You receive Ragtime music

I insert a gretchin squig salesman

You get Bagpipes.

I insert a Kilt.

You receive a Scotsman's hairy legs.

I insert Braveheart (aw yeah let's go down this road!)

You receive a execution (of that line)

I insert a embarrassed person

You receive an ork stompa
I put in $25.

You receive a note saying "Please insert another $25 for one GW model"
I insert another $25.

You receive a crisis squad and a devilfish, wait, that's more than one model, and they're big models, or maybe you're exaggerating an incorrect point

I insert a reddit AMA user

You receive a PDF of how to use reddit inside Facebook on top of twitter in between myspace and AOL IM.

I wish people would be more creative and not insert GW NONSENSE.

I insert my soapbox.

 JamesGang wrote:
You receive a PDF of how to use reddit inside Facebook on top of twitter in between myspace and AOL IM.

I wish people would be more creative and not insert GW NONSENSE.

Granted people no longer insert GW NONSNSE. Instead they insert WH NONSENSE.

I insert my soapbox.

You receive a link to a different thread.

I insert the world's funniest joke.

You receive the worlds most boring punch line.

I insert HappyJew

You receive Gozer the Gozerian.

I insert Vince Clortho.

HAHAHA you receive Louis Tully!

Great reference! Exalted!

I insert Umbopo

You receive an umbrella.

I insert peanuts.

You receive a pink polka dot bikini.

I insert Mephiston

You get the Red Thirst.

I insert Kool-Aid.

You receive black jesus

I insert water

BLACK JESUS!

You get hydrochloric acid.

I insert my pen.

You get a sword.

I insert blood.

You still get hydrochloric acid.

I insert a peaceful religion.

You receive a thousand years of war and pestilence.

I insert a French village.

You receive Alexandre Dumas

I insert Franz Lizst

You get a tumultuous affair, and then a vicious dumping.

I insert the left hand of John the Baptist.

You receive 50 finger bones, all of which are certified relics, definitely, of course, no really, they are all relics. Now pay the Vatican money to see them!!!!

I insert a skull fragment of Colonel Jurten.

You receive the head of a ymgarl geanestealer

I insert an ork warboss

You receive a piece of moldy cheese.

I insert my first born son

You receive a second-hand daughter.

I insert my cold Canadian beer.

you receive cold maple syrup. Not as bad for your liver.
I insert one those faceook posts that say "Like lol I so ugly"
expecting people to pity-like.

You receive mocking comments

I insert porn of Hillary Clinton and Kim Jong Un

You receive AVN award for most awkward political porn parody.

I insert Howard Stern and all that I know that I wish I didn't know because of him and his crazy antics.

You get a family photo album, but everyone in it is nekked.

I insert Creed's cigar.

I receive it back, thank you very much

I insert a pair of sunglasses (not mine)

You recieve a copy of the Best of Corey Hart

I insert a nurgling duct taped to a bar of soap

You get CREEEEEEEEED!

I insert Angry Marines

You get a swift kick in the face via powerboot

I insert CREEEEEEEEED!

You receive a nurgling stuck to a bar of soap (I'm still not sure why that's me)

I insert a melting pot filled with frozen cold ice cream and vodka

You get Haggis.

I insert DEEEEEEEERC

You receive a one-way ticket to Derc, Poland.


I insert 42

You receive the question.

I insert a pig that wants to be eaten.

You receive commited bacon.

I insert an egg.

You receive the yolk on you.

I insert my pants.

You receive a fine for indecent exposure

I insert Christopher Walken

You get a singing pirate.

I insert a 20 sided dice.

You get a D4.

I insert Jacket

You get a Jackal.

I insert Teclis.

You get Eldrad.

I insert a relaxed angry marine.

You get Heresy!!!!

I insert Makari the wondergrot

You get a Squiggoth.

I insert that cool fat kid at my LGS

You get a can of spray deodorant.

I insert FLGS hygiene standards.

you get Nurgle's Rot

I insert a newbie player

You get a WAAC!

I insert a thorough review of the rules and tactics of 40K.

you receive lols, all of he lols.
I insert hentai but without the tentacles.

You get disappointed slaanesh.

I insert a rambling story

You receive it back, on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.......

I insert my so-called DakkaDakka friends.

You receive a hurt look as I go cry in a corner




I insert a dakka friend request for whoever answers (unless they are already a listed friend)

You receive a Friend Request from Gozer the Gozerian.

I insert a positron collider.

