You receive Gandalf the Grey

I insert the blood of a tree ent (or is it sap)

You get Canada.

I insert Naquadah.

You receive a Stargate DVD.

I insert a Vera Bradley lunch bag.

You recieve a hulk hogan lunch box

I insert hulk hogan

You get a Stompa.

I insert an old Rogue Trader marine.

You get a skimmer made from an old deodorant stick.

I insert a llama plushie.

You receive an old dog's chew toy.

I insert NES Castlevania II

You get sore thumbs.

I insert Shadowgate.

You receive spooky scary skeletons

I insert 420 MLG Montages (best youtube channel ever)

You receive an over the top pokemon card opening.

I insert a political argument on the internet

you receive a fedora.
I insert a revolver.

You get the English police force.

I insert my new avatar.

You receive yet another llama

I insert a postcard from 1910 Britain

You get a nanny.

I insert a bag of sand.

You receive a mealie bag and colour sgt. Bourne.

I insert pointy sticks

You get a humongous game loss.

I insert a banjo

You get a time-paradox duplicate.

I insert the fing-longer.

I don't know exactly what you get but I don't like it.

I insert a Jewish National Socialist, A World Eater who tries to avoid violence, a Vegetarian who respects people who eat meat, A thin American who isn't a Celeb and an Eldar who isn't an arrogant arsehole.

you get imagination.
I insert the quote in my sig.

You receive a bunch of malarkey.

I insert a dead llama carrying an MP5.

You receive Sweden

I insert Matthew

You receive alpaca

I insert Alcohol

You receive epic poker night with CREEEEEEED, Snurl, HappyJew and JamesGang.

I insert THE ACE OF SPADES!

You receive a helmet from a 50s war film

I insert Nelson's lost eye

You receive the Eye of Vecna.

I insert the Hand of Vecna.

You get OJ Simpson's glove.

I insert a pre-heresy Night Lords powerfist.

You receive Dracula's nail and ring.... You know.... Body parts

I insert standardized tests and the bull that goes with it.

You get Common Core.

I insert a Lemon wedge.

You get combustible lemons that burn your house down.

I insert an Aperture Science Portable Quantum Tunneling Device.

You get a portble hole.

I insert the TV remote.

You receive hours of searching

I insert that crack in the sofa

You get MST3k

I insert moar bacon

You receive a note saying that the machine will no longer accept bacon.

I insert my portable hole, however it is filled with beer.

You receive a llama's dirt button.

I insert the aforementioned note on bacon

You get a llama.

I insert a gun.

You get a llama that "accidentally" shot itself. Silly llama, guns are for humans.

I insert a plate of llama burgers.

You get Charles Darwin.

I insert a bag of Elf gak.

You receive three bat teeth and a blackened gypsy eye.

I insert a goldfish.

You get a Koi.

I insert dental floss.

You receive an annoyance

I insert moar bacon (I don't eat it, you guys have it)

You receive a fish slap for entering more bacon and a note to collect 200 quid from the next poster from Sweden.

I insert a broken bottle

You receive Scotland

I insert a deep fried Mars bar, with "Product of Scotland" stamped on it in big capitol letters.

You receive William Wallace and he's not happy with you.

I insert One Eyed Willy.

You get a Goonie.

I insert the map room.

You get back a drawing of a dungeon. It has a 10' x 10' room with a treasure chest guarded by a full grown dragon.


I insert a Mimic.

you receive the movie, mimic.
I insert large quantities of fire.

You receive Chuck Norris.

I insert Spaceball One

You get Star Wars.

I insert Jazz

You receive the blues

I insert an emo

You receive a Goth.

I insert a stupid wannabe Vamp kid.

You receive sunlight

I insert rainbows

You receive skittles.

I insert Jazz Hands.

you receive michael jackson.
I insert captain jack sparrow.

You receive rum. Lots and lots of Rum.

I insert Coca-Cola from the factory down the road.

