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2011/01/18 15:24:10
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc
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GOTHIC MOTHAFETHA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
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2011/01/18 16:05:41
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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"I have a lovely bunch of coconuts, doob de doo, all there standing in a row, big ones small one, some as big as your head"-Lysander's repeated words during his incarceration by the Iron Warriors.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/01/19 09:03:17
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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*Cannones Pyros Maniacallus to heavy flamer retribution squad*
"FIRE!"
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2011/01/19 19:14:46
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Nasty Nob
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An army of Necrons are attacked by an army of Ultramarines, and they flee. Why? Well, you see...
Necron Lord: Aah! The bluescreen of death! My immortal enemy. Retreat!
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2011/01/20 04:11:49
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Stormin' Stompa
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Human- "high five"
Tau- ".... racist"
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Ask yourself: have you rated a gallery image today? |
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2011/01/20 07:05:29
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Mr Nobody wrote:Human- "high five"
Tau- ".... racist"
"down low"-Human
"this guy is really a racist"-Squat
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DA 4000 points  W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points  W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  |
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2011/01/20 09:07:17
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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"Grots 401 on Strike!"
" Fewer Kicks, better Dakka!"
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"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.
Victories against:  2 2  1 1 1  2  3  1  2
Died havin fun wid: 3  2 1  4 2 2 2  5 1
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2011/01/20 10:27:10
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Hellacious Havoc
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I got told this one by a friend between ultramarine and sob
Ultramarine: So wanna go out?
SOB1: Well....
SOB2: Shes mine
Ultramarine:  Awkward..
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2011/01/20 12:56:53
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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"We ain't winning? Black Rage Quit!" random Blood angel marine before ripping his power armor off and beating people to death with it.
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2011/01/20 17:58:18
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Wardragoon wrote:Mr Nobody wrote:Human- "high five"
Tau- ".... racist"
"down low"-Human
"this guy is really a racist"-Squat
"up high!"- human
"okay!" *smack*- power-fisted space marine
"AAAAAAAARGH!!! My arm!"- human
what goes around...
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/01/20 18:35:07
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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"Hey, Can any of you guys play bass?"-Noisemarine sergeant
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/01/20 18:53:45
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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"Damn! There's nothing in "De Gloria Macharia" about THIS!" - Ursarkar E. Creed.
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For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. |
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2011/01/20 18:59:44
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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"Sir we're under attack!"
"Okay just let me find the page!"
-Vox capture from Ultramarine command post during the battle for Macragg.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/01/20 19:59:07
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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CSM 1:"Sir we just caught the person who managed to outflank us with a platoon of cadians"
Chaos Leader:"Finally Creed is in my hands"
CSM 2:"Uhm no sir its not he"
Chaos Leader"Well then who the hell is it"
CSM 1:"some person who identifies himself as Bond, James Bond"
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed! |
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2011/01/20 20:00:50
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Wardragoon wrote:CSM 1:"Sir we just caught the person who managed to outflank us with a platoon of cadians"
Chaos Leader:"Finally Creed is in my hands"
CSM 2:"Uhm no sir its not he"
Chaos Leader"Well then who the hell is it"
CSM 1:"some person who identifies himself as Bond, James Bond"
I laughed so hard...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/01/20 20:03:05
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Shroomin Brain Boy
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Chaos Leader: well then shake him and stirr whats left of him...
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2011/01/20 20:04:32
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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"Do you feel lucky?"-Stenciled on the side of "Traitor" a plasma gun used by the command squad of 3rd platoon, 8th company, 14th Cadian regiment responsible for the death of over 20 men.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/01/20 20:07:03
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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Carnifex as he's killing Cadians: "I JUST WANT TO BE WUUUVED!!!"
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Shhhhhh...be bwery bwery quiet, I'm huntin' hewetics of the Empewa. Huhuhuhuuu... |
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2011/01/20 20:07:30
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Fixture of Dakka
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L- chaos lord
C- creed
M- minion
M- "sir, we found someone who outflanked 3 baneblades"
L- "FINALLY! I HAVE CREED!!!"
M- "Yes."
L- "BRING HIM TO ME!"
