do you think it was a clever scriptwriter's way of adding a bit more alien-ness to the show, like the books all having their corners cut off.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/03 21:21:42
Subject: Re:Oh dear God.
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Hungry Little Ripper
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everything wrong with britain right there :(, i wish it was the 1950's again where everyone was gentlemanly, tipped there top hands and swung their canes!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/03 21:24:06
Subject: Re:Oh dear God.
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
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You know who I feel sorry for? The doctor who had to give her a c-section... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But seriously, how hard is it really? I mean, I'm 16, and I got fat over summer two years ago. It sucked. Over the next summer (2008 summer) I became a lineman on the High School football team and worked out twice a day (once at practice and once at the gym with my older brother who was also on the team) and I ate a LITTLE more healthy. I lost my belly, gained muscle, and found a gf. Easy. It's most-likely a little harder for older people, but come on! You can't get that fat!!!
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Haddi wrote:
Hello Guardsmen, look at your Leman, now back to mine, now back to your Leman, now back to mine. Sadly, your Leman isn't mine, but if they stopped using standard engines and switched to Lucifer Pattern, they could move like they're mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? Your in a battlefield with the Rhino your Leman could move like. Whats in your hand, back at me, I have it, it's the fire control for the Twin-linked Assault Cannons aimed at you. Look again, it's a Deep-Striked Land-Raider. Anything is possible when your Tanks move like Blood Angels, and not like Guardsmen. I'm on a Baneblade. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/03 21:26:42
Subject: Oh dear God.
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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This is why we need more Ghurkas.
There wouldn't be any fat people (myself included!) if everyone got assigned a Ghurka personal trainer.
Up at 6 a.m, a cold shower, a hot cup of tea and a hard day's work.
By God! we would soon sort out the global recession, Europe, swine flu, pollution in China, and global warming. Probably win all the medals at the Olympics, too.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/03 22:16:18
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout
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Kilkrazy wrote:Talking about weight and stuff, I was interested to see that in Battlestar Galactica they call junior officers 'Leftenants' like British army, also at one point Captain Thingy (Adama's son) has put a bit of weight on and gets onto an exercise programme and says he has lost a stone.
Does that come from it being a Canadian co-production or do you think it was a clever scriptwriter's way of adding a bit more alien-ness to the show, like the books all having their corners cut off.
The old Battlestar had totally different weights and measurements. I remember watching the show and wondering, "How long is a centon?" Wonder why they just didn't bring that system over with the new ?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/03 22:18:37
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Ironhide wrote:Kilkrazy wrote:Talking about weight and stuff, I was interested to see that in Battlestar Galactica they call junior officers 'Leftenants' like British army, also at one point Captain Thingy (Adama's son) has put a bit of weight on and gets onto an exercise programme and says he has lost a stone.
Does that come from it being a Canadian co-production or do you think it was a clever scriptwriter's way of adding a bit more alien-ness to the show, like the books all having their corners cut off.
The old Battlestar had totally different weights and measurements. I remember watching the show and wondering, "How long is a centon?" Wonder why they just didn't bring that system over with the new ?
That's easy, it's to dumb it down for the masses. Plain and Simple.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/03 22:20:37
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Anung Un Rama wrote:Behold! A look into the future!

Is anyone else thinking you'd have to cross the streams?
Stupid Ray. You'd think he'd have learned from the first time.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/03 22:41:56
Subject: Re:Oh dear God.
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Hungry Little Ripper
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i feel sorry for kids like this, because they are being forced to be fat, it's a child and doesn't know what it's doing is harming its body. Child protection should really do more to stop obesity in young children.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/03 22:51:10
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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I totally agree.
Physically or Mentally abusing a child has a life long effect on the poor little sods. Same with over feeding them. Diabetes, Heart Disease. It's exactly the same thing to my mind. Through the Parents neglect (willful or not) they are lumbering their child with a life of disease and health problems. Well done, morons!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/03 22:56:32
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Anung Un Rama wrote:Behold! A look into the future!

Is anyone else thinking you'd have to cross the streams?
Stupid Ray. You'd think he'd have learned from the first time.
My thoughts exactly MDG
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/03 23:28:57
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Dominating Dominatrix
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*ehem.....corpes.....
GET THAT  ING RICKROLL THING OUT OF YOUR  ING SIGNATURE!!!!!
I had to use the task manager to close my Firefox....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/03 23:31:02
Subject: Re:Oh dear God.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Mwahahahaha!
Ri-Kaztlee strikes once more
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/03 23:33:25
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Anung Un Rama wrote:*ehem.....corpes.....
GET THAT  ING RICKROLL THING OUT OF YOUR  ING SIGNATURE!!!!!
