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2011/02/16 21:55:40
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Kovnik
Bristol
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*Marine one is searching frantically over his armour, as if searching*
Brother-Sergeant: What is wrong brother, has your power armour malfunctioned?
Marine one: No sergeant, why wondering where the HELL my supposed 'spare' bolter magizines are kept? I mean what kind of army only sends their soldiers in with only one clip?
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Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.
ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.
Black Templars- Nothing makes you manly like unalterable AV 14! |
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2011/02/16 22:14:01
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Dakka Veteran
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Chaos Lord Gir wrote:*Marine one is searching frantically over his armour, as if searching*
Brother-Sergeant: What is wrong brother, has your power armour malfunctioned?
Marine one: No sergeant, why wondering where the HELL my supposed 'spare' bolter magizines are kept? I mean what kind of army only sends their soldiers in with only one clip?
Brother-Sergeant: HA! You'll be lucky if you finish that one, plus if you do you can just pick up the gun of the disemboweled marine beside you, reloads are much faster that way!
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2011/02/16 22:40:43
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Water-Caste Negotiator
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akaean wrote: "I don't care who you are, you cannot "outflank" your rook."
- Eldrad to Creed in the intergalactic chess championship.
Of course, this was AFTER Eldrad moved around 3-5 of his pieces at the beginning of the game, so he didn't have much ground to object.
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 Black Widow Assault Cadre 2000 Points (Under Renovation- Playable) Win-4 Lose-5 Draw-1
 Storm Angels 1st Company 2500 Points (DA Codex) (Under Renovation - Playable) Win-3 Lose-4 Draw-3
 Corsairs of Fate 1750 Points (Under Construction - Playable) Win-2 Lose-3 Draw-1
 Protectorate of Menoth 11 Points (Project Delayed Indefinitely) Win-1 Lose-3 Draw-0
 Imperial Guard Regiment (Unnamed) 1000 Points (Project Delayed Indefinitely)
 Cygnar 25 Points (Planned) Win-0 Lose-0 Draw-0
Last Game(s): The Spearhead Annihilation Battle between my Storm Angels First Company (Dark Angels) and Skystompa's Waagghh! (Blood Angels) resulted in a MAJOR VICTORY!
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2011/02/16 23:14:01
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
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Imperial Commissar: "You all know the punishment for cowardice don't you? That's right! Ice cream and a ticket home."
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2011/02/17 15:58:44
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Mommy, mommy! This genestealer followed me home. Can I keep it? Please, please, pretty please??
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2011/02/17 17:05:18
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
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Alphapod wrote:akaean wrote: "I don't care who you are, you cannot "outflank" your rook."
- Eldrad to Creed in the intergalactic chess championship.
Of course, this was AFTER Eldrad moved around 3-5 of his pieces at the beginning of the game, so he didn't have much ground to object.
Same tournament
Duke sliscus deepstrikes all his pieces
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1250 Eldar
1250 Dark Eldar (still building)
DE Kabal fluff
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/338476.page
Human: Why are you so cruel.
DE: Why not. |
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2011/02/17 18:11:04
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Tmonster wrote:Alphapod wrote:akaean wrote: "I don't care who you are, you cannot "outflank" your rook."
- Eldrad to Creed in the intergalactic chess championship.
Of course, this was AFTER Eldrad moved around 3-5 of his pieces at the beginning of the game, so he didn't have much ground to object.
Same tournament
Duke sliscus deepstrikes all his pieces
Also the same tournement
Marbo demo charges the king.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/02/17 18:19:31
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Dakka Veteran
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purplefood wrote:Tmonster wrote:Alphapod wrote:akaean wrote: "I don't care who you are, you cannot "outflank" your rook."
- Eldrad to Creed in the intergalactic chess championship.
Of course, this was AFTER Eldrad moved around 3-5 of his pieces at the beginning of the game, so he didn't have much ground to object.
Same tournament
Duke sliscus deepstrikes all his pieces
Also the same tournement
Marbo demo charges the king.
Also at same tournament
Necron lord facepalms as 3 pawns die and the other pawns disappear and the rest of the army phases out
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2011/02/17 18:26:01
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Gibbsey wrote:purplefood wrote:Tmonster wrote:Alphapod wrote:akaean wrote: "I don't care who you are, you cannot "outflank" your rook."
- Eldrad to Creed in the intergalactic chess championship.
Of course, this was AFTER Eldrad moved around 3-5 of his pieces at the beginning of the game, so he didn't have much ground to object.
Same tournament
Duke sliscus deepstrikes all his pieces
Also the same tournement
Marbo demo charges the king.
