| Author |
Message |
 |
|
|
|
|
Advert
|
Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you:
- No adverts like this in the forums anymore.
- Times and dates in your local timezone.
- Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance.
- Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely.
- Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net.
If you are already a member then feel free to login now. |
|
 |
2009/03/06 18:25:19
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Decrepit Dakkanaut
|
Brother Captain Andrecus wrote:Hahaha. Why so much hate for Spess Mahrenz?
Lol.
Cause they're Spaze Marienz Hurr!
|
|
|
|
 |
|
2009/03/06 18:36:39
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Fireknife Shas'el
|
The Bringer wrote:I don't know, I like the first one a little more.
As a Tau player, I didn't laugh the first time, but the second on.....
I prefered the first one as well...but then again, it might be because I wasn't expecting it. That and the brevity made it that much more funny!
|
|
|
|
|
|
2009/03/06 19:32:43
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
|
Don't worry, it's the alternate ending, so it's not supposed to be as good as the regular one.
I mostly just wanted to work in the South Park reference.
|
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
|
|
|
|
|
2009/03/06 22:09:15
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Regular Dakkanaut
Currently Assigned To Bloodthirsters Catulan Reaver Squad
|
lolzman wrote:A Slaneesh demonnette (sp?) was found, half dead, by a platoon of imperial guard, who screamed "foul abomination" and walked along by....
Next, a sister of battle came past, screamed "foul abomination", cast some protective runes on herself, and walked along by......
Next, a space marine came past, put a bullet in it's leg, and left it there to die a sorrowful death....
Next, an ancient and wise Eldar came along....
5 minutes later, he walked out of the bush, muttering under his breath "they don't make them like they used to......"
First good giggle of the day Nice one
|
I am out of touch with it, last time I played we had squats, trikes, ratlings and robots....
Dreadnoughts had twin bolters mounted on the back of there hands, Guardsmen carried Lascannons and Heavy Bolters on their shoulders and sentinels has Assault cannons...
Ahhh so many fond memories, So many dead eldar.....
    
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/233624.page <--- Bloodthirster Needs You Sign Up
warpcrafter wrote:
Done it, it didn't end well, but it was really fun.
halonachos wrote:
One of my friends has said: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But unless life also gives you sugar and water, that lemonade is going to suck." |
|
|
|
|
2009/03/06 22:35:06
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
Ontario
|
|
DCDA:90-S++G+++MB++I+Pw40k98-D+++A+++/areWD007R++T(S)DM+ |
|
|
|
|
2009/03/07 00:48:05
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Trustworthy Shas'vre
|
Nice, the last two made me lolz
|
 Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
|
|
|
|
|
2009/03/07 13:56:09
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Cosmic Joe
|
Dawg that weather thing is awesome 
|
Nosebiter wrote:Codex Space Marine is renamed as Codex Counts As Because I Dont Like To Loose And Gw Hates My Army.
|
|
|
|
|
2009/03/07 17:15:07
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
US
|
I'd never see the weather one before, kudos!
|
 “Sanguinius. It should have been him. He has the vision and strength to carry us to victory, and the wisdom to rule once victory is won. For all his aloof coolness, he alone has the Emperor's soul in his blood. Each of us carries part of our father within us, whether it is his hunger for battle, his psychic talent or his determination to succeed. Sanguinius holds it all. It should have been his...” -- The Warmaster Horus |
|
|
|
|
2009/03/07 17:30:07
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
|
lol this is some funny gak
|
|
|
|
|
|
2009/03/08 00:56:02
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Crazy Marauder Horseman
|
Just when you thought the women of the 40K universe were done with...
Everyone's Favorite underdog...
|
|
This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/03/08 13:54:47
There is no victory like complete and total Domination!
40K Fantasy
Tyranids  WoC 
Warmachine/Hordes
Menoth & Retribution |
|
|
|
|
2009/03/08 05:06:21
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
Ontario
|
We get broken links, lol.
|
DCDA:90-S++G+++MB++I+Pw40k98-D+++A+++/areWD007R++T(S)DM+ |
|
|
|
|
2009/03/08 06:23:05
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Elite Tyranid Warrior
Laying siege to the Temple of Pecans.
|
I saw them for a second. Save your images to your computer and host em somewhere else link here (is strictly wargaming related) or photobucket.
|
|
|
|
|
|
2009/03/08 10:27:57
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
|
*sigh* That Weather Chart is SOOOOOO wrong. They forgot the small dot that is the tau ;3
Go go greater good! XD
|
|
|
|
|
|
2009/03/08 13:50:41
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Cosmic Joe
|
Superscope wrote:*sigh* That Weather Chart is SOOOOOO wrong. They forgot the small dot that is the tau ;3
Go go greater good! XD
Thats because its under the weatherguy's finger
|
Nosebiter wrote:Codex Space Marine is renamed as Codex Counts As Because I Dont Like To Loose And Gw Hates My Army.
|
|
|
|
|
2009/03/08 14:05:40
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Crazy Marauder Horseman
|
*Fixed It*
|
There is no victory like complete and total Domination!
