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It would increase the british audience and only be used by convicts. Just followiing the plot from death race.

What if BNP were voted in by the ethnic minorities they despise?

Then all the ethnic minorities in Britain would have a very difficult time...

What if Santa is real and everyone thinks he isn't because no one is good enough to receive presents?

Then Santa would be very bored.

What if people could be protected from their own stupidity?

Then the Darwin Awards are screwed.

What if I was talented and popular?

Then you would die at an early age from drug abuse.

What if Julia Gillard made a porno?

I would be scared, very scared

What if we all had no noses?

Then game store tournaments would be a bit more popular.

What if they stopped making pretzels?

Than many people would die with cases of the munchies, or they'd just turn to Doritos and Pringles.

What if stupidity was contagious?

Then I wouldn't be on Dakka, rather in a ditch making friends with a hornet's nest.

What if people loved the Train Baron?

Then they would stop loving Warhammer 40,000 so they can devote all their love to the Baron.

What if I became an African Warlord?

Then with your inexperience you would be tiger chow in a few days.
What if Tesla had not been shut down?

We would all walk about with our hair standing on end.

What if Hitler hadn't bombed London?

Then the space race might never have occurred and the cold war would have been non existent or of lesser importance.
Without USA or the Soviets knowing about the capabilities of the V-2 rockets used in the bombings of London at the late stages of the war they might not have fought so hard for the secrets of rocket technology.

Wernher von Braun would also probably have been classed as just another Nazi...

We might not have landed on the moon as quickly as we did. Our space programs would be a lot less developed... BLAH BLAH BLAH...


What if the Roman Empire didn't fall?

We would speak Latin and the world would be united under one rule.

What if Everyone could eat bacon.

We would all be a walking around yelling BEAR CAN SANDWICH! at the top of our lungs.

What if I forgot to put underwear on this morning?

We would rather not know.
What if swimsuits were optional at the pool?

I would go swimming a lot more often!

What if an acolyte accidently tripped over the emporers throne's power cable

The Imperials would all be eating tinned beans in the dark, waiting for all the nasty, crawly, killy things in the universe to come knocking.

What if there was a female space marine.

She would be quite popular.
What if there were two female space marines?

The space marines would give up fighting.

What if a space marine got the munchies?

Then the local candy store better have enourmus amounts of food ready.

What if Tau & Dark Eldar crossbreed?

Then you would have alternative lifestyle communists.

What if women finally realize that nerds are a better choice?

WHAT! They do not know this? Then the world would get alot better

What if Microsoft took over tech support for Chaos

Chaos would fail due to the blue screen of death.

What if an orc got a consience?

Well Waaaaaggghhhs would get alot more intresting.


What if I could decide on the collour I intend to use on my Chaos Dwarfs

People would get confused whether they were Chaos or Dwarfs.

What if I didn't take my username from the first pot of paint I saw?

Your username would be less manly and less full of win

What if trondheim had posted a question?

Then he would have got a witty answer from someone with a silly username like "Delvan".

What if GW stopped changing paint names for the hell of it?

I wouldn't have painted my space marines the wrong shade of blue.

What if gw lowered their prices?