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Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 21:38:13


Post by: Thraxas Of Turai


Indeed, I think with any game system YMMV. It is just a case of getting out there and playing it once the free Warscrolls are out. Then either adopt the game or stick with your WHFB edition of choice or another system that does suit you.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 21:42:06


Post by: DarkStarSabre


The PDFs are up on the UK site folks.

It gets worse.

Lizardmen have Celestite weapons. And Stardrake shields.

This is sounding more and more 80s....


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 21:44:53


Post by: Slayer Dragonwing


The Warscroll PDFs are up on the Canadian site too. If you go to a unit page in the store there is a link in the bottom right side to download the warscrolls for that race, or at least there is for Lizardmen.

Also, even though the Lizardmen are listed as fighting against chaos, they all seem to have the "Daemon" keyword for some reason...


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 21:46:39


Post by: Bull0


What's the URL if you don't mind? Can't find them.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 21:48:06


Post by: Grimtuff


 DarkStarSabre wrote:
The PDFs are up on the UK site folks.

It gets worse.

Lizardmen have Celestite weapons. And Stardrake shields.

This is sounding more and more 80s....


Are you sure? I followed the link in the OP (from the WD pic) and all I get is a 404 page.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 21:48:53


Post by: Thraxas Of Turai


Also:

"The following do not have warscrolls. Instead, use the substitute warscrolls listed below."



Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 21:49:07


Post by: DarkStarSabre


 Grimtuff wrote:
 DarkStarSabre wrote:
The PDFs are up on the UK site folks.

It gets worse.

Lizardmen have Celestite weapons. And Stardrake shields.

This is sounding more and more 80s....


Are you sure? I followed the link in the OP (from the WD pic) and all I get is a 404 page.


Go to the GW site. Go to the Warhammer section. Select a unit. Click to download the rules.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 21:50:15


Post by: DarkStarSabre


Also, the races are all listed.

Aelf
Beastman
Daemon
Duardin
Grot
Human
Mortal
Mummy
Ogor
Orruk
Seraphon
Skaven
Skeleton
Sylvaneth
Troggoth
Vampire


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 21:50:29


Post by: Thraxas Of Turai


Nice, each faction has a couple of battallions/formations as part of the rules.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 21:50:58


Post by: Mort


 Azreal13 wrote:
It's reassuring, but still doesn't count for much without a way of putting down roughly equal armies.

In fact, it'll be even more heartbreaking if it plays well but nobody has a clue how to get two equal forces to show it.


It will probably come down to playing a bunch more games, and coming to a 'consensus' with your buddies. I feel confident that this could be done with a bit of trial and error. Heck, I could see a thread here popping up in the future where troops of different factions are compared and what not. A sort of 'community' effort to so to speak.

Pick-up games though? A lot more unpredictable animal, unfortunately.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 21:51:22


Post by: Swastakowey


"Scrapped" models condensed into other entries. Most make sense I suppose.

Unit Warscroll
Ancient Stegadon. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Stegadon
Lord Mazdamundi. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Engine of the Gods
Saurus Oldblood on Carnosaur. . . . . . . . . . . . . .Scar-Veteran on Carnosaur
Saurus Scar-Veteran. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Saurus Oldblood
Saurus Scar-Veteran on Cold One. . . . . . . . . . . Saurus Oldblood on Cold One
Skink Chief on Ancient Stegadon. . . . . . . . . . . . Stegadon
Skink Chief on Ripperdactyl. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ripperdactyl Alpha
(see Ripperdactyl Riders warscroll)
Skink Chief on Stegadon. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Stegadon
Skink Chief on Terradon. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Master of the Skies
(see Terradon Riders warscroll)
Skink Chief with Battle Standard. . . . . . . . . . . . Skink Chief
Skink Cohort. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Skinks and Kroxigor warscrolls
Skink Priest on Ancient Stegadon. . . . . . . . . . . .Engine of the Gods
Skink Skirmishers. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Skinks
Slann Mage-Priest with Battle Standard. . . . . . Slann Mage-Priest
Tehenhauin on Ancient Stegadon. . . . . . . . . . . . Engine of the Gods
Tiktaq’to. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Master of the Skies
(see Terradon Riders warscroll)


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 21:51:28


Post by: DarkStarSabre


Bwahaha. Saurus, Skinks and Kroxigor are now Daemons.

Wat.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 21:52:15


Post by: NewTruthNeomaxim


Sorry, that is only one of the four .pdfs...

... Is it awful that some of the rules sound super fun? I want to use my Warhammer Giant just for things like "Timber!!!"

Also, "Monster" and "Hero" keywords are used wherever relevant, so I really do think us making a "standard" of say...

-1 Hero Warscroll
-1 Monster Warscroll
- 3 any regular Warscroll
- 100 model cap
- No unit can have more than 20 wounds worth of models

... seems increasingly viable.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 21:55:08


Post by: Bull0


 DarkStarSabre wrote:
Also, the races are all listed.

Aelf
Beastman
Daemon
Duardin
Grot
Human
Mortal
Mummy
Ogor
Orruk
Seraphon
Skaven
Skeleton
Sylvaneth
Troggoth
Vampire


No nigmos confirmed then </3>


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 21:55:17


Post by: Swastakowey


Looks like Lizard Swarms got good though, auto kill anything on a 6 and heal D3 wounds on a hero with no penalty.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 21:56:05


Post by: kendoka


I am all for a simple (fast) rules set - but the AoS one seems unfinished/untested (much like GW's Triumph and Treachery).

Sudden Death is boring, deciding victories on model count alone gives a massive bonus to elite (SM) forces, missile targeting (LOS through other units) needs clarification and so does movement (measure up and down if climbing walls?), no way (apart from Armour Save) to defend oneself in CC, piling in to CC weapon range results in models ending un in a pile, etc.

Also the measuring from the tip of the model combined with no facing and no part of the model being allowed to move more than the Move results in very strange movement. Such as when my Cold One Knights had enemies behind them and had to move+charge backwards into CC (attacking with the tip of their tails) in order to reach the enemy...

Needs some tweaking (and points).


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 21:59:14


Post by: TheWaspinator


It certainly is possible that we could create some way of balancing this. It's insane that we have to, though. These rules are literally unfinished.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:01:52


Post by: Matt.Kingsley


I'm kinda confused with magic and the like...

The Vampire Counts and Tomb Kings PDFs have certain units (skeleton warriors, morghasts, etc.) that say Death Wizards also know the "Summon ___" spell.

Do I have to have a unit of skeletons/morghasts/etc. for them to know that spell, or do they know it automatically?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:01:55


Post by: Bull0


 kendoka wrote:
I am all for a simple (fast) rules set - but the AoS one seems unfinished/untested (much like GW's Triumph and Treachery).

Sudden Death is boring, deciding victories on model count alone gives a massive bonus to elite (SM) forces


Sudden death is a bit more nuanced than that but it does still sound rushed - if you're outnumbered at deployment you get to choose a special objective that if you achieve it, you win a major victory. Low model count armies are more likely to have shock troops / strong units that are going to be good at achieving that objective, so it seems likely you'll get it fairly often. It will definitely have an effect on army composition though - I guess you'll want multiple characters so you have some choice over which to make the assassination target, a strong resilient unit you can make the unit target, etc, if you're playing a high model count army. If it's a race to the bottom to avoid giving the other guy the objective then that's interesting in itself, but it's going to be a bit of a pain generally...

Had a look at some warscrolls and I'm pleased to see some flavour of the old army books is retained instead of a flat list of unit cards. Honestly this scroll format is great for me, and I'm starting to get used to the weird fluff, I just wish there were some way of balancing the fether.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:02:32


Post by: Coyote81


US site has the PDF available listed under each unit. So far only the Dark Elf one is broken, it goes to daemons of chaos for some reason.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:04:01


Post by: pretre


So definitely no points in Warscrolls. Here's to hope for an additional later book.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:04:26


Post by: Mort


NewTruthNeomaxim wrote:
Sorry, that is only one of the four .pdfs...

... Is it awful that some of the rules sound super fun? I want to use my Warhammer Giant just for things like "Timber!!!"

Also, "Monster" and "Hero" keywords are used wherever relevant, so I really do think us making a "standard" of say...

-1 Hero Warscroll
-1 Monster Warscroll
- 3 any regular Warscroll
- 100 model cap
- No unit can have more than 20 wounds worth of models

... seems increasingly viable.


Where are you seeing these limitations?

Because I see some of the Warscrolls that -start- with 20 wounds worth of models, and says you can have more....?

-confuzzled-


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:05:52


Post by: TheWaspinator


 Mort wrote:
NewTruthNeomaxim wrote:
Sorry, that is only one of the four .pdfs...

... Is it awful that some of the rules sound super fun? I want to use my Warhammer Giant just for things like "Timber!!!"

Also, "Monster" and "Hero" keywords are used wherever relevant, so I really do think us making a "standard" of say...

-1 Hero Warscroll
-1 Monster Warscroll
- 3 any regular Warscroll
- 100 model cap
- No unit can have more than 20 wounds worth of models

... seems increasingly viable.


Where are you seeing these limitations?

Because I see some of the Warscrolls that -start- with 20 wounds worth of models, and says you can have more....?

-confuzzled-

He's making it up as an example of trying to balance the game.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:08:30


Post by: Bull0


 pretre wrote:
So definitely no points in Warscrolls. Here's to hope for an additional later book.


Or, since they're PDFs, they can simply update them. Could happen.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:09:27


Post by: wana10


The grail vow is amazing.

"FOR THE LADY!"


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:10:41


Post by: Kanluwen


Dark Elves have Darkshields.

Suck it, Dark Angels!


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:11:19


Post by: Schmapdi


WTF - in the Ogre Kingdom rules for Greasus Goldtooth:

"Then, offer your opponent a bribe (this can be anything you want to offer). If your opponent accepts the bribe then the chosen effect takes place - otherwise, nothing happens. Players are free to haggle over the offered bribe, or propose a counter-offer."

This is how GW wants us to play the game?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:11:30


Post by: cygnnus


Saw the demo copy at my FLGS today...

The models are nice. No doubt about it. And no surprise there since the pictures are everywhere... Some of the piece splits are weird. In some cases, the seams are in the middle of shoulder pads, in some cases, notl.

As nice as they are, they're freakin' huge... I'm half convinced that's a deliberate attempt to "rescale" the game and make older models obsolete.

The big Khonre beastie is even sillier in person. It's entre back is covered with the "emerging" skulls. I'm sure some foilks will like it, but I thought it was the definitel loser of the lot.

As bad as that big nasty is, the Lord is just amazing. Very cool model if Khorne's your thing. I can see that model going into a lot of 40K armies...

In fact, I can see a lot of AoS boxes being sold to 40k World Eater players... Again, not a suprise as others have noted the same thing.

As for the rules...

Ugh. Just ugh...

Unless I missed something, this is not a full game. Point blank, there simply *has* to be something else coming. Don't know if that's the "free" WarsScrolls or something else.

The scenarios are just, really, for what's in the box. This is not something you can use your "legacy" models for. The bulk of the scenarios I saw specified the excat WarScrolls AND number of models you use... But at least one had, "Use the following models *plus* any others you have in your collection".


As for gameplay, about the only hope I can see in the game is if the interaction of special rules for units in the WarScrolls add enough depth to the game to make it interesting. Of course, Wyrd and Privateer Press have huge leads on that front albeit in more complicated rules sets. It'll be interesting to see if the "4 page rules" really mean it's a simple game once there are 10's or 100's of WarScrolls driving game play.

All in all, there's nothing I saw today that makes AoS the slightest bit more tempting. The models are nice, but that's about it...

Oh, and the new whippy sticks are horrible. They' have a new deisgn that is seriously funclutionally lacking. Rather than being solid pieces of plastic, they're "hollow" in the middle/bottom making them far wider than the old sticks, less flexible and much more clunky. A ciompltely minor thing since most folks it seems don't use whippy sticks anyway, but I was shocked at how functionally impaired they seemed to be,.

Anyway, that's my first impression with the AoS.

Valete,

JohnS


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:11:48


Post by: Mr Morden


I am assuming they will be selling boxes of nicely printed army cards - unless they are compeltely stupid...........

I like the way multi wound creatures suffer as they take wounds


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:12:29


Post by: pretre


Schmapdi wrote:
WTF - in the Ogre Kingdom rules for Greasus Goldtooth:

"Then, offer your opponent a bribe (this can be anything you want to offer). If your opponent accepts the bribe then the chosen effect takes place - otherwise, nothing happens. Players are free to haggle over the offered bribe, or propose a counter-offer."

This is how GW wants us to play the game?

That's kind of freakin' awesome, actually...


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:13:26


Post by: Matt.Kingsley


After seeing the Warscrolls I'm actually quite liking AoS.

I still hate the fact there's no points system and that it's completely replacing WHFB, though...

At least I have more of a reason to put standards in my Tomb King units. Resurrect all the skeletons!

Also the rules (for TK skeletons, anyway) push you toward taking at least a 30 strong horde; they have a rule stating that if you have 20 warriors in the unit they increase their attacks by one and if you have at least 30 they increase their attacks by 2.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:13:32


Post by: pretre


I really like how they are using keywords for abilities.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:14:38


Post by: NewTruthNeomaxim


 Mort wrote:
NewTruthNeomaxim wrote:
Sorry, that is only one of the four .pdfs...

... Is it awful that some of the rules sound super fun? I want to use my Warhammer Giant just for things like "Timber!!!"

Also, "Monster" and "Hero" keywords are used wherever relevant, so I really do think us making a "standard" of say...

-1 Hero Warscroll
-1 Monster Warscroll
- 3 any regular Warscroll
- 100 model cap
- No unit can have more than 20 wounds worth of models

... seems increasingly viable.


Where are you seeing these limitations?

Because I see some of the Warscrolls that -start- with 20 wounds worth of models, and says you can have more....?

-confuzzled-


Just throwing it out there as a "format" I can imagine stores/events running as a balancing mechanism. I didn't see it, but I do see that any model that seems to have high wounds has "Monster" or "Hero" with "Hero" conferring additional Hero-Phase rules as per the four-page instructions.

As such, and especially because, at a glance the only BROKEN part of the rules seems to be the potentially unlimited size of units, I can see very minor agreements from the community, translating pretty quickly into a playable game.

Even if we go with my above and simply trim to the following, it would allow for Sudden Victory to be a factor/bid system meta-game, while keeping the rest managable.

- 1x Hero scroll
- 1x Monster scroll
- 3x Unit scrolls
- Max 100 Models.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:14:44


Post by: pretre


 wana10 wrote:
The grail vow is amazing.

"FOR THE LADY!"


The Grail Vow: You can re-roll all failed
hit rolls for this unit if, before rolling the
dice, you hold aloft a grail or goblet and
shout ‘For the Lady’ in a heroic voice.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Were all the skaven effects 13" before?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:15:16


Post by: wana10


Between the grail vow and greasus and probably more to come i'm liking some of what i'm seeing in a "that's ridiculous i love it' kind of way.

Not in a game sort of way but it does make for good comedy.

edit* Arrowstorm! once per game peasant bowman can quadruple their shots if they number more than 20!


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:17:25


Post by: Wehrkind


Scanned over the Warriors of Chaos PDF, and Wulfrik's Gift of Tongues ability stood out. Not for a good reason. Basically if an enemy hero is near Wulfrik you make fun of your opponent, and if they change expression Wulfrik gets rerolls vs heroes that turn.

Yea, sure it is cute, but that sort of rule has no place in a game with as much time investment as WAOS, and in practice it will just be played as "Wulfrik gets rerolls vs heroes." How do you possibly adjudicate the rule in a tournament or even just a friendly game otherwise?

The Timber rule for giants struck me the same way. It is funny to have the giant fall over and crush stuff (even if it is strange that other giant monsters don't) but laying the model over to see what it hits is just a mess. There have been many different giant models from GW alone, even before conversions, that the effect is going to be pretty significant across games. Yay for modelling for advantage!