You receive a groan and a I can't be asked to understand this face

I insert a pair of hooters (as in the trumpets, not, y'konw)

You receive buffalo wings!

I insert a clean trap

You get a clogged drain.

I insert a loaded diaper.

You receive a bad kids book (anyone get the reference?)

I insert a puddle of brown liquid with half dissolved sweet corn bits in it

You receive Loperamide.

I insert an old toothbrush.

You recieve toilet cleaning duty

I insert a bottle of jack

You receive a Finecast Ork Warboss with attack squig.
I insert a meltagun.

You get a Flashlight.

I insert a Squig.

You receive a a burning Land Raider next to five dead Fire Dragons and a Space Marine desperately wondering what the hell just happened.

I insert a fething Autarch (who thinks the above is a good trade).

You receive a printed copy of Love can Bloom

I insert my psych paper

You receive an abnormal growth on your forehead.

I insert Wayne Rooney

You receive bum fluff
I insert 40k fluff

You receive back-flipping Terminators and multi-lasers.

I insert Baneblade hidden behind a lamp post by some sort of Tactical Genius...too soon?

You receive a cartoon black hole, that could contain anything.

I insert that thing you sent me.

You get that thing I gave you.

I insert something else.

You receive Greece's financial burden. ALL OF IT

I insert a Louis Armstrong "What a Wonderful World" Record

You get Mac the Knife.

I insert Abominog.

You receive the abominable snowman

I insert a yeti

You receive a thread with more comments than all other discussions.

I insert nothing

You get something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue.

But not the keys

I insert the US Constitution taped to a copy of Plato's Republic

You recieve a mob of angry people with pitchforks.

I insert Bin Laden

You get an irradiated super Bin Laden Zombie, complete with nuclear breath.

I insert the country of the next poster.

You get 'Merica!

I insert a pack of matches.

You receive a dead bug.

I insert dat ting, from up north... Dat we took from dat guy who owed Tony some money.

You get whacked.

I insert a bottle of Mop & Glow.

You get a bottle of Mr. Clean.

I insert Mr. Plow.

You get Mr Ox

I insert Ching Chang Chong the song

You get Chitty Chitty Bang-Bang

I insert my last dollar.

You receive a lap dance.

I insert the worlds largest potato.

You get the Irish.

I insert Trevor Phillips.

You get a Reaver Titan

I insert a balanced codex

You receive the more recent codexes

I insert a cuticle

You receive a thing of randomness.

I insert my opponents army list

You recieve TFG

I insert our esteemed overlord Gabe Newell of Valve

You receive a freshly emptied leather wallet.

I insert that dust from the corner of your room where the vacuum doesn't reach.

You receive asbestos.

I insert Logan grimnar

You receive Santa's sleigh pulled by puppies.

I insert a bending robot.

You get Bender

I insert Ed Miliband

You receive milliput.

I insert all the 40k-ers.

you get a dwindling resource

I insert the groans of the oppressed.

You receive a pacifier, blanket and sippy cup of warm milk.

I insert a dozen eggs.

You get breakfast.

I insert holiday decorations.

You receive a letter from work.

I inset ISIS

You get BAST

I insert krytens left nipple nut.

You receive a caress from slannesh

I insert Steven King

You get Richard Bachman

I insert Charlie Scene

You get Joey bagodonuts.

I insert my chest hair

You get curly fries.

I insert Gandalf the Black.

you get black jesus.
I insert the holly bible nd a hand grenade with the pin pulled.

You get a whistle and a bang.

I insert Nachos.

You get a craving

I insert Krave the cereal (don't know if it goes outside the UK)

Minor spelling edit

You get Khorne Flakes

I insert an infiltrating Reaver Titan, CREEEEEEEEEEED

You get Wazdakka to the face, beacuse ORKS

I insert Mad Doc Grotsnik.

You receive an angry Yarrick

I insert Yarrick's cap, a revered relic of the 43rd millennium

You receive Kharn the Betrayer, What a guy!

I insert Tzeentch losing a game of chess against some sort of tactical genius.

You get a happy Mork

I insert an upset Gork

You receive Mindy, confound it all that's why Mork is happy!

I insert Redd Foxx

You receive the Red October.

I insert Big Red.

You get Big John.

I insert a gold mine.

You get a orc peon.

I insert a WAAAGH!

You receive a once a game dispel scroll

I insert a magos

 Happyjew wrote:
I insert Tzeentch losing a game of chess against some sort of tactical genius.

Exalted

you get HERESY!!!!!!!

I inserted said HERESY!!!! back into the machine.

