Worst Space marine chapter

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**Melissia**

Angry Marines. Instead of being an intelligently put together chapter taht TRIES to be interesting, it's just one stupid meme after another.

**SwiftLord14**

Void__Dragon wrote:The Space Wolves IMO.

Whaaaaaat? Really? LOL. I didn't know you didn't liked them.

I was gonna say GK but Blood Angels take the cake for me. I hate their rules. I feel no pain and furious charge you muahahahahaha. And my baal predators make a mockery of your guys as they outflank and flame storm them. Muahahahahahah

They can kiss my ass...

**English Assassin**

Ironsight wrote:Space Sharks is Low Gothic for Carcharodons. Or something like that.

Of course, given that it is essentially the English translation. Though were we being strict in Linnean terms about the Latin (I mean High Gothic), they'd be the Lamnidae. Carcharadons are specifically the genus within that family of sharks which includes the very largest of them, the great white. As I recall the classical Latin for a shark is 'volpes marina' - literally sea fox.

**Commissar Typhus**

Blood Ravens

SPEESH MARHINES!
-Indrick Boreale

And the fact that they are just Alpha Legionnaries with memory loss.

You don't know how you have a corrupt Chapter Master and the fact you stole half your chapters wargear from other chapters? Really? Come on now...

**Nicholas**

SwiftLord14 wrote:
Void__Dragon wrote:The Space Wolves IMO.

Whaaaaaat? Really? LOL. I didn't know you didn't liked them.

I was gonna say GK but Blood Angels take the cake for me. I hate their rules. I feel no pain and furious charge you muahahahahaha. And my baal predators make a mockery of your guys as they outflank and flame storm them. Muahahahahahah

They can kiss my ass...

Too bad this is about their fluff not TT.

Edit: realized I was being hypocritical in derailing thread. LOL

**iproxtaco**

Space Wolves. I don't think we need to go over why again.
Haterz gonna hate, but if the question is asked, an answer will be given.

**Azza007**

Doom Eagles/ any chapter withe the word doom in.

**SwiftLord14**

Nicholas wrote:
SwiftLord14 wrote:
Void__Dragon wrote:The Space Wolves IMO.

Whaaaaaat? Really? LOL. I didn't know you didn't liked them.

I was gonna say GK but Blood Angels take the cake for me. I hate their rules. I feel no pain and furious charge you muahahahahaha. And my baal predators make a mockery of your guys as they outflank and flame storm them. Muahahahahahah

They can kiss my ass...

Too bad this is about their fluff not TT.

Edit: realized I was being hypocritical in derailing thread. LOL

LOL It happens! I had to vent cause I had lost to them earlier today. But fluff wise I would stick with GKs. I suppose they are a chapter.

**Brother Coa**

Worst - Astral Claws. They turned into space pirates. Shame for every Astartes out there.

Least Loved here: Space Wolves.

**chaoslooksgood**

Ultrasmurfs. To many people do them with sloppy paintjobs

**Da Boss**

"Worst" is hard to nail down.

Worst at serving the Imperium? Astral Claws seem likely candidates.
Worst Fluff? I'd say Blood Angels and Space Wolves compete for this, these days.
Worst rules? I think Space Wolves have this one.
Worst servant of the Emperor? Black Templars have betrayed what the Emperor originally stood for to a level only the Word Bearers have managed.

I like Prospero Burns, but Space Wolves are a little tiresome.

**Mit Gas**

I love Wolves, I like Space Marines but I absolutely HATE HATE HATE Space Wolves. Not because of their rules but because of how they are portrayed - tailored for the lowest common denominator. "KOOL SPEEHS WUHLFS WO R TOTALLY THE BESTEST CUZ THEY CAN KILL ALL CHEPTRS AND THEIR REALLY KOOL CUZ THEY DRINKZ LULZ".

**Uhlan**

WarOne wrote:
Uhlan wrote:
WarOne wrote:Primarch Bloodcup chuckles as the other so-called Space Marine "Chapters" prattle about their prowess under combat.