40K Fantasy
Tyranids WoC
Warmachine/Hordes
Menoth & Retribution |
|
|
|
|
2009/03/09 22:05:08
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
2009/03/09 22:10:34
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
|
So..... Chaos have a weakness for kittens?
Quick my fellow earth caste, quickly breed kittens so we can use them for levelage against chaos ;p
|
|
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/03/09 22:12:04
|
|
|
|
|
2009/03/09 22:30:41
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Grovelin' Grot Rigger
United States of WAAAGH!
|
I use kittehs in my ork army
"Alright, and I charge your Khorne beserkers with kitties"
*roll phase or whatever*
"Wait... what? Its impossible! Its over 9000!"
|
|
This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/03/09 22:31:49
|
|
|
|
|
2009/03/09 22:32:34
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Tough Tyrant Guard
|
Ratbarf wrote:
That ork is my new hero.
|
(Behemoth - 2,000 Points Painted)
 (Alpha Legion - 2,000 Points Painted)
-  Favourite Opponent - Local RTT Dec. 2018
 (Vior'la Sept - 1,000 Points Painted)
- Medusa V Veterans, Konor Veterans
 (Steel Legion - 1,000 Points Painted)
|
|
|
|
|
2009/03/09 23:14:36
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Decrepit Dakkanaut
|
orchewer wrote:Ratbarf wrote:
That ork is my new hero.
That was a scratch build someone did on here. Im sure if you do a search on here youll find the page for it. Friggin awesome conversion.
And that Kharn picture was hilarious! I looked at it twice and laughed both times
|
|
|
|
|
2009/03/10 01:21:00
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
Ontario
|
I actually remembering reading that conversion thread. Though the joke isn't my own but one I found on the Interwebs.
|
DCDA:90-S++G+++MB++I+Pw40k98-D+++A+++/areWD007R++T(S)DM+ |
|
|
|
|
2009/03/10 02:42:29
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
|
Fairly original material!
|
|
|
|
|
2009/03/10 12:59:14
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Scouting Shade
Toronto
|
Love the above one. Never seen it before.
Is it a reference to the animaniacs character "Chicken-Boo"?
~He wears a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man, you're a chicken-boo~
|
Armies:
 Angels of Absolution 1500pts
 Vostroyans 500pts
 Dark Elves 2000pts
 Warriors of Chaos 1500pts |
|
|
|
|
2009/03/11 03:45:55
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
Ontario
|
Professor Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents?
|
DCDA:90-S++G+++MB++I+Pw40k98-D+++A+++/areWD007R++T(S)DM+ |
|
|
|
|
2009/03/11 06:13:08
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
|
- Human wrote:Love the above one. Never seen it before.
Is it a reference to the animaniacs character "Chicken-Boo"?
~He wears a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man, you're a chicken-boo~
I'm really not sure of the artist's intent to be quite honest, though I thought the Animaniacs thing as well =)
|
|
|
|
|
2009/03/11 12:49:36
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Scouting Shade
Toronto
|
I'm really not sure of the artist's intent to be quite honest, though I thought the Animaniacs thing as well =)
One way or another it explains all the imperial bird imagery!
|
Armies:
Angels of Absolution 1500pts
Vostroyans 500pts
Dark Elves 2000pts
Warriors of Chaos 1500pts |
|
|
|
|
2009/03/12 17:55:11
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Guardsman with Flashlight
fo co
|
1. Sorry for the non-wargameing picts and the whole locking thing but we are all cool now ... right...
I realy am sorry... see the emote > 
2. That emperor post is so funny
It would explain a lot and you could yell out " For the -BWWWAAAARRRRKKK- Emperor" lol
|
5,000pts  1,000pts  Hate with a passion   
 All hail Slannesh!! (He gave us lesbians!!)
GENERATION 7: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment
92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your sig. |
|
|
|
|
2009/03/12 18:12:47
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Fireknife Shas'el
|
Lord General O'Murphy wrote:All hail Slannesh!! He gave us lesbians!!
Why that dirty double  ! As if woman needed another reason not to date me  !
|
|
|
|
|
|
2009/03/13 00:24:57
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
|
In the grim dark future, Batman still kicks butt in Gotham city, only now he has the help of a servoskull...
|
|
|
|
|
|
2009/03/13 00:58:07
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
|
|
Longtime Dakkanaut
|
tallmantim wrote:In the grim dark future, Batman still kicks butt in Gotham city, only now he has the help of a servoskull...
I was thinking more along the lines of, "How come we never see Bruce Wayne and Konrad Curze in the same room together?!??!"
Vale,
JohnS
|
Valete,
JohnS
"You don't believe data - you test data. If I could put my finger on the moment we genuinely <expletive deleted> ourselves, it was the moment we decided that data was something you could use words like believe or disbelieve around"
-Jamie Sanderson |
|
|
|
|
|
|