You receive silly string.

I insert a can of spam.

You receive spam, spam, spam, spam, spam

I insert a dead parrot

You receive an Imperial Inquisition. huh, didn't expect that.

I insert FINLAND!

You receive Matthew

I insert an IPod, 1st gen

You receive an old pop tart.

I insert my burnt toast.

You receive a single slice of bread

I insert a chimichanga

You receive a cease and desist notice

I insert Facebook

How... do you associate me with Finland? I just...

You receive a confused Matthew

I insert Kik

you receive a llama orgy

I insert my Oldcron Necron lord equipped with Nightmare Shroud, Veil of Darkness and a Warscythe with a sigh of exasperation...

You receive sentience suddenly

I insert a Carl with his hat (get the reference?)

 Matthew wrote:
How... do you associate me with Finland? I just...

Because, err, well, look, I don't know why I do most of the stuff I do, but I do it and I'm gonna' stick to it! YEAH!!!

 CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
You receive sentience suddenly

I insert a Carl with his hat (get the reference?)

You receive a quart of chocolate pudding

I insert paperwork.

You recaive boredom

I insert a file

You receive a rank.

I insert teenage angst

You get pimples.

I insert soap.

You get no pimples

I insert my mask of clam

You get musk of boar

I insert a map to the Black Library

You receive a librarian pushing you to better literary works of sci-fi and fantasy.

I insert Dream Phone

You receive a Nokia brick.

I insert a exam paper.

 CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
You receive a Nokia brick.

I insert a exam paper.

You receive Fail

I insert chicken

You receive black Jesus

I insert KFC

You receive a body builder.

I insert myself.

You receive a new codex

I insert Canada

You receive good beer.

I insert Genny Light.

You receive the dark side of the force

I insert the white house

You recieve the houses of parliament.

I insert 1D

You get a critical miss
I insert a pacifist ork.

You get back no Teef and find that all your belongings have been stolen while you were playing with the machine.

I insert a curious Grot.

You receive a backhand from an angry nob

I insert nearly enough dakka

You get nothing. There is no such thing as enough Dakka.

I insert Sports Illustrated.

You receive Visons

I insert a set of scales

You receive potato salad.

I insert a toothpick.

You receive bits of popcorn

I insert a £40.00 charge for that small box of popcorn

You receive nachos.

I insert Justin bieber

You receive a good, respectable artist.

I insert my heart

You receive anaphylactic shock.

I insert BATMAN

You receive Batfleck.

I insert Swedish Fish.

You receive a Italian Pizza

I insert a French snail

You get the clap.

I insert French Fries.

You receive a burger

I insert the King and his clown

You receive Buddy Holly and Elvis Presley, both alive and well.

I insert a napping puritanical inquisitor

You receive a geanestealer infestation

I insert grey knights

You receive purple haze.

I insert greenies.

You receive purple people eaters

I insert platonic love.

You receive a bromance.

I insert the Ghostbusters video game.

You receive the Kickstarter.

I insert my nicely sold malifaux minis.

You get a Kidney Stone.

I insert the Wrath of Kahn.

you get buried alive...buried alive.... KAAAAAAAHN!

I insert a Vulcan's sense of humor

You get buried alive... buried alive... KHAAAAAARN!

I insert a Reaver Titan.

You receive a fish slap for failing to think outside of 40k.

I insert a dirty toothpick.

You receive sanitized needles

I insert the school head

You get a nasty nun with a ruler! Run!

I insert a brick.

You receive zuchini bread.

I insert the CSA

You receive HTEA

I insert Bluestone 42

You receive Monty Python.

I insert Pink Floyd (the character, not the band).

You get Mr. Bean.

I insert the flag.

you receive arteries. human arteries.
I insert the tiny pieces of my soul that are left after watching and subsequently reading Elfen Lied.

You get Cenobites.

I insert Oranges.

You receive mints and bathroom aerosol spray.

I insert Mark Summers and my wish from another thread.

You receive broken hopes and dreams

I insert a Forge world riptide

You receive a sun baked planetary ocean's strong current.

I insert my left arm, I retract my left arm, I insert my left arm and then I shake it all about.

You receive an order to put you left leg in, your left leg out, in out in out then shake it all about

I insert a really rotten sludge that may have been haggis a long time ago

you receive a new kidney.
I insert...My own, still beating, heart.

You receive The Telltale Heart by Poe.

I insert ice.

You receive a frozen shampoo licence and a bucket of £50 notes

I insert a bucket of money

you receive coins, many coins. at high velocity.
I insert my eyeball while whistling.

