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2011/06/15 03:33:35
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Confessor Of Sins
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He once visited Commoragh. Afterwards, it was no longer known for its pleasant celebrations of life and hospitality.
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2011/06/15 03:54:18
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Long-Range Black Templar Land Speeder Pilot
Indiana
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Quality read, lots of laughs.
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My Armies:
 - Death Wing and Green Wing
 - Tacticals and Devastators
   - Retired
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2011/06/15 10:26:14
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun
Brisbane
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He once won an eating contest ... against the entire Tyranid race.
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2011/06/15 11:18:55
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Regular Dakkanaut
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He owns the bolt shell with his name on it.
Won an arm wrestle bet against Marneus Clagar, forcing him to change his name to Gaius Maximus.
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purplefood wrote:It's an army of a hellish dystopian state where they are forced to fight some of the most terrifying creatures mankind has ever seen, in the name of a god-emperor that might not even be alive, under commanders that do not care whether they live or die... what do you think? But hey laser guns!
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2011/06/15 11:48:20
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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He wields three Power Fists.
Instead of a Drop Pod, he uses a Deathstrike Missile.
He has a two plus, plus, plus, plus save.
Tyranids name their Hive Fleets after him.
He is...the most interesting Commissar in the Galaxy.
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Aquilas. Stay pure, maggots."
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2011/06/15 12:47:41
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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He went to church once. Thus was the Ecclesiarchy founded.
Swiftblade wrote:
He only has one attack in close combat. Its all he needs.
He once decided to have an orgy with some Eldar. There was an explosion, lots of Eldar died, Slaanesh was born. He promised not to do that again.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2011/06/15 18:05:19
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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He lives in a flying space mansion with a hundred-and-fifty-six smokin' hot pole-dancers. His husband Jim the Primaris Psyker also lives there. He really is the most interesting Commissar in the Galaxy.
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2011/06/15 18:27:15
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Nasty Nob
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He wields three Power Fists.
I don't wanna know where the third is!
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2011/06/15 18:28:59
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Saintspirit wrote:He wields three Power Fists.
I don't wanna know where the third is!
I assume you don't want to know about his third leg then. Or his fourth. 
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2011/06/15 18:42:10
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Nasty Nob
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:Saintspirit wrote:He wields three Power Fists.
I don't wanna know where the third is!
I assume you don't want to know about his third leg then. Or his fourth.
Ah, there it is. Must be hard to walk like that...
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2011/06/15 19:46:25
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Saintspirit wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:Saintspirit wrote:He wields three Power Fists.
I don't wanna know where the third is!
I assume you don't want to know about his third leg then. Or his fourth.
Ah, there it is. Must be hard to walk like that...
He doesn't walk. He levitates via his own awesomeness.
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2011/06/15 20:01:09
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:He lives in a flying space mansion with a hundred-and-fifty-six smokin' hot pole-dancers. His husband Jim the Primaris Psyker also lives there. He really is the most interesting Commissar in the Galaxy.
Basically Hugh Hefner married to a psyker...ya...
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2011/06/16 07:31:49
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Nasty Nob
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:Saintspirit wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:Saintspirit wrote:He wields three Power Fists.
I don't wanna know where the third is!
I assume you don't want to know about his third leg then. Or his fourth.
Ah, there it is. Must be hard to walk like that...
He doesn't walk. He levitates via his own awesomeness.
I'd say he is awesome enough to have two power feet and two power fists. One power foot just looks awkward.
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2011/06/16 08:54:16
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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He killed Lady GaGa, and thereby saving the world.
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2011/06/16 09:08:14
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
In The depths of a Tomb World, placing demo charges.
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thenoobbomb wrote:He killed Lady GaGa, and thereby saving the world.
Also. he CAN read her poker face.
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2011/06/16 15:05:26
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch
Some dusty place in Texas
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His Bolt Pistol can shoot the enemy from across the board, when he is across the room from him.
Space Wolves ride wolves into battle. He Rides a Space Wolf.
He beat Doom Rider in a race. He was crawling. He lapped him three times.
His Hat inspires more loyalty than the emperor himself.
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Warhammer 40,000 Armies:
   
Warmachine/Hordes Armies:
Protectorate, Legion, Skorne
"Something always fires that light that gets in your eyes" |
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2011/06/16 15:21:57
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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thenoobbomb wrote:He killed Lady GaGa, and thereby saving the world.
Shortly followed by his execution of the supreme heretics Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber and Ronan Parke.
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2011/06/16 16:05:57
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Calm Celestian
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He uses the Astronomican to light his cigar.
