Damn, must have mis-counted posts
Figured I try for an index on page 50, to aid navigation through the random jump cuts that make up my hobby stuff. As is probably fitting for this blog, I started out with one idea, went through sveral others and ended with a bit of a random thing.
It'll probably need editing a few times before it's quite right - I went back and re-started it several times as I changed what I was doing. I think that most entries (I've gone for monthly) mention any major modelling/painting bits, a few interesting things that came up in discussion, and a bunch of random stuff that caught my eye.
I've added a few pics, so there's stuff to look at, even if they're old pics - a couple of 'choice' items from each month.
The wise words entries, started as useful or important advice from others, but again morphed into random sentences that caught my eye as I was re-reading, and yes I have qouted myself a few times - it's my blog, I can do that if I want.
Hopefully it's useful to someone (me, probably), or at least mildly entertaining
Apologies in advance for any layout issues/lack of orkmoticons and anything else that results from me trying to set this all up as a text doc and not re-proofing the whole thing in preview
OK, roll VT...
June (Page 1)
Introduction - basic concepts of the force, personal guff etc.
Deff-dread pip, first few boyz -including velociraptork-(some of whom are still unfinished) and servo-grots
First appearance of Dok Grimsnik (all the parts in the first shot got used),skorcha, bionikopta and speeder-kopta.
First mini gets completed - less than a month, setting a precedent never to be repeated.
Ol' Gruntknacker
From the first post - "They all need cleaning up a bit still, a bit of gs and some details like wires." Soon to become a common phrase, and the first indication of a wiring fetish.
TV shows mentioned: Thunderbirds
No. of times I say 'Old-skool': 3
Any fluff? x2
July (Page 1-3)
Deff dread completed.
Various servo-grots finished.
Dok Herbork West gets an engine upgrade after a prod from Commissar Khaine, starting a push for crazier detail amongst the cyborks.
Mono-nob makes his first appearance, and gets a song.
The grot-in-a-bottle experiment!! ("Note to self: Listen to Arakasi !") It fails, but there are several good suggestions.
I hatch a cunning plan for hover-boy. Then ignore it.
A brief warning about solvent fumes. Fairy Power Spray rocks!
Orky servo-skulls.
Upzag's torso gets a few try-outs.
First bionik-boy (ard-boy)
Tv shows mentioned: Thunderbirds, Batman ( and a brief shudder at the thought of the Batman & Robin film..Uhhh)
No. of times I say 'old-skool: None!
Wise words: Arakasi - "Whatever you try for filling the "experiment" - make sure you do a test run first - hate to see that unique model spoiled by your own experimenting!"
August (3-5)
Troops are getting restless, various cries for paint echoing around the workshop.
Gutslumpa, Zyklopz and da hovva-centuriork all get completed. As does Bad Dok Herbork West.
I attempt a mini rust powder tutorial.
Mega-nob concepts.A rogue train of thought happens upoun a Nemesis themed Inquisitorial force.
Da Red Kount makes his first appearance, under the nomme-
de-build Jetbike-kopta.
TV shows mentioned: Shh, someone mentions the Judge Stallone film.
No. of times I say 'old-skool': None again.
September (5-7)
Wherein I foolishly disregard CK's advice on chainsaws, and confuse da deff'wing wiv da rav'nwing
vyper-bike kopta
An interesting discourse on deffkopta landings.
trikes and cyboars (cyboar rodeo's anyone?) Some peaceful water-side shots
Squigs on tracks, centaur tracks on buggies and... a mini cooper? Looted speeder kopta takes shape
Ork zen?
Spider attack.
First sighting of trukk #1 !
TV shows mentioned: None?
Old-skool: 1
Wise words: Lord Kaesar II - "no ork left unmech"
CommissarKhaine - And if you're gonna keep changing bits, a modifying platform might make a nice objective counter!
Me - And so the obvious third thought was 'why not both'
Any fluff? x1
October (7-10)
Scribbles.
More cyboars.(including some pwetty colours)
weety wows with a weird Wheelie-suit.
Sleazy rider.
Trade cyborks for schank and Sage(started and finished - must have been a time-quake)
Arakasi becomes mid-wife for Da Waaagh-ky racers idea (it's only in hibernation, it is not dead)
Internet loss creates a drunken take-over.
Grimsnik painting commences (*still in progress)
Wyrd boy requests some leg shots.
TV shows/films mentioned: Return to Oz, Wacky Racers, Black Books, Monster
Old-skool: None.
Wise words: Lightning Frog - People Say orks will take over the world others say robots will. No body said anything about Cyborks.
Arakasi - Too clean - gotta Orky up those clean Tau lines
Anyone playing video games? NeverWinter Nights
November (10-12)
Yellin' and choppin' we was, and then we 'ad a nice little chat 'bout old-skool orks like wot dat nice Paul Bonner humie used ta draw. Not the last time this subject would appear.