Also at same tournament
Necron lord facepalms as 3 pawns die and the other pawns disappear and the rest of the army phases out
same tournament
... actually, it's not even worth it...
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/02/17 18:35:18
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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"Sorry i didn't think you were real"-Last words of trooper Ferrik regarding his impertinence to Commissar-General Dryt
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/02/17 21:19:04
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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Gibbsey wrote:purplefood wrote:Tmonster wrote:Alphapod wrote:akaean wrote: "I don't care who you are, you cannot "outflank" your rook."
- Eldrad to Creed in the intergalactic chess championship.
Of course, this was AFTER Eldrad moved around 3-5 of his pieces at the beginning of the game, so he didn't have much ground to object.
Same tournament
Duke sliscus deepstrikes all his pieces
Also the same tournement
Marbo demo charges the king.
Also at same tournament
Necron lord facepalms as 3 pawns die and the other pawns disappear and the rest of the army phases out
Also also also at the same tournament: Grimaldus trying to make his pawns move 6 squares forward when one of them gets KO'd.
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For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. |
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2011/02/17 21:21:04
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Fixture of Dakka
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AlmightyWalrus wrote:Gibbsey wrote:purplefood wrote:Tmonster wrote:Alphapod wrote:akaean wrote: "I don't care who you are, you cannot "outflank" your rook."
- Eldrad to Creed in the intergalactic chess championship.
Of course, this was AFTER Eldrad moved around 3-5 of his pieces at the beginning of the game, so he didn't have much ground to object.
Same tournament
Duke sliscus deepstrikes all his pieces
Also the same tournement
Marbo demo charges the king.
Also at same tournament
Necron lord facepalms as 3 pawns die and the other pawns disappear and the rest of the army phases out
Also also also at the same tournament: Grimaldus trying to make his pawns move 6 squares forward when one of them gets KO'd.
same tournament
2 BA pawns run towards the nearest peice and takes it.
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/02/17 21:23:28
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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same tournament
Commander Chenkov's pawns constantly respawn.
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
 707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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2011/02/17 23:15:11
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
Minneapolis
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You know based on these we could develop an adapted version of chess that could quite possibly be fun to play...except the Marbo one.
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2011/02/18 13:03:09
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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shrike wrote:AlmightyWalrus wrote:Gibbsey wrote:purplefood wrote:Tmonster wrote:Alphapod wrote:akaean wrote: "I don't care who you are, you cannot "outflank" your rook."
- Eldrad to Creed in the intergalactic chess championship.
Of course, this was AFTER Eldrad moved around 3-5 of his pieces at the beginning of the game, so he didn't have much ground to object.
Same tournament
Duke sliscus deepstrikes all his pieces
Also the same tournement
Marbo demo charges the king.
Also at same tournament
Necron lord facepalms as 3 pawns die and the other pawns disappear and the rest of the army phases out
Also also also at the same tournament: Grimaldus trying to make his pawns move 6 squares forward when one of them gets KO'd.
same tournament
2 BA pawns run towards the nearest peice and takes it.
Same tournament, the Blood Angels deep strike everything.
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 Buy Imperial War Bonds
Killing daemons, heretics, witches, worse witches, mindless robots, traitors, hungry bugs, green skins and space communists needs your monetary support. |
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2011/02/18 14:23:41
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Screaming Banshee
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Lol this guy ripped you off, you should sue.
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2011/02/18 18:45:45
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Henners91 wrote:
Lol this guy ripped you off, you should sue.
his thread was made way before mine, so he should sue me.
but then I had no knowledge of a similar thread when I made it...
and when I posted all the replies in it, it turns out it was dead, so it had to be deleteded.
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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/02/18 22:19:22
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Kovnik
Bristol
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L_Dawg wrote:shrike wrote:AlmightyWalrus wrote:Gibbsey wrote:purplefood wrote:Tmonster wrote:Alphapod wrote:akaean wrote: "I don't care who you are, you cannot "outflank" your rook."
- Eldrad to Creed in the intergalactic chess championship.
Of course, this was AFTER Eldrad moved around 3-5 of his pieces at the beginning of the game, so he didn't have much ground to object.
Same tournament
Duke sliscus deepstrikes all his pieces
Also the same tournement
Marbo demo charges the king.
Also at same tournament
Necron lord facepalms as 3 pawns die and the other pawns disappear and the rest of the army phases out
Also also also at the same tournament: Grimaldus trying to make his pawns move 6 squares forward when one of them gets KO'd.
same tournament
2 BA pawns run towards the nearest peice and takes it.
Same tournament, the Blood Angels deep strike everything.
same tournament, the eldar knights can move, capture and move again in one turn.