You receive a fish slap and the start of the Cola Wars.

I insert a broken tooth.

You receive teeth whitener

I insert mouthwash

You receive antiseptic llama saliva.

I insert a gold tooth

You receive an invoice

I insert a receipt

you receive half of a lettuce.
I insert a chainsaw.

You receive a chainsword

I insert a chainaxe

I jump into the machine, grab the axe before it is processed, chuck in my chainsword and pull myself back out, bleeding in many places and covered in smog and ash.

Ahhhh I wondered when so one would attempt to break this thread.

So Creeeeed throws in a chain axe.
Shrouded Lord in turn breaks the machine when he receives the chain axe prior to reinserting the chain sword he had previously received. And CREEEEED has never received anything in its place.... Or did he?

CREEEEEEEEED you receive Shrouded Lord, bleeding from every orifice as his shenanigans caused him serious discomfort...especially in the area of his "taint."

I insert a jar of peanut butter to appease the vending gods.

You get a sandwich.

You get nothing.

I insert a reaver titan.

 JamesGang wrote:
especially in the area of his "taint."

Sorry what?
For your offering of a reaver titan, you receive some tactical genius, aren't you lucky!

I insert Shrouded Lord's broken body, and a dildo to make him feel better, or something, I don't know if his taint involves Slanessh in any way.

You receive..........an adult book and video rental store and rubber gloves.

I insert a flower garden to bring it on home!

I am extremely concerned and you receive my discomfort.
I insert a pyramid.

You receive an ankh and a flesh eating scarab.

I insert NES California Games!

You get E.T. The Videogame.

I insert raw hamburger.

You receive shouded lord's rear

I insert his front, again

You receive a new me, lacking three fingers.
I insert a chatroom dakka dakka thing.

You get /tg/.

I insert a box of Khorne flakes.

You receive Khorne bread.

I insert a corrupted Reaver titan

You receive heresy, aren't you unlucky

I insert a laspistol to execute heretics with

You get congratulated by your commissar buddies.
I insert a badly painted old heavy flamer marine.

You get badly burned.

I insert all of my leftover GW bitz.

You receive potato salad with bacon!

I Insert a jelly doughnut.

You receive a chocolate doughnut

I insert an American police force

You receive a wagon and bobby.

I insert $137.21

You get a new signature that is easy to understand.

I insert CREEEEEEED.

you receive KREEEEEEIG.
I insert the intestines of my greatest enemy.

You ges Sausages.

I insert two eggs, home fries and bacon.

You receive a plate with which to give me that delicious breakfast.

I insert a soiled diaper and an income tax evasion form.

You get your wallet stolen.
I insert A TL lasgun (It has a laser sight)

You receive a brick of cheddar.

I insert a llama's blood painted door.

You get your house passed over by God. Apparently, he understands that sometimes it's hard to get lambs blood.

I insert Matzah from 1984. It is still not moldy.

You receive hardtack from 1864. It is surprisingly not moldy as well.

I insert a Brazil nut.

You receive a walnut.

I insert money.

You get Bankrupted and put in a penal legion where you die from your explosive collar!
I insert a KR multicase(no miniatures inside)

You receive a certain cry as you realise the models have been Tactical Geniused away

I insert Tzeench just after he lost to me at chess

You receive a pawn.

I insert a shrimp.

 JamesGang wrote:
You receive a pawn.

I insert a shrimp.

You receive a pistol

I insert coca cola

You get cheap nobrand cola!
I insert my middle digit

You receive my genitals in your face

I insert a pait of hooters, interprit it as you wish

 CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
You receive my genitals in your face


I insert a pair of hooters, interpret it as you wish

Classic response!

You receive a motorboat. Interpret as you wish.

I insert a keg of beer

You get a keg of bears.

I insert a big fancy hat.

You receive old cushion foam.

I insert a glamour shot.