On the other hand, I do like that monsters get less effective across various margins as they take damage. I also like how many wounds the bigger, scarier monsters and characters have. Still, I keep reading things and thinking "Ugh... yet another rule to ignore or argue over before house ruling."


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:17:36


Post by: Bull0


 pretre wrote:
 wana10 wrote:
The grail vow is amazing.

"FOR THE LADY!"


The Grail Vow: You can re-roll all failed
hit rolls for this unit if, before rolling the
dice, you hold aloft a grail or goblet and
shout ‘For the Lady’ in a heroic voice.


God, I love that. That's gold.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:18:17


Post by: Thraxas Of Turai


I am not liking the "20 models in a unit get this bonus, 30 get this etc etc".

It does seem mainly limited to bog standard troops though.

Dare I say it, there is a lot of...fun in these lists.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:18:35


Post by: Astroman


I'm highly dubious of this GW endeavor.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:20:12


Post by: lord_blackfang


And He Did Say ‘War’, and the World
Did Tremble...: If Settra the Imperishable
uses this ability, you must hold out your
hand and utter ‘War’ in a supremely
commanding tone. If you do, then until
your next hero phase you can add 1 to all
hit rolls for Death units in your army
that are within 18" of Settra in the combat
phase. If a Deathrattle unit is affected
by this ability, you can also add 1 to their
wound rolls in the combat phase. However,
if Settra is your general, you must not
kneel for any reason during the battle. If
you do, even once, you immediately lose
the battle. Settra does not kneel!

Yeah that's pretty cool.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:20:49


Post by: Thunderfrog


Age of Sigtard wrote:

Settra:

And He Did Say ‘War’, and the World Did Tremble...:

If Settra the Imperishable uses this ability, you must hold out your hand and utter ‘War’ in a supremely commanding tone. If you do, then until your next hero phase you can add 1 to all hit rolls for Death units in your army that are within 18" of Settra in the combat phase. If a Deathrattle unit is affected by this ability, you can also add 1 to their wound rolls in the combat phase. However, if Settra is your general, you must not kneel for any reason during the battle. If you do, even once, you immediately lose the battle. Settra does not kneel!


Me: "Waaaar!"
Him: "TO!"
TO: "What?"
Him: "This guys cheating. He keeps adding +1 to his to hit rolls, but his tone is only mildly commanding at best."


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:20:53


Post by: Matt.Kingsley


Yeah there now seem to be lots of rules that 'require' you to shout something in some kind of tone.

Taking Settra gives you a command ability that tells you to hold out your hand and in a commanding (sorry, supremely commanding) tone say "War".


EDIT: ninja'd... twice!

All for ignoring these 'requirements' say "Aye"

EDIT2: Also kinda sad that the Heirotitan is gone. Dammit GW you only came up with that unit last book!
EDIT3: And goodbye every TK special character except Settra and Khalida... may you rest in eternal slumber.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:22:54


Post by: pretre


I want to play fantasy just because of those rules.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
All for ignoring these 'requirements' say "Aye"

I totally disagree. This actually wants me to make play fantasy.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:25:25


Post by: Thraxas Of Turai


The additional rules for standards and musicians make them auto include as well. Terrible for balance but maybe a "sweetener" for veteran players with old armies?

Cavalry get 10" movement too, at least in the Bret list.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:25:56


Post by: NewTruthNeomaxim


 pretre wrote:
Schmapdi wrote:
WTF - in the Ogre Kingdom rules for Greasus Goldtooth:

"Then, offer your opponent a bribe (this can be anything you want to offer). If your opponent accepts the bribe then the chosen effect takes place - otherwise, nothing happens. Players are free to haggle over the offered bribe, or propose a counter-offer."

This is how GW wants us to play the game?

That's kind of freakin' awesome, actually...


People are so concerned, and perhaps rightly, with tournament/competitive viability... but ye Gods does this game seem to have a ton of fun. My aforementioned "TIMBER!!!!" rule for Giants is hilarious, and something I know friends and I will get a kick out of.

I know people are upset, and surely WHFB is gone and dead... but this totally different game does look terribly fun in its own way.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:26:30


Post by: Morathi's Darkest Sin


Whatever you do.. don't drop the dice off the edge of the table after performing that Settra rule.. 'he Knelt.. everyone saw it!'


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:26:41


Post by: Zatsuku


Honestly the rules with strange requirements are the only thing keeping my interest now. It's basically GW admitting it's not a tournament game and then going all the way with the rules knowing that.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:26:49


Post by: Thunderfrog


 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
Yeah there now seem to be lots of rules that 'require' you to shout something in some kind of tone.

Taking Settra gives you a command ability that tells you to hold out your hand and in a commanding (sorry, supremely commanding) tone say "War".


EDIT: ninja'd... twice!

All for ignoring these 'requirements' say "Aye"

EDIT2: Also kinda sad that the Heirotitan is gone. Dammit GW you only came up with that unit last book!
EDIT3: And goodbye every TK special character except Settra and Khalida... may you rest in eternal slumber.


Apophas is still around.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:27:11


Post by: Vain


Checking out the rules for the Empire Warscrolls and came across this:

Pride of the Reiksguard:
Helborg’s skill is as legendary as his moustache is magnificent.
You can re-roll any failed hit rolls when attacking with the Runefang so long as you have a bigger and more
impressive moustache than your opponent.

Is this new or old? And is it the mini's moustache or the player's? Who decides on the impressiveness of the 'stache?

EDIT: Ok it seems to be new and most armies have something humorous and similar.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:28:25


Post by: Lockark


They really did it. No points. Just throw all your models on the table.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:28:32


Post by: Mort


I see the number '13' prominently displayed throughout the Skaven list.

-giggles-


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:28:37


Post by: Matt.Kingsley


 pretre wrote:

 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
All for ignoring these 'requirements' say "Aye"

I totally disagree. This actually wants me to make play fantasy.


Fair point
I kinda meant more for serious play if (when?) someone actually manages to make AoS balanced enough to play in a tournament setting or similar.



Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:28:51


Post by: Kanluwen


Did anyone else notice where the Hellcannon is listed?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:29:26


Post by: Yodhrin


 wana10 wrote:
Between the grail vow and greasus and probably more to come i'm liking some of what i'm seeing in a "that's ridiculous i love it' kind of way.

Not in a game sort of way but it does make for good comedy.

edit* Arrowstorm! once per game peasant bowman can quadruple their shots if they number more than 20!


Seriously, this game is written pretty transparently for GW staff to run on the Sunday kids-only game, where whichever team yells "WAAAGH!" the loudest gets first turn, and the rules/balance don't actually matter because they let kids put down whatever models they have and make up rules as they go along to try and make every single Little Timmy feel like a special snowflake.

The problem is that "style" of game is only appealing to children, or bored adults looking to have a bit of a laugh very occasionally. You can't build an actual sodding game system around it; you're supposed to dumb-down the actual game system for those kinds of events, to give kids a chance to pick up the rules at their own pace and enjoy themselves while they build up a proper army over time. Without that trajectory, that sense that you're actually doing something with your hobby time rather than just playing a slightly more formal version of you and your mates running about the wooded part of the school playground yelling "pchew, pchew" and pretending to be Aliens vs Predator, on what basis do they expect people to keep buying after the first couple of weeks? They cannot seriously believe this crap is going to net them a big enough increase in volume to make up for the fact that lots of folk who would previously have bought a couple of hundred models will now be getting bored & walking away after only buying a couple of boxes, can they?

Also: dear sweet merciful Christ the fluff, the terrible, terrible fluff

I opened the first PDF for the first faction I'm a fan of in the Old World, the Empire, and I'm greeted by; "In fair Sigmaron the free people of humanity gather, preserving heraldry and cultural traditions from civilisations ground beneath the weight of unceasing strife." ...



Going by the comments; are there really that many people who enjoy making a tit out of themselves in public? Because that's what is happening when one grown-a** man reaches menacingly across a game table and exclaims "WAAAAAARRR!" in a silly voice. That kind of thing might be funny when it's a guy you know doing it spontaneously for a bit of a laugh, but the idea of doing that kind of thing in every game I play against any random person at a local club actually sounds like a profoundly socially uncomfortable experience to me.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:29:30


Post by: stahly


Sorry for the shameless plug, but here is an extensive review of the Age of Sigmar starter set, including a closer look at the book and the lore, as well as large high quality pictures of the sprues, and what we think about Age of Sigmar: http://taleofpainters.blogspot.de/20...r-starter.html

We've actually been provided with a review sample by Games Workshop, completely unexpected and unrequested. Quite a shocker indeed There must be much at stake for GW with this release indeed.

Also, no point costs or army selection guidelines are real. Models aren't push fit but require glue. Anything else?





Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:29:56


Post by: Albertorius


Have they put up the rules somewhere, or just the warscrolls?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:30:33


Post by: OrlandotheTechnicoloured


Lot's of loverly shouting for the greenskins (or whatever they are called now)

eg

Waaa gh! Drummer
Models in this unit may be Waaagh!
Drummers. You can add 2 to the charge
rolls of a unit that includes any Waaagh!
Drummers, but only if you bellow
‘Waaagh!’ when rolling the dice.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:30:49


Post by: lord_blackfang


Some really good stuff in there.

Standards and musicians have rules that are army specific.

For example, a TK standard resurrects D6 skeletons, a skaven standard lets them retreat and charge in the same turn, lizzies penalize enemy Battleshock tests.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:31:36


Post by: Morathi's Darkest Sin


Well Morathi is still there.. so I'm happy.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:32:33


Post by: Matt.Kingsley


 Thunderfrog wrote:
 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
Yeah there now seem to be lots of rules that 'require' you to shout something in some kind of tone.

Taking Settra gives you a command ability that tells you to hold out your hand and in a commanding (sorry, supremely commanding) tone say "War".


EDIT: ninja'd... twice!

All for ignoring these 'requirements' say "Aye"

EDIT2: Also kinda sad that the Heirotitan is gone. Dammit GW you only came up with that unit last book!
EDIT3: And goodbye every TK special character except Settra and Khalida... may you rest in eternal slumber.


Apophas is still around.


Ah yes, I'd forgotten he existed .


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:32:46


Post by: OrlandotheTechnicoloured


I guess any missing characters are the ones melted down to make the sigmarites


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:33:00


Post by: pretre


Ancient Dignity: Dragons are ancient and prideful creatures, and the Elves that
ride them are no less haughty, but from such nobility and dignity stems an inner
strength. If, during your entire hero phase, you can maintain a dignified (even
arrogant) composure and not smile, smirk or laugh regardless of your opponent’s
antics, you may re-roll all hit rolls of 1 made for models in a Dragon Host until
your next hero phase.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:33:07


Post by: Accolade


Wow, mikhaila's post really turned my opinion on this release from fairly negative to a lot more positive. However, it's now gone to the point of tragic, as the nearly confirmed news of there being no points feels like finding the perfect house, only to realize it has no bathrooms. It just isn't going to work


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:33:14


Post by: Tamereth


Shouting gets you special rules.

Really?

REALLY?

What are they smoking in Lenton these days.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:34:41


Post by: Thraxas Of Turai


 Kanluwen wrote:
Did anyone else notice where the Hellcannon is listed?


WOC PDF between the Warshrine and the Spawn.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:35:38


Post by: pretre


One Bat Short of a Belfry: Konrad is a
violent lunatic, and his temper does little
to help his stretched sanity. If, during
your hero phase, you talk to Konrad von
Carstein, you can re-roll all hit rolls of
1 for him until your next hero phase. If
Konrad von Carstein talks back to you,
re‑roll all failed hit rolls instead.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:36:41


Post by: Bull0


Come on, like you can't just ignore the shouting crap if you don't like it? It's hardly a big deal. I don't expect to see tournaments enforcing it (or playing Age of Sigmar in the first place).

Anyone that that will be a problem for is going to have a bigger problem with the lack of points costs, etc. A little levity, god.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:36:53


Post by: Accolade


 Tamereth wrote:
Shouting gets you special rules.

Really?

REALLY?

What are they smoking in Lenton these days.


I think they're really just trying to make the point "this is all just a fun, jokey experience guys, like playing imaginary cop vs. robber when you were a child." The problem then comes at how much money people are willing to fork out for something that really isn't a "game" by the definition of the word, more like a miniature-aided rpg. I feel that amount will be much lower than the previous game.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:38:03


Post by: Thraxas Of Turai


 pretre wrote:
One Bat Short of a Belfry: Konrad is a
violent lunatic, and his temper does little
to help his stretched sanity. If, during
your hero phase, you talk to Konrad von
Carstein, you can re-roll all hit rolls of
1 for him until your next hero phase. If
Konrad von Carstein talks back to you,
re‑roll all failed hit rolls instead.


This game is going to be the marmite of the gaming community. I thus far like its yeasty goodness.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:38:27


Post by: Matt.Kingsley


GW saw how much fun Ork players having in 40K (and Orcs in Fantasy? Dunno no one I know played O&G) yelling Waagh! and made it a requirement for everyone

While fun... my god, auto-losing if I kneel when I take Settra... that's harsh.


That rule for Kondrad... I have to admit that whole thing about him talking back is funny. I take back what I said before... I'm now saying a resounding "Nay!" (this is for my "ignore the requirement to shout silly things" thing from earlier)


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:39:08


Post by: unmercifulconker


I was reading the entries for my counts force and I am finding it quite disappointing. Just feels a bit too simplified for my taste, its like you dont even have to look at the rules, oh yeah just roll, its always 3s or 4s to hit and wound anyway.

Then I thought you guys were making joke posts, you actually shout stuff now? I dont even wanna know what you have to do for Slannesh rules.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:39:41


Post by: pretre


Are there any that require shouting? I haven't seen them yet.

edit: Just got to Orruks. Nevermind.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:39:50


Post by: Necros


Lizard scrolls look ok to me at first glance. I like how slaans can summon skinks all over the place, and you can have units of salamanders without those pesky handlers. With the bonuses you get for big units I'm also thinking it might be handy to still keep em ranked and on trays the old fashioned way, at least till you have to pile in


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:40:01


Post by: Bull0


 pretre wrote:
One Bat Short of a Belfry: Konrad is a
violent lunatic, and his temper does little
to help his stretched sanity. If, during
your hero phase, you talk to Konrad von
Carstein, you can re-roll all hit rolls of
1 for him until your next hero phase. If
Konrad von Carstein talks back to you,
re‑roll all failed hit rolls instead.


I officially won't hear another negative word about warscroll day.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:40:04


Post by: lord_blackfang


 Thraxas Of Turai wrote:
 pretre wrote:
One Bat Short of a Belfry: Konrad is a
violent lunatic, and his temper does little
to help his stretched sanity. If, during
your hero phase, you talk to Konrad von
Carstein, you can re-roll all hit rolls of
1 for him until your next hero phase. If
Konrad von Carstein talks back to you,
re‑roll all failed hit rolls instead.


This game is going to be the marmite of the gaming community. I thus far like its yeasty goodness.


Same. This is completely amazing.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:40:29


Post by: OrlandotheTechnicoloured


For the Skaven Screaming Bell,

roll 2 dice (roll cannot be modified).... but

13 Improbable Victory!: Against
all probability and reason, you
immediately win the battle (and
are hereafter branded a cheat –
not that that should bother a true
skaven general).

(so all Skaven players need to pick up a couple of dice with a 7 on them...)


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:40:57


Post by: Paradigm


Oh sweet Sigmar, I think I'm in love with these rules! Bonuses for yelling, for bribing, for talking to your minis! This is just brilliant!

Of course, it might make balancing even trickier for the bunch of us trying that down in the Proposed Rules forum, but who cares?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:43:09


Post by: cygnnus


Some of these special rules remind me of that incredibly awkward, and epic fail, of an advertising campaign where McDonalds was letting random people get their food for free if they hugged someone or something like that...

