@Gitsplitta: No harm done - and you can only only exalt a thread once (and not take it back).
@skyfi: Thanks!
@CommissarKhaine: *only to be hit with the follow-up thrown Grot*. Resurrect away! I can't kill'em if they already dead! Playing each other might be a *tad* harder now that I've moved back to Oz, but there has to be trips to Europe somewhere in my future still... (just not the foreseeable - but then, neither is my fully painted force...)
@Matt.Kingsley: So non-committal!
@SelvaggioSaky: Thanks! Or Mork and Gork - either or
@Camkierhi: Thanks! No demoralising allowed here though - see below for a little of how it all began!
@Casey's Law: Cool. Actually, looks like the weather might have just come good, but I have a small diversion in the meantime...
So - diversion for nostalgia. Warning - no Orks ahead for 28 pics!
My brother (slice'n'dice on Dakka) is moving overseas later this year, and he and his wife are doing the usual clean out preparations. Anyway, last Monday he dropped off a couple of boxes of old miniatures and stuff - and, well, apparently I didn't sell/give away *everything* when I left for the
UK, what, 7 years ago now? Anyway, going through what was there was very nostalgic, and I thought I'd share some of my early beginnings in the hobby, now resurrected for all to see! Now I'm pretty sure my very first purchase was a skeleton horde box (multi part plastics) - and my first painted mini was probably a skeleton warrior - but I haven't found him. But I'm pretty sure this swordsman adventurer was the second miniature I ever painted:
Swordsman adventurer. According to his base, he was finished on the 4th November 1992. Witness the crazy eyes, the pouty lips, the fluorescent tunic and trousers and the awesome splattered blood!
Knight adventurer. According to his base, he was finished on the 1st June 1993. Now its quite possible I painted other miniatures between these two (only the next also has a completed date under the base) - but most likely this was a sign of things to come (my very slow painting speed...). I think he was, except for the robe obviously, just dry brushed. I can remember being really happy with how he turned out... You'll have to excuse the dust too - more of that to come before we are done...
Wizard adventurer. The last of the dated models, finished on the 27th November 1993.
Dwarf warrior adventurer. Another I can remember being very happy with at the time.
And from the back, to get a better view of the bold yellow and dark blue colour scheme
Cleric adventurer. Again with the pouty lips. This guy originally represented my
AD&D character at the time - Tarod Ravensblack - a human cleric in a world the
GM had created humans as slaves to the other races because "no one ever plays humans"

Interestingly, his religion forbade both edged *and* projectile weapons - leading to some *interesting* situations with critical fumbles and flying maces...
Cleric adventurer. I believe he was to be the replacement miniature for the above. Still having issues with the crazy eyes I see...
Dwarven thief adventurer. More crazy eyes.
And the rest of what I remember to be an adventurers miniature pack - all Citadel would you believe...
Back then, in addition to Orks (well, everything really, but mostly Orks) I played Chaos in Warhammer Fantasy Battle - before they split them into three books. Here are some of the painted miniatures that have survived (I have a few more unpainted, or just under/basecoated as well...)
Blue horrors. Does
WHFB even still use these? I guess yo would just mix them in with pink horrors now

The second from the left was a favourite (paint job wise).
Pink horrors. I suspect only the second from the right was painted by me - I think my girlfriend at the time may have done the others. I have an unpainted champion and musician from the era too...
Flamers of Tzeentch. Not the most awe inspiring paint job, but I recall being very happy with them. I have three of the "newer" metal flamers unpainted as well...
Chaos Sorceror of Tzeentch and a pair of familiars. Apparently I attributed pink and purple as well as blue and yellow with Tzeentch at the time...
Chaos Sorceror of Tzeentch on a Disc of Tzeentch. I really need to work on my blacks!
Chaos Warriors - of Tzeentch.
Chaos Thugs - I guess these would be Marauders now? Again, of Tzeentch (with Tzeentch symbols and/or purple)
Old Dragon Ogre. I was really happy at the time with how the scales were turning out...
Lord of Change. I could never get those wings to stay on...
Chaos Steed (of Tzeentch)
Another Chaos Steed - of Tzeentch. Another paint job I was impressed by at the time. Apparently riders were not my forte... (or I don't know where they are....)
Minotaur. I don't know *what* I was thinking with that colour scheme... maybe this was my first attempt at Slaanesh? Oh look - my first "scenic" base!
I was really into Bloodbowl back then too...
Minis from my Wood Elf team with the most paint (the rest only have the green and skin). In our first league, my Wood Elves rocketed up the team ratings and were nigh untouchable. I was never able to get a new team to survive long enough in any following leagues
The Human Team (well, the painted ones) from the box set. A prime example of why you should varnish your miniatures! Again, the black is flat - and the poor thrower is missing a little more than just the ball...
And my most impressive achievement at the time (well, except for some choice Orks I no longer have...) - my Chaos Bloodbowl Team. I used to have the Chaos Warrior character as well (though I often used him just as a normal Chaos Warrior) done up in Khorne colours - but I'm pretty sure I sold him off individually before the move. He had a slight frosting accident to his varnishing anyway, so not a total loss... These guys found it difficult to get a game once they started getting skilled - especially when using cumulative injury bonuses for dirty players with sharp teeth or claws or something (would kill on a 7). Before they rebalanced the undead team from 2+ regen to 4+, their only regular opponent was an undead team that was so flush with cash it had four vampires in it. Their only goal, to cause enough serious injuries that enough would stick to take it down a peg or too. Sadly, they never achieved it. (The undead couldn't get games either - no one wants to face 4 vampires!)
Closeups of Morg'n'thorg and the two Khorne beastmen. There was a Chaos Warrior and two beastmen for each Chaos god. Morg'n'thorg was coloured in all four colour schemes (and usually played as a rookie Ogre when those rules came about). Skills would be chosen based on the god of the player involved.
The Tzeentch contingent. I have an unpainted beastman mutated with three hands which was going to join here.
The Nurgle contingent.
The Slaanesh contingent. I have an unpainted Chaos Warrior mutated with tentacle which was going to join here. I'm sure there was a third mutant - another beatsmen - but I haven't seen him...
So - that's my trip down memory lane. Not sure what I'm going to do with these guys, but I'm definitely not getting rid of the again!
Hope you enjoyed this small interlude. We will be back with our regularly scheduled program shortly
Catchya!