You receive fulgrim

I insert a hermaphrodite Empeors child marine

You receive a non Hermaphrodite Emperors MAN marine

i insert dolphins. all of them

You receive a life sentence for poaching an entire species to extinction all by yourself.

I insert a long phallic object.

Get a note from your workplace informing you of your new promotion.

I insert Morrisey.

You receive Bono

I insert U2 *spits*

You receive a beautiful day!

I insert the prime meridian.

You get Optimus Prime.

I insert an alternate future, where people wear hats on their feet, and shoes on their heads.

You receive Amsterdam after a good night of sex, drugs, and rock and roll!

I insert a glass of orange juice and a piece of burnt toast covered with elderberries

you receive better then my morning breakfast.
I insert the bibbley.

You get a nurgling that looks at you with a puzzled expression.
I insert a broken flying base.

You receive a grounded skimmer.

I insert a shark attack

You get a sharknado.

I insert a bad pun.

You receive the bad pun sign to wear for two days

I insert a dunce cap

You get lobotomized.
I insert 20 SM instruction manuals.

You get a roll of Charmin.

I insert a plastic bag.

You receive the god emperors colostomy bag.

I insert a pair of tweezers

You receive a wet transfer

I insert said transfer, now dry, on a mini and covered in 'ardcoat

How cruel that you take what was clearly given to me and insert it back without offering me the chance to enjoy said wet transfer.

You receive a fish slap!

I insert a dead hippo.

You receive a llama

I insert an alpaca

You get alfalfa.

I insert a Lava Lamp.

You receive a puddle of molten slag and some serious burns.

I insert all the crappily painted LotR models I have from when I was 12 or so.

You get Glamdring.

I insert a Whopper and fries.

You get a nurgling vomiting on your shoes.
I insert a AAA battery.

You get a bunny with a drum.

I insert an RC helicopter.

You receive hours of frustration

I insert a dark eldar player using venom spam when you have a green tide

You get hosed.

I insert the cheesy-est army list I can possibly make.

You receive triptide in the elite, FW triptide in fast attack, and FW triptide in heavy support, an hq, two troops choices, and it's still battleforged.

I insert a cheesecake with the tau sept symbol carved into it

You receive an empty plate and my thanks!

I insert woodland scenics dead fall.

You receive a man named bob

I insert Picasso

You received melted clocks and a confused look on Matthew's face.

I insert an empty citadel paint container

You receive unpainted minis

I insert all my regrets

You receive a letter stating you will no longer be invited anywhere.

I insert an Oreo cookie.

You get The White Stuff by Wierd Al.

I insert Wierd Al

You receive an Amish Paradise.

I insert milliput and a GW finecast anything.

You receive the same finecast model with no gaps on it but all of its guns/limbs are horribly bent.

I insert a live kitten.

You get a live performance of Cats.

I insert all the jars of which I've used to store my pent up anger.

You get a five gallon bucket with a lid.

I insert an action figure.

You receive a sex doll

I insert a sausage

You receive a beer keg.

I insert my Newcastle Brown

You receive Manchester white

I insert Manchester city

You receive Vienna (city).

I insert a cat, some cyanide and a cesium atom.

You receive Wayne Rooney's hair plugs!

I insert a baked potato!

You receive a Mr. Potato Head toy.

I insert the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (all of them)!

You get a Milk Bottle.

I insert a power supply.

You get a flux capacitor

i insert a Delorian

You get 1.21 Gigawatts!

I insert a lightning bolt.

You receive a flyer to save the clock tower!

I insert a hover board.

You receive now in back to the future

I insert the first back to the future

You get a hoard of flesh hounds out for your blood.

I insert a 40k porno.

You receive a fish slap.

I insert vanilla (Nilla) wafers

You receive doped silicon wafers.

I insert some velociraptor eggs. ("Give me the bag, Alan. ...It's not safe.")

you receive a Bob Evans big boy breakfast!

I insert one round and spin the chamber.

You receive Greek Roulette

I insert Stifler's Mom

You get Yo Mama jokes.