I get it GW. We're not supposed to care about points. We're not supposed to play in tournaments. We're supposed to forge a narrative with random die rolls. We're supposed to yell "WAAAGGGHH!" when we have a unit charge. That's all fine and dandy. When it's not forced... I have friends I game with where yelling WAAAAGGGHHHH is what we do. I don't expect my game to require it, however, because I also have friends where that's not how we roll.

Valete,

JohnS


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:43:10


Post by: Mr Morden


 Thraxas Of Turai wrote:
 pretre wrote:
One Bat Short of a Belfry: Konrad is a
violent lunatic, and his temper does little
to help his stretched sanity. If, during
your hero phase, you talk to Konrad von
Carstein, you can re-roll all hit rolls of
1 for him until your next hero phase. If
Konrad von Carstein talks back to you,
re‑roll all failed hit rolls instead.


This game is going to be the marmite of the gaming community. I thus far like its yeasty goodness.


Thats several kinds of awesomeness


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:43:44


Post by: unmercifulconker


 Bull0 wrote:
 pretre wrote:
One Bat Short of a Belfry: Konrad is a
violent lunatic, and his temper does little
to help his stretched sanity. If, during
your hero phase, you talk to Konrad von
Carstein, you can re-roll all hit rolls of
1 for him until your next hero phase. If
Konrad von Carstein talks back to you,
re‑roll all failed hit rolls instead.


I officially won't hear another negative word about warscroll day.


Also, if Konrad does talk back to you...well....we'll just cross that bridge when we come to it.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:43:52


Post by: Bottle


100% the best rule in AoS. Top this:

Pride of the reiksguard: Helborg’s
skill is as legendary as his moustache is magnificent. You can re-roll any failed hit rolls when attacking with the Runefang
so long as you have a bigger and more impressive moustache than your opponent.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:43:56


Post by: Yodhrin


Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:44:33


Post by: Thraxas Of Turai


Note that Chaos Marauders etc are still a thing in the lists, so the AOS Warscrolls are basically unique units?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:45:37


Post by: pretre


Hooded Villain: A Great Moonclan’s Warboss is a mean-spirited villain whose
beady red eyes stare malevolently from beneath his hood before he launches his
attack. You can re-roll any hit dice when this Warboss attacks, but only if you are
either wearing a hood or you can beat your opponent in a staring contest before
rolling the dice (first one to blink or look away loses).


Automatically Appended Next Post:
 unmercifulconker wrote:
 Bull0 wrote:
 pretre wrote:
One Bat Short of a Belfry: Konrad is a
violent lunatic, and his temper does little
to help his stretched sanity. If, during
your hero phase, you talk to Konrad von
Carstein, you can re-roll all hit rolls of
1 for him until your next hero phase. If
Konrad von Carstein talks back to you,
re‑roll all failed hit rolls instead.


I officially won't hear another negative word about warscroll day.


Also, if Konrad does talk back to you...well....we'll just cross that bridge when we come to it.

Totally getting a small recording device for him.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:46:20


Post by: welshhoppo


 Kanluwen wrote:
Did anyone else notice where the Hellcannon is listed?



Warriors of chaos, towards the bottom.


I'm sad kolek has bitten the bullet.



This game is silly. You can't play it in a serious tone anymore. It truly is beer and pretzels.

Playing with sigvald require you to have a mirror and admire yourself as you roll. Wulfric needs you to insult your opponent.


Pure silliness.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:46:31


Post by: Bottle


 Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.


But 5 year olds can't grow moustaches let alone impressive ones, haha


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:46:39


Post by: pretre


 Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.

Oh come on. It's man dollies. Who doesn't act like a five-year old occasionally?


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Great Book of Grudges: When Thorgrim
is set up, select an enemy unit on the
battlefield. You can re-roll any failed
wound rolls when a Dispossessed model
from your army targets that unit. In
addition, if you lose the battle, write down
the name of your opponent’s general. The
next time Thorgrim faces this general,
you can select an additional 3 enemy units
for this ability to apply to (one must be or
include the enemy general).


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:47:17


Post by: lord_blackfang


 Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.


With that kind of attitude, I bet you get to re-roll 1s with all your Dwarf units.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:48:09


Post by: pretre


Liquid Fortification: You can add 1 to
the Bravery of Josef Bugman and any
Dispossessed unit from your army
within 4" of him whilst you are holding
a drink.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:48:20


Post by: Fezza213


 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
Yeah there now seem to be lots of rules that 'require' you to shout something in some kind of tone.

Taking Settra gives you a command ability that tells you to hold out your hand and in a commanding (sorry, supremely commanding) tone say "War".


EDIT: ninja'd... twice!

All for ignoring these 'requirements' say "Aye"

EDIT2: Also kinda sad that the Heirotitan is gone. Dammit GW you only came up with that unit last book!
EDIT3: And goodbye every TK special character except Settra and Khalida... may you rest in eternal slumber.


You have to remember that the game is balanced around having fun in a beer and pretzels setting not in a tournament. Nothing stopping you from doing as you said and ignoring/autopassing these requirements. Tournaments will no doubt autopass these requirements to avoid arguments.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:49:18


Post by: Tamereth


Beer and pretzel game indeed.

There's only one way to play this game, completely smashed.

and never in public.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:49:28


Post by: Yodhrin


 pretre wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.

Oh come on. It's man dollies. Who doesn't act like a five-year old occasionally?


Occasionally? Sure, once in a while, when I'm gaming with a few mates I know well, having a few beers.

Having to act like a child in every game I play, in front of random strangers at a club or store, in order to use the special rules of many of my units? No. That, to me, sounds like a profoundly socially uncomfortable experience, but I suppose GW cares even less for the money of people with ASDs than they do for the money of tournament gamers and people who like functional rules.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:49:33


Post by: unmercifulconker


Is this real life or just fantasy?

Tbh im not the type of guy to be so 'open' with new people and since my friends dont play Warhammer, I might find it a bit 'cringey' shouting things to people I dont know well but itll make games at the store a little more interesting.

These fourth wall breaking rules are something I can get behind.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:50:21


Post by: nudibranch


NOTE: The vast majority of these special rules are tied to special characters. If you don't want them in tournaments, just ban special characters. Though I do love the idea of gamers growing mustaches, buying bribe-muffins and installing tiny speakers into their Konrad models...


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:51:05


Post by: lord_blackfang


At this stage, the only thing I'm disappointed with is that Ogres don't get a buff while I'm eating.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:52:35


Post by: welshhoppo


My girlfriend is adamant that gw have made a joke , I want to believe her.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:52:35


Post by: unmercifulconker


 pretre wrote:
Automatically Appended Next Post:
 unmercifulconker wrote:
 Bull0 wrote:
 pretre wrote:
One Bat Short of a Belfry: Konrad is a
violent lunatic, and his temper does little
to help his stretched sanity. If, during
your hero phase, you talk to Konrad von
Carstein, you can re-roll all hit rolls of
1 for him until your next hero phase. If
Konrad von Carstein talks back to you,
re‑roll all failed hit rolls instead.


I officially won't hear another negative word about warscroll day.


Also, if Konrad does talk back to you...well....we'll just cross that bridge when we come to it.

Totally getting a small recording device for him.


That would be awesome.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:53:21


Post by: OrlandotheTechnicoloured


The Sigmarites need to have an ability triggered by playing (and singing along to) MC Hammers Hammer Time


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:54:20


Post by: Mr Morden


 Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.


Yeah we all play with toy soldiers cos we are that mature !

I recall Miss Demeanor from Magic


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:54:25


Post by: Matt.Kingsley


I wouldn't even be mad if you pre-recorded Konrad's voice to play back.
Just make sure you record it in your best crazed (Tran)Sylvanian accent


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:54:43


Post by: Red Harvest


 OrlandotheTechnicoloured wrote:
For the Skaven Screaming Bell,

roll 2 dice (roll cannot be modified).... but

13 Improbable Victory!: Against
all probability and reason, you
immediately win the battle (and
are hereafter branded a cheat –
not that that should bother a true
skaven general).

(so all Skaven players need to pick up a couple of dice with a 7 on them...)

I recommend d12's. (13 comes up on 12/144 outcomes) for your best odds. After all, It says roll 2 dice, not 2 d6s


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:55:13


Post by: 10penceman


I am at a complete loss is this a joke of some kind this is not a game but I guess gw can turn round and finally shut every one up that says this or that cost to many points or some things unbalanced because there is nothing there at all pmsl

I am so completely confused how this mounts to a game yes if you seriously sit down and work it all out great but as far as I can see gone are the pick up games it doesn't make a whole lot of sense you can't say only aloud 10 scrolls because you can have 30 guys of what ever type you like in there.

They have left the players to create the balance them selves it seems like gw have just thrown the toys out the pram with a we are sick of hearing people bitch at us about balance here you go a game with zero balance or as much as each individual group thinks right how ? What the hell happened ? This is a huge f*ck you from gw to the gamers and am not sure if its to be taken in some sort of humour or its vindictive in some way.

I don't know if this is brilliant marketing buy what ever as much as you want and field 10 full units to your oppents 1 biggest pocket book wins lol.
Honestly unless we are all missing something or something else comes out age of sigma has just killed warhammer few months then production ends feckin hell honestly am still a bit shocked at all this and I don't think I am alone


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:55:26


Post by: unmercifulconker


BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!: If you spill the blood of your opponent then you win the game automatically so long as you have at least one khorne model on the table.

Too much?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:56:35


Post by: nudibranch


Somehow I imagine Konrad to sound like Willem Defoe...


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:57:38


Post by: bubber


 unmercifulconker wrote:
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!: If you spill the blood of your opponent then you win the game automatically so long as you have at least one khorne model on the table.

Too much?


Not enough - you have to also rip his head off then polish up the skull, Predator-style.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:57:46


Post by: unmercifulconker


Bull0 I just yelped loudly in laughter, I know DEMAND that someone has a recorder for Konrad that spouts sassy comments about the past turn and your opponent.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:58:03


Post by: Matt.Kingsley


News headlines "A user of the online miniature wargaming forum DakkaDakka, unmercifulconker, has murdered a man he was playing with over a game of toy soldiers just to win a game"


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:58:14


Post by: NewTruthNeomaxim


 Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.


We play with toy soldiers for fun... and for some of us, write rules about them to make a living. I write fiction, and thus make up stories in my head all day, and people pay me to share those with them.

Ultimately, not everything needs to be so deadly serious. There are plenty of games that cater to us all.

Right now, we have had a mournful, weird, sometimes draining emotional rollercoaster for the last few days... These funny rules are a summer rain, in equal measure annoying, and refreshing.

I'll take the moment to just smile. We earned it.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:58:55


Post by: Eggs


Definately Kings of war for me then.

So long whfb. It's been fun, but I prefer to make my own jokes thanks.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:59:11


Post by: Yodhrin


 Mr Morden wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.


Yeah we all play with toy soldiers cos we are that mature !

I recall Miss Demeanor from Magic


If you look up I explain my feelings on the matter, but on you go, much easier to believe that anyone who's troubled by this rubbish is a joyless monster than remember that not everyone in the world finds certain things as easy as you do.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:59:19


Post by: Ghaz


So when is Spiral Arm Studios going to start work on a fantasy version of Maelstrom's Edge?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 22:59:28


Post by: unmercifulconker


 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
News headlines "A user of the online miniature wargaming forum DakkaDakka, unmercifulconker, has murdered a man he was playing with over a game of toy soldiers just to win a game"


They dont call me the merciful one.

Besides, Konrad told me to do it.

This is getting wierd.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:00:10


Post by: SJM


I'm very confused.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:00:33


Post by: Mr Morden


 Yodhrin wrote:
 Mr Morden wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.


Yeah we all play with toy soldiers cos we are that mature !

I recall Miss Demeanor from Magic


If you look up I explain my feelings on the matter, but on you go, much easier to believe that anyone who's troubled by this rubbish is a joyless monster than remember that not everyone in the world finds certain things as easy as you do.


I posted at the same time as loads of over people.

Wow touchy much - kinda hard to disagree with your description of yourself after that post.............

Seriously mate - lots of us love this sort of thing - so maybe YOU should stop being so judgemental - maybe?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:01:25


Post by: nudibranch


Again, the comedy rules are tied to special characters. If you don't like them, just ask your opponent not to use special characters.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:01:45


Post by: Yodhrin


 Mr Morden wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
 Mr Morden wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.


Yeah we all play with toy soldiers cos we are that mature !

I recall Miss Demeanor from Magic


If you look up I explain my feelings on the matter, but on you go, much easier to believe that anyone who's troubled by this rubbish is a joyless monster than remember that not everyone in the world finds certain things as easy as you do.


Wow touchy much - kinda hard to disagree with your description of yourself after that post.............


Oooh goody, making fun of autism now. Do carry on, maybe you can get everyone guffawing with a routine about how funny it is watching wheelchair users try to negotiate stairs.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:02:30


Post by: Bull0


Come on gentlemen, we don't really need to get the duelling pistols out over some joke rules do we?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:03:03


Post by: Mr Morden


 Yodhrin wrote:
 Mr Morden wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
 Mr Morden wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.


Yeah we all play with toy soldiers cos we are that mature !

I recall Miss Demeanor from Magic


If you look up I explain my feelings on the matter, but on you go, much easier to believe that anyone who's troubled by this rubbish is a joyless monster than remember that not everyone in the world finds certain things as easy as you do.


Wow touchy much - kinda hard to disagree with your description of yourself after that post.............


Oooh goody, making fun of autism now. Do carry on, maybe you can get everyone guffawing with a routine about how funny it is watching wheelchair users try to negotiate stairs.


If you like - what exactly is your problem with people having fun or apparently having any kind of opinion other than what matches your own.



Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:03:21


Post by: unmercifulconker


Reach of the Great Maw: As an Ogre player, during your action phase, you may choose to remove any model from play so long as you eat the model there with your opponent as witness.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:04:58


Post by: Mr Morden


 unmercifulconker wrote:
Reach of the Great Maw: As an Ogre player, during your action phase, you may choose to remove any model from play so long as you eat the model there with your opponent as witness.


Is that really there - thats quite funny


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:05:08


Post by: Morathi's Darkest Sin


I'm seeing this being a top seller for Kurt Helborg fans.. Duck down under the table just before the CC phase.. come back up wearing this.



Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:05:55


Post by: wana10


The dreaded 13th spell can create an entire unit of Queek Headtakers....


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:06:14


Post by: Mr Morden


I am really looking forward to trying this game out.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:06:26


Post by: lord_blackfang


Just reposting all the files again for convenience

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Compendiums/warhammer-aos-ogre-kingdoms-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Compendiums/warhammer-aos-orcs-and-goblins-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Compendiums/warhammer-aos-vampire-counts-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Compendiums/warhammer-aos-tomb-kings-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Compendiums/warhammer-aos-high-elves-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Compendiums/warhammer-aos-the-empire-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Compendiums/warhammer-aos-lizardmen-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Compendiums/warhammer-aos-bretonnia-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Compendiums/warhammer-aos-wood-elves-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Compendiums/warhammer-aos-warriors-of-chaos-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Compendiums/warhammer-aos-skaven-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Compendiums/warhammer-aos-beastmen-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Compendiums/warhammer-aos-daemons-of-chaos-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Compendiums/warhammer-aos-dark-elves-en.pdf

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Compendiums/warhammer-aos-dwarfs-en.pdf


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:07:17


Post by: RoninXiC


Wow.. I already said that I believe this to be the worst rules in the history of Tabletop.

And Im 100% certain that there will never be again a worse system... ever.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:07:18


Post by: Mr Morden


Nice idea but the links don;t work?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:08:51


Post by: Talys


 Yodhrin wrote:
 Mr Morden wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.


Yeah we all play with toy soldiers cos we are that mature !

