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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/07 06:08:39
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Is a nurgle greater deomon T8?
What is a hive tyrant?
Anyway, good to hear that 'Nids CAN be pawned in close combat. Even if it IS by chaos scum.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/07 20:52:59
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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No, I can't actually field a "Great Unclean One" in a Chaos Marines army. I'm down to a Summoned Greater Daemon, the stat-line for which is in the back of your rulebook.
Hive Tyrants are just a bit smaller than a Carnifex, but are psychic, synapse giving killing machines. They are the most visible leader unit for the 'Nids.
You'd be surprised how bad anything that isn't a Gene-stealer is a close combat (even MCs if you have the equipment) as an MEQ. So just shoot the Gene-stealers and stab everything else.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/07 21:49:58
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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I know what a Hive Tyrant is, I kind of meant his toughness.
Anyway, I would avoid going toe-to-toe with tyranids if I can help. Any of them I would prefer to shoot.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/07 23:35:11
Subject: Re:Awesomest deaths ever died
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Dangerous Leadbelcher
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Two true stories
In an apocalypse game, I had advanced two infantry platoons and a CCS into a building to claim an objective. The objective then transformed into a demon prince, and the combined might of the two platoons, and a commissar elbow dropping from the top of the building, brought it down after 2 turns, which meant that we should have won. 'So,' says the staff member running the game, 'evil can win if they wipe out all the guard.' So the whole opposing army, with a titan, a banebladey-type thing, and countless infantry and tanks were firing at my two platoons of guard, sitting in the ruins, with only a coversave and cameoline to save them. THe building had turned into a raging inferno, although you could hardly see it for the dust. They survived 2 turns, slowly getting whittled down. Despite saving over 100 cover saves, 53 guardsmen's lives were lost, but the command squad survived to win the game.
Orks would make good heavy metal fans. Or so this guy at my local store thought. He had converted a squad of orks lugging around electric guitars, speakers, drumkits and whatnot. They had a special rule that whenever not in combat, they gave a leadership boost or whatever to nearby units as the power of ROCK compelled units to follow the rock concert. I had a trukk with shock attack gun bolted to it and a death roller. They needed a lift to a nearby objective, I obliged. On the other side of the board, a space marine command squad had been chopping its way through countless orks and other grunts. The shooting over there had been ineffective, so I casually fired a shot at them. 11. Through the warp goes the trukk, the orks on the back still playing in one of the most epic rock concerts ever devised. A warphole appears in front of the command squad, of out which drifts the faint noises of rock. They grow louder and louder. Suddenly, out bursts the trukk, ablaze from warpfire, with an ork playing a guitar solo on the hood.
With that much awesome going for the orks, the space marines never stood a chance.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/07 23:53:22
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Blood Sacrifice to Khorne
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In background the most epic (fail) death is 90% of the crimsons fists chapter: Missile goes up, missile comes down, missile hits ammo depot, your entire (own) planet is destroyed.
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Nothing can survive
Terror is our name
Last legion alive
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/07 23:59:38
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Yeah, if I was Pedro Kantor I would personally strangle whoever fired that missile AND the techpriest responsible for its maintenance.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/08 01:27:55
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Huge Hierodule
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Speaking of Pedro...
Last Wednsday, He was holding down the flank of my opponents army (w. Tactical Squad). A brood of genestealers comes in off the edge. He runs forewards to rapid fire with his squad (Wipeing out all but 1 stealer). Next round, Another brood pops up. Pedro now realizes that his last move brought him to close to the edge. The Genestealers assualt. To cut a shgort story shorter, we find Pedro, about 2 turns later, 1 wound left, surrounded by about 8 genestealers.Needless to say, the Crimson Fists need a new chapter master.
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/09 02:54:18
Subject: Re:Awesomest deaths ever died
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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My Chaos Lord got into a battle with Commisar Yarrick, My Lord won the battle as he was hovering away on his jetpack. my friend mention Yarrick could come back with 1 wound on a save, after the rest of the army pushed back the Loyalist scum. My lord killed himself with his Daemon wep, however my Slanneshi Mage lashes Yarrick in front of a Noise Marine squad. Needless to say for the death of their beloved leader my Noise Marine's gave Yarr death by firing squad.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/09 03:45:39
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Raging Ravener
Ohio
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SM Force Commander independent character was assaulted by exactly 1 hormagaunt. The FC rolled only 1s to hit, and the gaunt managed to hit 3 times for 3 wounds against the FC's higher WS, T4, and 2+ artificer armor.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/09 06:51:13
Subject: Re:Awesomest deaths ever died
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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I got Three story's all 4ed haven played 5th yet.