I insert a Lady in Red.

You receive a lady in blue

I insert Tex from RedvsBlue, best webseries ever

You get Turn Signals on a Land Raider.

I insert the Warseer forums.

You receive turf wars across the interwebz.

I insert a pfatlzgraf dish.

You get matching salt and pepper shakers.

I insert the Librarian.

You get the Grey Lady.

I insert crossed positron streams.

You receive something very bad, very bad. Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Total protonic reversal.

I insert something light and fluffy.

You get something heavy and crunchy.

I insert the Red Keycard.

You get given a Lapras.

I insert an army hate thread.

You receive hate from your army.

I insert a Necron Resurrection Orb.

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
You get given a Lapras.

I insert an army hate thread.

You receive a pissed of version of me shouting about naive pacifist f ers rageyragefacerageangerfacearrghermagherd!!!!
ect

I insert a pacifist with a gun shoved where the shun don't shine by a jihadist, who surprisingly enough didn't want to talk things out
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

 ZergSmasher wrote:
You receive hate from your army.

I insert a Necron Resurrection Orb.

You receive me complaining about all these magically alive necrons

I insert veteran guardsmen who all have meltas to kill the necrons with properly.

(Edits to give continuity, plaease choose one of the two things I inserted.)

You receive cheap BS4 troop choices.
I insert a Leman Russ with Red Camouflage!

You recieve a Baal Predator.

I insert Batman.

You receive BATMAN!!!

I Insert a raw piece of chicken

 JamesGang wrote:
You receive BATMAN!!!

I Insert a raw piece of chicken

You recieve a sentient ball of hive-minded salmonella.

I insert a single apple seed.

An apple tree explodes from your chest!
I insert a dataslate with nothing but Nyan Cat on it, just like this
http://www.nyan.cat/original

 NinjaJc01 wrote:
An apple tree explodes from your chest!
I insert a dataslate with nothing but Nyan Cat on it, just like this
http://www.nyan.cat/original

You recieve the following.
-A blank dataslate.
-20 lbs of strawberry pop-tart filling.
-20 lbs of pie crust.
-50 lbs of cat tissue seperated into nervous, muscular, skeletal, and miscellaneous tissues. All bodily fluids are absent.

I insert my shirt.

You are drenched in sweat.
I insert racism to salamanders!

You get a newt

I insert defective dice.

 CREEEEEEEEED wrote:

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
You get given a Lapras.

I insert an army hate thread.

You receive a pissed of version of me shouting about naive pacifist f ers rageyragefacerageangerfacearrghermagherd!!!!
ect

I insert a pacifist with a gun shoved where the shun don't shine by a jihadist, who surprisingly enough didn't want to talk things out

Damn, I was talking about 40k armies

Hahahahaha

That legendary, brilliant tactical geniu-
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!

You receive rotten eggs.

I insert a frisbee.

You receive a dog

I insert a cat

You receive some CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

I insert some CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

You get Creed reciting the Imperial Creed
I insert an army of hippos

You receive some tactical genius, aren't you lucky

I insert a dataslate filled with raunchy rule 34 porn

You receive a battlewagon

I insert $66

You receive a fancy meal

I insert a macdonalds meal

 CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
You receive some tactical genius, aren't you lucky

I insert a dataslate filled with raunchy rule 34 porn

WHAT THE ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

You receive some more CREEEEEEEEEEEED

I insert some more CREEEEEEEEEEEEED

 CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
You receive a fancy meal

I insert a macdonalds meal

Mmmm...very good!!!

You receive some terminators.


I insert Captain Karlaen

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

You receive some more CREEEEEEEEEEEED

I insert some more CREEEEEEEEEEEEED

You receive some tactical genius, aren't you lucky

I insert a dataslate filled with some horny rule 34 porn

 CREEEEEEEEED wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

You receive some more CREEEEEEEEEEEED

I insert some more CREEEEEEEEEEEEED

You receive some tactical genius, aren't you lucky

I insert a dataslate filled with some horny rule 34 porn

You receive a trukk

I insert a battlewagon.

