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**Wardragoon**

Then all competitors would be closed down as they storm their factories.

What if Lasguns became real

**Trondheim**

We are all doomed, althou I pity their rivals the mosr

What if akk of Dakka met for one massive party

**Wardragoon**

It would be an invasion of wiener dogs

What if people no longer got ninja'd

**snurl**

Then some of this thread might make sense.

What if your mom played chaos?

**Wardragoon**

Impossible, as south park has taught us Ginger's have no souls, and thats the one thing you need to be a part of chaos.

What if ........?

**Trondheim**

What if you where not a GIMP lover

What if I had a clean mind

**Wardragoon**

You would not be male.

What if the world turned into a Fallout type hell hole?

**Trondheim**

Then notting would really change ib my neighbourhood, alhou the crackheads migth vanish

What if all Dark Angels wear pink ballerina skirts in their time of

**Wardragoon**

They do that, the time is called sunday

What if the God Emperor of Mankind was Bugs Bunny

**necrovamp**

What if? he IS the emperor dontcha know!

What if I could poo plastic?

**Trondheim**

Then GW would ctach you and exploit you in horrid ways

What if I freed Necro from previosly mentioned fate

**snurl**

Then prices would rise again.

What if GW made automobiles?

**Wardragoon**

They did, it was the Mustang 2

What if Matt Ward was fired.

**snurl**

Then maybe they would hire Gav Thorpe back.

What if Sigourney Weaver played Nids?

**Trondheim**

Then all of us are in for a serious beatdown Im afraid

What if Samuel L Jackson played Imperial Guard

**snurl**

He would become very tired of these mother-f___ing nids on this mother-f___ing planet.

What if you ran GW?

**captain collius**

HMM I would sit in my office all day making pew-pew noises with the new models.

What if Chaos was begin to shrink?

**Wardragoon**

Then Chaos marines would now become as my girlfriend would put it "Really cute!!!"

**snurl**

What if you finished your last post?

**necrovamp**

It would break from tradition.

What if I shot myself with a nerf gun?

**Wardragoon**

You would have a dart sticking off the side of your head.

What if my edit actually worked?

**necrovamp**

Then we would all be doomed!

What if I got hungy?

**Wardragoon**

You do, in about 40000 years, where do you think the hive mind came from.

What if this thread made sense?

**Trondheim**

Then the end of days would be upon us

What if my significant other could be freed from her illness

**necrovamp**

you would be having lots of fun right now.

What if A very british civil war actually happened?

**Trondheim**

It would be a very, very dull war. With alot of chavs running wild

What if Im your father

**necrovamp**

But, it can't be Trond, 'cus I AM YOUR FATHER!

What if I was Tronds father?

**snurl**

Then you will be paying for his education for a long time.

What if Dakka was on TV?

**Trondheim**

Then we all would learn how our Dakka friends look like

What if Dakka was made into a Hollywood blockbuster

**snurl**

Then there would be way too much CGI.

What if clowns showed up at your house?