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2009/08/20 21:28:14
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Impassive Inquisitorial Interrogator
In that shadow right behind you...
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2009/08/20 22:41:10
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Calculating Commissar
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sniperjolly wrote:
almost noone will get this
*cough* STARWARS *cough*
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2009/08/20 22:56:26
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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THRAAAAAAWN!!!
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6000 points IG, Leviathins 8th company, (store regiment) 60% painted 
4500 points Empire 80-90% painted!
2500 Ogres 2% painted
WIP Biker Battle Company 95% painted
2500 Points Isstavan Drop site massacre Iron Hands (still waiting for dat codex) 
I managed to play a 1750 point game with minimal proxieing on the first day DE came out.  go me!
The Gutterballers, a relatively successfull BloodBowl team
Oh, and Howard's Faildar  
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2009/08/20 23:57:28
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Calculating Commissar
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2009/08/21 00:03:07
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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Bludgeon me, I can't remember his name. From Star Wars' Extended Universe. Quite literally the Solar Macharius of the Empire. Saved the whole thing after Luke screwed it up too, but died trying. Gaaagh, help me out.
EDIT: Whoops, didn't see the next page. THRAAAAAAAAAAWN!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/08/21 00:03:51
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2009/08/21 00:24:34
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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This message was edited 6 times. Last update was at 2009/08/21 00:30:51
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2009/08/21 00:41:12
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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Heres a few
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Look into your corrupted heart heretic and try to find forgiveness. For the one thing that shall save your soul is the flame of the Emporers gaze  |
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2009/08/21 01:00:20
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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I didn't know SM kick in DoW?!? LOL
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/08/21 01:03:13
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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woohoo doom rider
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2009/08/21 01:16:24
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Tinkering Tech-Priest
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has this one shown up yet?
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2009/08/21 04:36:49
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes
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sniperjolly wrote:
almost noone will get this
Why wouldn't anyone get THRAAAWN! He is the tactical genius of Star Wars after all.
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2009/08/21 04:54:33
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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Commisar Wolfie wrote:woohoo doom rider
I've been wondering how long it would take someone to dig that up.
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2009/08/21 06:17:15
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes
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http://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Leiter_von_Flammen_and_Mannfred_von_Mann,_Soldiers_of_the_Third_Reich
Not really 40k related unless you consider Mannfred von Mann, the manliest man of the Third Reich, is what Sgt Harker is based off of.
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2009/08/21 06:27:28
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Torture Victim in the Bowels of the Rock
France
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 2000 pts 2-0-1
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2009/08/21 11:25:41
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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Some more
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2009/08/21 13:54:57
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dakka Veteran
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Is that Creed as a Chiss?
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 Tombworld El'Lahaun 2500pts
 Hive Fleet Vestis 5000pts
Disciples of Caliban 2000pts
 Crimson Fist 2000pts
 World Eaters 1850pts
 Angels Encarmine 1850pts
 Iron Hospitalers 1850 pts (Black Templar Successor)
 Sons of Medusa 1850pts
Tartarus IXth Renegade Legion 2500pts
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2009/08/21 15:50:15
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Penal legion, sounds like something a slaaneshi army would have.
A slaaneshi army should be more defensive and have more skimmers because they would enjoy the boobytraps and cockpits. Of course their homeworld would be like hoth, except instead of snow it would be cocaine. Yes, it would snow cocaine. Instead of a shield generator it would have a sex generator and the only way to infiltrate it would be with elastics and lube. Fire wouldn't work on the planet as it only makes the cocaine easier to inject and the planet's surface would be covered by people having orgies. It would be a very, very dirty planet.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Oh god, I can't get slaanesh out of my mind.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/21 15:51:22
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2009/08/21 16:48:07
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/21 16:48:24
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2009/08/21 17:12:18
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Calculating Commissar
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halonachos wrote:Penal legion, sounds like something a slaaneshi army would have.
A slaaneshi army should be more defensive and have more skimmers because they would enjoy the boobytraps and cockpits. Of course their homeworld would be like hoth, except instead of snow it would be cocaine. Yes, it would snow cocaine. Instead of a shield generator it would have a sex generator and the only way to infiltrate it would be with elastics and lube. Fire wouldn't work on the planet as it only makes the cocaine easier to inject and the planet's surface would be covered by people having orgies. It would be a very, very dirty planet.
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Oh god, I can't get slaanesh out of my mind.
That's not so much funny as it is slightly revolting and extremely disturbing. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight.
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2009/08/21 17:12:23
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Need...manly...imperial thoughts.
The emperor, space marines, inquisition, leman russ, lascannon, manliness, basilisks, long range weapons, long barrels...
DAMN YOU SLAANESH!!!!
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2009/08/21 22:02:34
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Calculating Commissar
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Oh Zing!
WAAAAAGH!
No, really, Spelling - Something you should check.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/08/21 22:05:51
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2009/08/21 22:10:14
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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@halonachos: Angry Marines are angry at YOU!!! Automatically Appended Next Post: 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/21 22:11:24
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/08/21 22:21:10
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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6000 points IG, Leviathins 8th company, (store regiment) 60% painted
4500 points Empire 80-90% painted!
2500 Ogres 2% painted
WIP Biker Battle Company 95% painted
2500 Points Isstavan Drop site massacre Iron Hands (still waiting for dat codex)
I managed to play a 1750 point game with minimal proxieing on the first day DE came out. go me!
The Gutterballers, a relatively successfull BloodBowl team
Oh, and Howard's Faildar
4000 points Adeptus Titanicus |
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2009/08/21 22:24:42
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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@Metalifan: That IS how Deamons are spelt.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/08/21 22:30:30
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Does that mean codex Daemon Hunters is spelled wrong?
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2009/08/21 22:31:35
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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...Damn.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/08/21 22:32:17
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Calculating Commissar
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Emperors Faithful wrote:@Metalifan: That IS how Deamons are spelt.
Wrong my friend. Read it again
EDIT: And EF you might want to remove that Angry Marines picture before you get hit with the Modhammer for inappropriate language 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/21 22:34:14
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2009/08/21 22:34:00
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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I know. I know. Warboss Lockjaw here already pointed out my (dumb) mistake. But some people...mabye CANADIANS...spell daemons/deamons as demons.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/08/21 22:37:34
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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sniperjolly wrote:
Who is fighting who?
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2009/08/21 22:42:12
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Horus Heresy? SoH vs iron Hands maybe?
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