Tri-wheel buggy takes centre stage, and sparks an idea for Trotta's Indapendant Trading
The joy of bitz.
A rl orky 2CV?
Da Flood!! Pretty much ends play.
A few old minis - some of my very first (1979 - ancient history to some of you I'm sure)
TV shows/Films: Only Fools And Horses, For Your Eyes Only, The Fall Guy
Old-skool: 1
Wise(?) words: weety - hope this makes sense, its homebrewed blackberry wine-O-clock
CK - I agree; I probably spend more time rummaging through my bitz box then painting/modelling . I also find Dakka is a great community, very constructive and there's always a nice exchange of ideas going on, it always makes me want to up my game!
Arakasi - Particularly putting up incomplete ideas. The end results are nice - but the journey, that is where it's at!
Any fluff? x1
December (12-14)
Monkey - the original Daemonhunter?
Outdoor bionikopta shots.
Start concentrating on my chipped paint effects, starting with the buggy. Boar'd yet?
Resort to building with only the bits available on my desk, as the flood has put the rest into 'storage'
Squig-hound completed
TV shows/Films: The Fall Guy, Monkey, Grindhouse, Short Circuit,
January (15-16)
We continue to build with the desk contents. We start playing with
GS bionik eyes - they'll become a staple.
Gollum becomes a servo-grot.
Noes Internet!
Ard boys. A grot-kopta appears. I try an interesting new paint technique.
Dik Dastardork! 'Return of the Mek'
The boat slowly dries.
Some mumbling alcoholic uncle seems to reminisce about the good ol' days of enamels.
The first Orkus Mekanikus says oi.
Dalorks.
TV Head!(Yep, the one still looking for a face *whistles innocently)
neil gets a cookie.
McVey cowgirl and dinosaur.
I'll say that again.
McVey cowgirl and dinosaur.
Da Red Kount finished.
TV/Films: Dr Who, Wacky Racers, The Magic Roundabout, Buck Rogers, Happy Days, Wurzel Gummidge
Wise Words: Hadouken - The, uh...Head tube gun legs guy....He reminds me of one of those....things. With the...air?
February (16-18)
Sharks.
With lasers on their heads obviously.
There's some other stuff, but that was the main attraction
Oh, Okay then ...
Dread-trike and buggy.
Some group shots. (Yes, that means more than one finished mini)
The
AOBR warboss-big mek tries on his first face. He doesn't like it.
TV/Films: Simpsons, Rhubarb & Custard,No Country For Old Men, TMNT, Wacky Racers, The Big Lebowski, Robocop, Automan, Manimal
Comics: Transmetropolitan
Old-skool: 1
March (18-20)
HovvaWagon
e-bay snotlings. Pong!
Tek-Masta Stumpy (my god, is that when I started him. And he's so small too)
One of my boyz actually sees some action (and makes big badda boom I'm told)
Slaaneshi screamer.
TV/Films: Austin Powers, Q-The Winged Serpent
Old-skool:2
Wise words:
Anyone playing any video mgames: Oblivion, Dead Space, Eve Online
neil on New Vegas, Killzone 3; weety rocking it old-skool with a master system; PDH doing likewise with a Mega-Drive
April (20-22)
Weathering, mainly on a buggy.(This is getting depressing now, I weathered it early April? Damn, I am slow)
We discover a method for great ripped seat covers.
TV Head - painted save his face. Yeah, that face...the one still waiting)
More sharks get painted.
Transplant feva and his fellows come and say 'Hi'
Spider-ork scuttles into centre-stage, dragging Da judj and Chew Ya Fat with him.
People want Ork Airkraft Karriers.
Gitstompa bum-rushes da show with a bunch of nobs in tow. And his tiny delicate gunsight.
MacGyver!
Adam Blork's Travellin' Cirkus an' Unfair
Bit of Terran Trade Authority love.
TV/Films: MacGyver
Wise Words: weety - The spell checker says there is no such words as slicey cutty, stupid spell checker.
Arakasi - though Chorlton looks like a boy with a Nob arm (could just be the photo angle...) and the first Nob (woz 'iz name?) looks like a Nob with a Boyz arm (pretty sure this isn't the photo angle
me - Even when you're a bionik killing machine with inbuilt multi-spectral targeting, metal jaws, a telescopic waist and a small tank for legs, there's something comforting about wielding a piece of rusty pipe.
This is just another sad example of what happens when a perfectly average hyper-violent fungoid life-form gains access to guns and knives and cybernetic mono-wheeled prosthetics. Do you know where YOUR orcs are?
Hey, it's the wacky monsters that are the draw here, not the in-depth analysis
May (22-23)
Is it a grot-hawk? Is it a grot-tank? No, it's Upzag! Well, part of him.