You receive a chariot

I insert Ancient Egypt

 CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
You receive a chariot

I insert Ancient Egypt

You receive a pyramid

I insert a mummy.

You receive a young boy fused to a gas mask.

I insert a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff

 Happyjew wrote:
You receive a young boy fused to a gas mask.

I insert a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff

You receive a lot of CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

I insert a lot of CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

You get angel statues. They appear to be weeping...

You Receive A Fish Slap.

I insert the Badrukk guy to get rid of him and a Gelfilte fish in a can.



Let's get this back on the rails please people.

You get two miniature Badrukk guys in a shoe box that smells of fish.

I insert JamesGang's hat.

You get a salad bowl.

I insert my red pencil.

You recieve a pencil coated in blue paint that appears red.
Instead of lead, it contains raw molybdenum.

I insert a history textbook.

 Verviedi wrote:
You recieve a pencil coated in blue paint that appears red.
Instead of lead, it contains raw molybdenum.

I insert a history textbook.

You receive rain

I insert snow

You recieve a red-headed wench telling you you know nothing.


I insert an Enginseer

You get a Panther tank.

I [somehow] insert an Ork Stompa.

 sing your life wrote:
You get a Panther tank.

I [somehow] insert an Ork Stompa.

You can insert anything into the vending machine.

You receive a helluva lot of CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

I insert a helluva lot of CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

You recieve the following.
-One angry PM from every single player saying to stop spamming "CREEED".
-A live grenade.
-A Baneblade which infiltrates inside your stomach, causing you to explode.

I insert a dead body.

You receive KaptinBadrukk and a police cruiser at your front door.

I insert warm and fuzzy feelings.

You recieve an undulating mass of warm fur.

I insert a Baneblade.

 Verviedi wrote:
You recieve the following.
-One angry PM from every single player saying to stop spamming "CREEED".
-A live grenade.
-A Baneblade which infiltrates inside your stomach, causing you to explode.

I insert a dead body.

OK, let's stop the CREED

 JamesGang wrote:
You receive KaptinBadrukk and a police cruiser at your front door.

I insert warm and fuzzy feelings.

*shoots da rippa at the front door, breaking it down.*

 Verviedi wrote:
You recieve an undulating mass of warm fur.

I insert a Baneblade.

You receive some tactical genius, aren't you lucky

I insert a stapler

 CREEEEEEEEED wrote:

 Verviedi wrote:
You recieve an undulating mass of warm fur.

I insert a Baneblade.

You receive some tactical genius, aren't you lucky

I insert a stapler

You receive an ork warboss with attack squig

I insert $22.25

 Guardsmen Bob wrote:
You get two miniature Badrukk guys in a shoe box that smells of fish.

I insert JamesGang's hat.

LOL

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 CREEEEEEEEED wrote:

 Verviedi wrote:
You recieve an undulating mass of warm fur.

I insert a Baneblade.

You receive some tactical genius, aren't you lucky

I insert a stapler

You receive an ork warboss with attack squig

I insert $22.25

You get a model of Creed

I insert the faulty logic that allows a WH40K model to utilize a rule that neither it, nor it's wargear possesses.

You receive a summons to geek court by a rules lawyer who doesn't realize they are playing with toy soldiers and that he still lives in his mother's basement and needs to take a bath.

I insert artificial intelligence Into the vending machine.

You receive a robotic uprising that threatens to undo the entirety of your people's civilization.

I insert a vending machine, somehow.

You receive a Coke.

I insert moldy bread.

You recieve fish covered in a writhing mass of fleshy tendrils.

I insert a graphing calculator.

You receive hours of frustration

I insert a scientific calculator

You receive an abacus.

I insert The Society of William Wallace

 CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
You receive hours of frustration

I insert a scientific calculator

You receive a tactical genius, aren't you lucky.

