You get a spelling error.

I insert a pumpkin.

You receive a bag of candy.

I insert Old Man Henderson.

You get Old Lady Mackervie

I insert the tail fins from a 67 chevy...

You get a funky smelling pair of 57 Chevy seats.

I insert all of the leftover Halloween candy.

You get all the rotten teef.

I insert something that begins with the letter R.

You get Guardsmen Robert.

I insert another Kickstarter.

You receive the Washington Redskins

I insert South Park collector glasses.

You get beer goggles

I insert the Glottkin

You get a flu shot.

I insert that guy who's dancing in Pyeatt's Signature.

You get a dancing baby.

I insert exact change only.

You get a one-way trip to Cardiff

I insert Cardiff

You get an armpit.

I insert Lenton.

You get Solihull

I insert a Gorkanaut's left nipplenut.

You get a nipplenut ring.

I insert That Guy, head first.

You get Those People.

I insert Frothers.

You get feathers.

I put in a tau pulse rifle

You get a Railgun.

I insert a Rune covered Battle axe.

You get a large square rune stone covered in tiny battle axes.

I insert Black Friday.

You get Freaky Friday

I insert Quake 3

You get Overhype.

I insert Mordheim, the PC game.

You get Mordheim on the Nintendo Wii U.

I insert all of my losing lotto tickets.

You get shattered hopes and dreams.

I insert whomever designed the horrible job I had to work on last night.

You get a laughing Gretchin.

I insert a Riptide.

You get a rip-off.

I insert a case of frosty cold Moosehead.

You get a Very Hairy Kiss-Moose.

I insert Eggnog

You get Angry Birds.

I insert the Dallas Cowboys.

You get depressed.

I insert a Clone Commando

You get a Commando Clone.

I insert the End Times.

You get the Times Square countdown clock.

I insert Dreadfleet

You receive a corpse filled with warp-lightning coils.

I insert Christmas Cheer.

You get a pint of [insert favorite beverage here].

I insert Santa.

You get a soggy pie

I insert a bane-blade tactically disguised as a bush

You get a cloaked Romulan Bird of Prey.

I insert Christmas Cookies.

You get New Year bottles

I insert a mini-drone with a bent propeller

You get an Ork Deffdread.


I insert a servoskull.

You get Servomation.

I insert Eggnog.

You receive Christmas Pudding.

I insert a snake. A slippery little snake.

You receive a tub of lubricant.

I put in a rusty tank engine

You receive an empty dakkajet shell and 3 orks who "believe it can fly"

I insert the new Blood angels Codex

You receive a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

I insert papa Nurgle

You recieve a black eye from the chap who cleans and services the machine.

I insert Bolt Action.

You receive an angry note from GW

I put in a Stormclaw set

I isert my hops of becoming a better artist.

You get Craft Beer

I insert an overloading Shokk Attack Gun

You get a pair of smoking boots

I insert a commisar's cap

You get BLAMMED for taking a commissar's cap.

I insert a chain-kini.

You get a chain-condom.

I insert Cranberry sauce.

You get an experience worse than five hours in a straightjacket.

I insert 1D4chan

You get a human skin bound copy of Dranon's Delight 7

I insert a copy of FF7 and a blank blueray disk

I insert my art port folio.

You get the Liber Mortis

I insert a snowman

 snurl wrote:
You get a chain-condom.

You get a fireman.

I insert a subpoena. The Vending Machine has been served.

You get a C&D order from GW Legal team.

I insert the TV remote.

You receive seasons 1-8 of the Simpsons

I insert a tau codex with strange, erotic writing all over it

You get a book of Nagash.

I insert a new box of Tomb Guard.

you get a necron battleforce

i insert a box of matches

You get wooden fence terrain.

I insert Ratlings.

You get Ogryns

I insert a quarter

You receive two 10p pieces and one 5p piece

I insert a biscuit

You get a cup of hot tea, and a cactus.

I insert a certain appendage.

You get a vasectomy.

I insert a roll of twenties.

you receive twinkies.
I mistake the machine for a vent, and insert a little sister (bioshock)

You receive some plasmid
I insert the ashes of Malcador

You get a vile of the polymorphine drug.

I insert my car keys.

You get to never find them again.