You get a bloody spoon.

I insert a grenade.

You receive confetti and a LGBT parade!

I insert paranormal goings on.

You receive a Girafatitan.

I insert a good game.

You receive a non-GW product.

I insert a filled ghost trap.

You get slimed.

I insert Testor's model cement.

You receive airplane dope.

I insert a frozen shirt

You get Massachucetts.

I insert a bone.

You get... uh, uh that was gross.

I insert the SPIRIT OF MASSACHUCETTS

How do you even spell that?

Massachusetts to answer your question.

You receive a rather funnily dressed tea party.

I insert my GWAR cd collection.

You receive a burning BF3 CD.

I insert a Reaver Titan.

You receive a C&D from GW.

I Insert a bacon sandwich

You receive cholesterol.

I insert Leftover cake from yesterday.

You get an awesome party.

I insert a CD.

You receive an 8-track tape.

I insert a gamer with no opponent ever.

You receive a game of Solitaire

I insert James Spader

You receive Kurt Russell.



I insert a dust bunny named Tim

You get a groundhog named Al.

I insert a Videocassette tape.

You receive my home made dirty movie with llamas.

I insert the drop kick murphys

You receive a wooden leg that somebody has lost.

I insert a requiem. For a dying song.

You get the shunned "Ebola" song.

I insert an MP3 player.

You receive a thousand files of the Ebola song.

I insert a saltine cracker.

You receive matzo. It's like a giant saltine cracker...only bland. And it doesn't go bad. Yet for some reason people who aren't forced to eat it for an entire week every year seem to enjoy it.

I insert a failed hard drive.

You receive stock from Seagate.

I insert a Baneblade.

You get an Intergalactic Jacuzzi Mobile of Slaanesh.

I insert a red Catachan headband.

You get the Grateful Dead.

I insert a box of Doughnuts.

You get a cup of really bad coffee (the best kind actually).

Remember, when you drink a cup of good coffee you think about that cup of coffee only. When you have a cup of bad coffee, and I mean really bad coffee, you do everything you can to not taste it. So a cup of good coffee is a cup of good coffee. A cup of bad coffee is very single cup of good coffee you have ever had.

I insert Tim Horton.

You receive bad coffee which is really good coffee that is bad that makes you think of every single good coffee.


I insert a broken nacho.

You get the cheese.

I insert contraceptives.

Stupid double post.

You get Viagra.

I insert an Imperial Prayer.

You get a Hymn to Slaanesh.

I insert a correctly translated, from Hebrew, bible.

You get a Pastafarian burning bridges forevermore.

And what do you insert?

I insert Matthew.

You receive a broken poster from Sweden.

I insert my aching muscles from shoveling snow.

Stupid stupid snow

You get frostbite.

I insert a perfectly good snow blower.

You receive a perfectly good FIRE.
I insert welding goggles.

You receive a gefilte fish dinner.

I insert a cracked rib and a barbecue skewer

You get a Lobster Thermidore aux crovettes with a mornay sauce topped with brandy, a fried egg on top of SPAM.

I insert Finland.

You get Norway.

I insert spam.

You receive a python

I insert a blackadder

You receive only fools and horses.

I insert a weekend binge of watching Waiting For God

You get Heaven's Gate.

I insert Monopoly money. And the thimble.

You get the race car shoved where the sun doesn't shine.

I insert a Frenchman.

You get Freiburg.

I insert a Terminator.

you receive my avatar.
I insert my hair bands.

You get an alpaca wool glove.

I insert a Lasgun.

You receive the greatest weapon ever made

I insert a bayonet

You get ' they don't like it up 'em....'

I insert the u-157

You get u-137. That's its name. I know this stuff.

I insert Metro 2033.

You get atomized purgatory

I insert A Roadside Picnic

You get McDonald's.

I insert a spacebar.

You receive an adamantium 2 by 4

I insert a cock-knocker

You receive a nut rocker.

I Insert a rare tobacco stamp.

You get a wooden indian.

I insert a Martini-Henry.

You get it stirred.

I insert a keyboard.

You get Stevie Wonder.

I insert cartridges for a Martini-Henry.

You get an Oscar performance by NPH.

I insert a Looted Wagon.

You get a bright red, stolen 57 chevy....

I insert fuzzy dice

You receive mothballs

I insert air freshener and a kidnapped person who thinks its a frebreeze ad

You receive a dirty cat box and a soiled rug. Soiled part not known at this time. Could be toxic.