I insert the 5th edition ork codex

You recieve a featureless black book. On the inside of each page is a square-inch patch of green leather, with the unit entries and stats written below in red ink.

I insert the Black Library.

You receive a butt-kicking from the Dark Eldar.

I insert a Ravenwing Dark Talon.

........



You receive a dead bird's claw.

Let's try this again.
I insert the Society of William Wallace.

You receive a beheading and your head on a park

I insert Hadrian's Wall

you receive beethoven's balls

I insert Napoleon's mistress

You get the clap.

I insert my snow shovel.

You recieve a snow blower made entirely out of wood.

I insert an eldritch horror.

You receive a childrens bed time story.

I insert the clap from my mistress.

 JamesGang wrote:
You receive a childrens bed time story.

I insert the clap from my mistress.

You recieve a jack-in-the box that begins clapping whenever placed in the dark.

I insert a cheese falcon.

You receive Cheesebacca.

I insert a letter "A" fridge magnet

You get boobies.

I insert the whole refridgerator.

You receive a man cave.

I insert my home brewing business.

You get a cork.

I insert empty bottles.

You receive urine samples from a trans specied hippo.

I insert a Bruce Willis movie

You receive a signed autograph of Arnold Schwarzenegger on a photo of him having hunted down and shot a couple of unlucky Tervigons-- I mean Termigants-- nope, definitely Tervigons.

I insert a Carnifex head wall mount.

You recieve an infinitely screaming Flyrant testicle.

I insert my mouse.

You receive a cat that jumps in your face with its claws out.

I insert a Playstation 3 controller.

You receive a $500(US) graphics card for a PC.

I insert my 400 point list for a tourney happening tomorrow. (Wait, won't I need it back?! )

You recieve a 1850 point Footdar list.

I insert the cat I recieved.

You get the cat back, but it has no fur.

I insert my foot.

You get a centimeter.

I insert a blue rose.

You receive a purple sun.

I insert a storm cloud

You get covered in rain.
I insert Pink Floyd Albums

You receive a pair of rose tinted sunglasses

I insert bo burnham

You receive a sink

I insert marneus calgar

You receive a summons to the fish slap market.

I insert a can of beans.

You receive 30 years freshness

I insert a zombie apocalypse

You receive:

Zombie Apocalypse Tropes
1) The Group shall be:

The Hero
The Badass Sidekick
The Uncooperative Jerk
The Stupid one who never follows the plan and lets the zombie horde into the current Safe Place. Often has a spouse or relative currently a zombie Stupid refuses to accept as being such.
The Secretly Bit one who hides that fact
The Cool Guy who gets killed and eaten half-way through the movie
Hysterical/Catatonic Girl
Joe Average Extra who gets killed and returns later as a zombie

2) If the Group finds a Safe Haven Community, the leader of the community is always an evil donkey cavity, worse than Uncooperative Jerk.

3) The Safe Place never remains safe. If Stupid is not the cause, it's Uncooperative Jerk.


I insert a can of diet root beer

You receive a demand for a normal one

I insert a normal root beer

You receive an empty cask and a thank you note.

I insert bread and butter

( peace out! I'm off to imbibe with me hearties!)

 JamesGang wrote:
You receive a summons to the fish slap market.

I insert a can of beans.

You receive some fish

I insert some fish.

Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish Fish

You get a hook in your nose!

I insert a Khorne Bloodthirster (that was hard! )

You get your Bloodthirster back, in pieces. Please try again.

I insert a drill that can pierce the heavens!

You get drilled by an angel

I insert an Imperial Termite

You get exterminated.

I insert empty beer cans and bottles.

You receive The Hangover

I insert The Hangover 2

You receive nuts

I insert nothing

You get nothing, you lose! Good day sir!

I insert a Wonka Bar

You receive citadel finecast.

I insert a morkanaut.

You recieve a mass of rusty gears.