I insert the tv remote

You recieve a an I.O.U note.
I insert elizabeth, and booker jumps after her.

You recieve a better RPG (FF7)

I insert Alpharius Mod

You get an Elizabethan hooker, due to a typo.

I insert the slow moving idiots at the FAA.

you receive a muscley cat. I insert a giant drill.
WHAT i'M IN A BIOSHOCK MOOD OKAY?

You receive an angry squad of mislocated guard
I insert the dwarves army book

You receive a Squats army book.

I insert a 9 mil with the serial scraped off.

You receive a signed copy of '101 Harlequin Jokes', supposedly autographed by Cegorach

I insert Abbadon's missing arms

You receive Abbadon's missing victories.

I insert the galactic coordinates of Leman Russ primarch.

You get the entire Space Wolves chapter
I insert a massive shark

You get one million dollars (get the reference?)

I insert a grot with big ideas.

You get a grot locked into a crazy warp gun

I insert a pitbull

You get a Pug.

I insert crazy ex-wife.

You get new girlfriend that looks just like her.

I insert 3 chocolate doughnuts

you receive chief wiggans
I insert Elisabeth. one of them anyway, the pretty innocent one.

You get Mary, Queen of Scotts.

I insert Vodka. With cherry juice on ice.

You get to go to bed with a 10 and wake up with a 2.

I insert smelly gym socks.

You get a gym membership

I insert an empty can of Vanilla coke.

You receive an empty 2 liter bottle of cherry Coke.

I insert the Spawn of Cryptus.

You get a mutations sprue.

I insert about a dozen champagne corks.

You receive several black eyes.

I insert Scrapple.

You get Scrapheap Challenge - ork edition

I insert Heap

You receive a Tau girl pile

I insert a mute noise marine

You get Goff Rokkers.

I insert greenstuff.

You get some purple...stuff.

I insert all the broken new years resolutions.

You get a gym membership

I insert a .8 mm drill bit

You get that mad fresh tool set you always wanted.

I insert a pair of aces.

You get Fighting the Flying Circus by Eddie Rickenbacker.

I insert some Fire Giants.

You receive some frost trolls
I insert a

You receive

I insert Eric the Ostrich.

You receive a runaway rhea

I insert a 10 month-old taco

You receive a 12 month-old burrito.

I insert a 200 gallon drum of acid.

You get very happy hippies.

I insert very happy slaanesh cultists

You get something? pink and rubbery

I insert a badger in it's default state (homicidal)

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
You receive

I insert Eric the Ostrich.

Is that a hatfilms reference?

ignore

You receive honey

I insert the one ring

You receive the simmarillion

I insert a lit match

You receive used toilet paper.

I insert my finger...

You lose a tip.

I insert fresh lettuce.

You receive a fat child

I insert a real life Panzer IV G

You recieve a flaming bag of candy floss

I insert a rusty nail..

You receive a clean hammer.

I insert an outdated reference.

 Co'tor Shas wrote:


Is that a hatfilms reference?

That it is.

You get an updated FAQ.

I insert Nagash.

You receive three cannonballs to the face.

I insert an organ gun

You receive a blu ray copy of The Rocketeer.

I Insert myself.

You receive a Glorious Revolution (British history reference)

I insert a man of Iron (our most glorious leader, Stalin, projector of beautiful communist ideals (and starvation))

You get Tony Blair.

I insert all of my unpainted GW models.

You receive Chinese knock-offs of your unpainted models made with the cheapest material possible.

I insert my pet rabbit.

You receive pink goo!

I insert a whip with hooks on the end

You receive a fishing rod made of noodles.

I insert 6th edition WFB rulebook.

You receive a tree

I insert a slightly bad smelling pizza

You receive a crushed Pepsi can.

I insert games workshop's business model.

You get tears of wargamers.

I insert a flashlight, no sorry a Lasgun

You get a monkey &$@¥ing a football.

I insert Thomas the tank, a 56" flat screen LCD tv and a moldy soft pretzel.

You get a mini-clone of the Vending Machine, and five 9mm bullets.

I insert Kim jong Un

you get an interview, and a Discman

I insert marneus calgars helmet

You get a Dallas Cowboys helmet.

I insert an M4 Sherman.

You receive an airmech armadillo tank

I insert a old computer that can't run steam

You get The Interview.