Chortlon screeches into view,a mis-matched magical attempt to steal weety's speed painting skills backfires and TV Head gets a test face.
TV/Films: 'Ork and Mindy', 'M.O.S.H.', Will-O-the Wisp,
Video Games: NeverWinter Nights, Oblivion, Fallout3, Morrowind,
Wise Words: Arakasi - Was it suggested to put a smiley face (grinning Ork face?) on TV head's screen? If not - I'm suggesting it now (Think the robots in Fallout: New Vegas - if that means anything to you )
PDH - "Awwww I wanted to play fetch with it".
me - Sorry Arakasi, laziness and forgetfulness conspired to keep the smaller arm in place.
June (23-26)
Da Judj shows his colours, a cybork goes 'shrooming (apparently whilst wearing a summer dress) and I finally find a use for some smurf-boy bits.
{And I've just been reminded about Waltork da Robot}
Year One - an update that shows just how little you can acheive in 12 months with a little hard work and the right attitude (25 finished minis in this case)
neil finds a trukk cake.
Lord Kaesar helps to point out my lack of paint.
Turbo-rolla and another version of mek-it-so.
A short discussion of the 'bitty' way I sometimes work.
A surprise package from PDH
Some robogear stuff (including Artsoldier's excellent gliders)
TV/Films: Will-O-The Wisp
Comics: Judge Dredd
Old-Skool:3
Video Games

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Wise Words: Arakasi - Right... first - you need to slice off the screen from TV Head and magnetise several plasticard replacements - that way you can change his face to match his (or your) mood!
schank - Every ork should have his own dolly.
me - Finally found a use for an ultrasmurf piece too
Because as everyone knows, buying more junk is far more conducive to completing constructs than, you know, actually working on them and stuff.
July (26-29)
Da Turbo 'Triffik gets reborn as a fighta.
That trukk from page 1 gets ressurected. (July is The Ressurection!) Plus more trukk goodness.
Skorcha gets some colour. Shiny lens-masks. A finished unit, with a celebratory fly-past. Brian brings up squad
ID.
Concepts for big mek in mega armour, Kommissar Yaaagh-rik. Some book-porn for neil.
Finished (Yes, you read that right): Drone Dude, Velociraptork, Chew Yer Fat, Transplant Feva, Da Nob in da Iron Mask, 'Ardtoof 'Eadbanger, Drilla-Killa, Tonka-Tink, I.C. Hans Du (wow, bumper crop, that's nearly half as many as finished in previous 12 months. Not gonna see that happen again I tell ya)
TV/Films: Casualty (Don't blame me, I'd rather not mention it, but it did come up so I put it up here), The Highwayman,
August (29-31)
Paul Bonner rulez. Old Ghaz gets the chop. Trukk work and the Dok's head set.
TV head options box.
Grots learn to fly.
DA Emprah's Shrooms? More mekky business. Yarrick's second fist gets looted back.Ice cream.
Various boys stalking around.
TV/Films: Wurzel Gummidge, Will-O-the Wisp,
Comics: Watchmen,
Old-Skool: 2
Wise Words: weety - mmmm pink wafer biscuit and tea...
paint him you know you want to
me - Unfortunately the steering is a bit wonky, the pilot's only got one arm and the navi-gunner is just bemused by the sparkly lights on his console. Flight 010 from Orkadia City may have delays....
September (31-35)
Grot orderly and Cog 'ead Mcnulty open up a new month. A bit of messing with interference mediums.
Fun with sprue trukks. First airkraft karriers, now the public wants orky space shuttles.
Slork stormboy. neil finds some gobbledegook. Trukk & Fighta work which leads to paint.Grabbed by Da Konvertas!
Finished: Githunta Mcreddy ,
Jo Mononob, Tommy Knocka, Nori Nailbiter
TV/Films: Blue Peter, From Dusk Till Dawn, Mad Max
Old-Skool: 4
Video Games:Tiberian Sun, Red Alert 2,
Wise Words:weety - Yes - someone needs to fill his gap with a plastic member
I did actually click on your blog this morning, scrolled down for a while absent mindlessly, and then got confused and wondered whose thread I was looking at. The sudden rush of paint is very cool
The Good Green - Say... is that a skaven skirt on that ork?
Gits - Love the ultra-diaper....
CK - I find the idea of an angry ork stomping off mid-operation highly entertaining
me - Sometimes when you get an idea, it's worth just laying the parts down together, see if the scale works Otherwise, you might end up with this situatuion.
Colour, shading - A modeller craves not these things, mmmm.
Lemon slice is optional. Tea isn't.
but Arakasi prodded me to try a bit more colour back at the start, and hey, whaddaya know, I liked it.
