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2009/05/04 21:06:39
Subject: Oh dear God.
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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I prefer to shop at Waitrose.
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2009/05/04 21:14:45
Subject: Oh dear God.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Gwar! wrote:Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Britains Walmart effectively.
But with a touch more class, as all things in Britain (apart from the beast this thread is about) are wont to do! 
Yeah pretty much that. They are the biggest supermarket in the UK. They are so big, that they actually sell everything their own brand at a loss, but still make a profit on the other stuff. So because everything is so cheap, everyone goes there, because they buy both the cheap own brand stuff, and don't mind paying the few pennies extra on things like bread etc. And the majority of their stores are open 24/7 as well.
Do they sell Haggis there, or has the UN declared haggis a human rights violation yet?
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2009/05/04 21:42:15
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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No you can get tasty tasty Haggis there.
But not proper stuff. It's in girly plastic and not manly sheeps gut.
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2009/05/05 06:31:21
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch
in Canada
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this mammoth could eat me for breakfast.
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2009/05/05 15:39:24
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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i cant belive she said "Big is buetiful"
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watching what you eat can lead to anorexia.
is she oblivous
but i feel sorry for here ob/gyn
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/05/05 17:31:58
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Martial Arts Fiday
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but i feel sorry for here ob/gyn
::Vomits onto keyboard::
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"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"
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Proverbs 18:2
"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
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GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up. 
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
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2009/05/06 00:18:02
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Lick it up !
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2009/05/06 00:53:29
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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garret wrote:but i feel sorry for here ob/gyn
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/05/06 00:55:29
Subject: Oh dear God.
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Orkeosaurus wrote:garret wrote:but i feel sorry for here ob/gyn
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
:Vomits:
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2009/05/06 01:58:40
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Fixture of Dakka
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Those aer snorkel tacticsz
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2009/05/06 02:44:43
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Orkeosaurus wrote:garret wrote:but i feel sorry for here ob/gyn
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
And promptly cause Famine in several 3rd World Countries Blech! Tempura Fanny Batter!
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2009/05/06 09:02:17
Subject: Re:Oh dear God.
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Regular Dakkanaut
Arizona
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After reading this I promptly ate a whole head of lettuce and a tomato in attempt to balance out the universe. I don't think it's working.
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"I drive a big car, cuz I'm a big star. I'll make a big rock-and-roll hit." "I am a big car, and I'm a strip bar. Some call it fake, I call it good-as-it-gets."
 I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2009/05/06 19:41:39
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Dakka Veteran
Las Vegas, NV, USA
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Gwar! wrote:Orkeosaurus wrote:garret wrote:but i feel sorry for here ob/gyn
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
:Vomits:
Nurgleboy77 wrote:but i feel sorry for here ob/gyn
::Vomits onto keyboard::
Temprus hands Mad Doc Grotsnik a mop, a bucket, a bristle brush and some cleanser. You invited these guests, now you have to clean up after them! 
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2009/05/07 05:11:54
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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i cant believe she gave up in just 4 weeks
but again i think the guy might have been on a 4 week long acid trip
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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