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"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.
Space marines sarcastically humming 'Iron Man' whenever a Dreadnought to around.
Two Dark Eldar guard a door:
DE 1 offers other Dark Eldar a stick of gum, DE 2 opens the wrapper. Imperator Titan steps out.
CREEEEEDDDDD!!
Mael-Dannan Ravenous Angels Tomb Kings Protectorate of Menoth
halonachos wrote:Mordo is evil, the cute walrus wearing a monocle is just a disguise for the evils within the confines of the avatar box.
darksage wrote:And then the darkness approached the computer screen ready to unveil untold horrors on millions of unsuspecting innocents... Some knew him as the bringer of terror...some knew him as the spawn of all things evil...some knew him as the walrus, but then their lives would account for nothing, for they would be dead in seconds of the words leaving their lips.The walrus has posted, prepare for the death of worlds.
EoM: horus your grounded. and no going to nurgles house on the weekend ok?
Horus: But Dad!! me and and the guys have the whole heresy thing going on!
EoM:l Listen me Horus if you argue ill give you a spanked a**
xD
and that was the end of the HH
IG Trooper: "Now, you're sure this new armor is bulletproof Sir?"
IG Armorer: "Reasonably. Stand on the red 'X'."
*stands on the red 'X'*
IG Armorer, into vox-recorder: "Test subject forty-seven in place. Releasing safety mechanism on autoturret, commencing test of armour compound..." *checks notes* "..ZTL-33b. Fire."
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT* *Thud*
IG Armorer, scribbling on clipboard: "Dang! Alright, send in the next one!"
VoidAngel wrote:And there are no stupid wars, only stupid hippies.
In that foulest of ages, this ship had hung in the skies above Holy Terra as the world's atmosphere burned. Its name was Ashallius S'Veyval, in a dead language, from a dead world. In Imperial Gothic, it translated loosely as Echo Of Damnation.
Thank Heaven! The crisis --The danger, is past, and the lingering illness is over at last --, and the fever called "Living" is conquered at last.
....I've heard conversations like that in real life.
"These vests are bullet proof man, check it!"
"Sweet! ... How bullet proof?"
Subject A stands back and lets subject B shoot him to test said vest.
Luckily, it worked. We managed to stop them before they tested the helmet, which was only a sales model... i.e. made of plastic with lead weights and would have trouble stopping a mean-spirited fly, let alone a bullet.
When in deadly danger,
When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout.
- Cain.
Right, anyone have any ideas other than drowing the enemy in men?
**everyone lowers hand**
Ok then......we need to think here......
I think I have an idea, that just might work
What it is?
We drown it in tanks too?
I like that idea, begin the attack.
Mordoskul wrote:Space marines sarcastically humming 'Iron Man' whenever a Dreadnought to around.
Two Dark Eldar guard a door:
DE 1 offers other Dark Eldar a stick of gum, DE 2 opens the wrapper. Imperator Titan steps out.
CREEEEEDDDDD!!
those were good...
two races, both alike in dignity, in fair eastern fringe, where we lay our scene
where ancient grudge break to new mutiny.
where xenos blood make xenos hands unclean.
never before was there a tale of more woe, of poor squat, and his jokaero.
DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
papathrax wrote:....I've heard conversations like that in real life.
"These vests are bullet proof man, check it!"
"Sweet! ... How bullet proof?"
Subject A stands back and lets subject B shoot him to test said vest.
Luckily, it worked. We managed to stop them before they tested the helmet, which was only a sales model... i.e. made of plastic with lead weights and would have trouble stopping a mean-spirited fly, let alone a bullet.
should've stood back and let it happen, then you could have the honour of saying that you witnessed a darwin award irl.
Armies:
"Hazmarines" chapter - several 1,000 points
The craftworld "Yal Tir" - 2,000 pts & growing
- Nurgle cultists... coming soon...
Mordoskul wrote:Space marines sarcastically humming 'Iron Man' whenever a Dreadnought to around.
Two Dark Eldar guard a door:
DE 1 offers other Dark Eldar a stick of gum, DE 2 opens the wrapper. Imperator Titan steps out.
