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2011/02/08 08:12:55
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Fixture of Dakka
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OoieGoie wrote:Eldar on their day off: "1,000,000 channels and nothing good on"
Well, thats my joke for 9 pages. sigh*
Ooie Goie...look at fatty's avatar... lol...
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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/02/08 11:02:50
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Widowmaker
Perth, WA, australia
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Joke stolen from somewhere
Dante: Mephiston, you shall go alone westbound where there's more enemies to be found
Meph: But Chapter Master, isn't that too dangerous? I lost my storm shield when i die....
Dante: Do you doubt my strategic placement, need i remind you that i am the hero our primarch prophecied?
Meph: NO , I am Sorry sir i shall render judgement, *went off*
Dante: Teaches that bastard to beat me on poker nights
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2011/02/08 11:06:19
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Alluring Mounted Daemonette
Springfield Plaza GW Store
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WAR GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!! |
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2011/02/08 20:51:30
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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That thread is pretty old...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/02/09 01:24:47
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Stealthy Grot Snipa
Right behind you. No, really.
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Seriously.
Don't push your own thread locked for 'nomancy.
I'm enjoying this 
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2011/02/09 07:52:10
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Fixture of Dakka
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purplefood wrote:
That thread is pretty old...
Too late. I assumed because you'd posted it that it was still alive...
"thou shalt not post links to thou dead thread...lest MODs locketh thy thread..."
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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/02/10 02:48:07
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Rejected Space Wolves battlecry #434
"THUNDERWOLVES, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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2011/02/10 03:03:05
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Belial84 wrote:Rejected Space Wolves battlecry #434
"THUNDERWOLVES, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
lol
THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER WOLVES HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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2011/02/10 07:52:04
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Belial84 wrote:Rejected Space Wolves battlecry #434
"THUNDERWOLVES, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
aah, the thundercats. How I remember them...and how I thought that guy's hair was a rip-off of wolverine's...
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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/02/10 17:19:15
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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IG private: Uhm sir are the Space Wolves allowed to do that?
IG Sergeant: Do what?
IG private: they are marking are tanks and APCs
IG sergeant: marking them.....OH EMPEROR!
And that is how infantry only divisions are born....
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DA 4000 points  W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points  W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
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2011/02/10 18:39:44
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Legendary Dogfighter
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
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Big E to Horus during the Ullanor campaign:
"I don't give a damn about the new colour of your legion! Just get down there and kill as many green-skin sons of b****es as you can!"
Vulkan's speech before his departure from his Legion:
"I have a dream that one day this Imperium will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: burn the xenos and the heretics.
I have a dream that all my little salamanders will one day live in an Imperium where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their power armour.
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Cadia the sons of former traitors and the sons of loyalists will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood.
This is our hope. This is the faith that I go back to the Eye of Terror with."
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2011/02/10 18:55:45
"How many more worlds do we sacrifice? How many more millions or billions do we betray before we turn and fight?" - attributed to Captain Leoten Semper of Battlefleet Gothic - Gothic War, the evacuation of Belatis.
If commanding a Titan is a measure of true power, then commanding a warship is like having one foot on the Golden Throne - Navy saying. |
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2011/02/10 19:56:30
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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The 14th Black Crusade:
"We march on Macragge! And they shall know MUCH fear!"
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For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. |
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2011/02/10 20:58:53
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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"So, I heard you have daddy issues..."
-- agent of Chaos to Lorgar
To help combat the forces of Nurgle, all Guardsmen are required to watch "Two Girls, One Cup"
"So, lemme get this straight: I have to help my brother Horus to destroy the Imperium in order to save mankind and the galaxy from Chaos."
"Yep."
"And I'm pretending to be the bad guy in all of this."
"Yep."
"Even though this means that all of humanity will probably die."
"Yep."
"And I'm supposed to agree with you guys.... why?"
"...we can give you cookies?"
"Prep my ship, men!"
-- the real reason Alpha and Omega turned to Chaos
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2011/02/10 21:49:31
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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"I wonder how we can piss off the Salamanders this time?"-Marines Malevolent transmission-Officer of origin:unknown
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/02/11 00:31:31
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Librarian: It's great to learn, 'cause KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
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The Kool-Aid Man is NOT cool! He's a public menace, DESTROYING walls and buildings so he can pour his sugary juice out for people!"- Linkara on the Kool-Aid Man
htj wrote:I break my conscripts down into squads of ten, then equip them with heavy weapons and special weapons. I pay 1pt to upgrade their WS, BS and Ld, then combine them into larger squads when deployed. I've found them to be quite effective.
