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2011/01/22 04:11:00
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Wardragoon wrote:purplefood wrote:L_Dawg wrote:Wasn't it meddling kids, not stupid kids?
Somehow i don't think abbadon ever caught early morning TV... or Scooby-doo... or cartoons in general for that matter.
and that is why abaddon truly became a heretic, no saturday morning cartoons 
Does that mean Creed watched a lot of them? What does that say about the emperor... and his 'webway' or more likely his giant telly!
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/01/22 04:16:52
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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purplefood wrote:Wardragoon wrote:purplefood wrote:L_Dawg wrote:Wasn't it meddling kids, not stupid kids?
Somehow i don't think abbadon ever caught early morning TV... or Scooby-doo... or cartoons in general for that matter.
and that is why abaddon truly became a heretic, no saturday morning cartoons
Does that mean Creed watched a lot of them? What does that say about the emperor... and his 'webway' or more likely his giant telly!
maybe the astronomicon is a massive tv(nids want to watch tv too)
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DA 4000 points  W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points  W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  |
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2011/01/22 04:36:27
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Stormin' Stompa
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Wardragoon wrote:purplefood wrote:Wardragoon wrote:purplefood wrote:L_Dawg wrote:Wasn't it meddling kids, not stupid kids?
Somehow i don't think abbadon ever caught early morning TV... or Scooby-doo... or cartoons in general for that matter.
and that is why abaddon truly became a heretic, no saturday morning cartoons
Does that mean Creed watched a lot of them? What does that say about the emperor... and his 'webway' or more likely his giant telly!
maybe the astronomicon is a massive tv(nids want to watch tv too)
They didn't get animal planet channel in the other galaxy.
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2011/01/22 04:39:49
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Probably 'cos they ate all the animals... in a suitably comedic way.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/01/22 04:40:11
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/01/22 08:14:31
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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purplefood wrote:Probably 'cos they ate all the animals... in a suitably comedic way.
Omnomnomnom (amidoinitright?)
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever.
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2011/01/22 08:47:54
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Fixture of Dakka
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>screech!< OMNOMNOM >scuttle< OMNOMNOM >scratch< OMNOMNOM >clack<
With a translator:
">Aw, man!< OMNOMNOM >this galaxy has no disney channel either!< OMNOMNOM >Hey! Apparently the emperor has a 10,000" TV!< OMNOMNOM >C'mon then!<"
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/01/22 10:15:58
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Kovnik
Bristol
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Tau generals discussing how to combat the Tyranid threat
Ethereal:....We could... Shoot it some more?
*cheers of applause erupts from the commanders*
Ethereal: OR! We move backwards, and THEN shoot! No one would expect that!
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Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.
ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.
Black Templars- Nothing makes you manly like unalterable AV 14! |
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2011/01/22 10:16:16
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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shrike wrote:Wardragoon wrote:Mr Nobody wrote:Human- "high five"
Tau- ".... racist"
"down low"-Human
"this guy is really a racist"-Squat
"up high!"- human
"okay!" *smack*- power-fisted space marine
"AAAAAAAARGH!!! My arm!"- human
what goes around...
Racist marine on dessert planet:... Down low too slow!
Necron: PROCESSING DATA. BLEEP! Racist...
Racist space marine on ice planet: down low too sl...ARHHG!
Necron: HA HA HA
Space marine 1: damn! Necrons! My hellfire bullets won't work!
SM2: techmarine gave me new improved hellfire bullets! Let's see if they work
Blam!
Necron: downloading newly aquied data. (virus takes hold) blam!
Sm1 necrons! Use your bullets!
Blam!
Necron: doanloading data.... Virus detected! Activating AVG anti virus software
Sm1&2: $&@?!
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2011/01/26 23:13:34
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001
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"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP,
I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!
FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
A clunk made me turn around, to see the Gray Knight Athos facepalm.
"That makes no sense, Michael."
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2011/01/27 01:14:41
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Captain of White Ravens with powerfist
"FALCON PUNCH!!!!"
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed! |
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2011/01/27 11:58:15
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Warp-Screaming Noise Marine
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Sister of Battle:(soob) "But Sister Superior I just can't do it,my bust is too big to fit in my armour".
Sister superior:"It's ok,we'll go down to the infirmary and get them reduced".
Meanwhile in the Warp
Slaanesh:"I sense a disdurbense in the Force".
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2011/01/27 17:42:11
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Tau 1:For the greater good!
Tau 2:What?
Tau 1:The greater good. the principles underlying our society and philosophy.
Tau 2:Oh...
Tau 1:Why what did you think it was?
Tau 2:Well... i thought... i thought they said the greater food
Tau 1:... I can see how you would be disappointed
Tau 2:Yeah...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/01/28 12:33:14
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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Random Gaurdsman 22,343,723,736,257: Wow, I've never met an Ultra Marine before...
Ork Kommando:  dis humie makes grots look smart.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/01/28 12:34:14
"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.