CREEEEEDDDDD!!
those were good...
two races, both alike in dignity, in fair eastern fringe, where we lay our scene
where ancient grudge break to new mutiny.
where xenos blood make xenos hands unclean.
never before was there a tale of more woe, of poor squat, and his jokaero.
i see a corpse of one shake`s the beer rollin`in his cuffin...
"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment."
"Pain is an illusion of the senses, despair is an illusion of the mind."
Battle brother Artemis of the Deathwatch:
"Do not ask, 'Why kill the alien?' rather, ask, 'Why not?'"
"After the orbital strikes, Thunderhawk bombardments, Whirlwinds, Vindicators, fusion and starfire and finally Battle Brothers with flamers had finished cleansing the world of all the enemies of Man, we built a monastery in the center of the largest, most radioactive impact crater. We named the planet 'Tranquility', for it was very quiet now." -Brother Vlad Carthas
Swiftblade wrote:Time to make fun of new GK Fluff...
inquisitor (I) and jokaero (J):
I- "Hey, d'you reckon you could fix this bolt pistol for me?"
J- "Sure!"
*tinkers with it, make one of the guns in fifth element*
I- "Wow! I could kiss you!"
J- "Alright, but you're so darn ugly."
DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
shrike wrote:*A nob making fun of a grot in a trench*
N- "Yoo iz so fick! I betcha can't even frow a grenade!"
G- "Oh yeah?"
*matter-of-factly pulls pin out, throws pin.*
G- "See? I'm not that-"
N- "Oh, shi-"
*KABOOOM!!!*
You haven't, perchance, been watching "Unknown Moments", have you?
"I've got a holster, I keep biscuits in it, till they wear through your brain leaving big fat blisters in it!"
2500pts
shrike wrote:*A nob making fun of a grot in a trench*
N- "Yoo iz so fick! I betcha can't even frow a grenade!"
G- "Oh yeah?"
*matter-of-factly pulls pin out, throws pin.*
G- "See? I'm not that-"
N- "Oh, shi-"
*KABOOOM!!!*
You haven't, perchance, been watching "Unknown Moments", have you?
no...what's that?
DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
"You know, i've got a feeling today is going to be a great day!" - Last recorded words of a resident on Isstvan III before Horus' attack.
"I can't come in today, i'm sick." - Unnamed Plague Marine
"Well that was a surprise!" - Unnamed Eldar Farseer
"Can robots eat cake?"
"I don't know, if they can't then there's more for us!"
- Last recorded conversation between two Fire Warriors going to throw a celebration for Necrons after the combined force of the Tau and Necrons repelled Hive Fleet Gorgon from Ka'mais.
"Does this suit make me look fat?" - Unnamed Crisis Shas'ui
"What could possibly go wrong?" - The accursed phrase.
"AH! AAAAAAHHHHH! HOT! HOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT! OWIES! OWIES! OWIES!!!!" - Cries of pain from an unnamed guardsman after a meltagun shot hit but failed to kill him.
"For the Greater Good! Why are your turds so big? What are you being fed!?" - Kroot Carnivore walking a Kroot Hound
"What does human taste like?"
"Chicken."
"And Eldar?"
"Chicken."
"How about Ork?"
"Chicken."
"Tyranid?"
"Beef."
"Really?"
"No, chicken."
- Conversation between two unnamed Kroot Carnivores.
"We have hooves and a huge battlesuit. How did the guys that designed this not understand the 'stealth' part of a 'stealth suit'?" - Unnamed Stealth Suit Shas'ui.
"Hammerhead, Manta, Tigershark... all these names strike fear into the hearts of our foes, but we need another name for our lastest and greatest tank!"
"I dunno... guppy?"
"...Genius."
- Early stage development of the latest weapons platform toting a quad-railgun, the Guppy.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
grot: (singing) Why cant we be friends, why cant we be friends?"
Nob: No no no, WITH FEELIN!!
"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.
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Ravenous Angels 
Tomb Kings 
Protectorate of Menoth 
those were good...
"Hazmarines" chapter - several 1,000 points
Possibly not good for the kiddywinkles...
Order of the Ebon Chalice
