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Then more people would be more inclined to buy their stuff thus increasing their sales thus increasing their profit margins...in theory anyway.

What if BACON grew on trees?

Then rakeing the leaves would be much more fun.

What if they started putting GW figures in happy meals?

Then I would find a new hobby

What if they discovere that our beloved plastic men are acctualy crack cleverky disguiseed by our evil monkey overlords?

Then I think I can get them cheaper down on the corner.

What if you discover that your house is haunted?

That would eplain the moaning and groaning I hear all the time

What if you suddely woke up in the dark woods of Norway!

Then I would build a nice Norwegian fire until daylight.

What if someone invented a good mosquito repellent that actually worked?

Then all the mosquitos would die of lonliness

What if I became the new owner of GW?

You would give us all free stuff (hopefully)

What if GW allowed non GW armies into their tournaments?

Would probably lower GW's profit quite a bit.

What if GW would be sold to China?

Then codex would be harder to decipher and fortune cookies would contain messages from the emporer.

What if GW made rules more clearly?

We might realise how bad their game actually is.

What if a spacemarine went to relive himself then got shot?

It's what he deserves taking off his armor

What if some imperial guard roughriders capture and tamed some hive tyrants

Paradox's would ensue, the sun would explode, babies would be murdered in the street. Signed GW's accountants.

What if i actually collected a 105 man terminator army (20 squads of 5 belial, 2 chaplains and a libby)?

Then you would have some painting to do.

What if you put them in a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT?

Forgeworld would fix the caps, and the you would have a much less epic Crassus Armoured Assault Transport

What if Dakka did not have the edit feature

We'd all get banned

What if GW stopped putting out stuipid models?

Then their sales would drop as stupid people stopped buying.

What if GW put out a new WHFB terrain line without ten million skulls all over it?

I would be happy!

What if I hadn't sold all my warhammer?

Matt Ward would probably do all the other armies but yours.

What if crappy music stopped popping up.(Friday, Baby etc.)

Then people might rediscover some older better tunes.

What if I finish my Garden of Morr? Should I work on more terrain stuff or figures?

If you finish you terrain your figures will look better!

Then you shall have a blank answer

What if I recieved every model Games Workshop makes?

(bugger, forgot the question!)

you would probably need more storage space.

What if the 40k universe really was what the 41st millenium was like.

Then the 40th millenium would be a real bitch.

What if A Twin-Tailed comet hit GW headquarters?

Then I would set sail for England, and prepare to offer skulls to Khorne for granting me this grasp at glory

What if one day it started to rain Orks?

It would be rather messy

What if there was a God Emperor of Mankind irl

Then I would need to find the eye of terror rather fast

What if I, Shadowbrand and kingcracker took over the realm of chaos

Then there would commence an odd sound, such as someone making fart noises with thier armpit. The warp would expire with a loud pop.

What if there was an opposite plane to Chaos?

Well then it would be rather orderly to the point of complete tyranny

What if Black Library books dissapeared off the face of the earth.

I wouldn't care in the slightest.

What if GW are building an army of real space marines?