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 TheCustomLime wrote:
The new codex will be printed in all new Citadel finepaper. This exciting new medium a blend of cellulose and pig skin for added durability.

500 special edition bacon flavoured issues will be available for $99.99

Fluff includes befriending Blood Angels and Necrons for a bro-down at hooters.

Kabalite Warriors with fixed bayonets adds +1 attack

 Happyjew wrote:
The Dark Eldar will get their own version of the Avatar. He will have the following stats:

WS: D6+4
BS: D6+4
S: D4+4
T: D4+4
W: D4+3
I: D4+6
A: D4+1
Ld: 10
Sv: 2+/4+

reroll every phase

135 - Prior to each battle the Dark Eldar demonstrate their commitment to pain by cutting themselves on their numerous spikes and blades. For each moe in the army roll to wound and save, removing any casualties. To balance this points are reduced 33% across the board. Course this means you need a third more models for the same army but hey...

De can now roll 4D6 when assaulting and pick the best result from 2d6. Also, you can charge out of transports, irrespective of the distance moved.

If only...

 Exergy wrote:

 Happyjew wrote:
The Dark Eldar will get their own version of the Avatar. He will have the following stats:

WS: D6+4
BS: D6+4
S: D4+4
T: D4+4
W: D4+3
I: D4+6
A: D4+1
Ld: 10
Sv: 2+/4+

reroll every phase

Funnily enough, I have a homebrew unit that's like this.

Sort of... more daemon-y Mandrakes, infused with warpstuff and the wall of the webway having been stuck there.
All their stats were either D3, D4 or D6 +0 / +1 / +2, and you rolled it any time you needed to use it, to find out how good it was at that moment.
(i.e. you want to shoot the Blast Pistol it comes with - roll for it's BS, then roll to hit.)

There will be a very Limited Edition Codex bound in dwarf skin. Real dwarf skin.

Warwick Davis is said to be in hiding.

Mr. T Mr. T, do you have any predictions for the new Dark Eldar Codex?

Mr. T "...Pain."

the first dataslate has been previewed, are you ready for...


Codex: Darker Eldar: While the conventional Dark Eldar are into torture and slaughter, the extreme Darker Eldar are into torture (x2) and slaughter (x2)! They are totally extreme and radical and cutting edge and have tatoos and peircings and are not your father's Dark Eldar! No! No! And they definitely are not a 50 year old guy's idea of what kids today will like. While the Dark Eldar might eat a man's liver on a special occasion, the Darker Eldar will totally eat a guy's heart like it's no big thing, they're all like "yeah man just chillaxing and eating some guy's heart with my cafe latte". The Darker Eldar are the most awesome radical extreme badass army ever! Codex: Darker Eldar is available exclusively on the Apple Newton and Palm Pilot Treo 90.


Rumors of Codex: Darkest Eldar could not be confirmed at this time.

Vect will be in the codex.

Due to a catastrophic search-and-replace error which GW refuses to correct, henceforth, in the grim darkness of the far future, there are only COWS. All models will be updated accordingly.

 SisterSydney wrote:
Due to a catastrophic search-and-replace error which GW refuses to correct, henceforth, in the grim darkness of the far future, there are only COWS. All models will be updated accordingly.

Hey now, I thought this thread was for FAKE rumors!

And speaking of them: Sisters will be in the new Dark Eldar codex as a new "slave race". The Adeptus Sororitas codex will be removed from distribution as a result.

 ClockworkZion wrote:

 SisterSydney wrote:
Due to a catastrophic search-and-replace error which GW refuses to correct, henceforth, in the grim darkness of the far future, there are only COWS. All models will be updated accordingly.

Hey now, I thought this thread was for FAKE rumors!

And speaking of them: Sisters will be in the new Dark Eldar codex as a new "slave race". The Adeptus Sororitas codex will be removed from distribution as a result.

I always needed an excuse to get some Sisters! They'll fit in well with the DE, seeing as they'll be treated more-or-less the same since being under GW before!

Dark eldar will have a range of new models. This image leaked recently and 'the guy from GW' claims that the left one will belong to Asdrubael Vect:

OK.

For reals this time.

The first dataslate will focus on Wych Cult raiding forces and is titled Boobs on the Ground. It's already the subject of a viral marketing campaign by News Corp.

(BTW if Raging Heroes or someone does not do a suppliment called Boobs on the Ground they are idiots!)

Special release party with Limited Edition tickets, to be held at GW HQ:

At the end of the game, all captured units by the Dark Eldar player are kept as his own!

On a side note: To sell more miniatures, GW will now move its game toward an overbloated POG game!
...Units will also only be available at random in booster packs!... Coming next year!

OK, because you demanded it...

Coming in November Codex DARKEST! ELDAR!

Unlike the stogy conservative Dark Eldar, or the poser Darker Eldar the DARKEST! ELDAR! are totally @#$%ing insane and tripping out ALL! THE! TIME!

HQ - They have no HQ! Aren't you listening? They are wild and crazy and extreme and doing the Dew ALL! THE! TIME! they don't take orders from no one.

Troops - Geeze man, listen, these aren't the namby-pamby Dark Eldar, these are the DARKEST ELDAR, they have no sissy troops liek all the lame armes.

Fast Attack - All Darkest Eldar are fast attacking ALL! THE! TIME!

Heavy support - No Darkest Eldar would ever use heavy support, they are TOO! EXTREME! and TOO! RADICAL!

Elite - All Darkest Eldar are elite ALL! THE! TIME!

Special Rules - The Darkest Eldar don't follow rules, they break them.

Random - The Darkest Eldar sure as @#$% aren't gonna listen to you nerd-boy so all movement, shooting and assault are determined by the scatter die ALL! THE! TIME! You should be happy they even let you use them. A hit means they attack themselves, because that's just how the mother @#$%ing Darkest Eldar roll yo.

Below is concept art showing the Darkest Eldar taking on the Raven Guard in the spires of Mordia.



As you can see these are some of the most detailed and EXTREME! models GW has made EVER!

Yeah it's a bit late but this seemed to be the place to show off my new sig.