Few have seen the majesty of a Legion Ponie descending from Flowerpots as they rain from the sky, or the beauty of a Lashoof equipped Legionnaire severing the head from an unsuspecting enemy.

Truly, all other factions of marines pale to my warriors.

At first, I thought you were saying they was a primarch named Bloodcup Chuckles, then I thought that's an odd name for Sanguinius. Guess I should read more thoroughly.

The ponies threw me... er, no pun intended.

OOC:I'll throw in a special explanation of what I am doing here.

I'm pretending to be the Primarch of an elite Space Marine legion of My Little Ponies. Other DCMs are pretending to be the MOD Alpharius, adopting his avatar and custom tag.

I'm being a bit more insane than them.

I still think 'Bloodcup Chuckles' is a great nickname for Sanguinius.

**FlammingGaunt**

I go with the Lametors the most unlucky space marine bastards ever. But if you're going for cheesy rules hell you got GK, BA, and SW all trying to out cheese each other, meanwhile chaos is still facepalming for its new codex.

**Asherian Command**

Wait how come no one remembers this chapter?
Marines Malevolent
The bastards shot mortars into a civilian refugee camp because there were orks in the area. Then they killed Imperial Guardsmen for no reason. They killed a few salamanders and they hate other astrates.
Their colors suck. And their fluff makes them out to be a bunch of donkey caves.

**Arturius**

Melissia wrote:Angry Marines. Instead of being an intelligently put together chapter taht TRIES to be interesting, it's just one stupid meme after another.

Of course, the Angry Marines are a joke Chapter.

My answer? Soul Drinkers.

**bilge_rat**

Hi all,

Nope, definitely the blood angels for me..Used to have a SM army many years ago, got back into the hobby this year...and i cant stand any of the minis!
OMG is that Mephiston head librarian bloke mini the worst mini ever?? the pose is about as dynamic as two bricks stacked on top of each other..and whats with the "lets even paint our toilet seats red" colour scheme??

Loki

**Harriticus**

Mantis Warriors/Lamenters/Executioners for fighting with Huron in the Badab War then basically saying "WESA A-SORRY" when they lost. Still amazing they were allowed to live after that.

**Shayden**

For me? Dark Angels. "Oh no, our brothers on Caliban were tricked by ONE GUY THAT WAS CORRUPTED and THERE WAS NO WAY WE COULD HAVE KNOWN so now we are cursed. Boo hoo hoo. No one must know. Even though we have always been loyal. To the Emperor." Emo pricks.

**Astroman**

Oh so many to choose from. How about the "Sons of Guilliman"? Lame. The Black Consuls or the White Consuls? Why they have to go all racial? Then there are any number of totally phoned in chapters like the Red Templars and Red Wolves. So hard to choose just one.

**Asherian Command**

Arturius wrote:
Melissia wrote:Angry Marines. Instead of being an intelligently put together chapter taht TRIES to be interesting, it's just one stupid meme after another.

Of course, the Angry Marines are a joke Chapter.

My answer? Soul Drinkers.

Hersey. The Soul Drinkers are badasses. The angry marines aren't a real chapter.
The Marines Malevolent are so much worse than the angry marines.
The Soul Drinkers are not bad at all they are intelligent and are not a meme, they have a great series of books.

**purplefood**

Asherian Command wrote:
Arturius wrote:
Melissia wrote:Angry Marines. Instead of being an intelligently put together chapter taht TRIES to be interesting, it's just one stupid meme after another.

Of course, the Angry Marines are a joke Chapter.

My answer? Soul Drinkers.

Hersey. The Soul Drinkers are badasses. The angry marines aren't a real chapter.
The Marines Malevolent are so much worse than the angry marines.
The Soul Drinkers are not bad at all they are intelligent and are not a meme, they have a great series of books.

Marines Malevolent are a really interesting chapter IMO they have a character flaw few chapters have... two actually.