I had to use the task manager to close my Firefox....
edited to include more cursing
Lrn2NoScript. I have no Sympathy for ya.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/04 00:32:49
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Fixture of Dakka
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I wonder if that photo was shopped.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/04 01:02:51
Subject: Re:Oh dear God.
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/04 01:05:10
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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no you blame it on hoover(anyone get the reference)
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/04 01:12:30
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Martial Arts Fiday
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Green Blow Fly wrote:I wonder if that photo was shopped.
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I doubt it, a quick trip to Wal-Mart will show you half a dozen sad cases as those kids. The parents should be shot, or at least sterilized.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/04 01:20:17
Subject: Re:Oh dear God.
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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parents like that should be castrated with plyers
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/04 16:58:10
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
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I blame MTV and M.C Hammer.
Saying they like big butts and all of that stuff. The feminist movement is also to blame. They said that women shouldn't try to look like models or like the manequins in the clothing store. I guess some women took this as a "get out of diet free" card.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/04 17:26:26
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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That wasn't MC Hammer, that was Sir Mixalot I believe.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/04 17:47:21
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Kilkrazy wrote:This is why we need more Ghurkas.
There wouldn't be any fat people (myself included!) if everyone got assigned a Ghurka personal trainer.
Up at 6 a.m, a cold shower, a hot cup of tea and a hard day's work.
By God! we would soon sort out the global recession, Europe, swine flu, pollution in China, and global warming. Probably win all the medals at the Olympics, too.
What KK said, again.
This, or have fat people assigned to mandatory Ergometre training every tuesday. 40 minutes, no stops for breathers, burgers, or lard.
sA
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"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth
Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/04 19:39:57
Subject: Oh dear God.
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'Dinner at around 4pm could be a microwave lasagne or pie which their mother chews so they can manage it, and they sometimes have another bottle of milk before bed, although their mother says they're often too full.' This is really eewwwwwwwwwwww.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/04 19:45:41
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Wrong isn't it?
Man am I glad my new job allows me to go to the Gym! Then I can eat as much gak as I want, and then just go do some exercise to counteract it!
Stupid woman. You need to chew your kids food, because they don't have many teeth. That means they probably aren't ready for solid food. Stupid.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/04 19:47:30
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Ya know, I have had an Idea.
Licences for babies. If you pass the test, you get your benefits. If you dont, you can still have babies, but the gov does not pay you a penny.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/04 19:56:12
Subject: Re:Oh dear God.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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augfubuoy wrote:You know who I feel sorry for? The doctor who had to give her a c-section... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But seriously, how hard is it really? I mean, I'm 16, and I got fat over summer two years ago. It sucked. Over the next summer (2008 summer) I became a lineman on the High School football team and worked out twice a day (once at practice and once at the gym with my older brother who was also on the team) and I ate a LITTLE more healthy. I lost my belly, gained muscle, and found a gf. Easy. It's most-likely a little harder for older people, but come on! You can't get that fat!!!
Try losing weight when you can't walk, then get back to me.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/04 19:58:49
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Frazzled wrote:augfubuoy wrote:You know who I feel sorry for? The doctor who had to give her a c-section... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But seriously, how hard is it really? I mean, I'm 16, and I got fat over summer two years ago. It sucked. Over the next summer (2008 summer) I became a lineman on the High School football team and worked out twice a day (once at practice and once at the gym with my older brother who was also on the team) and I ate a LITTLE more healthy. I lost my belly, gained muscle, and found a gf. Easy. It's most-likely a little harder for older people, but come on! You can't get that fat!!!
Try losing weight when you can't walk, then get back to me.
I blame Tesco to be honest. Ever since they started their homne deliveries, people dont have to walk anymore. They can use their debit card to spend the money paid into their bank acounts and have everything delivered.
Also Pizza.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/04 20:22:54
Subject: Oh dear God.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Tesco?
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/04 20:45:31
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Britains Walmart effectively.
But with a touch more class, as all things in Britain (apart from the beast this thread is about) are wont to do!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/04 20:55:02
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Hah, I got a *huge* order from tesco online the other night. I've barely left the house since.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/04 21:02:31
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Britains Walmart effectively.
But with a touch more class, as all things in Britain (apart from the beast this thread is about) are wont to do! 
Yeah pretty much that. They are the biggest supermarket in the UK. They are so big, that they actually sell everything their own brand at a loss, but still make a profit on the other stuff. So because everything is so cheap, everyone goes there, because they buy both the cheap own brand stuff, and don't mind paying the few pennies extra on things like bread etc. And the majority of their stores are open 24/7 as well.
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