October (35-37)
Squig hound and fighta get some brush love. Hubble Deep Field View. Some fisherman's jumper girls make a suprise visit from scarper's blog.
Packages.Orc head anyone? Handwriting and my own 'special' gallery search?
Old-Skool:1
Wise Words: vik - it was and will be my secret fomula to get hot wimmen into my lair...er...dang no it isn´t secret anymore...
November (38-39)
A few boyz. The riveters get loose. A hiatus due to lack of connectivity.
TV/Films: HHGTTG, The Mighty Boosh
Wise Words: weety - Leg-arm, tube-legs, Massive serrated cleavers, star-trekish visor - all things which are good to look at early on a monday
dstein - You get frustrated with yourself when your brain works faster than your hands do on projects. At least I do.
December (39-42)
Return from incommunicado. More packages and old boxes of resin goodness. Hovva buggy. A variety of boyz and a mek. Outpost construction.
Old paint and ink, ahh, nostalgia. Maximus,Jawz, bendy armed mekanikus, Edwood SaladFingas. A mek, a tripod and a grot with a head-ache.
Impulse internet buys - ruining your wallet since the 90's.
Jalopy - complete with Compork 500 netbook.
TV/Films: Mad Max (Road Warrior & Thunderdome), Samurai Jack, Phase IV, Blue Peter,
Old-Skool:4
Video Games: Oblivion, Deus Ex:
HR, Not Skyrim!, Lots of peeps on something called 'minecraft' apparently
Wise Words: weety - Interesting helmet that nobb has.
CK - and don't mind the size; few people make an issue out of it
Arakasi - A bit more odds and ends and you'll have your very own Lair ov da Astrorkmancer!
neil - Subtle has now left the building ..
Jihad_Ragsta - So I removed the filter only to discover... You might actually be slightly mad.
vik - your work is totally inspiring in some weird ways^^
me - the grey panelled stuff is from Wills, a railroad terrain manufacturer. And those walls are from their 'finecast' range. They should look to set their IP lawyers on
GW
January 2012 (42-45)
weety rumbles me for the evil wizard with shrink ray that I really am - curses. Platform for the outpost - plus some sort of colouring medium, paint I think it's called? A quick plug for Anvildude's company.
Supply drops. Checks - why did it take so long? Upzag's transport gets some bits. Swappable madness this way lies. Lil' Bob floats around waiting for some manipulators.
Plasticard reproductive cycle. An arm for Upzag - that moves and stuff!Tiny piston drilling - the cause of mucho swearing in the workshop. Tek-Masta 'Stumpy' Gutwerkz finally starts his journey to the cold of Scotland.
Waaagh Dakka grothound gets some long-needed love. London Model Engineering Exhibition. Buggy(?) concepts. Gifs! More terrain?
The day the music died.
TV/Films: Mad Max, Captain Scarlet, The Jetsons
Old-Skool:
Video Games: Dead Rising 2, Yakuza 4, Amazingly - still no Skyrim
Wise Words: CK - Oh, and madness + attention to detail = genius
Tortured-Robot - Rivets are always a good thing.
neil - I must be in the wrong blog .. Humans !! (me - Don't think of them as humans. Think of them as field rations.)
Arakasi - Outstanding job! The only flaw is that it won't see play...
vik - that looks totally 80´s and i mean that in all the respectful and admirational way i could muster! and it isn´t even finished!!!
i think what you now have found made you loose something lese...sanity...but well... that was always not overly treasured i assume^^
lone dirty dog - Your combination of parts seems ridicules at times but some how always works you really are the mad hatter of this hobby
February (45-49)
More terrain-stylee stuff. And some more.Little bit of looted wagon and jalopy business. More terrain stuff.The League comes calling....
Too slow for commissions? Girders. And chains.Floating storage solutions and cheap, cheap terrain/bitz. More terrain. A bit of weathering. More terrain? Girders and chains.
Curtains. Comic-porn. Bit more looted wagon.
Poor GIMP drawing skillz are shown.
TV/Films: Captain Scarlet, Stripes, Battlestar Galactica (the original)
Comics: Freakangels, Frankenstein's Womb, HellBoy, Captain Swing and the Electrical Pirates of Cinderey Island, Sandman, The Five Fists of Science (plus pics of many others)
Video Games: New Vegas
Wise Words: shaso - Nice, I was first thinking the long pipe protected the Orky string-n-can comms set so it wouldn't get cut so easily.
weety - I've really gotta get out of retail. Work in a morgue maybe.
March Hmmm
Due to a chronic anomaly in the space-time continuum, March decided to skip this area....
April (49-??)
Escapes from beyond the event horizon to return with some more terrain thingummies from gak....
Err, and that's about it.
Hope that was an educational, enjoyable and downright enthralling traipse through the last couple of years.