He is such a gentleman, when he gets tank shocked he offers to reroll his leadership.
He is also such a beast in close combat, should he leave the board he will destroy enemy units still in reserve.
He is, the most interesting commissar in the world.
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My Sisters of Battle Thread
https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/783053.page
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2011/06/16 16:06:04
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe
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He is the shadow in the shadow in the Warp.
Draigo is hiding from him.
He carries a flyswatter to combat the Destroyer Plague.
He carved his name onto his own heart.
He borrows the Fortress of Arrogance for Sunday golf, so he doesn't have to walk from hole to hole.
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable. |
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2011/06/16 16:07:12
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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I praise myself that I don't know the last one... 
And he didn't shoot them, the EXTERMINATUS'd them.
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Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. |
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2011/06/16 17:16:27
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Roarin' Runtherd
Atlanta
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When his name is spoken, heretics and cowards execute themselves out of fear.
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I'm just talkin' about Megaweapon. |
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2011/06/16 22:12:45
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch
Some dusty place in Texas
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Creed can hide a Baneblade Tank behind a Tree, but he can hide inside Creed for the ultimate sneak attack!
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Warhammer 40,000 Armies:
Warmachine/Hordes Armies:
Protectorate, Legion, Skorne
"Something always fires that light that gets in your eyes" |
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2011/06/16 22:19:08
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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He has more fans than boba fett.
He singehandley destroyed the entire universe and rebuilt it.
He once drank an entire vial of truth telling serum and only told only lies.
He once beat up Marenus Calgar for misbehavior.
He has ripped the eye sockets of himself and replaced them with laser eyes.
He has made slaanesh jealous of his achievements in the bedroom.
He has made a keeper of secrets shy of its body.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2011/06/16 22:30:40
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Screaming Shining Spear
Pittsburgh, PA
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If he summarilly executed you, you would have to struggle not to thank him.
He is responsible for the two Lost Legions.
He uses psychotroke grenades recreationally.
He was offered the position of Emperor, but turned it down to give humanity's enemies a fighting chance.
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Eldar shenanigans are the best shenanigans! 
DQ:90S++G+M--B+IPw40k09#+D++A++/areWD-R++T(T)DM+ |
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2011/06/16 22:30:51
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch
Some dusty place in Texas
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In a particularly turbulent Warp Storm, he was deposited in a strange universe far far away and a long time ago. Hearing about the heresey of the false Emperor and imposter empire, he did the only logical thing a Comisar would do:
He punched Darth Vader in the face and killed Darth Sidious, then launched Exterminatus on the Death Star. He was also home in time for lunch.
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Warhammer 40,000 Armies:
Warmachine/Hordes Armies:
Protectorate, Legion, Skorne
"Something always fires that light that gets in your eyes" |
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2011/06/16 22:38:10
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Mighty Gouge-Horn
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His boots are made from Harker (this ones guna go over non guard players heads)
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D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T's 30th man! 
Red_Zeke wrote:Now if your theme, is Hans, the arch-lector, who likes taking out the war altar to go watch his steam tank race around, while shooting off 3 cannons and 3 mortars for a fireworks display, it gets a little iffy.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/390844.page
CowPows ying to his WoC Yang |
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2011/06/16 22:53:37
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Angry Chaos Agitator
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he is the only psyker that can breed with a blank
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/16 23:02:44
Remember when it comes to 40k Fluff
[Sing]
If you are wondering how he eats and breaths
And other science facts....
Just repeat to yourself; "It's just a show".
"I should really just relax".
[/Sing]
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2011/06/16 22:57:18
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Karthu'ul, the Heart of the Universe
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Clumpski wrote:he is the only psyker that can bread with a blank
Blanks really mess with a psyker's ability to bake, huh?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/16 22:57:34
There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable. |
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2011/06/16 23:03:07
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Angry Chaos Agitator
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Nerivant wrote:Clumpski wrote:he is the only psyker that can bread with a blank
Blanks really mess with a psyker's ability to bake, huh?
god damnit -.- thats twice now!
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Remember when it comes to 40k Fluff
[Sing]
If you are wondering how he eats and breaths
And other science facts....
Just repeat to yourself; "It's just a show".
"I should really just relax".
[/Sing]
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2011/06/16 23:26:35
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Screaming Shining Spear
Pittsburgh, PA
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When he asks the Eldar a question, they will give him three answers, all of which are true and all of which he already knew.
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Eldar shenanigans are the best shenanigans!
DQ:90S++G+M--B+IPw40k09#+D++A++/areWD-R++T(T)DM+ |
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