I insert a lame horse.

You receive *BLAM*

I insert Dranon's Delight II

You receive peanut butter fiber bars and brewer's yeast.

I insert black mold.

You get the flu.

I insert unsharpened pencils.

You get back sharpened pencils. Apparently the vending machine doubles as a pencil sharpener.

I insert a bottle of headlight fluid.

You receive hair gell.
I insert my country, australia.

You get the best bloody hellhole on earth

I insert Damascus

You get the best and most religious bloody hellhole on earth

I insert a bottle of Drakkar Noir cologne

You get a red bull. It's angry.

I insert Nyårsafton.

You receive a slap for bringing in Vikingy words.

I insert my penis (I've needed to say that since the beginning of this thread)

You get a vasectomy.

I insert a 10 ft by 10 ft room with a treasure chest guarded by a dragon.

You get my penis.

I insert a garden gnome.

You get his penis.

I insert pop tarts

You get a burning toaster.

I insert Matt Ward.

You get Matt Ward back, with REJECT stamped on his forehead.

I insert Ned Kelly

You get Kelly's Heroes.

I insert a Black Flag.

You get a White Flag, and a laundering bill.


I insert $2.50

you get 250 japanese yen.
i insert a cleaver, covered in the blood of my enemies.

You receive an icon of Khorne.

I insert an old copy of Chrono Trigger.

You receive a DVD copy of Jason and the Argonauts.

I insert Snurl's head.

you receive a razor blade.
I insert a fire axe, covered in he blood of myself. (by accident I dropped it on my foot.)

You get an infection and stitches.

I insert a birthday cake.

you get a funeral cake.
I insert the anime school days. (do not reply if yu haven't seen it or I will hunt you down and murder you with an axe)

You receive unrealistic cartoon depictions of teen angst, axe wielding murdering ridiculousness and the belief that all Japanese school girls wear inappropriate school uniforms.

I insert my Malifaux Guild Guards


I would have been too easy to say you received a boat, sunrise and a decapitated head.......haha

 the shrouded lord wrote:
you get a funeral cake.
I insert the anime school days. (do not reply if yu haven't seen it or I will hunt you down and murder you with an axe)

You get Highschool of the Dead.
I insert this video.

 JamesGang wrote:
You receive unrealistic cartoon depictions of teen angst, axe wielding murdering ridiculousness and the belief that all Japanese school girls wear inappropriate school uniforms.

I insert my Malifaux Guild Guards


I would have been too easy to say you received a boat, sunrise and a decapitated head.......haha

Skipping Hiity40,

You receive Yughio

I insert a green stuff hand

you get green stuff foot.
i insert the hammer and sickle.

You receive Stalin

I insert Hitler

You receive Spring Time!

I insert my detachable right toe.

You receive an ingrown left finger

I insert a tonail clipping.

You receive an old fish skeleton.


I insert an old Guardsman helmet.

You receive valor and sacrifice

I insert a puppy

You receive a hot blonde trophy wife with Robo-Dandruff.

I insert a chameleon.

You get a comma.

I insert a bitchin' camaro.

You get the thunderbirds.

I insert a fraction of a half of a pint.

You get Schrödinger's Glass. It is both half full and half empty at the same time.

I insert a cat, some poison, and a cesium atom.

You receive a zombie cat steampunk clock.

I insert this rash.

you receive a duck.
I insert egg battered fish, my favoruite food, and a tasmanian devil.

You resceive a fish with devil horns screwed on

I insert a wombat

You get a Cricket bat.

I insert a common bat.

You get George Clooney.

I insert George Clooney.

You get Batman with erect nipples.

I insert a dirty sock, clean underwear and shaving cream.

You receive most men's morning

I insert a razor

 CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
You receive most men's morning

I insert a razor

You receive clam

I insert coffee

You receive 24 flavors, none of which are coffee flavored.

I insert a llama pelt and an Ulfberht sword.

you receive a giant goat.
I insert japan.

You get a Tomogachi.

I insert the last surviving member of the ordos Chronos.

You get a copy of Kronos, delivered by a Chronos Pain Engine, who arrived on the Kronos 1

I insert sci-fi crossover fan fiction (shuddering)

you receive a mecha anime.
I insert fire.

You get brimstone.

I insert a pile of Pennies.

You receive a pissed off cashier

I insert Tescos

You receive "half price" strawberries.

I insert Philadelphia.

You get the Schuylkill Expressway at rush hour.

I insert the bean dip.

BOOM.
I insert a white cane.