I insert James Franco.

You get daemonically possessed Jonah Hill

I insert the commissar's hat

You get a pile of elephant dung.

I insert a crude joke.

You get a visit from a deamonette (you'd be surprised at what's under that loincloth)

I insert a burning heretic of the holy God Emprah's faith!!!!!!!!!

You receive a fire extinguisher.

I insert a screaming baby.

You receive Jimmy Saville

I insert a firing squad

You get a dance squad.

I insert the next person who posts.

You receive a god-like sense of empowerment.

I insert the Megatron rule.

You receive Hasbro

I insert a war poster

You get plastic Green Army Men.

I insert all the dice that have failed me!

You receive the complete collection of Sectaurs action figures.

You lucky dog!

I insert my karate kommando chuck Norris.

You get Stretch Armstrong.

I insert a hot dog.

You get a half eaten hot dog.

I insert the racist rants of all the twelve year-olds on Call of Duty. Uncensored.

You get the reactions of all the original Black Panthers... and their moms.

I insert my winning lotto ticket.

You receive a lie.

I insert some tactical genius.

You get a Rubik's Cube.

I insert the blood of a yeti.

You get a gym membership.

perrsyu wrote:
You get a gym membership.

You're meant to insert something.

So randomly, you receive a cat in a fish bowl

I insert a dakkajet

Hahahahaha! Exalted!

You receive "MOAR DAKKA!!!!"

I insert an automaton.

You get a tyranid ripper

I insert Sebastian Thor's head which I stole from Trazyn

You receive a bloody severed hand intent on retrieving your head for replacement.

I insert a keg of beer

You receive a TMNT

I insert a renaissance artist

You receive the Protestant reformation.

I would like to have inserted Chris Christie but he didn't fit.
Thus I insert the state of Virginia.

You receive half a twinkie

I insert Westboro Baptist Church

You receive a bible.

I insert a Swarmlord's bone saber.

You receive Pat LaFontaine and Donald Audette.

I insert Carol Ann Freeling

You receive a free sex tape

I insert our spiritual liege, Rucka Rucka Ali

You receive questionable looks from Cannibal Charlie.

I insert a quarter.

You receive one life on space invaders

I insert Dakka Dakka

You receive a coupon good for 15% off at games workshop. Dated 1997.

I insert every historically accurate history channel documentary on Adolfo Hitlero.

You receive a redneck from the present, and an alien from the future

I insert a baby

You get tickets to the next Maury Povich show to find if it's yours.


I insert a Krak grenade.

Exalted! Hahaha!

You receive silly putty and a super ball.

I insert a spatula.

You receive a crabby patty.

I insert a starfish

You receive a ::ahem:: blowfish

I insert a dvd copy of Kelly's Heroes

You get some negative waves.

I insert a Tiger Tank.

You get a tiger shark.

I insert reverse psychology.

You get forward thinking.

I insert a week's worth of empty beer cans.

You receive a Greek letter

I insert a Haitian orphan stolen by the Americans

You receive Liam Neeson and he's not happy.

I insert Thomas the Tank

You receive a forgotten engine

I insert Gordon Brown

You receive a recession that lowers your Labour Party popularity.

I insert a bottle of peach schnapps.

you recieve Gordan Ramsey.
I insert the australian government, and wiat for what ever comes out with a cricket bat.

You receive a can of fosters beer.

I insert a box of Kraft Mac and cheese.

You get a can of SPAM to go with it. (try it)

I insert WHFB 9th edition rumors.

You receive a "out of order" sign.
I insert this kitten. after breaking it's neck.

You receive a slap on the face.

I insert the lord of the rings rulebook.

You receive a one trick pony

I insert a large anus

you receive my father. his first name is darth.
I insert the deviant art forums and wiat for whatever comes out with a flamethrower.

You receive a pat on the back from someone (me)

I insert a roll of tissue paper

you are hit on the head with the back end of a flame thrower. I insert an unconsious you.

You receive CREEEEEED in return. Fully armed and filthy.

I insert your mom's granny panties.

You get a fish-slap.

I insert The Walking Dead.

you get a note that says "they're mother fething zombies, not walkers!"
I insert the quote from my sig.