In a mega battle it was IG vs IG and Marines. My buddy had 10 ratling snipers in some trees. I soon said there is no room for hobbits in the 40k and blasted them with a Hellhound  . no more hobbits
It was my 1k Sons vs a pure Grey knights and it was the first time i fielded my rhino with a cobi melta  As his landRaider drove froward. He never fired at my rhino the guys already dismounted as he focused on them my rhino fired it melta boom destroyed the land raider
Same battle a squad of Greyknights charged my Sons after 2 rounds of combat my sons go on to take the Obj. That +4 Inv. save helps i couldn't believe it i wiped out his squad
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The hardiest steel is forged in battle and cooled with blood of your foes.
vet. from 88th Grenadiers
1K Sons 7-5-4
110th PDF so many battle now sitting on a shelf
88th Grenadiers PAF(planet Assault Force)
waiting on me to get back
New army:
Orks and goblins
Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/10 00:38:24
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Charging Wild Rider
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Crazy_Carnifex wrote:Speaking of Pedro...
Last Wednsday, He was holding down the flank of my opponents army (w. Tactical Squad). A brood of genestealers comes in off the edge. He runs forewards to rapid fire with his squad (Wipeing out all but 1 stealer). Next round, Another brood pops up. Pedro now realizes that his last move brought him to close to the edge. The Genestealers assualt. To cut a shgort story shorter, we find Pedro, about 2 turns later, 1 wound left, surrounded by about 8 genestealers.Needless to say, the Crimson Fists need a new chapter master.
Ahaha I remember that ^ ^ I so wanted him to win to so I could do a happy dance. Everything just started to fall apart fo rme on the 3rd turn  . was a fun game ^ ^
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/10 08:01:10
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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An Ork Warlord failing death or glory against a Rhino...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/10 09:50:53
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Hungry Little Ripper
Seattle
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So I'm playing this 3,000 point game of Nid's vs. Space Marines. On the Nid side there are 2 Hive Tyrants, 6 Carnifexes, 64 Gaunts, 40 Genestealers, some flying Warriors and Raveners. The Nid side was very packed.
On Turn 2, the Space Marines deepstrike in a drop pod right behind a few of the Carnifexes and disembark a squad of Sternguard. This was the Space Marine players key plan to eliminate a few MC's early.
He then proceeds to fire from a Land Raider, a S8 or 10, I forget, large blast onto my hive tyrant, which scatters right onto the drop pod. A 6 is rolled to penetrate, then a 6 on the damage chart, and then a 6 to determine distance. This explosion managed to take out 3 Sternguard, which then although they did some damage, were wiped out the next turn.
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7500 points total
1500 points
In Soviet Russia, Forum Posts on You! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/10 10:07:26
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Spawn of Chaos
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Back in fourth 2 of my marines managed to cause 4 wounds on an Eldar Avatar and kill him in a single turns shooting. That was great. My friend hasnt used a avatar for months after that.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/10 18:06:16
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Water-Caste Negotiator
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So, I have an old firewarrior I got from another guy who is really silly looking. he's duel-wielding pulse rifles, so we (me and a buddy) decided to paint him up like master chief; to suit his silliness. We joked how he always was doing stupid gak like shooting with his pulse pistol instead of the rifle because "the battle-rifle is for noobs" and so on.
back when I first started playing, I had a game against said buddy using chaos. it was a disaster for me, but one of the high points of the game was a when 4 firewarriors had to fight a lone possessed marine who had somehow survived our pulse fire. the marine kills 2 of my guys, the 3rd misses, and "master chief"? he punches it in the face, killing it.
afterward we joked that in close combat, his rallying cry was always "press the melee button!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/10 18:33:48
Subject: Re:Awesomest deaths ever died
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Fixture of Dakka
Feasting on the souls of unworthy opponents
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I've had two fun situations:
1. While playing Tau against Tyranid swarms, twice in the same game I had a lictor assault a squad of 6 firewarriors by popping into their cover and taking to to close and personal combat. Between the two six man squads of firewarriors, both lictors died, and only 1 firewarrior was lost. There were some 6s and 1s rolled.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/10 19:31:35
Subject: Re:Awesomest deaths ever died
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Dashofpepper wrote:I've had two fun situations:
1. While playing Tau against Tyranid swarms, twice in the same game I had a lictor assault a squad of 6 firewarriors by popping into their cover and taking to to close and personal combat. Between the two six man squads of firewarriors, both lictors died, and only 1 firewarrior was lost. There were some 6s and 1s rolled.