I recall Miss Demeanor from Magic


If you look up I explain my feelings on the matter, but on you go, much easier to believe that anyone who's troubled by this rubbish is a joyless monster than remember that not everyone in the world finds certain things as easy as you do.


You should have the courtesy of not calling people out for enjoying what they enjoy. Your junk is someone else's treasure and vice versa.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:09:20


Post by: NewTruthNeomaxim


 Yodhrin wrote:
 Mr Morden wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
 Mr Morden wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.


Yeah we all play with toy soldiers cos we are that mature !

I recall Miss Demeanor from Magic


If you look up I explain my feelings on the matter, but on you go, much easier to believe that anyone who's troubled by this rubbish is a joyless monster than remember that not everyone in the world finds certain things as easy as you do.


Wow touchy much - kinda hard to disagree with your description of yourself after that post.............


Oooh goody, making fun of autism now. Do carry on, maybe you can get everyone guffawing with a routine about how funny it is watching wheelchair users try to negotiate stairs.


I have used a power-wheelchair ever since I was born...

... I have faced incredible social anxiety in just feeling like I "deserve" my place out in the world and amongst people.

So yeah... I know how hard it can be, I really do.

I also know the healing value in allowing yourself to have fun periodically, and say to hell with the judgements of others. I applaud you though for over-coming, and socializing in this hobby, and I wish you many happy games in a system that you really enjoy.

Peace, mate.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:09:48


Post by: pretre


RoninXiC wrote:
Wow.. I already said that I believe this to be the worst rules in the history of Tabletop.
.

What's Wil Wheaton have to do with this?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:11:27


Post by: Smuttbudgie


Well i was on the fence about the lack of balance thing before but with the special rules im in bugger it, should be fun playing against some freinds family with the rules.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:13:19


Post by: Thraxas Of Turai


I dread to think what I am going to spend on a grand alliance of the forces of Order (including Dark Elves).


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:13:32


Post by: RatBot


"Braying Warcry: Red-hot rage festers in
the savage minds of Wargors, their only
desire to rend and destroy. You can add 1
to all hit rolls made for a Wargor if, before
rolling the dice, you let loose a primal
warcry. Your warcry must use no actual
words, but angry grunts and raging snorts
are encouraged."

"Pride of the Reiksguard: Helborg’s
skill is as legendary as his moustache is
magnificent. You can re-roll any failed hit
rolls when attacking with the Runefang
so long as you have a bigger and more
impressive moustache than your opponent."


The Mad Count: Marius Leitdorf is an
exceptional swordsman, even if he is totally
insane. If, during your hero phase, you
pretend to ride an imaginary horse, you
can re-roll failed hit rolls for the Averland
Runefang until your next hero phase. If
you actually talk to your imaginary horse
you can re-roll failed wound rolls as well.



I am laughing my head off. This is the worst miniatures game in human history.


But no, guys,GW is a good company that seriously cares about making a quality game.

http://www.games-workshop.com/resources/PDF/AoS_Compendiums/warhammer-aos-the-empire-en.pdf


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:15:12


Post by: Mr Morden


Do you think many of the rules people player Paranoia


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:15:23


Post by: Eldarain


While they are very entertaining it is odd that they exist only in the pre-existing model range.

If this was the tone of the new game you'd think it would be present in the boxed game.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:16:37


Post by: Matt.Kingsley


I'm now going to actually bring pretzels to every game of AoS I plan with my friends


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:17:01


Post by: Dullspork


 Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.


I know. I can't believe that people like to enjoy themselves and have fun. There's no room for fun in gaming!


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:18:46


Post by: choasdwarflord


OK so NO idea what to make of this

"The landscapes of the Mortal Realms can
both aid and hinder your warriors. Unless
stated otherwise, a model can be moved
across scenery but not through it (so you
can’t move through a solid wall, or pass
through a tree, but can choose to have a
model climb up or over them)."

I cant through but can move across??? HUH???


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:19:39


Post by: GoonBandito


have the core rules themselves been made available yet?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:19:52


Post by: pretre


choasdwarflord wrote:
OK so NO idea what to make of this

"The landscapes of the Mortal Realms can
both aid and hinder your warriors. Unless
stated otherwise, a model can be moved
across scenery but not through it (so you
can’t move through a solid wall, or pass
through a tree, but can choose to have a
model climb up or over them)."

I cant through but can move across??? HUH???

Measure vertical as well as horizontal.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:20:53


Post by: Kanluwen


 Thraxas Of Turai wrote:
 Kanluwen wrote:
Did anyone else notice where the Hellcannon is listed?


WOC PDF between the Warshrine and the Spawn.

It's also, or was at the time of my posting, in the Dwarf army section.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:21:45


Post by: Matt.Kingsley


They way I read it it means you need to have enough movement to scale the terrain, costing additional movement depending on the height instead just phasing through.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:23:06


Post by: Grimtuff


 Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.


This.

And people wonder why they have to do the spiel of "Oh wargaming/mandollies are not just for kids!" when they tell people about their hobby. GW is the public face of this hobby in this country and they've just reinforced the stereotype. I'm gonna LOVE gak like this going on in the FLGS. People jumping around and shouting like morons as the rule of the game force them to do so...


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:23:37


Post by: Accolade




Please don't spam pictures. This thread is big enough already.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:26:25


Post by: lord_blackfang


It is what it is. I think it's time for the people with sticks up their bums to bow out, it's not like your moaning is going to accomplish anything now, apart from getting you a buff to Longbeards.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:27:05


Post by: Xyxox


So I've looked through several of the war scrolls and all I can say is...

RONNIE RENTON IS STILL THE HAPPIEST PERSON ON THE ENTIRE PLANET!!!


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:27:09


Post by: Mr Morden


 Grimtuff wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.


This.

And people wonder why they have to do the spiel of "Oh wargaming is not just for kids!" when they tell people about their hobby. I'm gonna LOVE gak like this going on in the FLGS. People jumping around and shouting like morons as the rule of the game force them to do so...


People play the games in different ways and have fun in different ways - I am quite happy to make noises, talk to my figures and other stuff and thats without the rules to back it up - on the other hand I don't personally enjoy playing rules lawyers and similar............

Our club can get pretty loud anyway - especially when people are enjoying the games.

Oh and we are in our 30s and 40s for the msot part....................

Signpost to war: Units that start their movement phase within 6" of a signpost can move an extra inch in that phase



Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:27:12


Post by: Comrade


Its very similiar to rules I made up when I was 10, and had some models, an never read the rule book......

There's is literally no point in taking some units now. taking Men at Arms is just asking to Auto lose.

Its like a chess game, where an opponent brings 6 queens and you get 10 Pawns and your opponent has the balls to say you have an advantage because you outnumber him.....


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:27:25


Post by: Talys


 GoonBandito wrote:
have the core rules themselves been made available yet?


They're in WD75, with scans everywhere.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:28:33


Post by: SJM


So what are the maximum units sizes? I think im missing some important rules lol.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:28:58


Post by: Morathi's Darkest Sin


Rule 1 folks, lets try not to target one another in all of this.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:29:06


Post by: Shadow Captain Edithae


Do Nurgle players get buffs to their models if they're diseased?

Does a Slaanesh player have to strip off?



Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:29:16


Post by: haroon


This system is terrible, and it would be a really bad idea for GW to adapt it for 40k which I why I am positive they are working on it :/


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:30:51


Post by: Talys


 Comrade wrote:
Its very similiar to rules I made up when I was 10, and had some models, an never read the rule book......

There's is literally no point in taking some units now. taking Men at Arms is just asking to Auto lose.

Its like a chess game, where an opponent brings 6 queens and you get 10 Pawns and your opponent has the balls to say you have an advantage because you outnumber him.....


Right. So from what I'm seeing so far, your two options are:

1. Play the scenario that tells you how many queens and pawns to take
2. Pick models and agree on a battle that feels right to both players

I mean, I get it -- Neither will make for great tournaments. I'm not entirely convinced that they can't make for good pick-up games, because MOST people I meet randomly are actually pretty cool people, and I think I could trust myself and them to choose out a couple of reasonably equal-ish armies, or at least pick out the obvious problems. But of course, that's not everyone's experience, and it takes away a lot from (virtually eliminates) the competitive listbuilding angle.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:31:00


Post by: Xyxox


 kendoka wrote:
The complete rules + all warscrolls (including for scenery):
http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/age-of-sigmar-compendiums/


Thanks. That has a link to the Core Rules as well as the Scenery War Scroll (which many ignored).

haroon wrote:
This system is terrible, and it would be a really bad idea for GW to adapt it for 40k which I why I am positive they are working on it :/


40K players must see the doom writing on the wall. They will evolve to this. they will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:31:46


Post by: Dullspork


 Talys wrote:
 GoonBandito wrote:
have the core rules themselves been made available yet?


They're in WD75, with scans everywhere.


And here - http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/age-of-sigmar-compendiums/


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:32:16


Post by: Talys


haroon wrote:
This system is terrible, and it would be a really bad idea for GW to adapt it for 40k which I why I am positive they are working on it :/


I doubt that very much. GW makes WAY too much money selling codex and campaign books to the 40k crowd to cannibalize those sales.

The only reason they did this was because "nobody" was buying Fantasy (or at least, a greatly reduced population).


Automatically Appended Next Post:
 Dullspork wrote:
 Talys wrote:
 GoonBandito wrote:
have the core rules themselves been made available yet?


They're in WD75, with scans everywhere.


And here - http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/age-of-sigmar-compendiums/


Nice, Thanks!


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:34:04


Post by: Compel


I suppose the bright side is, those crazy rules that I've seen so far seem to be for special characters only. - Right?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:34:06


Post by: SilverDevilfish


So... what do the stars in profiles mean? I don't think they're explained anywhere.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:34:08


Post by: Elemental


 RatBot wrote:
"Braying Warcry: Red-hot rage festers in
the savage minds of Wargors, their only
desire to rend and destroy. You can add 1
to all hit rolls made for a Wargor if, before
rolling the dice, you let loose a primal
warcry. Your warcry must use no actual
words, but angry grunts and raging snorts
are encouraged."

"Pride of the Reiksguard: Helborg’s
skill is as legendary as his moustache is
magnificent. You can re-roll any failed hit
rolls when attacking with the Runefang
so long as you have a bigger and more
impressive moustache than your opponent."


The Mad Count: Marius Leitdorf is an
exceptional swordsman, even if he is totally
insane. If, during your hero phase, you
pretend to ride an imaginary horse, you
can re-roll failed hit rolls for the Averland
Runefang until your next hero phase. If
you actually talk to your imaginary horse
you can re-roll failed wound rolls as well.


Imagine, just for a moment, that someone had posted those rules three months ago as rumours. What sort of reception do you think they'd have got?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:34:58


Post by: NewTruthNeomaxim


 Xyxox wrote:
 kendoka wrote:
The complete rules + all warscrolls (including for scenery):
http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/age-of-sigmar-compendiums/


Thanks. That has a link to the Core Rules as well as the Scenery War Scroll (which many ignored).

haroon wrote:
This system is terrible, and it would be a really bad idea for GW to adapt it for 40k which I why I am positive they are working on it :/


40K players must see the doom writing on the wall. They will evolve to this. they will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.


Hidden in the "Scenery Scrolls" is actually a very major rule about "walls and fences", in terms of cover. I'm surprised that one didn't make its way into the four-pager.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:35:01


Post by: Grimtuff


 Compel wrote:
I suppose the bright side is, those crazy rules that I've seen so far seem to be for special characters only. - Right?


Nope. Grail Knights are not special characters.

And that is one of the tamer ones...


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:35:41


Post by: Rayvon




Still cannot say I like the sigmarites or whatever they are called at all, the helmets just look weird.

I reckon I might actually get some dwarves in and have a bash now I have seen some warscrolls, seems like it could actually be fun, even though im not really into shouting and stuff while I play but thats hardly a negative, its not like its a requirement.

I do feel for the chaps that were after balance though, shame not everyone is happy.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:36:42


Post by: SilverDevilfish


 Elemental wrote:
 RatBot wrote:
"Braying Warcry: Red-hot rage festers in
the savage minds of Wargors, their only
desire to rend and destroy. You can add 1
to all hit rolls made for a Wargor if, before
rolling the dice, you let loose a primal
warcry. Your warcry must use no actual
words, but angry grunts and raging snorts
are encouraged."

"Pride of the Reiksguard: Helborg’s
skill is as legendary as his moustache is
magnificent. You can re-roll any failed hit
rolls when attacking with the Runefang
so long as you have a bigger and more
impressive moustache than your opponent."


The Mad Count: Marius Leitdorf is an
exceptional swordsman, even if he is totally
insane. If, during your hero phase, you
pretend to ride an imaginary horse, you
can re-roll failed hit rolls for the Averland
Runefang until your next hero phase. If
you actually talk to your imaginary horse
you can re-roll failed wound rolls as well.


Imagine, just for a moment, that someone had posted those rules three months ago as rumours. What sort of reception do you think they'd have got?


People would be wondering if they were in one of Kid_Kyoto's threads.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:36:51


Post by: Mr Morden


 SilverDevilfish wrote:
So... what do the stars in profiles mean? I don't think they're explained anywhere.


That they are variable - usually dependant on how many wounds a model has taken - quite a nice mechanic actually


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:39:02


Post by: Yodhrin


 Mr Morden wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
 Mr Morden wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
 Mr Morden wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.


Yeah we all play with toy soldiers cos we are that mature !

I recall Miss Demeanor from Magic


If you look up I explain my feelings on the matter, but on you go, much easier to believe that anyone who's troubled by this rubbish is a joyless monster than remember that not everyone in the world finds certain things as easy as you do.


Wow touchy much - kinda hard to disagree with your description of yourself after that post.............


Oooh goody, making fun of autism now. Do carry on, maybe you can get everyone guffawing with a routine about how funny it is watching wheelchair users try to negotiate stairs.


If you like - what exactly is your problem with people having fun or apparently having any kind of opinion other than what matches your own.



I typed out several snarky responses to this bait, but I've decided I'm going to actually try and make an effort to convey my view on this, even though I fully expect to be rewarded with a series of "get over it, lulz" and "lighten up broskie!" posts.

This kind of thing isn't just a bit of fun to someone like myself. It's taken twenty years for me to reach a point I can interact with people in public in a way that appears "normal" to them and to observers, and doing so requires constant effort on my part. I cannot tell when someone is annoyed, or offended, or bored by what I say or do, I have no access to the constant stream of subconscious information most people are processing during social interactions, and because of the often ridiculous social conventions people follow I have to -on top of trying to consciously analyse the other person's behaviour to try and glean their intent- carefully moderate my behaviour, as the other person will likely not actually tell me when I have annoyed, offended, or bored them, they will just assume that I know full-well what I've done and am continuing to do it because I dislike them, meaning they either leave the conversation and end up telling others that I'm an unpleasant person, or they will explode angrily, from my perspective out of nowhere, and I have no way to respond to that. I'm not fishing for sympathy here, I'm just trying to provide context so you can understand where I'm coming from.

This kind of OTT behaviour isn't something I can do in front of random strangers, or even just acquaintances, because I'm not getting any cues from them, no feedback. By requiring this kind of "acting up" in the actual rules for the game, rather than leaving humour up to spontaneity as it should be, I'm left with essentially two choices; don't play the game(since organised play with friends I know well enough to relax around is rare these days), or refuse to use that part of the rules and explain why(or else be branded a killjoy, see above replies to my initial distaste). Out of interest, have you ever seen how most people tend to react when they're told by the person they're talking to that person has some form of mental health issue or disorder? When the most common responses to the "explain why" option are going to be either mockery or profound awkwardness, you can perhaps grasp why that's an unappealing option.

