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2010/06/03 13:29:35
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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shadowice558 wrote:its a good thing you spend too much time worrying about my boyz to be worryed about them then, ey mate.
Bring it on fool, my IG need more target practise for real battles ;p
And we need MOAR funny pictures here!! a cookie for the first one to make me LOL ;p
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2009/07/28 13:53:39
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Roarin' Runtherd
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ill take you up on that!
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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2009/07/28 15:33:17
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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Heres one for all the ork lovers
And 1 dissing the followers of girlyman
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Look into your corrupted heart heretic and try to find forgiveness. For the one thing that shall save your soul is the flame of the Emporers gaze  |
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2009/07/28 17:55:03
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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surfing tank one was already posted.
Hot chick with a lasgun, nope thats new (very shiny).
Although I must say, she looks like shes holding a sniper or something cuz those lasguns in the background are very small in comparison.
And rofl at the melta bomb "award"
I can see a SM doing that...
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2009/07/28 18:01:21
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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The Ultramarine guardsmen one always makes me LOL.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/07/28 18:16:46
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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Cheese Elemental wrote:Uh, Ultramarines like to bone Eldar?
What?
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2009/07/28 22:35:34
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dakka Veteran
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Exarch_Nektel wrote:Cheese Elemental wrote:Uh, Ultramarines like to bone Eldar?
What?
In WD97, Chief Librarian Astropath Illiyan Nastase serves with the Ultramarines but his father was Eldar, so I doubt he had an UM pappy.
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"This thread is made of so much unrefined awesome spice, the Harkonnens are coming." -Frazzled
"After all, the Space Marines need something to fight against, and it can't always be Chaos!" -Phil Kelly |
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2009/07/28 23:11:37
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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temprus wrote:Exarch_Nektel wrote:Cheese Elemental wrote:Uh, Ultramarines like to bone Eldar?
What?
In WD97, Chief Librarian Astropath Illiyan Nastase serves with the Ultramarines but his father was Eldar, so I doubt he had an UM pappy.
Well, there's that, but there's also LCB.
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2009/07/29 00:09:46
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Seriously wow. LOL.
Great Job. *claps* That was the most disturbing thing ever.
Reminds me of The Flamer Wars
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2009/07/29 01:08:31
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Rampaging Carnifex
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Can someone explain the WRYYYYYYYYYYYY thing to me?
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Dakka. You need more of it. No exceptions.
You ask me for an evil hamburger. I hand you a raccoon.-Captain Gordino
What are you talking about? They're Space Marines, which are heroic. They need to be able to do all the heroic stuff. They fight aliens and don't afraid of anything. -Orkeosarus
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2009/07/29 01:12:38
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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Oh man. That firebat picture just got me excited for Starcraft II all over again.
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The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
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2009/07/29 01:19:26
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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A few more
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Look into your corrupted heart heretic and try to find forgiveness. For the one thing that shall save your soul is the flame of the Emporers gaze |
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2009/07/29 05:58:48
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Tau Pope is awesome 
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/07/29 07:08:56
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Calculating Commissar
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2009/07/29 07:37:17
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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i dont get rubric marines?
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/07/29 07:38:10
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Terrifying Treeman
The Fallen Realm of Umbar
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die pathetic pretty marine!
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DT:90-S++G++M++B+IPw40k07+D+A+++/cWD-R+T(T)DM+
Horst wrote:This is how trolling happens. A few cheeky posts are made. Then they get more insulting. Eventually, we revert to our primal animal state, hurling feces at each other while shreeking with glee.
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2009/07/29 07:40:58
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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garret wrote:i dont get rubric marines?
QFT!
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2009/07/29 07:43:05
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/29 07:46:28
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/07/29 07:44:43
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2009/07/29 10:49:49
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/07/29 14:24:35
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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Rubric marines were turned to dust by the Rubric of Ahrimann trapping their souls inside the armour, ifno Aspiring sorcerer is with them they fall into inactivity.
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2009/07/30 00:47:04
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Thats What is like to be a bloody follower of Tzeench.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2009/07/30 00:53:17
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You dedicate your soul to the power of change, and your family succumbs to rampant mutation and madness. Thankfully old uncle Ahriman has a trick or two up his sleeve, but you end up as a spirit sealed in your work clothes for the rest of eternity.
What a twist!
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2009/07/30 01:41:00
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Theres an Alien head on the warbosses bosspole!
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/07/30 01:52:18
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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Is this perhaps some lost Chaos Codex??
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Look into your corrupted heart heretic and try to find forgiveness. For the one thing that shall save your soul is the flame of the Emporers gaze |
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2009/07/30 02:21:22
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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It looks like a level from Donkie Kong.
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2009/07/30 02:36:59
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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temprus wrote:Exarch_Nektel wrote:Cheese Elemental wrote:Uh, Ultramarines like to bone Eldar?
What?
In WD97, Chief Librarian Astropath Illiyan Nastase serves with the Ultramarines but his father was Eldar, so I doubt he had an UM pappy.
wouldn't he be branded as a traitor and executed for being part alien?
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2009/07/30 02:41:23
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Its the devils bible..... so donkey kong no... chaos codex tho.... hmmmmmmm 
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2009/07/30 02:59:47
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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gendoikari87 wrote:temprus wrote:Exarch_Nektel wrote:Cheese Elemental wrote:Uh, Ultramarines like to bone Eldar?
What?
In WD97, Chief Librarian Astropath Illiyan Nastase serves with the Ultramarines but his father was Eldar, so I doubt he had an UM pappy.
wouldn't he be branded as a traitor and executed for being part alien?
Not if he was a powerful enough psyker. Rule 34.
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2009/07/30 03:23:02
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Rule 34!? wait a sec....
Curse you for making me think such heretical things!
Oh and that image looks like one of those creatures from that kids book Where the Wild Things Live (or something like that)
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2009/07/30 03:30:11
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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DarkHound wrote:gendoikari87 wrote:temprus wrote:Exarch_Nektel wrote:Cheese Elemental wrote:Uh, Ultramarines like to bone Eldar?
What?
In WD97, Chief Librarian Astropath Illiyan Nastase serves with the Ultramarines but his father was Eldar, so I doubt he had an UM pappy.
wouldn't he be branded as a traitor and executed for being part alien?
Not if he was a powerful enough psyker. Rule 34.
I'd better inform /tg/ of this so someone can do Rule 34 drawings and stories about it.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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I belive that space marine is of the heretical girly anime chapter. DIE TRATIOR! 