Woo-hoo! Just bought a Chaos Toilet on EBay!

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**Fifty**

I now own pretty much every model I wanted as a kid, but couldn't get!

http://twat0.tumblr.com/post/97764737/chaos-toilet-via-solegends

I mean, some people would say it is crazy to pay £20+ for a model toilet, but I say they are the crazy ones!

I now own four of the five Thrud models to have been released by GW, almost 30 Harlequin jetbikes, Dozens of harlequins, including a near mint boxed set, Johnny Alpha/Wulf Sternhammer/The Gronk, all of my favourite Chaos Champion models... Oooooh, happy days!

All I need to do now is actually buy Jes Goodwin!

**VikingScott**

.....Chaos.....Toilet.......just wow.

**Fifty**

This is the mentality GW had, back in the day.

**Cannerus_The_Unbearable**

Do you *really* want to capture that objective?

**Fifty**

Hey, it had not occurred to me that there might actually be some way of using the damn thing, I just thought it was cool!! Huh, I'll base entire battles around it now!

**SilverMK2**

That's just crap*

*Used for pun only - it is actually quite cool

**Fifty**

Or...

Nah, this would be silly...

But...

Nah...

Well, maybe I could make it into a Nurgle Warshrine?

**Arctik_Firangi**

Well what do ya know... it's a Chaos Toilet.

I'm going to have to return to this thread after a stiff drink and reaffirm my sanity.

**Fifty**

Sanity? This is Chaos, baby!

CHAAAaaaaooooOOOOSSSSS!!!!!

**Acardia**

The 5th Chaos God: Porcelain

**Howard A Treesong**

Nice find. Is the Johnny Alpha set rare then?

**RiTides**

Classic find, and not at all too much to pay for a piece of gaming history like that, imho. Good job

Now let's see it painted!

**Vindicator#9**

Yeah i am picturing a squad of bloodletters
or other daemons with crossed legs and holding their butts trying to bum rush the objective.

**JSK-Fox**

So THAT is what would happen if Chaos took the Golden Throne.

**monkeytroll**

Oh man, I'd forgotten about Gronk, got an Alpha floating around somewhere, now I'm gonna have to find Wulf and the gronk.
And good find btw

**Fifty**

No idea if Johnny and Wulf are especially rare, but I had always wanted them and got them recently.

**Slinky**

Fifty wrote:Hey, it had not occurred to me that there might actually be some way of using the damn thing, I just thought it was cool!! Huh, I'll base entire battles around it now!

I've had some very intense games fighting for an objective using an outhouse from the old GW book of card buildings - In my last game, my BA assault sergeant just took it from the last surviving Tyranid Warrior

**chromedog**

The 2000AD stuff GW did aren't especially rare. They pumped them out because they had a licence to, regardless of whether you could use them in a game.

I have a full set of them, and a mate does in melbourne - some other guys I know only collected the Rogue trooper set.

But a toilet?

And yet you felt the need to brag about it.

Nerds, I'll never understand them.

**Gorechild**

Possibly the best thread title of the month

It will make an epic death guard objective!

**Samus_aran115**

I envy you, I really do. I mean that. I didn't even know these existed anymore!

**Leigen_Zero**

Well, i've always wondered what papa nurgle's 'other' throne looked like.

Looks random as, well, chaos i suppose

I suppose it's a good thing this kind of idea never caught on, I mean if it did priests would come with wargear like 'the blessed vindaloo', made from holy water, anointed spices and bits of various saints...

**don_mondo**

Wow. Just wow.
I only have one Thrudd, but I do have the comic to go along with it.......................

**jim30**

I've been saying for a while now that the quality of threads on this forum is going down the pan ;-)

**Fifty**

don_mondo wrote:Wow. Just wow.
I only have one Thrudd, but I do have the comic to go along with it.......................

The Graffik Novel? Or the new one?

**Just Dave**

"Crud for the crud god?"

No, it's too obvious, but there are so many possible jokes...

What are you going to use it as? A chaos Lord? Just for funsies you should let it be an actual model rather than objective IMHO.

"skulls for the skull THRONE?" no it's still not working.

Someone else can come up with the appropriate toilet humour. I can't manage it at the mo.

**Fifty**

"Damn, I had a curry last night, and today my arse is absolutely KILLING me!"

**Death Gear**

Nurgle's sacrificial toilet

**Vene**

Fifty wrote:This is the mentality GW had, back in the day.

I wonder how many people here realize 40k was started as a joke game.

**sleazy**

I used to have that.

Have you got the "inconvienienced dwarf"?

**don_mondo**

Fifty wrote:
don_mondo wrote:Wow. Just wow.
I only have one Thrudd, but I do have the comic to go along with it.......................

The Graffik Novel? Or the new one?

The old one.