For you this kind of "mandated fun" isn't a problem, because if you enjoyed that kind of humour as part of your gaming experience anyway nothing has really changed for you, or if it has changed it's not in a way that causes you any trouble. For folk like myself, or for just generally socially awkward or shy people(who, you might have noticed, are fairly prevalent in geekdom), it's a genuine impediment. Just as, for you, lack of a ramp into a building causes no problems, but is a fairly big deal for a wheelchair user.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:41:02


Post by: Shadow Captain Edithae


Did Gamesworkshop just jump the shark?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:41:57


Post by: MangoMadness


 Talys wrote:

2. Pick models and agree on a battle that feels right to both players

I mean, I get it -- Neither will make for great tournaments. I'm not entirely convinced that they can't make for good pick-up games, because MOST people I meet randomly are actually pretty cool people, and I think I could trust myself and them to choose out a couple of reasonably equal-ish armies.


The problem with this is there is no base level for comparison. What do you say before the game? You cant say 2000 point game, how do you describe the size of battle you wish to play? Do you say 15 unit game? but do 2 dwarf hammer units = 3 units of zombies? = 1 unit of khorne cav???

One player is speaking in oranges the other in apples.

How do you compare armies? You cant

Its absolutely laughable


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:42:14


Post by: RiTides


Catapulted it! Where's the meme image??


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:42:31


Post by: Swastakowey


Munchkin did it better I think... at least I feel like a normal person playing munchkin anyway.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:44:57


Post by: Grimtuff


 Shadow Captain Edithae wrote:
Did Gamesworkshop just jump the shark?


They've nuked the fridge, they've jumped the shark.

I said this in another thread- I'd call GW a Mickey Mouse operation, but that would be an insult to cartoon mice everywhere.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:45:46


Post by: Xyxox


I can confirm. Ronnie Renton is laughing his @$$ off.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:46:27


Post by: Kanluwen


NewTruthNeomaxim wrote:

Hidden in the "Scenery Scrolls" is actually a very major rule about "walls and fences", in terms of cover. I'm surprised that one didn't make its way into the four-pager.

It makes the guy who was ranting about how you had to "put models on top of fences in order for them to claim cover saves" look like a goon, in my opinion.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:46:30


Post by: Guildsman


What an absolute joke. GW have officially given up any pretense that they actually make games. I sincerely hope my local FLGS decides to ban this kind of stupid behavior.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:47:14


Post by: mikhaila


 kendoka wrote:
I am all for a simple (fast) rules set - but the AoS one seems unfinished/untested (much like GW's Triumph and Treachery).

Sudden Death is boring, deciding victories on model count alone gives a massive bonus to elite (SM) forces, missile targeting (LOS through other units) needs clarification and so does movement (measure up and down if climbing walls?), no way (apart from Armour Save) to defend oneself in CC, piling in to CC weapon range results in models ending un in a pile, etc.

Also the measuring from the tip of the model combined with no facing and no part of the model being allowed to move more than the Move results in very strange movement. Such as when my Cold One Knights had enemies behind them and had to move+charge backwards into CC (attacking with the tip of their tails) in order to reach the enemy...

Needs some tweaking (and points).


From our playtesting:

Skip sudden death.
We measure from the base.
Dont worry about the distance parts of the model moves if you are just rotating the model on it's center. Especially on round bases this makes sense.

This was much, much easier and better


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:48:08


Post by: Thud


Yeah, looks like I won't be painting up my Dark Elves.

I'm sure talking to your models, yelling at your opponent, and making silly gestures will be super hilarious the fiftieth time you do it. I guess I'm getting too old for this gak.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:48:10


Post by: Mr Morden


 Yodhrin wrote:
 Mr Morden wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
 Mr Morden wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
 Mr Morden wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.


Yeah we all play with toy soldiers cos we are that mature !

I recall Miss Demeanor from Magic


If you look up I explain my feelings on the matter, but on you go, much easier to believe that anyone who's troubled by this rubbish is a joyless monster than remember that not everyone in the world finds certain things as easy as you do.


Wow touchy much - kinda hard to disagree with your description of yourself after that post.............


Oooh goody, making fun of autism now. Do carry on, maybe you can get everyone guffawing with a routine about how funny it is watching wheelchair users try to negotiate stairs.


If you like - what exactly is your problem with people having fun or apparently having any kind of opinion other than what matches your own.



I typed out several snarky responses to this bait, but I've decided I'm going to actually try and make an effort to convey my view on this, even though I fully expect to be rewarded with a series of "get over it, lulz" and "lighten up broskie!" posts.

This kind of thing isn't just a bit of fun to someone like myself. It's taken twenty years for me to reach a point I can interact with people in public in a way that appears "normal" to them and to observers, and doing so requires constant effort on my part. I cannot tell when someone is annoyed, or offended, or bored by what I say or do, I have no access to the constant stream of subconscious information most people are processing during social interactions, and because of the often ridiculous social conventions people follow I have to -on top of trying to consciously analyse the other person's behaviour to try and glean their intent- carefully moderate my behaviour, as the other person will likely not actually tell me when I have annoyed, offended, or bored them, they will just assume that I know full-well what I've done and am continuing to do it because I dislike them, meaning they either leave the conversation and end up telling others that I'm an unpleasant person, or they will explode angrily, from my perspective out of nowhere, and I have no way to respond to that. I'm not fishing for sympathy here, I'm just trying to provide context so you can understand where I'm coming from.

This kind of OTT behaviour isn't something I can do in front of random strangers, or even just acquaintances, because I'm not getting any cues from them, no feedback. By requiring this kind of "acting up" in the actual rules for the game, rather than leaving humour up to spontaneity as it should be, I'm left with essentially two choices; don't play the game(since organised play with friends I know well enough to relax around is rare these days), or refuse to use that part of the rules and explain why(or else be branded a killjoy, see above replies to my initial distaste). Out of interest, have you ever seen how most people tend to react when they're told by the person they're talking to that person has some form of mental health issue or disorder? When the most common responses to the "explain why" option are going to be either mockery or profound awkwardness, you can perhaps grasp why that's an unappealing option.

For you this kind of "mandated fun" isn't a problem, because if you enjoyed that kind of humour as part of your gaming experience anyway nothing has really changed for you, or if it has changed it's not in a way that causes you any trouble. For folk like myself, or for just generally socially awkward or shy people(who, you might have noticed, are fairly prevalent in geekdom), it's a genuine impediment. Just as, for you, lack of a ramp into a building causes no problems, but is a fairly big deal for a wheelchair user.


Fair enough - but I should say that I apparently I have similar issues with my interactions with people - people have even suggested that I am somewhere on the Autistic specturm - although a friend who works with Autistic children a her job is not convinced. I understand to a small degree what you are saying but I also tend to respond with annoyance - again apparently I have anger issues...........amongst other things.

As I mentioned in my post - I replied at the same time as various others - including your reply to another - mine was intended to be joky - hence the use of eomitcons something I do way too much of ..... I just saw a unexpected response to a amusing game mechanic =- similar things I have experienced in games like Lunch Money. Your post - likely wrongly came across as mocking thoose who can enjoy such childish nonsense - for some of us Childishness is an important way of dealing with the real world........

I tend to use humour alot - it avoids dealing with real life too much which I often find tiresome - but thats likely just me.......



Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:48:11


Post by: SilverDevilfish


 Grimtuff wrote:
 Shadow Captain Edithae wrote:
Did Gamesworkshop just jump the shark?


They've nuked the fridge, they've jumped the shark.

I said this in another thread- I'd call GW a Mickey Mouse operation, but that would be an insult to cartoon mice everywhere.


They've placed themselves in the fridge, and have jumped a shark that has eaten a nuke.

And the nuke went off while in mid-jump.

Edit: My Double post isn't dying like a normal double post


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:48:20


Post by: RoninXiC


So you actually play till the very last model has been killed? THat like.. bad?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:48:25


Post by: Freytag93


Don't know if this has been posted, but I've seen some discussion in the WHF threads about the use of the new names. Under faction they have kept the normal names (for now at least). But if you check under race, you see all the new names have been posted. Here's the list of the new races:
Aelf (elves)
Beastmen
Daemon
Duardin (dwarves)
Grot (goblins)
Human (former empire and brets)
Mortal (former WoC)
Mummy (Tomb Kings, specifically the actual tomb kings)
Ogor (former OK)
Orruk (orks)
Seraphon (former lizardmen)
Skaven
Skeleton (both VC skelies and TK)
Sylvaneth (tree kin from WE. Very interesting that these were split off. Maybe part of the destruction forces now?)
Troggoth (only trolls)
Vampires (just the vampires from VC)

Interestingly, I can't find the gnoblars in this list. I would have thought that they'd be in either Ogor or Grot. But they're not in either. I wonder if GW will get rid of them of it was just a formatting error.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:48:27


Post by: Avrik_Shasla


Almighty Sigmar, give me strength -_-.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:49:14


Post by: SJM


Right I'm very confused... take this for example -

War Boar
Some Orc Warbosses ride to battle on War Boars; these models have Move 9" instead of 5" and gain the War Boar’s Tusks attack.


So obviously it is better to be mounted on a War boar, but as I understand it, there are no points.... so if your warboss is on a war boar he is better but is the same value as the Warboss on foot? Is there a down side to being on a Warboar? Or has this just made every Orc Warboss model not on a Warboar obsolete?

yea.... im very confused. help?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:51:20


Post by: RoninXiC


There is no value. DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
Thats the only "rule" they give you.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:51:38


Post by: statu


 Yodhrin wrote:
Spoiler:
 Mr Morden wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
 Mr Morden wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
 Mr Morden wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.


Yeah we all play with toy soldiers cos we are that mature !

I recall Miss Demeanor from Magic


If you look up I explain my feelings on the matter, but on you go, much easier to believe that anyone who's troubled by this rubbish is a joyless monster than remember that not everyone in the world finds certain things as easy as you do.


Wow touchy much - kinda hard to disagree with your description of yourself after that post.............


Oooh goody, making fun of autism now. Do carry on, maybe you can get everyone guffawing with a routine about how funny it is watching wheelchair users try to negotiate stairs.


If you like - what exactly is your problem with people having fun or apparently having any kind of opinion other than what matches your own.



I typed out several snarky responses to this bait, but I've decided I'm going to actually try and make an effort to convey my view on this, even though I fully expect to be rewarded with a series of "get over it, lulz" and "lighten up broskie!" posts.

This kind of thing isn't just a bit of fun to someone like myself. It's taken twenty years for me to reach a point I can interact with people in public in a way that appears "normal" to them and to observers, and doing so requires constant effort on my part. I cannot tell when someone is annoyed, or offended, or bored by what I say or do, I have no access to the constant stream of subconscious information most people are processing during social interactions, and because of the often ridiculous social conventions people follow I have to -on top of trying to consciously analyse the other person's behaviour to try and glean their intent- carefully moderate my behaviour, as the other person will likely not actually tell me when I have annoyed, offended, or bored them, they will just assume that I know full-well what I've done and am continuing to do it because I dislike them, meaning they either leave the conversation and end up telling others that I'm an unpleasant person, or they will explode angrily, from my perspective out of nowhere, and I have no way to respond to that. I'm not fishing for sympathy here, I'm just trying to provide context so you can understand where I'm coming from.

This kind of OTT behaviour isn't something I can do in front of random strangers, or even just acquaintances, because I'm not getting any cues from them, no feedback. By requiring this kind of "acting up" in the actual rules for the game, rather than leaving humour up to spontaneity as it should be, I'm left with essentially two choices; don't play the game(since organised play with friends I know well enough to relax around is rare these days), or refuse to use that part of the rules and explain why(or else be branded a killjoy, see above replies to my initial distaste). Out of interest, have you ever seen how most people tend to react when they're told by the person they're talking to that person has some form of mental health issue or disorder? When the most common responses to the "explain why" option are going to be either mockery or profound awkwardness, you can perhaps grasp why that's an unappealing option.

For you this kind of "mandated fun" isn't a problem, because if you enjoyed that kind of humour as part of your gaming experience anyway nothing has really changed for you, or if it has changed it's not in a way that causes you any trouble. For folk like myself, or for just generally socially awkward or shy people(who, you might have noticed, are fairly prevalent in geekdom), it's a genuine impediment. Just as, for you, lack of a ramp into a building causes no problems, but is a fairly big deal for a wheelchair user.


Exalted, I'm in a similar position, though no where near as severe. So far I'm thinking I'm just going to deadpan things like saying Waaagh! as my orc's charge, or just say I don't want the advantage. It looks like the silly rules are completely optional, so I can't see them being massive issues


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:52:30


Post by: Kanluwen


 Freytag93 wrote:
Don't know if this has been posted, but I've seen some discussion in the WHF threads about the use of the new names. Under faction they have kept the normal names (for now at least). But if you check under race, you see all the new names have been posted. Here's the list of the new races:
Aelf (elves)
Beastmen
Daemon
Duardin (dwarves)
Grot (goblins)
Human (former empire and brets)
Mortal (former WoC)
Mummy (Tomb Kings, specifically the actual tomb kings)
Ogor (former OK)
Orruk (orks)
Seraphon (former lizardmen)
Skaven
Skeleton (both VC skelies and TK)
Sylvaneth (tree kin from WE. Very interesting that these were split off. Maybe part of the destruction forces now?)
Troggoth (only trolls)
Vampires (just the vampires from VC)

Interestingly, I can't find the gnoblars in this list. I would have thought that they'd be in either Ogor or Grot. But they're not in either. I wonder if GW will get rid of them of it was just a formatting error.


What you missed is that the actual Battlescrolls have "keywords" in there.

"Sylvaneth" have their own keyword within the Wood Elf Battlescrolls.

So, the keywords for--say--a Dark Elf Assassin are:
Order, Aelf, Exiles, Hero, Dark Elf Assassin


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:52:33


Post by: Thraxas Of Turai


 SJM wrote:
Right I'm very confused... take this for example -

War Boar
Some Orc Warbosses ride to battle on War Boars; these models have Move 9" instead of 5" and gain the War Boar’s Tusks attack.


So obviously it is better to be mounted on a War boar, but as I understand it, there are no points.... so if your warboss is on a war boar he is better but is the same value as the Warboss on foot? Is there a down side to being on a Warboar? Or has this just made every Orc Warboss model not on a Warboar obsolete?

yea.... im very confused. help?


Same with standards and musicians.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:52:43


Post by: Chopxsticks


I really think if they would have left out the "or more" from the Unit size this could have gone sooooo much better.

Example: Skaven slaves, 1 warscroll is a unit of 20 or more skaven slaves.

How easy would it have been to just leave out "or more" and now we all know 1 warscroll for skaven slaves is 20 models. if you want 40 skaven slaves you now have to take 2 warscrolls. That seemed to easy I guess?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:52:49


Post by: Thunderfrog


 Yodhrin wrote:
 Mr Morden wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
 Mr Morden wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
 Mr Morden wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:
Wow. I'm actually a bit surprised so many people find the idea of a game system that requires you to behave like a five year old appealing.


Yeah we all play with toy soldiers cos we are that mature !

I recall Miss Demeanor from Magic


If you look up I explain my feelings on the matter, but on you go, much easier to believe that anyone who's troubled by this rubbish is a joyless monster than remember that not everyone in the world finds certain things as easy as you do.


Wow touchy much - kinda hard to disagree with your description of yourself after that post.............


Oooh goody, making fun of autism now. Do carry on, maybe you can get everyone guffawing with a routine about how funny it is watching wheelchair users try to negotiate stairs.


If you like - what exactly is your problem with people having fun or apparently having any kind of opinion other than what matches your own.



I typed out several snarky responses to this bait, but I've decided I'm going to actually try and make an effort to convey my view on this, even though I fully expect to be rewarded with a series of "get over it, lulz" and "lighten up broskie!" posts.