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2011/02/11 06:38:48
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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"So where do you scratch a Space Wolf to get him to kick his back leg?" Random Imperial Gaurdsman
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2011/02/13 21:03:26
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Stoic Grail Knight
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"... and that is why masturbation is bad"
-craftworld mother
"I don't care who you are, you cannot "outflank" your rook."
- Eldrad to Creed in the intergalactic chess championship.
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2011/02/13 21:16:39
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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"What do you mean YOU PEOPLE?!" Salamander Space Marines
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 Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them. |
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2011/02/13 21:16:51
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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"This is Terra!"-Emperor of mankind just as he defeats Horus
"A tollbooth? Damnit i don't have any quarters... someone go back and get a crate of quarters!"-Abbadon's 2nd Black Crusade
"Hades hive? Well that can't be a good sign..."-Commissar Yarrick on discovering his new posting
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/02/13 21:49:48
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Fixture of Dakka
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[quote=purplefood"Hades hive? Well that can't be a good sign..."-Commissar Yarrick on discovering his new posting
Yarrick- "So I'm off to fight on Armageddon against the largest waagh ever? That's not a good sign."
*after briefing*
Y- "Hey, guys- this ork's actually pretty smart."
Strab- "orks? being smart? PFFTAHAHAHAHA! Seriously, though, shaddap."
Y- "You're an idiot."
S- "Get yo ass outta here!"
*defeats waagh*
Y- "Go me!"
*50 years later*
Yarrick eating oatmeal in a retirement home- 1 guy's there.
carer- "Sir? Ghazghkull's launched another waagh, bigger than before."
Y- "I'll show you whippersnappers how it's done..."
Y- "So I'm in Hades hive on armageddon fighting the largest Waaaagh ever? THAT can't be a good sign."
^ The life of Yarrick.
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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/02/13 23:54:11
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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"The only constants are death, taxes and skulls for the skull throne!!!"-Kharn the philosopher Automatically Appended Next Post: Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:CapnThyrus wrote:"Don't worry, the Great Crusades are being led by my army of impervious battle hardened, genetically modified and fiercely prideful and ego centric Space Marine Legions...what could go wrong?" -The Emprah!
The Year 40.000 where nothing can go wraong.
This is either an intentional mistake and thereore galaxy winning irony or such an epic fail the universe may now implode...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/02/14 01:13:14
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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"Damn wheres the Raven Guard when you need them!"
"Throw the Plasma gun! It will go big boom " -Inquisitorial Soldier
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2011/02/14 01:24:30
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Warp-Screaming Noise Marine
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"I FREAKING LOVE KITTENS!!"
-Extract from Primarch Angrons private reconding log-
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2011/02/14 03:55:13
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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"We're loud and proud!!"
Eldar march shortly before the Warp was created.
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Maybe you hang out with immature women. Maybe you're attracted to immature women because you think they'll let you shpadoink them. |
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2011/02/14 09:27:56
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Nasty Nob
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Slaanesh: Hi there, beutiful... Don't you think you've been trapped here too long?
Isha: EEEE!
Nurgle: Oy! Whatcha doing in my garden, pervert? And get away from my cute companion!
Slaanesh: Hah! Don't you know she's been cheating on you for years? She's been telling the eldar about your diseases all the time! Not that I care, of course... Eldar taste much better when fresh!
Isha: Oh sh*t....
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2011/02/14 10:05:47
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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There's a little paper clip that appears in the corner of a Space Marine's HUD, saying 'It looks like you are disemboweling someone with a Chainsword, would you like help with that?'
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2011/02/14 11:32:28
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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"Yes, though I drive through the Valley fo the Shadow of the Warp, I shall fear no evil. For I and my ten thousand companions are driving house sized masses of FETH YOU."
~23rd Lubyan Tanks Regiment Motto
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
 Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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2011/02/14 11:45:09
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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"let's be friends"
"Why are we fighting?"
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Automatically Appended Next Post:
"My tank is too big"
"My gun is too big."
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2011/02/14 14:16:03
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Stormin' Stompa
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Saintspirit wrote:Slaanesh: Hi there, beutiful... Don't you think you've been trapped here too long?
Isha: EEEE!
Nurgle: Oy! Whatcha doing in my garden, pervert? And get away from my cute companion!
Slaanesh: Hah! Don't you know she's been cheating on you for years? She's been telling the eldar about your diseases all the time! Not that I care, of course... Eldar taste much better when fresh!
Isha: Oh sh*t....
Nurgle: What, how could you? I slave over this stove all day, and this is how you treat me! 
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2011/02/16 00:11:27
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Abbon *singing* "I see a red door and I want it Painted Black!"
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