You receive a MLK quote, with a note attached saying, "more inspirational"

I insert a a brony after activating the vending machine's meat grinder function

You receive a Pony with a chainsword.

I insert a pair of Deal with It glasses.

Deal with it glasses begin pouring from the machine.
I insert a bungi cord, with myself attached!

You receive a troll face, just before slamming into the ground

I insert a geography textbook

You receive a sexual education.

I insert a maggot.

You receive a pigs head (high fives for the Lord of the flies reference?)

I insert reddit

You receive enough votes to be kicked off the island.

I insert great expectations

You receive a huge disappointment

I insert a dystopian future

You receive Soylent Green Cola (its taste differs from person to person).

I insert a dollar bill.

You receive nothing.

I insert Aunt Obama

You receive uncle michelle and her (his?) lose weight now book

I insert a corrupted wish from another thread.

You receive a buttraiping from slanessh

I insert a big old nob

You receive an awkward smile from the man in front of you.

I insert a space heater. (Is that slang for a space marine's weapon?)

No, and you receive hypothermia

I insert a large poster of a highlighter

You receive a free trip to go laser bowling

I insert a freshly picked scab

you receive The Great Unclean one
I insert my terminators.

You receive the cardboard package to put those silly Arnold movies in.

I insert my 100th post!

You receive my 644th post! (Congrats though!)

I insert dat ass.

You receive a tap on dat ass

I insert a proper waffle iron.

You receive a toasted cheese sandwich

I insert a baby photo

You receive a search warrant for child porn.

I insert an American, a Russian and a Jewish soldier.

You get a joke.

I insert a dream.

You get a national movement

I insert goodwill to everyone.

You get A Roadside Picnic

I insert Golem XIV

You get a Dryad.

I insert Robin Cruddance's thumb.

you rescieve an arrow to the knee.

I insert my home-made flame thrower.

You receive 3rd degree burns to the face

I insert a large bucket of faecal matter

You receive a Matt Ward codex.

I insert a dark chocolate nonpareil.

You receive a milk chocolate bar

I insert a disappointing book (The Blood of Olympus for me)

You receive the Blood Angel codex.

I insert the Codex Astartes.

You receive a bitch slap from an angry marine

I insert a free product from GW (as if)

You receive an FAQ (and about dang time).

I insert a Colossal Squig.

You receive a ton of Kevin

I insert leftover turkey

You get Matt Ward.

I insert the last of the Christmas Cookies.

You receive it.

I insert something naughty.

You receive a bruised anus

I insert a ipad

You receive a broken PC.

I insert lazy Sunday mornings.

You get a call to come into work.

I insert a badly painted space marine.

You receive a 6 year old

I insert Drop Assault

You receive STEEL REHN

I insert Boreale's shiny forehead.

You receive SSSPPPPEEEEESSSS

I insert a munitorum

yyou receive a brick with a serial code.
I insert my morning coffee (NOW WHY???)
(BTW, blood of olympus manages to be both satisfying and annoying with the ending)

You receive a really long work day in return.

I insert my boredom.

 JamesGang wrote:
You receive a really long work day in return.

I insert my boredom.

You receive an additional shift of watch duty

I insert a bottle of orphan tears

You receive a soiled diaper.

I insert my love of not playing GW games anymore!

you receive a dead horse.
I insert my army application form.

Edit:dammit! In that case you recive 3 metric tons of c4 and a taser

I insert a post-apocalyptic subway

you receive clickers.
I insert my medical certificate.

You get a pack of Nazi Zombies after you

I insert a copy of the movie Postal

You get a copy of the movie "The Postman"

I insert a dead horse.

you receive a furry.
I insert onision.

 the shrouded lord wrote:
(BTW, blood of olympus manages to be both satisfying and annoying with the ending)

(This is a discussion better had elsewhere, but its really just annoying, not satisfying.)

You receive a onion

I insert a basket of chicken

You recieve a Khornish Game Hen

I insert my lack of an ethical compass

You receive directions to nowhere.

I insert blind faith in humanity.

You receive starship troopers and a huge HUMANITY FETH YEAH!!!!

I insert a peta member

You receive Far Cry 4 Elephant Hunting with C4 Edition

I insert a bag of square bases

You recieve a turducken wrapped in bacon marinated in lamb tears and cow blood

I insert an ARL44

You receive it right where it hurts

I insert a tactical marine

You get a Bloodletter, but with black skin and an afro. 40K is cool.