**Asherian Command**

purplefood wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Arturius wrote:
Melissia wrote:Angry Marines. Instead of being an intelligently put together chapter taht TRIES to be interesting, it's just one stupid meme after another.

Of course, the Angry Marines are a joke Chapter.

My answer? Soul Drinkers.

Hersey. The Soul Drinkers are badasses. The angry marines aren't a real chapter.
The Marines Malevolent are so much worse than the angry marines.
The Soul Drinkers are not bad at all they are intelligent and are not a meme, they have a great series of books.

Marines Malevolent are a really interesting chapter IMO they have a character flaw few chapters have... two actually.

what bombing civilians and beating up salamanders just because the orks are getting near by?
AT least they aren't as bad as the emo marines.

**purplefood**

Asherian Command wrote:
purplefood wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Arturius wrote:
Melissia wrote:Angry Marines. Instead of being an intelligently put together chapter taht TRIES to be interesting, it's just one stupid meme after another.

Of course, the Angry Marines are a joke Chapter.

My answer? Soul Drinkers.

Hersey. The Soul Drinkers are badasses. The angry marines aren't a real chapter.
The Marines Malevolent are so much worse than the angry marines.
The Soul Drinkers are not bad at all they are intelligent and are not a meme, they have a great series of books.

Marines Malevolent are a really interesting chapter IMO they have a character flaw few chapters have... two actually.

what bombing civilians and beating up salamanders just because the orks are getting near by?
AT least they aren't as bad as the emo marines.

They don't mind killing civilians and they are under-equipped and under supplied.

**Asherian Command**

purplefood wrote:
They don't mind killing civilians and they are under-equipped and under supplied.

STill why waste the ammo on civilians?
For all we know those could be the man at arms later on.
The Marines Malovent have the interesting characteristics of being douches.

**Tagboard Wizard**

Gonna level with you all, I think the Lunar wolves caused the most trouble for them empire as a whole.

Horus wasn't very nice after he had his 'Anakin Skywalker' moment...

**purplefood**

Asherian Command wrote:
purplefood wrote:
They don't mind killing civilians and they are under-equipped and under supplied.

STill why waste the ammo on civilians?
For all we know those could be the man at arms later on.
The Marines Malovent have the interesting characteristics of being douches.

Yeah they are a chapter of arseholes. They don't try to actively kill civilians but they don't particularly care if they get hit, that makes them stick out a fair amount.

**Asherian Command**

Tagboard Wizard wrote:Gonna level with you all, I think the Lunar wolves caused the most trouble for them empire as a whole.

Horus wasn't very nice after he had his 'Anakin Skywalker' moment...

Word Bearers are worse. Luna wolves were caught in the cross fire not their fault its their primarchs for being a weakling.

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purplefood wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
purplefood wrote:
They don't mind killing civilians and they are under-equipped and under supplied.

STill why waste the ammo on civilians?
For all we know those could be the man at arms later on.
The Marines Malovent have the interesting characteristics of being douches.

Yeah they are a chapter of arseholes. They don't try to actively kill civilians but they don't particularly care if they get hit, that makes them stick out a fair amount.

thats true. Better than the mary sues of the other chapters.

by proof being douches.

They have an arrogance about them which has brought many requests for Inquisitorial investigation. An example of this is during an Ork attack on a refugee camp near Hades Hive. In excess of five thousand Orks penetrated the defences of the camp and took the entire population, over 12000 refugees and nearly 1000 member of the Adeptus Ministorum as hostages. The Marines Malevolent proceeded to use their Whirlwind anti-personal artillery pieces to bombard the Orks while they were still in the camp. On the proceeding attack to retake the camp, a huge amount of collateral damage had been done to the camp's population. Nearly four thousand refugees had been killed, but the Marines Malevolent seemed to believe them to be acceptable casualties.

**Void__Dragon**

The Marines Malevolent sound pretty awesome.

And what a peculiarly fitting name.

**Jimsolo**

Wow. Three way tie between the Black Legion, Emperor's Children, and Soul Drinkers.