This kind of thing isn't just a bit of fun to someone like myself. It's taken twenty years for me to reach a point I can interact with people in public in a way that appears "normal" to them and to observers, and doing so requires constant effort on my part. I cannot tell when someone is annoyed, or offended, or bored by what I say or do, I have no access to the constant stream of subconscious information most people are processing during social interactions, and because of the often ridiculous social conventions people follow I have to -on top of trying to consciously analyse the other person's behaviour to try and glean their intent- carefully moderate my behaviour, as the other person will likely not actually tell me when I have annoyed, offended, or bored them, they will just assume that I know full-well what I've done and am continuing to do it because I dislike them, meaning they either leave the conversation and end up telling others that I'm an unpleasant person, or they will explode angrily, from my perspective out of nowhere, and I have no way to respond to that. I'm not fishing for sympathy here, I'm just trying to provide context so you can understand where I'm coming from.

This kind of OTT behaviour isn't something I can do in front of random strangers, or even just acquaintances, because I'm not getting any cues from them, no feedback. By requiring this kind of "acting up" in the actual rules for the game, rather than leaving humour up to spontaneity as it should be, I'm left with essentially two choices; don't play the game(since organised play with friends I know well enough to relax around is rare these days), or refuse to use that part of the rules and explain why(or else be branded a killjoy, see above replies to my initial distaste). Out of interest, have you ever seen how most people tend to react when they're told by the person they're talking to that person has some form of mental health issue or disorder? When the most common responses to the "explain why" option are going to be either mockery or profound awkwardness, you can perhaps grasp why that's an unappealing option.

For you this kind of "mandated fun" isn't a problem, because if you enjoyed that kind of humour as part of your gaming experience anyway nothing has really changed for you, or if it has changed it's not in a way that causes you any trouble. For folk like myself, or for just generally socially awkward or shy people(who, you might have noticed, are fairly prevalent in geekdom), it's a genuine impediment. Just as, for you, lack of a ramp into a building causes no problems, but is a fairly big deal for a wheelchair user.


Exalted for honesty and not taking bait.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:52:55


Post by: Comrade


 SJM wrote:
Right I'm very confused... take this for example -

War Boar
Some Orc Warbosses ride to battle on War Boars; these models have Move 9" instead of 5" and gain the War Boar’s Tusks attack.


So obviously it is better to be mounted on a War boar, but as I understand it, there are no points.... so if your warboss is on a war boar he is better but is the same value as the Warboss on foot? Is there a down side to being on a Warboar? Or has this just made every Orc Warboss model not on a Warboar obsolete?

yea.... im very confused. help?


You are reading it correct. They are the same 'value' just as a goblin is the same 'value' as a Chaos Warrior in AoS.......


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:53:34


Post by: Guildsman


 SJM wrote:
Right I'm very confused... take this for example -

War Boar
Some Orc Warbosses ride to battle on War Boars; these models have Move 9" instead of 5" and gain the War Boar’s Tusks attack.


So obviously it is better to be mounted on a War boar, but as I understand it, there are no points.... so if your warboss is on a war boar he is better but is the same value as the Warboss on foot? Is there a down side to being on a Warboar? Or has this just made every Orc Warboss model not on a Warboar obsolete?

yea.... im very confused. help?

The limiting factor is price, of course. If you can't afford a warboss on a boar, you have to make do with the less useful footslogging version. Because this is a real game with real, meaningful rules!


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:53:36


Post by: Thunderfrog


 MangoMadness wrote:
 Talys wrote:

2. Pick models and agree on a battle that feels right to both players

I mean, I get it -- Neither will make for great tournaments. I'm not entirely convinced that they can't make for good pick-up games, because MOST people I meet randomly are actually pretty cool people, and I think I could trust myself and them to choose out a couple of reasonably equal-ish armies.


The problem with this is there is no base level for comparison. What do you say before the game? You cant say 2000 point game, how do you describe the size of battle you wish to play? Do you say 15 unit game? but do 2 dwarf hammer units = 3 units of zombies? = 1 unit of khorne cav???

One player is speaking in oranges the other in apples.

How do you compare armies? You cant

Its absolutely laughable


This is pretty much the number one problem. I see no reason not to mount every tomb king I own on a 12 wound - half damage taking warsphinx.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:54:41


Post by: Livingcover


Just to throw in my two cents...

I will give this a try. I will have to learn it good enough beforehand to teach it to the only other fantasy player I know, which happens to be dyslectic.
But I shall give it a fair chance, and get in a few games with the guy before we judge the game too harshly.
Yet, from what I've read so far... I don't exactly have high hopes that this is a game any of us want to play.

We'll see.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:55:03


Post by: Compel


I'd insert the Picard / Riker double facepalm gif here but I know you're mostly all thinking it already...


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:56:52


Post by: Fezman


If i had to sum up this release in one word, it would be "weird."

The rules that encourage amateur dramatics make it feel like a bizarre hybrid of tabletop wargame and party game...maybe I would have preferred them as an optional expansion. Personally I would prefer to avoid them, as public clowning isn't my thing. Maybe if I was among friends and the atmosphere was right, but again, it feels weird to have them there in the normal everyday rules.

And the game itself is equally strange...I still havent quite got over the idea of GW giving away free rules. I feel like there must be a catch coming, or maybe they really are just aiming to be a model company these days. However, I greatly like the idea of a game with simple core rules where your unit cards influence what can be done, with the interplay of units almost being a game in itself; it reminds me a little of stat cards in Deadzone. My main interest lies in seeing whether you can get a good fantasy skirmish campaign going. If you can't, I'll probably just get Frostgrave instead.

I just wish the rules about measuring from the model and unlimited army size weren't so open to abuse (not to mention you and your opponent's models being allowed to rampage over each other's bases!). I foresee these being major obstacles to enjoying the game and a potential source of arguments between players (MFA, etc). At the very least, if the game turns out to be bad, I didn't waste money on it.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:57:52


Post by: Xyxox


WarSigmar: Age of Facepalm

where even the grimdarkest of pessimists turned out to be shining lights of optimism.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:57:57


Post by: Grimtuff


 Compel wrote:
I'd insert the Picard / Riker double facepalm gif here but I know you're mostly all thinking it already...





Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:59:22


Post by: mikhaila


 Xyxox wrote:
I can confirm. Ronnie Renton is laughing his @$$ off.


I had a good talk with Ronnie the other day on facebook. He hadn't heard about the changes. And like the rest of us had a huge "WTF?" moment

But a golden opportunity for KOW. I'm talking to Joe Neet this week about running some KOW2 tournaments as soon as it's out. Taking pre-orders now.

As a player, i might have preferences. But as a store? i'll line up the KOW pony next to the AOS pony and ride both as hard as i can with one foot on each and the reins in my teeth.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/03 23:59:28


Post by: Necros


So, mayhaps I missed it, but can you have mixed units? Like 1 unit of 20 with 10 sword guys + 10 spear guys? Or would they have to be 2 separate units like before?

liking what I read for my lizards and night goblins so far. I'm prolly gonna get the rules + scroll PDFs I need printed into a little book at Staples though.. cuz I'm old, and I need a book.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:00:17


Post by: Eldarain


I really want to know how they are going to approach the release schedule for this game.

Will it be one race at a time or perhaps more of a Warmachine style mixed release schedule.

Will the new rules be as silly as the Ravening Warscrolls are?

Such an odd release. I like so much of what they are going for but there are some brutal head scratching missteps in there.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:00:23


Post by: Elemental


 Grimtuff wrote:
 Shadow Captain Edithae wrote:
Did Gamesworkshop just jump the shark?


They've nuked the fridge, they've jumped the shark.

I said this in another thread- I'd call GW a Mickey Mouse operation, but that would be an insult to cartoon mice everywhere.


You can't really accuse them of inconsistency, though. This is the logical progression of the path that we've seen for some time in 40K. Everything is made up, and the points don't matter.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:00:49


Post by: nudibranch


Whilst some of these rules are entertaining to me,imho I am still sadly unsatisfied with these recent developments. This is not to disparage those happy with AoS.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:01:43


Post by: NewTruthNeomaxim


 Fezman wrote:
If i had to sum up this release in one word, it would be "weird."

The rules that encourage amateur dramatics make it feel like a bizarre hybrid of tabletop wargame and party game...maybe I would have preferred them as an optional expansion. Personally I would prefer to avoid them, as public clowning isn't my thing. Maybe if I was among friends and the atmosphere was right, but again, it feels weird to have them there in the normal everyday rules.

And the game itself is equally strange...I still havent quite got over the idea of GW giving away free rules. I feel like there must be a catch coming, or maybe they really are just aiming to be a model company these days. However, I greatly like the idea of a game with simple core rules where your unit cards influence what can be done, with the interplay of units almost being a game in itself; it reminds me a little of stat cards in Deadzone. My main interest lies in seeing whether you can get a good fantasy skirmish campaign going. If you can't, I'll probably just get Frostgrave instead.

I just wish the rules about measuring from the model and unlimited army size weren't so open to abuse (not to mention you and your opponent's models being allowed to rampage over each other's bases!). At the very least, if the game turns out to be bad, I didn't waste money on it.


Good choice. That game does look absolutely amazing, and early reviews make it sound like the true successor to Mordheim.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:02:04


Post by: SJM


I'm a 40k player, but I'm willing to give it a try, it just seems a large part of the game is missing, I need structure!


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:02:21


Post by: Grimtuff


 Elemental wrote:
 Grimtuff wrote:
 Shadow Captain Edithae wrote:
Did Gamesworkshop just jump the shark?


They've nuked the fridge, they've jumped the shark.

I said this in another thread- I'd call GW a Mickey Mouse operation, but that would be an insult to cartoon mice everywhere.


You can't really accuse them of inconsistency, though. This is the logical progression of the path that we've seen for some time in 40K. Everything is made up, and the points don't matter.


So this is the pinnacle of their madness?

The 40k community just breathed a collective sigh of relief as maybe old man GW will be back on his meds when it is time to update to 8th.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:02:37


Post by: Cyporiean


"The endless Dance:
If you are dancing
while rolling the dice for the Masque’s
attacks in the combat phase, you can re-
roll any failed hit rolls. If, at any point, you
can coerce your opponent to join in, you
can re-roll any failed wound rolls as well."

I can't wait for Adepticon.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:03:19


Post by: Matt.Kingsley


So wait... are the scenery Warscrolls like Fortifications in 40K or are they just 'normal' terrain for use instead of the random effect roll?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:06:57


Post by: nudibranch


I will also say that some of comedy rules, at least to me, seem entertaining 'on paper' but I have feeling that this might be less so, at least to me, in practice.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:09:47


Post by: Xyxox


nudibranch wrote:
I will also say that some of comedy rules, at least to me, seem entertaining 'on paper' but I have feeling that this might be less so, at least to me, in practice.


I think the design team had a retreat to Denver Colorado for two weeks while inventing these war scrolls.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:09:58


Post by: mikhaila


Grabbed all the files off the NZ server, took them to the printer, and have all 439 pages into 4 binders.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:10:32


Post by: pretre


 mikhaila wrote:
Grabbed all the files off the NZ server, took them to the printer, and have all 439 pages into 4 binders.

That's awesome. I might have gone 2 UP and double-sided, but I'm a bit weird like that.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:11:55


Post by: Mort


 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
So wait... are the scenery Warscrolls like Fortifications in 40K or are they just 'normal' terrain for use instead of the random effect roll?


They are similar to Fortifications.

Most of them have special rules of some kind. Some are deadly. Some give you minor benefits.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:13:26


Post by: xaszatm


So...my new army is 2 Fateweavers and a Screaming Bell. On my first turn, during the Hero phase I use Peal of Doom then use Fateweaver's ability Oracle of Eternity to give myself a 13. I win and have the bonus of playing exactly like a Skaven.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:14:04


Post by: Xyxox


The only way I can describe this is jumping the Sharknado in a fridge while a nuke goes off.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:14:27


Post by: PuddlePirate


Can anyone help me here? I'm reading the rules and there is no point system? how can my 1 wound dwarfs stand up to 4 wound ogres? how is this fair? am i missing something? Not trying to be a troll or anything or bitch, i just want to know if I'm missing something that helps this game to be fair for all partys involved?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:14:55


Post by: Swastakowey


xaszatm wrote:
So...my new army is 2 Fateweavers and a Screaming Bell. On my first turn, during the Hero phase I use Peal of Doom then use Fateweaver's ability Oracle of Eternity to give myself a 13. I win and have the bonus of playing exactly like a Skaven.


Why not put down a set of 3 of these? Just in case...


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:14:58


Post by: pretre


 Xyxox wrote:
The only way I can describe this is jumping the Sharknado in a fridge while a nuke goes off.

I think all of these jumping the shark comments have now themselves jumped the shark. How meta.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:15:31


Post by: Xyxox


 PuddlePirate wrote:
Can anyone help me here? I'm reading the rules and there is no point system? how can my 1 wound dwarfs stand up to 4 wound ogres? how is this fair? am i missing something? Not trying to be a troll or anything or bitch, i just want to know if I'm missing something that helps this game to be fair for all partys involved?


There are no points. The rules explicitly state you can put as many models on the battlefield until no more can fit.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
 pretre wrote:
 Xyxox wrote:
The only way I can describe this is jumping the Sharknado in a fridge while a nuke goes off.

I think all of these jumping the shark comments have now themselves jumped the shark. How meta.


they've jumped the shark while nuking the fridge.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:16:47


Post by: xaszatm


 Swastakowey wrote:
xaszatm wrote:
So...my new army is 2 Fateweavers and a Screaming Bell. On my first turn, during the Hero phase I use Peal of Doom then use Fateweaver's ability Oracle of Eternity to give myself a 13. I win and have the bonus of playing exactly like a Skaven.


Why not put down a set of 3 of these? Just in case...


Because I want to keep at least 2 of my teeth?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:17:01


Post by: pretre


 Xyxox wrote:

 pretre wrote:
 Xyxox wrote:
The only way I can describe this is jumping the Sharknado in a fridge while a nuke goes off.

I think all of these jumping the shark comments have now themselves jumped the shark. How meta.


they've jumped the shark while nuking the fridge.

Thanks for proving my point.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
 Swastakowey wrote:
xaszatm wrote:
So...my new army is 2 Fateweavers and a Screaming Bell. On my first turn, during the Hero phase I use Peal of Doom then use Fateweaver's ability Oracle of Eternity to give myself a 13. I win and have the bonus of playing exactly like a Skaven.


Why not put down a set of 3 of these? Just in case...

Considering it explicitly says you cheated to do it, you'd be hard pressed to pull this off in any competitive setting. Most events have rules against cheating.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:18:00


Post by: Swastakowey


xaszatm wrote:
 Swastakowey wrote:
xaszatm wrote:
So...my new army is 2 Fateweavers and a Screaming Bell. On my first turn, during the Hero phase I use Peal of Doom then use Fateweaver's ability Oracle of Eternity to give myself a 13. I win and have the bonus of playing exactly like a Skaven.


Why not put down a set of 3 of these? Just in case...


Because I want to keep at least 2 of my teeth?


There is a special rule for that somewhere don't worry. Probably a bonus for doubling the loss of teeth.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:22:41


Post by: Chopxsticks


Well it does seem like they took some measures to stop people from playing a single Bloodthirster warscroll and playing 30 of them of the one warscroll. However it doesnt stop people from just using all 30 warscrolls for 30 bloodthirsters.

the "or more" clause is really getting to me. I agree, how do you balance when it just says or more. Of course I want more if there is no point value...


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:24:01


Post by: DarkStarSabre


 Shadow Captain Edithae wrote:
Did Gamesworkshop just jump the shark?


In a spandex suit on a motorcycle while playing children's card games with a trail of fire and blaring out ACDC.



Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:24:55


Post by: SJM


I like to plan and build an army, this seems just like meh.... do what you want, have fun!!

Don't like it, I need structure!


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:26:12


Post by: Motograter


40k is next. Deny away doubters but I would be worried


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:26:38


Post by: nudibranch


My main problem is that is has replaced fantasy. If this was a quirky little off-shoot, I wouldn't be bothered by this. But now I can only play 8th on Wednesdays as it's considered a specialist game. I think I'll start attending non-GW gaming groups...