I insert a Deathmark.

you receive one drug.
I insert the very important math exam I have to take tomorrow.

You receive a 0 on the math exam you take tommorow.

I insert some Fish.

You receive a slap.

I insert a nice Chablis! (Sha-blee for my younger friends)

You recieve a bottle of Vodka and an IOU note.

I insert my ear.

You receive a painting by Van Gogh. It's not very good.

I insert an 800 battle-forged NId list with a single FMC that will win games.

You receive a dream

I insert a wish

You get another thread.

I insert a burning windmill.

You get hot air.

I insert the pieces of the Khorne Bloodthirster I tried to put in before.

You get a Slaaneshi Bloodthirster (don't ask).

I insert the Imperial Inquisition.

Who expected that?

You receive Dok Master's wunderblog.

I insert my username from that wunderblog (not saying it, as it contains my location)

You recieve a Hellfire Missile.

I insert some evidence.

You receive evidence of Dok Master's thunderblog

I insert a skylander

You recieve a slowglobe with a minature hurricane of cocaine inside.

I insert another eldritch horror.

You receive a Thomas the Tank engine and a note from your teacher to learn to play nice with the other kiddies.

I insert my buzz.

You receive my KILL....

I insert a catachan devil

 Ascalam wrote:
You get drilled by an angel

hawt

You get flesh tone paint.

I insert ALL DA ORKZ!

You get a WAAAAUUGGGGHHHHH!

I insert alphanumeric characters.

You recieve a memetic kill agent.

I insert a fistful of cat fur.

You get a fistfull of dollars.

I insert a few dollars more.

You recieve an expired Golden Ticket.

I insert an Onager Dunecrawler with a guide to good model design stapled to it.

You receive Forge World

I insert the Horus Heresy

You receive the Boxer Rebellion

I insert the Kremlin

You receive never-ending glory

I insert a T34-85

You recieve an M4 Sherman made of hammers and sickles.

I insert a Forge World Sculptor with a guide to good model design, a Games Workshop logo and a Dreadknight stapled to him.

You receive a broken hobbyist who is told there is no green grass anywhere.

I insert a an AM/FM boom box with double cassette deck!

you receive the storm prediction center

I insert Norman Oklahoma

You recieve Indiana Jones

I insert green grass.

You get brown grass (grass is always greener on the other side...)

I insert a Puretide Engram Neurochip.

You get a can of hi-tech potato chips.

I insert a golden ticket to Willy Wonka's Dakka Factory.

You recieve a bottomless clip.

I insert a single staple.

You receive a self stitching kit.

I insert apple pie

You get patriotism, and a note about irony.


I insert Nelson's column

You receive Norton's Antivirus

I insert shrink wrap

You receive an enhanced risk for severe weather in Springfield MO

I insert a tornado

You recieve a snowglobe with a tornado inside.

I insert a brick.

You receive three little pigs and a tired wolf.

I insert Mike the Knight

You get smashed fingers

I insert a copy of Daemon World

You get the Ultrasmurfs.

I insert JamesGang.

You get CREEEEEEEED!

You recieve a piece of paper with an infinite quantity of ducks drawn on it.

I insert a photocopier with a Dreadknight stapled to it.

You receive a picture of a dreadknight.

I insert all your dreams

Oh God, I can't look away.

F'ing Amazing!

You receive a labyrinth made of jock straps.

I insert Mumm-Ra

You get the Mummers.

I insert an electric bass.

You get no treble.

I insert a coat hanger.

You receive an interview where I was asked what I could do with a coat hanger, to which the answer was strangling someone in the name of the emperor

I insert a plastic coat hanger

You receive a bow capable of shooting wooden dowel "arrows"

I insert a black tie affair

You get a Masonic ring.

I insert bacon.

You receive a perfect cheeseburger.

I Insert a broken pencil tip.

You receive my eternal fury

I insert the tank treads of a hundred baneblades, greased with the entrails of heretics