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Grimm wrote:An ork warboss armed with a powerclaw and 10 Nobs not being able to take down 5 Tau drones.

How in the gak did that one happen? An epic number of ones?

A Land raider rammed my raider, The LR was immobilised whilst my raider was only shaken.

My Grot artillery crew beat a unit of dire avegers in CC then wiped them out with sweeping advance!

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A 7 man GK terminator squad charging a 3 man heavily damaged sm assault squad and taking 5 wounds off the assault squad and missing the assault squad with everything

Orks vs Necron: old Zogzort cursed both necron lords, one after the other


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watched 500 points of imperial guard artillery each firing each round killed one model the whole game.

warboss spinetwizta wrote:CALGAR GETTING ASSRAPED BY GROTS ON TURN 1

HAY GUIZ IM EDGY, I USE THE WERDS "ASS" AND "RAPE" HURR
EDIT: I'm sorry but for the love of god don't use caps lock.

Last game I played It took me two turns of melee with both a squad of boyz and a power klaw-laden nob squad to kill an immobile Falcon Grav Tank. Damn Falcons and their holo-fields.

Back in the day I had a lone BA tac marine with a missile launcher rage three turns in a row. Each turn getting in combat with- and beating- a squad of dark eldar.

Another time I had a scout sniper kill a perfectly healthy hammerhead.

A friend charged my armored fist squad with a wolf priest who rolled perfectly and killed 6 guardsmen. The remaining three guardsmen bayonetted him to death.

After firing a ton of plasma at a deathwing command squad leaving only the commander, my vox operator killed him with a rapid firing lasgun.

My old crozius and plasma pistol armed chaplain killed a chaos dread in one on one combat before he could swing with a melta bomb

I'm sure there's more...

In 4th Edition where snipers always hit on a 2+ : my friend fires his 5 Scout snipers at my Stormtroopers...and rolls 5 1's!

Valkyrie wrote:In 4th Edition where snipers always hit on a 2+ : my friend fires his 5 Scout snipers at my Stormtroopers...and rolls 5 1's!

YHATZE!

Tooled up biker warboss charging 6 fire warriors and losing combat, nearly dying in the process.
Tau Commander managing to pin himself and his bodyguards with his own airbursting frag. projector. 4+ to wound, failed 3+ armor, failed 4+ FNP, failed ld 9 pinning check. 1.4% chance

A DE raider destroyed by a friendly blast marker that kills one warrior inside and pins the squad.

Rapid fired two full firewarrior squads into a 7-man plague marine squad; 48 shots, 30 wounds.......1 kill, yes, 1 solitary kill after his armor and fnp rolls.

Knocking my beer over, the glass falling on my favourite converted figure and breaking it, knocking the table so much whilst trying to clean up the mess that the game was declare void and I was winning by a large margin.
And all this with Imperial Guards against Chaos

SAG Mek

First shot of the game against a squad of 20 necron warriors that are skulking near some cover.

double 5's.

He teleports into the warriors head first.

However, 4 attacks at str 5 later he wins combat against the necron warriors, chases them down, wipes them out and lives to fire his SAG again!

A LR crusader w/ chronus (BS5) misses EVERY SHOT at 12".

Thats 12 DL bolter shots, 4 DL assault cannon shots 2 bolter and 1 multimelta AT BS5.

Captain Solon wrote:A LR crusader w/ chronus (BS5) misses EVERY SHOT at 12".

Thats 12 DL bolter shots, 4 DL assault cannon shots 2 bolter and 1 multimelta AT BS5.

Throw your dice out.

First turn of an Apocalypse game, our opponent using a Big Mek with SAG and 10 Lootas, about 500 points of models.

He gets first turn and fires the SAG: Rolls snake eyes = everything within D6" is removed which happens to be all his Lootas.

Moral of the story: Don't bunch all your troops up to gain cover benefits.

Captain Solon wrote:A LR crusader w/ chronus (BS5) misses EVERY SHOT at 12".

Thats 12 DL bolter shots, 4 DL assault cannon shots 2 bolter and 1 multimelta AT BS5.

Wow, sounds like me, I always have horrible dice rolls.

A Powerfist sarge and a flamer marine from a Tact squad charged a Furioso Dread. 3 rounds of combat later, the Dread scored 0 hits in total, while the PF Sarge ripped off an arm or two and finally wrecked it, singlehandedly (singlefistedly?)

Eldar vs Marines. I bladestorm a Tac squad in the open with 10 DA I barely manage to wound the sm and he makes all the saves. I assault the squad out of seer desperation along with a WL, again no wounds and he manages to PF the last wound of my WL!.

And I can say that such lousy turns are not an uncommon sight on my games. I guess that the fact that I kept failing all my probability tests at college is because I refuse to believe their silly theories after I play 40k or WHFB

M.

Tau vs. Eldar (Iyanden list, with Avatar HQ). I have a squad of 12 FWs on an objective, with about 3 inches of terrain between me and the Avatar. Assault phase rolls around, the Avatar moves into assault...and promptly rolls triple 1s to move through difficult terrain. The next turn, that squad of Fire Warriors teamed up with a squad of Crisis Suits and blasted the thing to smithereens.

10 flashlight wielding imperial guardsmen killing 6 chaos space marines in melee, with my chaos marines not killing one guardsman. It was a while ago, so i don't remember exactly how. But i face-palmed pretty hard.

My Lord turned them all into applesauce right after, but i was still sad.

You lose the battle in single turn.

My demolisher had its main gun destroyed and a monolith was in ramming range, I thought why not? Took a 12" run up, no damage to the demolisher, monolith however was crushed by my demolisher. Tried to do the same thing in another game, demolisher blew up and the monolith took no damage, gotta love the dice.

This.

Thousand sons vs double Tyrant 'nids. Ahriman walks in front of both of them (they were standing pretty much next to each other.). Decides "What the hell", and launches gift of chaos at the first Tyrant. Passes his test, hits, and rolls a six, turning the Tyrant into a spawn. That made me chuckle.
Then I got confident. Using the power AGAIN (we decided to play it as you can use the same pwoer twice a turn, as long as it's not a shooting power.), Ahriman suceeds, hits....and rolls a six.

Howls of laughter peal from the back of the shop as we realize whats just happned. Looks like I'm going to need new Spawn pens .

Brother captain stern causing ID to the Nightbringer and then losing his last wound from the exploding God in a can(didn't think it could happen but it did )

Having to make 4 2+ saves with my Captain and rolling

Having to make 4 armor saves and 6 invuln saves on 3 normal termies: for the Inv, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6, 6. armor, 1, 1, 1, 4

Have your SAG mek teliport himself into BtB with Kharn

let your Big mek shoot some SM scout snipers with the SAG, fail to wound and then get shot and killed by them next turn

and never EVER let some shoota boys out shoot your max sized squad of anti-horde XV8s and then have them run away(this happened to a friend of mine and i have pics of the dice rolls)

5 IG guardsmen (the regular ones) taking out 9 Terminators in 2 shooting phases. Then killing the other in assault.
side note: I was the IG.

an entire 40-strong Dark eldar warrior army getting wiped out in the first turn. An IG fleet officer calls down an OB on the squads which are packed ridiculously close together.
around 24 are killed and the rest flee but are picked off by two squads of ratling snipers or run off the table. legendary amongst the members of my school club.