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Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.
ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.
Black Templars- Nothing makes you manly like unalterable AV 14! |
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2011/02/18 22:35:04
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Warp-Screaming Noise Marine
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Chaos Lord Gir wrote:L_Dawg wrote:shrike wrote:AlmightyWalrus wrote:Gibbsey wrote:purplefood wrote:Tmonster wrote:Alphapod wrote:akaean wrote: "I don't care who you are, you cannot "outflank" your rook."
- Eldrad to Creed in the intergalactic chess championship.
Of course, this was AFTER Eldrad moved around 3-5 of his pieces at the beginning of the game, so he didn't have much ground to object.
Same tournament
Duke sliscus deepstrikes all his pieces
Also the same tournement
Marbo demo charges the king.
Also at same tournament
Necron lord facepalms as 3 pawns die and the other pawns disappear and the rest of the army phases out
Also also also at the same tournament: Grimaldus trying to make his pawns move 6 squares forward when one of them gets KO'd.
same tournament
2 BA pawns run towards the nearest peice and takes it.
Same tournament, the Blood Angels deep strike everything.
same tournament, the eldar knights can move, capture and move again in one turn.
Same tournament, Kharn just kicks over the table and hacks his opponents head off.
Also Codex marines used 3plus Inv save stormshields and relic blades on all their pieces making them unkillable.
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2011/02/26 11:01:50
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Fixture of Dakka
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tyranid player's queens spawn 5 pawns a turn...and rooks instantly remove an opponent's piece with psychic attacks...
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/02/26 11:21:47
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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Same tournament, but I don't want to spam the quotepyramid:
The Imperial King just sits in one spot the entire game until he's the only piece left standing and then proceeds to wipe out every single enemy piece on the board with an awesome display of psychic powers.
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For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. |
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2011/02/26 11:25:28
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Nasty Nob
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Mr Nobody wrote:Saintspirit wrote:Slaanesh: Hi there, beutiful... Don't you think you've been trapped here too long?
Isha: EEEE!
Nurgle: Oy! Whatcha doing in my garden, pervert? And get away from my cute companion!
Slaanesh: Hah! Don't you know she's been cheating on you for years? She's been telling the eldar about your diseases all the time! Not that I care, of course... Eldar taste much better when fresh!
Isha: Oh sh*t....
Nurgle: What, how could you? I slave over this stove all day, and this is how you treat me! 
Isha: I'm - I'm sorry, dear ugly blob, but... I... Bouhohouu! I just cannot take the sight of my children dying! Please, couldn't we just... Try a second time? Just don't... Give my babies your diseases... Give them to the mon'keigh instead"
And another one:
Catachan Missile Team:
"Hah! I eat missiles for lunch! Get it? Launch?
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2011/02/26 13:59:18
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Saintspirit wrote:Catachan Missile Team:
"Hah! I eat missiles for lunch! Get it? Launch?
*blam*
commissar- "HERETICALLY BAD JOKES!"
nearby catachan techpriest- "Hey, I eat bolt rounds for breakfast. Get it, bolts? mechanic?"
*blam*
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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/02/26 14:26:00
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Kovnik
Bristol
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Many may question my right to kill millions. Most people are now dead.
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Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.
ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.
Black Templars- Nothing makes you manly like unalterable AV 14! |
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2011/02/26 14:28:12
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Fixture of Dakka
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^ that was a good one.
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/02/26 15:40:54
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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Some question my right to kill billions, others don't!
Guardsman on attacking slaneshi daemons:" MOTHERHUMPERS!!!"
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2011/02/27 23:18:22
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Warp-Screaming Noise Marine
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"Ah screw it,I'll just hand it up half done and settle with a C"
-Primarch Fulgrim at the Chemosian Art Collage-
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2011/02/27 23:48:59
Subject: Re:40k quotes that never existed.
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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Abaddon The Despoiler, before the second Black Crusade: "K, I got everyone here ready, have enough weapons to sink a space ship and all the gods backing me up. I just got to pick someplace to attack first" *Throws a dart at a map* "hmm...Cadia, huh? Can't be too hard"
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2011/02/28 00:28:44
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Tomb Scarab 1 - These guys are awfully slow...
Tomb Scarab 2 - You're right, maybe we should've gone with that RAM upgrade after all...
Necron Re-awakening.exe has experienced an error and needs to close. Do you wish to send an error report?
'Equip Gauss Flayer' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/02/28 00:30:15
Subject: 40k quotes that never existed.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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"How many Black Crusades does it take to invade Cadia?"-Creed's Ultimate Unsolvable Riddle
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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Bonespitta's Badmoons 1441 pts.