*Brings creed forwards*
L- "I have you know, you sucker."
C- "It's pronounced Usarkar."
L- "...Shut up."
C- "There's one thing you haven't noticed."
L- "what?!"
C- "ow many baneblades to I normally crush you with?"
L- "20..."
M- "hmmm...OH MY GOD LOOK O-"
L- "CREEEEEEEEEED!!!"
*17 Baneblades appear from behind a bush and open fire*
C- "heh heh heh..."
*chomps on cigar*
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/01/20 20:37:38
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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Imperial Guard Sarge runs up on the battlefield to a group of guradsmen surround by a dead Captain.
Sarge: What happened here, how did the captain die?
Guardsman: He was killed and eaten by a group of Kroot mercenaries, sir!
Sarge Well I guess, *puts sun glasses on* he didn't know his kroots...
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/01/20 20:39:01
Shhhhhh...be bwery bwery quiet, I'm huntin' hewetics of the Empewa. Huhuhuhuuu... |
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2011/01/20 20:51:30
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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"Shhhh it's a secret"-Dark Angels official motto
"Boo"-Konrad Curze
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/01/20 22:15:33
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Kovnik
Bristol
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Creed and Kell are captured by Abbadon, the Chaos Marines all gather around the pair of men as the Despoiler himself interrogates them-
Abbadon: Ah the infamous Creed himself, in the flesh. Not that I intend on on allowing you such a luxury for long. But who is your friend my men have captured so?
Kell glances between Abbadon and Creed rapidly, he is no coward but being confronted by a being whose sent millions to their graves tends to shake ones nerves.
Creed clears his throat and just says quietly,
'Don't tell him your name Kell- Oh by the Golden Throne >.<'
Abbadon: KELL IT IS!
(Whoever gets the refference, +20 points)
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Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.
ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.
Black Templars- Nothing makes you manly like unalterable AV 14! |
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2011/01/20 22:21:50
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Fixture of Dakka
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No clue, but just guessing:
Blackadder?
Monty python?
When IG first encountered Jokaero:
"IG see, IG do."
"Hey!"
"what?"
"we say Jokaero see, Jokaero do."
"Hey!"
"what?"
"Doctor, I'd like to kiss you goodbye."
"Alright, but you're so damn ugly."
ect.
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/01/20 23:47:43
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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shrike wrote:No clue, but just guessing:
Blackadder?
Monty python?
When IG first encountered Jokaero:
"IG see, IG do."
"Hey!"
"what?"
"we say Jokaero see, Jokaero do."
"Hey!"
"what?"
"Doctor, I'd like to kiss you goodbye."
"Alright, but you're so damn ugly."
ect.
Dads army actually, from the episode where they capture a German submarine that was coming up the river iirc.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/01/21 15:14:55
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Kovnik
Bristol
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+1 internets too you Purplefood!
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Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.
ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.
Black Templars- Nothing makes you manly like unalterable AV 14! |
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2011/01/21 16:25:15
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Yay!
And now back to our scheduled programme.
"And i would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those stupid kids and Creed!"-Abbadon the Despoiler on the stalling of the 13th Black Crusade
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/01/22 03:58:26
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Wasn't it meddling kids, not stupid kids?
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 Buy Imperial War Bonds
Killing daemons, heretics, witches, worse witches, mindless robots, traitors, hungry bugs, green skins and space communists needs your monetary support. |
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2011/01/22 04:05:06
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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L_Dawg wrote:Wasn't it meddling kids, not stupid kids?
I'm just imagining creed saying that to abaddon and the expected response from abaddon
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed! |
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2011/01/22 04:06:56
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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L_Dawg wrote:Wasn't it meddling kids, not stupid kids?
Somehow i don't think abbadon ever caught early morning TV... or Scooby-doo... or cartoons in general for that matter.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/01/22 04:08:40
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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purplefood wrote:L_Dawg wrote:Wasn't it meddling kids, not stupid kids?
Somehow i don't think abbadon ever caught early morning TV... or Scooby-doo... or cartoons in general for that matter.
and that is why abaddon truly became a heretic, no saturday morning cartoons
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed! |
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