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Oswitz, that's the most ridiculous cop-out I've ever heard.

I think I know pretty much everything I need to know about my orks. I pay money and travel around the country to game because I WANT to expand my gaming. I regularly host people at my house from house away for a day of gaming, feed them and give them booze to get in some gaming so that I can learn new things.

You're not taking my money - I'm freely offering it to you in exchange for a lesson. IE, I'm offering to pay you to teach me how to play Orks. That's a service transaction. There's no other way I can ask you to back up your claims. =p

@ FoeHammer

It's funny how the east end of Long Island is desolate of gaming. I'm from Riverhead and rarely head that way. I used to for a bit of I-Con and Magic the Gathering and DnD, but all three have disappointed me in the last year, so here I am looking into Warhammer 40k. As for Brothers Grim, I never knew it existed until I walked in just after they changed from Monkey Head Gaming to Brothers Grimm. And then I only went in because I used to go to Stony Brook University and was apart of the SF4M there.

Jeez, is there an organization for Gamers on the East End so we can like, ORGANIZE gaming?

P.S. Look how far off topic I have gotten.

P.P.S. And this has become a widely viewed thread, eh?

P.P.P.S. And now that I am at 24 posts, I am overqualified to hold* those funds for you.

*yeah, that means stealing

Off topic?

This thread got to mass assaulting on turn 2, to put it in game turns.




and you still haven't answered me. You videos show nothing that you claim to be able to do, and thats the problem here.

No, I was referring to a bank that will trust fund money and release it with a third party verification.

Davicus says that he's serious about me coming to London to game with him. Shouldn't be too much trouble to sort out airfare, travelling costs, etc. Gwar is from out there; I've got him on Skype - I'm sure he'd be willing to be the verifying party to release locked funds from a bank account to one of the two parties.

Sorry, Gwar don't sound like a neutral third party to me.
For goodness sake, stop trolling for the sake of trolling. It doesnt make you any different from the 19yr old school boy.

If you are not confident that I will follow through my end of the deal, then don't expect others to trust that you will. Period.

WarOne wrote:@ Kroot Loops

What an amazing name! And you LIVE ON LONG ISLAND! Dude, do you go out to Brothers Grimm at any time?!?

And I do agree he does present his point very well about how to execute his strategy and how his list actually works.

BTW, is there a thread in the tactics forum dedicated to his strategy to get the cover save? If not, there should be one.

Hey WarOne, I sent you a PM.

As to the strategy he is using, it isn't allowed many places, but I can attempt to explain it with my ahem, amazing, paint skills:



It's as simple as this, you arrange it so that part of the squad is in front of another squad, and then half of it is behind the same squad. It satisfies 'half the squad is in cover' caveat, but provides cover to the other squad as well.

For a vehicle, with big enough models, you place a loop to cover the front, with the bulk of the squad behind the vehicle.

However, as I said, most places the ruling will go against you, that two units can not provide cover saves for each other. It may not be official GW, but it's typically frowned upon at the very least.

Davicus wrote:Sorry, Gwar don't sound like a neutral third party to me.
For goodness sake, stop trolling for the sake of trolling. It doesnt make you any different from the 19yr old school boy.

If you are not confident that I will follow through my end of the deal, then don't expect others to trust that you will. Period.

Are you serious? I said a bank, not Gwar. Gwar (or anyone really) is just the person who provides third party verification to both of us that one party or the other has fulfilled their contractual obligations for the bank in question.

You showed up flaming, as you pretty much do in every post in Dakka. You're called. Back up your smack talk now, or go away.

Dashofpepper wrote:Oswitz, that's the most ridiculous cop-out I've ever heard.

I think I know pretty much everything I need to know about my orks. I pay money and travel around the country to game because I WANT to expand my gaming. I regularly host people at my house from house away for a day of gaming, feed them and give them booze to get in some gaming so that I can learn new things.

You're not taking my money - I'm freely offering it to you in exchange for a lesson. IE, I'm offering to pay you to teach me how to play Orks. That's a service transaction. There's no other way I can ask you to back up your claims. =p

Send me the link to vassal then since you put it that way with exchange for a lesson. Seemed at first you wanted to show me up.

Dashofpepper = Dakka's bouncer, lol

Kroot Loops wrote:

WarOne wrote:@ Kroot Loops

What an amazing name! And you LIVE ON LONG ISLAND! Dude, do you go out to Brothers Grimm at any time?!?

And I do agree he does present his point very well about how to execute his strategy and how his list actually works.

BTW, is there a thread in the tactics forum dedicated to his strategy to get the cover save? If not, there should be one.

Hey WarOne, I sent you a PM.

As to the strategy he is using, it isn't allowed many places, but I can attempt to explain it with my ahem, amazing, paint skills:



It's as simple as this, you arrange it so that part of the squad is in front of another squad, and then half of it is behind the same squad. It satisfies 'half the squad is in cover' caveat, but provides cover to the other squad as well.

For a vehicle, with big enough models, you place a loop to cover the front, with the bulk of the squad behind the vehicle.

However, as I said, most places the ruling will go against you, that two units can not provide cover saves for each other. It may not be official GW, but it's typically frowned upon at the very least.

haha nice image

Davicus wrote:Sorry, Gwar don't sound like a neutral third party to me.
For goodness sake, stop trolling for the sake of trolling. It doesnt make you any different from the 19yr old school boy.

Dude. . . he's not trolling. You made an offer, in the (over)confident expectation that Dashofpepper wouldn't take you up on it. Well, guess what? He's taking you up on it! So, as the man said, put up or shut up.

Dashofpepper wrote:

Davicus wrote:Sorry, Gwar don't sound like a neutral third party to me.
For goodness sake, stop trolling for the sake of trolling. It doesnt make you any different from the 19yr old school boy.