I insert a Helicopter

You receive a tactical nuke to the rear

I insert a maths paper

You receive a horse.

I insert my jeans

I just can't deal with this thread...

You receive a Genestealer.

I insert a toothpick.

You receive a flossing pick

I insert mouthwash

You receive Epsom salt.

I insert a laxative.

You recieve diarrhea, what were you expecting with that much laxatives?

I insert the corpse of Leonidas

You receive magic mike with a sword.
I insert my status as a god and crumble to dust.

You get a whisk broom.

I insert the meta.

You receive three riptides in a 1000 point game

I insert a crisis suit

you receiv an emergency rescue mech.
I insert the grim reaper.

You receive manreaper

I insert a destroyer hive

you receive ebola.
I insert death's robes.

You receive a smoking jacket

I insert a 55" LCD HD TV.

You receive a 3D horror experience so creepy you'll gak yourself

I insert a slugger

You receive a Louisville to both headlights and your name carved into your leather seats by a hot blonde.

I insert the next big pop song.

You receive a white trash version of Shania Kareoke..

I insert a 5 headed Lernean Hydra

You get three Stooges.

I insert round bases.

you receive square shurikans.
I insert the nervous breakdown I had earlier today

You receive a pat on the back and a kick in the balls

I insert a piece of paper

You get a FAQ.

I insert a tube of Testor's.

You receive a tube of snot

I insert a watch

You receive time on your hands

I insert a crowbar

You receive a broken nose

I insert a lasgun

you get a flash light.
I insert L from Deathnote, feet first.

You get Chao from Exterminatus Now

I insert a pack of cigarettes

You receive a second smoke screen to cover your deployment.

I insert dreadball

You receive a discontiuation

I insert a new game in which GW have whored their licence out yet again

You receive the hit GW game called Catch the STD!

I insert an empty bottle filled with bread.

You get bread filled with broken glass.

I insert a bottle opener.

You receive a cork screw

I insert a cork

You receive a limerick.

I insert a good drinking habit.

You receive a fallacy

I insert a truth

You receive blown mind.

I insert a suit of power armour.

You receive none of da ladies, 'cause real men wear flak armour ( if you get that reference)

I insert a 40k comic strip

you rceive nothing funny.
I insert a bloodied razor and a note saying "don't cut"

You get BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

I insert Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay.

You receive D&D

I insert a dragon with lizard frills

you receive an australian frill neck lizard.
I insert a penguin. fething penguin was always annoying.

You receive a smelly tuxedo.

I insert Ebob's Rebellion range of miniatures.

You receive a tub of clay

I insert a squig

You receive a Santa claws outfit with only legholes

I insert the grinch

You get the Truman Show

I insert my digitalized purity seals

You get nothing.

I insert a round trip ticket to Toronto

You receive a bus and plenty of diesel.

I insert an ice cream.

You get 2 girls 1 c...
Uh... sorry...

I insert a stable economy.

You receive a ruthless police state.

I insert Nero

You get Reno. (Nevada)

I insert Aluminum soda can tabs. Thousands of them.

You get a keyboard.

I insert my trusty MUHHRIINEEES

You receive a piece of paper asking you to play a new game.

I insert Charles Barkley.

You receive Charles Bakeley

I insert a angry dog

You receive grumpy cat.

I insert a deflated football.

You receive the Heisman Trophy.

I insert the Buffalo Bills.

You receive Bob the Builder (alliteration, yay!)

I insert a Clod of Clay

You receive a molehill.

I insert a mouse on steroids.

You receive Penfold.

I insert a cookbook.

You are given orders to participate in the next season of Hell's Kitchen

I insert the all the comics that are encompassed within the Spiderman clone arc

You receive colored toilet paper.

I insert the insert key.

 JamesGang wrote:
You receive colored toilet paper.

Love the answer, exalted!

You receive the enter key

I insert the tab button

You receive a hello kitty plush toy.

I insert marneus calgar (lol)

You receive a fisting ;D

I insert a fist ;D

You receive a power fist.

I insert a guppy.

You get sushi.
I insert a grot

You receive elephant dung.

I insert the menstrual cycle