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:26:39


Post by: Azreal13


Oh goody, games of AoS are going to have all the officially sanctioned "fun" of an office Christmas party.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:28:21


Post by: insaniak


nudibranch wrote:
I will also say that some of comedy rules, at least to me, seem entertaining 'on paper' but I have feeling that this might be less so, at least to me, in practice.

That's my take on it as well. A lot of this is hilarious on a first readthrough, and would be amusing (with the right crowd) the first time or two... but after that is going to get old really quickly.



Chopxsticks wrote:
Well it does seem like they took some measures to stop people from playing a single Bloodthirster warscroll and playing 30 of them of the one warscroll. However it doesnt stop people from just using all 30 warscrolls for 30 bloodthirsters..

You're better off taking them individually anyway, so you can tailor the size of your force against your opponent to stay under the 30% for Sudden Death.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:28:45


Post by: Zywus


Must say I'm suprised that these shouting and acting bonuses are as popular as they seem to be here.

Now, I'm (almost) as fond of some in-character immersive fooling around as the next guy BUT, having it proscribed by the game takes all the fun out of it for me.

I have a feeling that these proscribed phrases and mannerisms will get old rather quick. Really, really old in fact.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:29:30


Post by: MWHistorian


I'm just glad WMH or Infinity night isn't on fantasy night. I couldn't concentrate with people shouting silly things all night.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:31:01


Post by: Accolade


Posting my thoughts on this release from the WHFB General Discussions:

 Accolade wrote:
Yeah, seeing that the game has become a "throw models down, throw dice and see how wins" without any attempt at balancing...

Look, it's fine for a board game, or something else that you don't spend much money on. As far as a game where you're buying a rather large army with nothing codified, it seems pointless. So I suppose I might get a couple of kits I've always liked for WHFB, but I can't see myself investing any further. I'll just go to W/MH for a tactical fantasy experience.


Motograter wrote:40k is next. Deny away doubters but I would be worried


Seeing the way things are going with crazy bonuses and free points in the form of detachments, I feel this track with 40k is already on the march.

This game is going to determine whether people buy GW's models because they collect figures or because they like to play the game.

nudibranch wrote:My main problem is that is has replaced fantasy. If this was a quirky little off-shoot, I wouldn't be bothered by this. But now I can only play 8th on Wednesdays as it's considered a specialist game. I think I'll start attending non-GW gaming groups...


Yeah, I feel this is the single biggest gripe people have with AOS. Were it something of a starter for new people, I'd give it full thumbs up. But since it's subverted a future 9th, it's a difficult pill to swallow.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:35:29


Post by: Eldarain


Does anyone think these kind of rules will make their way over when the new versions of the races are updated?

Seems like it might have been put in to poke a little fun at those evil competitive players who didn't support the old game enough.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:37:25


Post by: Lockark


The new rules for beast men took marks away after end times giving them back. That didn't last long.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:40:58


Post by: SJM


Feels like if they just threw a points system in, it would be an interesting idea... smacks of they couldn't be bothered to play test it.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:46:29


Post by: Necros


I guess they expected folks to just play this or that formation and add another unit or 2 here and there.

I think it's easy enough to make different scrolls worth different points based on if they were a core choice or rare or whatever in 8th.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:49:16


Post by: fleegle23


Apologies in advance for this question as I don't play Fantasy.

In terms of the arguments around points, what would stop someone using the current point system in 8th to get a balanced match, and yet still use the new war scrolls and rules to play. i.e we decide we are playing a 1500 point battle with our current armies, however we use the new rules and warscrolls to play the battle.

If that works, then only the new armies that are introduced would have an issue outside of the box sets.

Again sorry if this is a stupid question.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:51:20


Post by: Spy_Smasher


Let me acknowledge that I have absolutely no interest in playing this game at all but I do think I understand what GW has tried to create here and it's as unique as it is stupid (imho).

First of all, it's a cooperative game not a competitive one. However, AoS is not like other cooperative games where we cooperate to achieve some common game condition together (win) and therefore share in the resulting happiness. GW assumes that just being part of the process is winning enough.

So you're supposed to enter into it with NO expectation of balance. Not even of the "hey, don't be an a-hole, my army is half as powerful as yours" variety, because you are not actually competing with the other player. You are cooperating with him/her in creating a common experience.

GW seems to assume that their games don't have any additive value beyond their ability to create a narrative, or at least that such narrative value is worth spending many dollars and time on models and paint. Which it certainly isn't to anyone I know. If I was looking for a common storytelling experience, I think I'd just join a book club.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:52:30


Post by: BrotherGecko


I think I might set up a popcorn stand at the local FLGS on AoS night. So people have some snacks while they watch adults competitively act like lunatics around a table.

Are they larping nerds playing a tabletop game? Are there poltergeists attacking them? Did they take LSD before they started their game?

Who knows, but take a seat and have some popcorn ($2 of course).


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:56:02


Post by: Xyxox


Has anybody else noticed the the single largest and most visible wargames miniature company has just become the biggest laughingstock in the entire industry?



Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:56:03


Post by: Compel


 Azreal13 wrote:
Oh goody, games of AoS are going to have all the officially sanctioned "fun" of an office Christmas party.


Thinking about it, this comment really has hit the nail on the head. It really does have that awkward forced humour of the games an an office party. "Best beard of the year" awards and all that sort of thing.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 00:58:55


Post by: infinite_array


 Compel wrote:
 Azreal13 wrote:
Oh goody, games of AoS are going to have all the officially sanctioned "fun" of an office Christmas party.


Thinking about it, this comment really has hit the nail on the head. It really does have that awkward forced humour of the games an an office party. "Best beard of the year" awards and all that sort of thing.


It sounds like a Christmas office party or the games the Children's Librarian would play with the kids at the library I worked at.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 01:01:35


Post by: Xyxox


And GW is still playing this as if it's a serious wargame:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFyPbghStRo

If it wasn't so comical, I might actually cry.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 01:09:23


Post by: Plumbumbarum


Some of those rules are pretty funny but it will get old fast and what will be left is a unbalanced simpleton of a ruleset for very expensive miniatures. I really cant get my head around the fact that it doesnt just coexist with whfb, kids would start with this but look up to "serious warhammer" and join when ready.

I'd say it's a joke and a cash grab before whfb reboot planned for Total War release but then why the "only round bases in boxes" business? A bit too far for a joke.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 01:09:31


Post by: BrotherGecko


Its like they decided MtG Unglued/Unhinged would make a great expensive tabletop game.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 01:10:09


Post by: Torga_DW


Spy_Smasher wrote:
Let me acknowledge that I have absolutely no interest in playing this game at all but I do think I understand what GW has tried to create here and it's as unique as it is stupid (imho).

First of all, it's a cooperative game not a competitive one. However, AoS is not like other cooperative games where we cooperate to achieve some common game condition together (win) and therefore share in the resulting happiness. GW assumes that just being part of the process is winning enough.

So you're supposed to enter into it with NO expectation of balance. Not even of the "hey, don't be an a-hole, my army is half as powerful as yours" variety, because you are not actually competing with the other player. You are cooperating with him/her in creating a common experience.

GW seems to assume that their games don't have any additive value beyond their ability to create a narrative, or at least that such narrative value is worth spending many dollars and time on models and paint. Which it certainly isn't to anyone I know. If I was looking for a common storytelling experience, I think I'd just join a book club.


So it works if we swap the definitions of competitive and co-operative around? Two players in a versus match with victory conditions is now a co-operative game? Call me old fashioned, but i'd rather stick to the original definitions and just say this is borked. Having to say/shout things during the game just reinforces that this is aimed at small children. Not my cup of tea.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 01:14:59


Post by: Slayer le boucher


 Xyxox wrote:
Has anybody else noticed the the single largest and most visible wargames miniature company has just become the biggest laughingstock in the entire industry?



Dude..., you're like...10 years too late with that...

I also feel that if they updated all the armies for 8th Ed, then made End of Times and then releasing AoS it would have been better.

because people would have two ways of playing battle, 1) in the normal way, using your 8Th Ed rules and army books if you have enough time to do it, 2) AoS games that last 1 hour with like 30 models on the table.

The Problem has someone before said, is that AoS as replaced Warhammer Battle.

it would have been interessting or at least acceptable if it was a side game in the univers of Battle, like Mordheim or Hero quest, but has it is...

I think our Battle players will mostly stay to 8th Ed between themselfs and occasionaly use the AoS rules for a quicky or if they want to play with a 40k player.

personnaly i would not mind to play a Game of AoS with like 1 Vampire lord, 2 units of Zombies, 1 unit of Skeletons and a few ghouls or Crypt things/Varghulvs-what-is-it and a Corpse Cart.

And i don't mind the silly rules, since its been 15 years that i shout Blood for the Blood god when my Khornate champions manages to make great deeds of War or win challenges, heck i even have Debauchery-Blood for the Blood God song on my phone and i play the first 5 seconds of it when i generate Blood Tithe points with my KDK.

but yeah, our lot is not really the socially awkward one, and we crack some stupid jokes during the game according to what happens on the table.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 01:17:05


Post by: VanHallan


 Xyxox wrote:
And GW is still playing this as if it's a serious wargame:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFyPbghStRo

If it wasn't so comical, I might actually cry.


Actually, having watched that video I don't see them playing it as that at all. It is 4 minutes of model porn. It is all in direct line with exactly what Kirby was saying. We are a miniatures company. We create collectible minis. And to be honest, the models are very very nice. Maybe they're not your style, but they are certainly not garbage.

I was bitten by the fantasy bug shortly before this whole rumor of 9th started. I really think its deplorable the way GW built up fantasy and released all those new army books and models only to do this shortly thereafter. No respect for that at all. Wood elves especially got GORGEOUS new models, from what i gather an exciting army book, and then BOOM. end time -> this stuff.

I think a lot of criticism I've read on here is still premature. I think people should give it a chance. But if Kings of War was a stock right now I would be buying in as fast as I could.

I have no desire to see GW get away with the murder they have committed to Warhammer fantasy and it is WAY beyond due time that people went to a competitor in droves.

Love the models, love the hobby, hate the company. They've done nothing but extort their customers for as long as I have been involved.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 01:17:56


Post by: SJM


Hrm, no I'm staying clear of this to be honest.

It's really actually making me question if I want to keep up with the hobby in general including 40k.

If anything happens like this to 40k I'm out. I collect Orks, they're generally a horde army, horde armies seem to have no benefit at all, just load up on the biggest most expensive units and your good to go!!.....

..... wait a minute, most expensive units? hrm....


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 01:29:39


Post by: insaniak


fleegle23 wrote:

In terms of the arguments around points, what would stop someone using the current point system in 8th to get a balanced match, and yet still use the new war scrolls and rules to play.

The problem with that idea is that the points costs in 8th edition are formulated (however inconsistently) for WHFB. Age of Sigmar is a completely different game. Aspects of it are similar to Warhammer Fantasy, but so much of it has changed, and most critically the units' characteristics and the way they deal damage has changed... and so their WHFB points costs are meaningless in the new game.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 01:32:11


Post by: Harriticus




These new rules, dear god.

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Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 01:33:01


Post by: OgreChubbs


so it is out in new zealand not sure how i got set to that lol. Think it is 75 new zealand dollars and was 250$ when I clicked on it in canada website.

http://www.games-workshop.com/en-NZ/Age-Sigmar-Box-ENG


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 01:39:08


Post by: Agent_Tremolo


 SJM wrote:
Hrm, no I'm staying clear of this to be honest.

It's really actually making me question if I want to keep up with the hobby in general including 40k.

If anything happens like this to 40k I'm out. I collect Orks, they're generally a horde army, horde armies seem to have no benefit at all, just load up on the biggest most expensive units and your good to go!!.....

..... wait a minute, most expensive units? hrm....


A Wraithknight is only marginally more expensive than a full mob of 30 orks. So, no, it's not pay to win. It's simply unfair.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 01:40:29


Post by: Eldarain


Really hoping some reliable rumor mongers start posting about what the new incarnation of the races will be. As funny as these Ravening Scrolls are I'd really like to know the real direction they are taking things.

It appears that everything will be in this larger scale now. Perhaps that's why the core units haven't been getting updated.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 01:40:45


Post by: OgreChubbs


The World Before Time is gone. Shattered. Consigned to an oblivion no-one thought possible. The metallic core of that ill-fated world was hurled through the cosmos, the God-King Sigmar clinging desperately to its sigmarite surface. Aeons passed, until the core caught the attention of the great drake Dracothion; it was he who rescued Sigmar, and taught him the secrets of the Mortal Realms - connected by Realmgates and peacefully populated for many years.

But even in this utopia, Chaos would find a way to corrupt and distort everything. The Age Of Chaos gradually turned life in the realms into hell. Embracing wisdom instead of strength, Sigmar retreated to the Celestial Realm and began assembling the greatest mortal warriors, steeping them in the magic of the stars and instilling them with absolute divinity.

The Stormcast Eternals, as Sigmar named them, are ready. Sigmar’s storm is lined up to unleash its fury on the forces of chaos. The realms will tremble and the skies will scorch as the legions of the Dark Gods feel the blistering rage of the Stormhosts!

The Age Of Sigmar has arrived.

Warhammer Age of Sigmar is a fantastic starter set for any and all fans of Warhammer! Detailing the first incursions of the Realmgate Wars, this box set contains everything you need to begin your adventures in the Age Of Sigmar. There’s a stunning amount of goodies contained inside - you get:

Forty-seven incredible Citadel miniatures (no, really, forty-seven) to start off your collection, including:
One Lord-Celestant
One Lord-Relictor
Three Retributors
Two units of five Liberators
Three Prosecutors
One Mighty Lord of Khorne
One Bloodsecrator
One Bloodstoker
One Khorgorath
Five Blood Warriors
Two units of ten Bloodreavers

A ninety-six page Warhammer Age of Sigmar book containing:

All new background information on the realms and factions in the Age of Sigmar;
Guides to all the included miniatures - who they are, their place in their army and their abilities, plus pages of incredible showcases;
A thrilling play-through narrative, introducing the deep, compelling story behind Warhammer Age of Sigmar;
All the rules and Warscrolls for every miniature included in the box.

As well as this, the box contains:

A four-page rules set (this is everything you need to know to begin playing);
A pack of twelve dice;
Two range rulers;
Two Stormcast Eternal Transfer sheets.

All in all, this is a spectacular-value boxed set for any and all fans of Warhammer. Get yours, and dive into the Age Of Sigmar now!


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 01:48:10


Post by: jojo_monkey_boy


Am I missing something here, or is this new "warhammer" literally just running and charging at the enemy with pretty much zero subtlety?

It's like 10-15% of last edition.

Warhammer: Lobotomy Edition

I know they continue to tell us that they're a model company first and a games company second, but this is ridiculous.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 01:51:08


Post by: Matt.Kingsley


Yeah I'll probably still stick mainly to WHFB and play AoS if I have a spare hour and a half, or if for some reason I'm at my local GW and not looking for a game of 40k.

That said, AoS still looks fun to me, it's just the whole 'no points' thing really rubs me the wrong way. I basically have to come up with my army on the spot.

Then again, I haven't played a game of it yet, so I'll see how I and the other members of my club feel after we've had a few practice games (I'm so annoyed that I got my wisdom teeth removed yesterday... otherwise I'd be able to go into the club's monthly meeting tomorrow and try it out...)


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 01:52:58


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


There's a story that when Tom Leher, one of America's most gifted political satirists, learned that Henry 'secret bombings' Kissenger won the Nobel Peace Prize he said 'I can't top that' and promptly retired.

Today I understand why.

As I said before, it turn it looks like when i writing fake rumors about the formless void and such, I was an optimist.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 01:57:31


Post by: Swastakowey


 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
There's a story that when Tom Leher, one of America's most gifted political satirists, learned that Henry 'secret bombings' Kissenger won the Nobel Peace Prize he said 'I can't top that' and promptly retired.