Victories against:  2 2  1 1 1  2  3  1  2
Died havin fun wid: 3  2 1  4 2 2 2  5 1
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2011/01/28 17:47:38
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:Random Gaurdsman 22,343,723,736,257: Wow, I've never met an Ultra Marine before...
Ork Kommando: dis humie makes grots look smart.
I thought I'd make another little segment- " 40k quotes that will never exist".
Here they are:
imperial fist: "RUN AWAY!!! FLEE!!! FALL BACK!!! RETREAT!!!"
Ork mek: "Nah, too much dakka"
dreadnought: "How the f*** to I scratch my ****?!"
Ork: "The quantum physics...cannon is pi times the radius...to the power of..."
necron A: "Wakey wakey!" necron B: "Uhmmph...five more years..."
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/01/28 19:46:09
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Shroomin Brain Boy
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lol these are really cool^^
imperial fist: "RUN AWAY!!! FLEE!!! FALL BACK!!! RETREAT!!!"
my favorite so far...
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2011/01/28 20:50:03
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Fixture of Dakka
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gribbly A- "Ya know, I'm kinda full up."
gribbly B- "Yeah, but you should totally, like, biomorph to have devourers. They're the new fleshborer!"
gribbly A- "That would so go with my carapace!"
gribbly B- "I was totally thinking that, too. I'm trying to lose a bit of weight right now."
gribbly A- "I might do the same."
gribbly B- "That'd be so, like, awesome. See you next world!"
gribbly A- "See ya, babes."
tau- "Wanna practice close-combat?"
farseer- "Guys- about our whole race declining thing."
autarch- "Yes?"
banshee- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
farseer- "Ignore her. It's that time of the month again."
autarch- "oh."
farseer- "yeah. Anyway, I have an idea."
banshee- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
autarch- "I'm listening..."
farseer- "How about we actually practice making new weapons of war and fighting instead of flower picking and tea parties."
autarch- "NEVAH!!!"
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/01/28 20:56:12
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Emprah upon seeing Sangunios dead, "that makes me a sad panda"
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2011/01/28 21:05:45
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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Tau: Charge!!!!!!!!
Orks: Bigger izn't bettar!
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2011/01/28 21:05:53
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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In the immortal words of Commissar Nice:
"Aww! C'mere you, have some cookies and a hug!"
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For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. |
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2011/01/28 21:10:50
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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"I'm too old for this gak" - The oldest Cadian, age 29.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/01/28 22:15:47
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Kovnik
Bristol
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Guardsmen 1: Uh, Commissar, are you sure these uplifting primers are totally correc-*BLAM*
Commissar: Next?
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Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.
ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.
Black Templars- Nothing makes you manly like unalterable AV 14! |
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2011/01/28 23:44:38
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Chaos Lord Gir wrote:Guardsmen 1: Uh, Commissar, are you sure these uplifting primers are totally correc-*BLAM*
Commissar: Next?
guardsmen 2: Uh, commissar, there's a typo in these upli-*BLAM*
next?
...30 years later...
guardsmen 3,019,031: Uh, commis-*BLAM*
*sigh*...next?
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/01/28 23:51:16
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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Squats.
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S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2011/01/29 01:53:09
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Guard Heavy Weapon Crewman
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(Two Guard, discussing a nearby Multimelta Retributer Sister)
A: I fear her foes, that thing has massive Armour Penetration!
B: Oh Yeah? I'd like to penetrate HER armour!
(Hijinks ensue)
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2011/01/29 22:03:15
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Fixture of Dakka
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hive tyrant- "FLICK THE SWITCH!"
zoat- "yesss, massster..."
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/01/29 22:45:02
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Blood-Raging Khorne Berserker
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Necron : "W'ell be back"
Arnie in terminator armour : "U STOLE MY LINE!!"
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2011/01/29 23:41:46
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Kovnik
Bristol
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Guardsmen 13: Gak, my lasgun jammed!
Guardsmen 3623:...Bu...But it has NO moving parts!?
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Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.
ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.
Black Templars- Nothing makes you manly like unalterable AV 14! |
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2011/01/29 23:46:26
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Shroomin Brain Boy
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well it is in fact the machinespirit thats jamming around ...used the laser as a cd drive...and probably as a discolight too...
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2011/01/30 08:31:58
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Viktor von Domm wrote:well it is in fact the machinespirit thats jamming around ...used the laser as a cd drive...and probably as a discolight too...
I can just imagine a lasgun with strobe lights flashing out the barrel and muffled "YMCA"
"trooper, what's your lasgun doing?"
"uuh, the hokey cokey I thi-"
*blam*
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/01/30 12:46:53
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Shroomin Brain Boy
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i guess if a guardsman would say music has taken his soul then he would be instantly shot too on account of being taken over by the powers of the warp...gives a whole new meaning to the term noise marine...
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Camboyaz 
"Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted" 
IOM Tau Cult