Where's number 2? Automatically Appended Next Post: And "who is number one?"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/10 19:47:19
Subject: Re:Awesomest deaths ever died
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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The lone ratling stood atop a hill, turning round at a loud thumping noise. In the far distance he could see a 3 large objects, filling the horizon, seconds later every single weapon from those three Stompas unleashed hell upon his head, his final thought was: "Ahh, so thats why the Commisar told me to stand here... well  him!!!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/11 07:54:09
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Okay, 10man IG squad with grenade launcher. G launcher shoots and kills a termie, rest of squad does squat. Termies kills 5 guys from shooting storm bolters.
Squad runs away, regroups next turn and G launcher (assualt 24) wounds and kills another termie.
Entire squad obliterated by another shooting, G launcher falls back. But as he runs away he fires one last shot and kills a 3rd termie.
He then survives every vindictive shot that is thrown affter him. Termie/Tactical and Landraider fail to kill him. He flees off the board. I aptly (but uncreatively) named him 'Termie Killer'.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
It should be noted that every time 'Termie killer' wounded the termies got thier 2+ save.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/11 20:40:04
Subject: Re:Awesomest deaths ever died
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Dakka Veteran
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Playing Fantasy, my Lizardmen vs. High Elves:
My unit of Skirmishing Skinks charged a Lvl 4 HE caster. It was equipped w/ item that made it Etheral so only magical attacks would wound it. I did no wounds to it and it didn't do any wounds against me. I out numbered it and it failed it's Ld test and fled. Over took it and killed it. My weapons can't hurt it, but their special shoes can stomp it to death.
*scratches head*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/14 17:57:01
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Dakka Veteran
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My friend likes bosspolling whole squads of boyz to death. It pisses me off.
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/14 19:28:18
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Well it may not seem as awesome as everyone elses, but a squad of 4 assault terminators got pounded by a stormlord, everything on them, vulcan megga bolter, heavy bolters, lascannons, and only managed to kill one. (lascannon came in handy  )
I had some guardsmen near by and thought whatthe heck might as well give a volley, i assumed every lasgun missed but the seargent, with his las pistol, killed a terminator, failing his 2+ save.
Rather epic, worst gun ever, kills ultimate troop
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/14 20:11:18
Subject: Re:Awesomest deaths ever died
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
CT, RSA
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Abaddon charges a couple of guard squads and does what he does best. The guardsmen dont break, despit horrible casualties, and actually manage to wound the evil git twice.
Abaddon reduces the squads to one guardsman. Guardsman breaks. Guardsman runs 10". Whilst running away guardsman turns and rapidfires with the mighty maglight.
Two hits. Two 6s...  Abaddon slain by a single fleeing guardsman... Awesome
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"A fortress circumvented ceases to be an obstacle. A fortress destroyed ceases to be a threat. Never forget the difference"-Leman Russ
If you see the Wolf Scout he's the distraction...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/14 21:51:03
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Holy Crap!
Goooooooooooooo Guardsman!!!!!!!!
You could call that fella G.I Guardsman.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/14 22:16:15
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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That reminds me of a battlerep I read on this site. It was Nurgle Marines vs the old Guard. The Daemon Prince was killed by a fleeing Guardsmen after it had destroyed 2 Leman Russes and I'm fairly certain it was already injured by 1 of them blowing up. I'll see if I can find it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/15 07:41:30
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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My brothers Avatar was killed by blowing up a whirlwind in close combat. It was the only thing that Whirlwind has EVER killed.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/15 09:40:41
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Killer Klaivex
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Marneus Calgar once tried to Death or Glory my Battlewagon with a Deff Rolla. He failed to even scratch it with his S8 powerfists. Ahhh, I swear I could hear a lovely crunch as the Lord of Macragge was squashed flat as a pancake.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/15 09:47:35
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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No, Mr. Calgar I expect you to die!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/15 09:48:03
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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all hail the power of the battle wagon!
Speaking of which once my single autocannon blew up a battlewagon st the beggining of the game, and the explosion also killed 3 storm boyz as well as several boyz inside. The 2 storm boyz fled off the field after failing the Leadership (do you have to if it is from an exploding vehichle?)
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/15 09:49:05
Subject: Awesomest deaths ever died
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Killer Klaivex
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I tend to be very good at killing special characters. Heck, my ratlings once took down Abbadon.
In close combat.
There were two of them. Automatically Appended Next Post: Emperors Faithful wrote:all hail the power of the battle wagon!
Speaking of which once my single autocannon blew up a battlewagon st the beggining of the game, and the explosion also killed 3 storm boyz as well as several boyz inside. The 2 storm boyz fled off the field after failing the Leadership (do you have to if it is from an exploding vehichle?)
How do you blow up a battlewagon on turn one with an autocannon? I really doubt it's possible to hit side or rear armour on turn one, and the front is AV 14.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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