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Ambitious Space Wolves Initiate




Florida, USA

INCOMING!










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Junior Officer with Laspistol





Sheffield, England

Uberman7788 wrote:The god of dakka!

Needs moar dakka.

The 28mm Titan Size Comparison Guide
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice






I like the kid doing the chalk drawing of the Vindicare and the Taldeer from LCB. I lolled heartily.


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I have lived long enough, for I die unconquered. 
   
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Lady of the Lake






Vulkan77 wrote:Is this perhaps some lost Chaos Codex??

I think that's GW's business plan. I didn't think they actually had one, but there it is... Looks like 2010 will see a 10-20% price increase across the board >_>



I would also quote the picture, but the way it's linked won't let me and if I manage to it's an unscaled version >_>

   
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Somewhere in the unknown universe.




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Anyone else find the vindicare and farseer holding hands in this pic?

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Manchu wrote:
Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.


Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
 
   
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Roarin' Runtherd




melbourne

Buy Creed.

Buy Titan. The biggest, most armed one you can find. Imperator class, if possible.

TACTICAL GENIUS



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Member of the Malleus





San Francisco Bay, CA, Ancient Terra, Sol System

KevlarPaperclips wrote:METAL BOXES




OMFG.

Landraider next!!!!

DQ:90-S++G+M----B--I+Pw40k+D+A++/cWD-R+++T(S)DM+
21-2-1 total.
Black Templars with GK allies WIP
Chaos Daemons: 2220 points, under construction.
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Wing Commander





Kent, UK

I'm disgusted at whoever posted rule 34.


FARSEER AND VINDICARE! RULE 34!

GO!

"In the Grim Darkness of the far future; there is only countless Requisition Forms, filled in Triplicate."

 
   
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Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

i like this humor : D

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
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Wing Commander





Kent, UK

Bump bump bump!

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Hellacious Havoc




conneticut

I leave for Two Days!
And there are THREE MORE pages!
MADNESS I TELL YOU, MAAADNESS!


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What is with the ork boy pic?

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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snikrot's Grot wrote:
waaaait...
obama's promise= change
tzeentch's WHOLE purpose=change
obama+change=TZEENTCH
HOLY CRAP AMERICA IS BEING RUN BY A CHAOS GOD


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I'm both orderly and selfish. I act mostly for my own benefit, but I respect and help my community - Specially when it helps me. At best, I'm loyal and dedicated; at worst, I'm elitist and shrewd.
 
   
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Swift Swooping Hawk





Calgary, AB

The God of Dakka hurts my eyes.

The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
 
   
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Junior Officer with Laspistol





Sheffield, England

It's a common side effect of dakka. Other side effects include perforation, and sudden death.

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San Francisco Bay, CA, Ancient Terra, Sol System

I wonder what the god of choppy would look like......

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21-2-1 total.
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Chaos Daemons: 2220 points, under construction.
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Calculating Commissar






Kamloops, B.C.

crazypsyko666 wrote:I wonder what the god of choppy would look like......


That's Choppa! Not 'Choppy'! Get it right! *Slaps Crazy on the back of the head*


Dakka Code:
DR:80+S++G++M++B++I+Pw40k00+D+++A++/areWD-R++T(M)DM+

U WAN SUM P&M BLOG? MARINES, GUARD, DE, NIDS AND ORKS, OH MY! IT'S GR8 M8, I R8 8/8 
   
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman





Mishawaka, Indiana

Disjointed Entity wrote:I'm disgusted at whoever posted rule 34.


FARSEER AND VINDICARE! RULE 34!

GO!


4chans wikipedia (d4chan?) has plenty of this.
View at your own risk.

And no links for you.

Buy Creed.

Buy Titan. The biggest, most armed one you can find. Imperator class, if possible.

TACTICAL GENIUS


Rofl. I also thought of this with an Emperor Titan. Oh the pain...
Or you do it with 3 Executioner Leman Russes in a squad. Thats fun sounding too.

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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






Mira Mesa

Their 34 on it is kinda lame. We need new material, blast it!


I want you to imagine something crazy right now. I am going to take Creed to Appoc in my Chaos army and have him outflank Doomsday Devices.

TACTICAL GE- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! WOOOOOH HAAAA HA HAAA HA!

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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice





This is wrong just so very VERY wrong
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Look into your corrupted heart heretic and try to find forgiveness. For the one thing that shall save your soul is the flame of the Emporers gaze  
   
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Fleshound of Khorne






Weatherford,Texas,USA

but pretty funny

"Role your cover save" Ahhhaa haha  
   
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine





Vancouver

DarkHound wrote:I want you to imagine something crazy right now. I am going to take Creed to Appoc in my Chaos army and have him outflank Doomsday Devices.

TACTICAL GE- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! WOOOOOH HAAAA HA HAAA HA!


, only one DD though. Still


95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!







 
   
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






Mira Mesa

It's Appoc. I'm going to make like 20 of them. Chain reaction that kills the entire field? ENTIRELY POSSIBLE!

Coordinator for San Diego At Ease Games' Crusade League. Full 9 week mission packets and league rules available: Lon'dan System Campaign.
Jihallah Sanctjud Loricatus Aurora Shep Gwar! labmouse42 DogOfWar Lycaeus Wrex GoDz BuZzSaW Ailaros LunaHound s1gns alarmingrick Black Blow Fly Dashofpepper Wrexasaur willydstyle 
   
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine





Vancouver



The god's thirst... shall be quenched...for now...

MWA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!







 
   
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

This is an EPIC thread! 54 and counting! Keep 'em up boyz!

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Roarin' Runtherd




melbourne

this thread is like gwar, ya can't kill the damn thing.



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Devastating Dark Reaper




VA

I love the Leonidas angry marine stomping the fru fru animarine.

THIS IS 40K!!!!!!!!

I have come to steal your pornography and sodomize my vast imagination.

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Wing Commander





Kent, UK

Grimpost wrote:I love the Leonidas angry marine stomping the fru fru animarine.

THIS IS 40K!!!!!!!!


I.E.
The Angry Marine Banner Bearer.
I forget his name.

"In the Grim Darkness of the far future; there is only countless Requisition Forms, filled in Triplicate."

 
   
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crazypsyko666 wrote:
KevlarPaperclips wrote:METAL BOXES




OMFG.

Landraider next!!!!


simply badass.
those poor cars

 
   
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Fleshound of Khorne






Weatherford,Texas,USA

lordrevege wrote:
crazypsyko666 wrote:
KevlarPaperclips wrote:METAL BOXES




any one see this newb paint job?

"Role your cover save" Ahhhaa haha  
   
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice





Not a pic I know but funny quote, who hasn't done this to a piece of machinery!!!

Runic space flight-an introduction:
Should a machine not function striking the panel marked "ON" this is an omen of great ill. The reasons ascribed may be as follows. Firstly, the function of inadequate preperation on the part of the operator. Secondly, the action of the machine whose spirit may refuse the binding of the operator. Thirdly, the malintent of some third party against the machine or operator. The operator must repeat the ritual from the begining repuryfiying himself, enscribing the runes, intoning the incantations and striking the panel marked "ON". An accompanying oath may be made. Should this procedure fail. the operator must recourse to consulting the instruction manual.


Or for all the boyz out there

whack it wiv th big amma

Look into your corrupted heart heretic and try to find forgiveness. For the one thing that shall save your soul is the flame of the Emporers gaze  
   
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Fleshound of Khorne






Weatherford,Texas,USA


"Role your cover save" Ahhhaa haha  
   
 
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