Today I understand why.

As I said before, it turn it looks like when i writing fake rumors about the formless void and such, I was an optimist.


Except I think GW out humored you mate. They took it way too far and ultimately went beyond everyone's expectations.



Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 01:59:27


Post by: SJM


Well, it isn't a wargame.. Without structure, balance and a points system its just playing pew-pew with expensive dolls.

I was weirdly looking forward to this, but its just one big joke.



Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:00:55


Post by: Howard A Treesong


You'd better get used to shouting 'waaargh' a lot of playing Orcs whether you like it or not.

I can't actually believe what I'm reading. It's like if Wizards of the Coast decided every MtG set from now on was going to be an un-set. It's bizarre.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:01:18


Post by: Xyxox


The one thing I've learned from this is, STOP BUYING 40K STUFF RIGHT NOW!

It's just not worth the risk.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:02:13


Post by: OgreChubbs


the starter box is really nice tho I checking it out now . One thing bugging me is the khorne got iron fists now


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:04:34


Post by: jojo_monkey_boy


 Xyxox wrote:
The one thing I've learned from this is, STOP BUYING 40K STUFF RIGHT NOW!

It's just not worth the risk.


This is a really good point.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:04:37


Post by: SJM


 Xyxox wrote:
The one thing I've learned from this is, STOP BUYING 40K STUFF RIGHT NOW!

It's just not worth the risk.


Seconded, I'll finish the projects I have but I'm not putting any more money into the hobby.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:08:07


Post by: bginer


Well it seems to me that GW's fluff writing, and comedic talent are on the same level in this game. I leave it to the reader to determine what that level is. Please note, I'm not addressing the rules as I've not played them.

Just my personal opinion, but I had enough 'mandatory fun days' while I was in the Military. I'm sure as hell not going to pay to participate in something like this. Just not for me I'm afraid.

I'm actually in two minds. I want people to have fun in any way they choose to, but if this is a success and it gets ported over to 40K, then...

Yeah, just not for me.



Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:08:40


Post by: Torga_DW


So you're not looking forwards to the Horus Heresy: Age of PewPew?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:12:49


Post by: warboss


From the review posted earlier in the thread (thanks for the link btw):

He created the Stormhost Eternals, warriors filled to the brim with the holy magic of heaven. Immortal and of super-human strength and build, they are clad in armour of Sigmarite and capable of shooting lighting bolts with their magical weapons.


http://taleofpainters.blogspot.com/2015/07/review-warhammer-age-of-sigmar-starter.html#more

Can someone confirm the above or is it just blogger artistic flourish? I cringe at the idea of the eternals being armored in something that rhymes with ceramite and armed with something that is actually physically in the word "bolter".


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:16:01


Post by: SJM


 Torga_DW wrote:
So you're not looking forwards to the Horus Heresy: Age of PewPew?


:" a unit of Ultramarines consists of 10 models, however if you choose your unit to take a full chapter of Marines, you get +1 to hit."


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:17:58


Post by: heartserenade


 Bottle wrote:
100% the best rule in AoS. Top this:

Pride of the reiksguard: Helborg’s
skill is as legendary as his moustache is magnificent. You can re-roll any failed hit rolls when attacking with the Runefang
so long as you have a bigger and more impressive moustache than your opponent.


Wait, is that true? So you're basically fethed if you're female. Huh.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:18:10


Post by: mikhaila


 jojo_monkey_boy wrote:
Am I missing something here, or is this new "warhammer" literally just running and charging at the enemy with pretty much zero subtlety?

It's like 10-15% of last edition.

Warhammer: Lobotomy Edition

I know they continue to tell us that they're a model company first and a games company second, but this is ridiculous.


I've been playing just with the starter set and been pleasantly surprised by the subtlety, or strategy so far. Gets a lot better i think with more and different figures. Not a lot of magic and shooting in the starter set, but a lot of special abilities.

And of course, Khorne should be running screaming at the enemy


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:18:53


Post by: pretre


 heartserenade wrote:
 Bottle wrote:
100% the best rule in AoS. Top this:

Pride of the reiksguard: Helborg’s
skill is as legendary as his moustache is magnificent. You can re-roll any failed hit rolls when attacking with the Runefang
so long as you have a bigger and more impressive moustache than your opponent.


Wait, is that true? So you're basically fethed if you're female. Huh.

Wear a fake mustache when rolling for Helborg?


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:19:53


Post by: warboss


 mikhaila wrote:
 jojo_monkey_boy wrote:
Am I missing something here, or is this new "warhammer" literally just running and charging at the enemy with pretty much zero subtlety?

It's like 10-15% of last edition.

Warhammer: Lobotomy Edition

I know they continue to tell us that they're a model company first and a games company second, but this is ridiculous.


I've been playing just with the starter set and been pleasantly surprised by the subtlety, or strategy so far. Gets a lot better i think with more and different figures. Not a lot of magic and shooting in the starter set, but a lot of special abilities.

And of course, Khorne should be running screaming at the enemy


Mikhalia, can you take a peek at the fluff section and see if the eternal shoot bolts of lightning and are armored in sigmarite? See my above post for why.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:21:21


Post by: Relapse


 mikhaila wrote:
 jojo_monkey_boy wrote:
Am I missing something here, or is this new "warhammer" literally just running and charging at the enemy with pretty much zero subtlety?

It's like 10-15% of last edition.

Warhammer: Lobotomy Edition

I know they continue to tell us that they're a model company first and a games company second, but this is ridiculous.


I've been playing just with the starter set and been pleasantly surprised by the subtlety, or strategy so far. Gets a lot better i think with more and different figures. Not a lot of magic and shooting in the starter set, but a lot of special abilities.

And of course, Khorne should be running screaming at the enemy


Are shooting armies at a big advantage? I am liking more and more what I am seeing, but would like to know how that works.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:24:32


Post by: Ashiraya


 Xyxox wrote:
And GW is still playing this as if it's a serious wargame:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFyPbghStRo

If it wasn't so comical, I might actually cry.


The best part is that the soundtrack is from Space Marine.

It's like they are being self-ironic.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:26:30


Post by: cygnnus


So I was just reading through the Scenery BattleScroll, and ran across the entry for the Balewind Vortex.

If you own the model, your wizards automatically know the spell that can summon it and it gives you an in-game advantage at no in-game cost.

That is brazenly "pay to win"...

I understand that most games have a degree if "pay to win" in that if one player has more models/options/whatever he has an advantage. No problem. And I know that friends can "agree" use a non-GW models as a "counts as" Balestorm Vortex. But at a GW store? Or in a pick-up game where someone might not agree?

Which now makes the "free" rules and BattleScrolls make sense.

GW is attempting to implement the Freemium App model for miniatures games.

Yeah... Out of principle I don't support any freemium Apps, and I sure ain't gonna support freemium miniatures games. The incetive there is to make a game that's *just* good enough to get you to start playing, but not good enough that you feel compelled to make the additional purchases. Southpark nailed it.

Maybe it's an overreaction to one BattleScroll, but if this is where GW is going, I think I am completely done with GW now across the board.

Valete,

JohnS


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:26:54


Post by: Ashiraya


 pretre wrote:
One Bat Short of a Belfry: Konrad is a
violent lunatic, and his temper does little
to help his stretched sanity. If, during
your hero phase, you talk to Konrad von
Carstein, you can re-roll all hit rolls of
1 for him until your next hero phase. If
Konrad von Carstein talks back to you,
re‑roll all failed hit rolls instead.


This is the best rule I have ever seen.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:27:25


Post by: Killionaire


 warboss wrote:
 mikhaila wrote:
 jojo_monkey_boy wrote:
Am I missing something here, or is this new "warhammer" literally just running and charging at the enemy with pretty much zero subtlety?

It's like 10-15% of last edition.

Warhammer: Lobotomy Edition

I know they continue to tell us that they're a model company first and a games company second, but this is ridiculous.


I've been playing just with the starter set and been pleasantly surprised by the subtlety, or strategy so far. Gets a lot better i think with more and different figures. Not a lot of magic and shooting in the starter set, but a lot of special abilities.

And of course, Khorne should be running screaming at the enemy


Mikhalia, can you take a peek at the fluff section and see if the eternal shoot bolts of lightning and are armored in sigmarite? See my above post for why.


They absolutely wear 'Sigmarite' armor and wield 'Lightning Hammers'. It's in a few spoiled page screenshots before. They're also the mightiest mortals who are elevated to 'demigodhood' and end up taller, stronger than normal men, in service of their Immortal God-king...

So yeah. Literal space marines. They even have a deployment rule identical to drop pods...


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:28:12


Post by: Hulksmash


Confused. I've been reading the warscrolls and in the vampire counts ones they say Death Wizards know spells. But no one has that as a special tag. Some have Death and Wizard but there are no death wizards. Even the Necromancers were referenced as deathmage in their scroll.

Other than that god I wish there was a balance mechanism cause this looks so damn fun!


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:28:24


Post by: tjkopena


Note that it seems it won't be straight forward to make all the goofy gimmick stuff just auto-pass. For example, this one doesn't work under that approach:

Everyone Has Their Price: If Greasus Goldtooth uses this ability, select an enemy unit anywhere on the battlefield and choose one of the effects listed below:

- The unit cannot move in its next turn.
- The unit cannot move, attack or cast spells in its next turn.
- All models in the unit immediately flee.
- The unit changes sides and immediately comes under your control.

Then, offer your opponent a bribe (this can be anything you want to offer). If your opponent accepts your bribe, the chosen effect takes place – otherwise, nothing happens. Players are free to haggle over the offered bribe, or propose a counter-offer...


There is actually sort of an interesting mechanic in that one, but only within the completely unstructured overall mindset of the game.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:28:52


Post by: warboss


 cygnnus wrote:

GW is attempting to implement the Freemium App model for miniatures games.


They started treating 40k like it was a free to play game but pay to win... except that it's never free to play. You trade $$ in certain formations straight up for free points as you get free units as long as you actually bought them.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:33:21


Post by: heartserenade


So I guess they're really aiming for this game to be played with friends and not something you can do with strangers. A lot of people would be uncomfortable doing this sort of stuff with strangers.

Also I predict that FLGS and GW stores will be the worst neighbors when someone is playing AoS.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:33:40


Post by: guru


 heartserenade wrote:
 Bottle wrote:
100% the best rule in AoS. Top this:

Pride of the reiksguard: Helborg’s
skill is as legendary as his moustache is magnificent. You can re-roll any failed hit rolls when attacking with the Runefang
so long as you have a bigger and more impressive moustache than your opponent.


Wait, is that true? So you're basically fethed if you're female. Huh.



Pride of the reiksguard: Helborg’s
"moustache is magnificent
You can re-roll any failed hit rolls when attacking with the Runefang..."

rest is a joke from GW.
"...so long as you have a bigger and more impressive moustache than your opponent."

It is curious.. silly rules only appear in old armies, not in the Starter Set




Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:37:22


Post by: Matt.Kingsley


 Hulksmash wrote:
Confused. I've been reading the warscrolls and in the vampire counts ones they say Death Wizards know spells. But no one has that as a special tag. Some have Death and Wizard but there are no death wizards. Even the Necromancers were referenced as deathmage in their scroll.

Other than that god I wish there was a balance mechanism cause this looks so damn fun!


Death wizards are just models with the Death and Wizard keywords.
That means Tomb Kings Liche Preists get to know those spells to (since they are also Death Wizards) and Vampire Count wizards get to know some of the TK spells (like repairing Necrosphinxes, summon Skeleton Archers, etc.)


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:37:53


Post by: heartserenade


That is curious. I'm sure a lot of players would be confused when they buy a starter set and someone they're playing with (especially if it's a stranger) starts shouting because reasons.

This is like trying to watch LotR and suddenly Aragorn shouts "LEEROOOY JENKIIIIIINS". Sure it's funny, but in a really bad way.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:38:09


Post by: Xyxox


 cygnnus wrote:
So I was just reading through the Scenery BattleScroll, and ran across the entry for the Balewind Vortex.

If you own the model, your wizards automatically know the spell that can summon it and it gives you an in-game advantage at no in-game cost.

That is brazenly "pay to win"...

I understand that most games have a degree if "pay to win" in that if one player has more models/options/whatever he has an advantage. No problem. And I know that friends can "agree" use a non-GW models as a "counts as" Balestorm Vortex. But at a GW store? Or in a pick-up game where someone might not agree?

Which now makes the "free" rules and BattleScrolls make sense.

GW is attempting to implement the Freemium App model for miniatures games.

Yeah... Out of principle I don't support any freemium Apps, and I sure ain't gonna support freemium miniatures games. The incetive there is to make a game that's *just* good enough to get you to start playing, but not good enough that you feel compelled to make the additional purchases. Southpark nailed it.

Maybe it's an overreaction to one BattleScroll, but if this is where GW is going, I think I am completely done with GW now across the board.

Valete,

JohnS


I will probably spend a litle bit on eBay for 40K just to complete a couple of projects, but after that I'll never purchase another GW product from anywhere ever again. It's not worth the risk.



Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:38:42


Post by: warboss


 Killionaire wrote:


They absolutely wear 'Sigmarite' armor and wield 'Lightning Hammers'. It's in a few spoiled page screenshots before. They're also the mightiest mortals who are elevated to 'demigodhood' and end up taller, stronger than normal men, in service of their Immortal God-king...

So yeah. Literal space marines. They even have a deployment rule identical to drop pods...


Thanks (but not really as it is stupid beyond belief) for the confirmation. For all those folks who decried the calls of the sigmarines being space marine copies, is there anyone that doesn't believe that now that GW is literally rhyming and reusing the same words as in 40k to describe both their arms and armaments on top of all the rest of the similarities both in looks and fluff? Sounds like it's time for an apology from all those folks who kept saying it wasn't so since apparently GW has officially run out of ideas. I anxiously await the vigorous mia culpas from the folks who so vocally declared that the similarities were either imagined or skin deep.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:41:02


Post by: Manchu


Lots of info on Ophidian Gate:




that part starts around 4:45


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:46:08


Post by: Tank_Dweller


Do we know how the chaos minis compare size wise to the existing range... i'm just wondering if new stuff for existing armies will blend or not.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:48:33


Post by: buddha


This isn't a game without points, formations, or some way to level opponents. That's like saying you can play monopoly but you can just take as many properties as you want. Also money. And pieces. So buy multiple monopoly boxes. o.0


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:50:03


Post by: OgreChubbs


Tank_Dweller wrote:
Do we know how the chaos minis compare size wise to the existing range... i'm just wondering if new stuff for existing armies will blend or not.
I gave a link to the box on gw website everyone is ignoring for some reason the big red guy is hellbrute size


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:50:50


Post by: Matt.Kingsley


Technically it is a game, just not a balanced one. (To be a game it need to have rules and both a win and lose state. AoS fulfills those requirements).


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:56:13


Post by: Red Viper


Anyone find chaos dwarfs? I thought they'd be in chaos warriors, but only saw the hellcannon.

At a hotel with terrible wifi, on phone so sorting through these PDFs is a chore.

So far from what people have said, this sounds like it'd be fun with my friends, but embarrassing with strangers.

I'd rather start KoW. I'm going to try and talk my friends into trying both games before committing.

I would have more fun playing a balanced game than acting silly... Especially with strangers.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:56:58


Post by: insaniak


Tank_Dweller wrote:
Do we know how the chaos minis compare size wise to the existing range... i'm just wondering if new stuff for existing armies will blend or not.


This was posted earlier:



They're huge.


Age of Sigmar - Slaanesh Replaced? plus big book, stormcast archers, dismounted celestan @ 2015/07/04 02:57:34


Post by: Delicate Swarm


Do we know if GW is okay? Has someone checked on them?

The last couple of games were "Grandma calling you the wrong name." But its getting to be like when Grandma puts her cat in the freezer, and you need to decide if Grandma needs help, or if that's just, like, her "cat freezer."