If you are not confident that I will follow through my end of the deal, then don't expect others to trust that you will. Period.

Are you serious? I said a bank, not Gwar. Gwar (or anyone really) is just the person who provides third party verification to both of us that one party or the other has fulfilled their contractual obligations for the bank in question.

You showed up flaming, as you pretty much do in every post in Dakka. You're called. Back up your smack talk now, or go away.

Third party for the win.

Dashofpepper wrote:

Davicus wrote:Sorry, Gwar don't sound like a neutral third party to me.
For goodness sake, stop trolling for the sake of trolling. It doesnt make you any different from the 19yr old school boy.

If you are not confident that I will follow through my end of the deal, then don't expect others to trust that you will. Period.

Are you serious? I said a bank, not Gwar. Gwar (or anyone really) is just the person who provides third party verification to both of us that one party or the other has fulfilled their contractual obligations for the bank in question.

You showed up flaming, as you pretty much do in every post in Dakka. You're called. Back up your smack talk now, or go away.

Did you really not understood or are you just plain dumb? Anyone else, but Gwar, will provide the verification. But not someone nominated by you.

BeRzErKeR wrote:Dude. . . he's not trolling. You made an offer, in the (over)confident expectation that Dashofpepper wouldn't take you up on it. Well, guess what? He's taking you up on it! So, as the man said, put up or shut up.

And so it turns out, I put it up, you shut it up.

Oswitz, just stop. Please

Hey Dash, if you really come to England drop me a PM and I'll come over and watch ( would be interesting to see how you handle our 1500 points style).

Infact, why dont a bunch of us meet up to nottingham to play (including Gwar! and see Alessio is there ha).

Would make for an interesting trip and report.

Gwar and I play on Vassal.


Oswitz: http://www.miniwargaming.com/content/oXa5UrAGpfJG

Follow the instructions.

Also, my Skype name is Curzon Dax. If you don't have it, download it - voice chat is 10x better than typing during a game.

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Tyron wrote:Hey Dash, if you really come to England drop me a PM and I'll come over and watch ( would be interesting to see how you handle our 1500 points style).

Infact, why dont a bunch of us meet up to nottingham to play (including Gwar! and see Alessio is there ha).

Would make for an interesting trip and report.

I m afraid he is gonna disappoint you. Apart from TRYING to nominate someone he knows as a verification party, he hasnt really made any specific arrangement with me. That's what I call trash talking in a forum.

Can you observe vassal games i doubt it as i never saw the option but yall may know more then i do.

Dashofpepper wrote:Gwar and I play on Vassal.


Oswitz: http://www.miniwargaming.com/content/oXa5UrAGpfJG

Follow the instructions.

Also, my Skype name is Curzon Dax. If you don't have it, download it - voice chat is 10x better than typing during a game.

I just DLed it doesn't seem like i can give my stormboy nob a pk =(


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Davicus wrote:

Tyron wrote:Hey Dash, if you really come to England drop me a PM and I'll come over and watch ( would be interesting to see how you handle our 1500 points style).

Infact, why dont a bunch of us meet up to nottingham to play (including Gwar! and see Alessio is there ha).

Would make for an interesting trip and report.

I m afraid he is gonna disappoint you. Apart from TRYING to nominate someone he knows as a verification party, he hasnt really made any specific arrangement with me. That's what I call trash talking in a forum.

I'm starting to like yo DAVICUS =D we should all meet up and have a little tourney =D ...one day.......one day....


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Auxellion wrote:Oswitz, just stop. Please

Aux I'm spent =\ was nice to see you and found me on youtube tho =D



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Davicus wrote:Actually this guy wasnt genuinely interested in getting any serious feedbacks. Here he is posting his army list asking for comments, while on the other hand he is trying to sell away his 1750 army in youtube. If he is genuinely interested in improving the list, he wouldnt be selling them away. I have a feeling he is hoping for some pat on his head and feel good before selling off his army,which is pretty lame.

Davicus wrote:Actually this guy wasnt genuinely interested in getting any serious feedbacks. Here he is posting his army list asking for comments, while on the other hand he is trying to sell away his 1750 army in youtube. If he is genuinely interested in improving the list, he wouldnt be selling them away. I have a feeling he is hoping for some pat on his head and feel good before selling off his army,which is pretty lame.

OKAY EVERYONE END OF DISCUSSION NO MORE BICKERING FIGHTING OR ANYTHING IF YOU WANNA TALK PLEASE DO IT THROUGH PRIVATE CHAT, this thread didn't go the way it should have and that was mainly my fault with not being clear enought. I apologize and I'm going to walk away from the fight, hoping all of you do to.

Yes, you can give your stormboy nob a powerklaw. Right click the model and click "next weapon" to switch between choppa, big choppa, and powerklaw.

FoeHammer wrote:Can you observe vassal games i doubt it as i never saw the option but yall may know more then i do.

Yes, as long as it's not a password protected game, then you need to be invited.

Otherwise, just join the room, synchronise with all the players and choose join as observer.

Davicus, from what I have read of Dash (I lurk a lot on these forums) he seems to travel a lot so I think he can come to England.

I'm sure there is someone who will vouch for him.

Hey everyone I have a 2k Mech eldar army thats lost about 4 out of 90 or so games. All those losses were very close too. I will pay for anyones travel expenses to come out to where I live. Food, gas or plane ticket, 5 star hotel. Ill even buy you your choice of 3, three, of our local prostitutes*, cause god knows anyone doing dick waving in this thread isnt getting laid.

*Prostitutes may or may not have any STDs, am not responsible for paying medical fees, or any damages as a result due to angry pimps or her biting your tongue. You may choose between asian, black, or white, hair color for white is up to me. Also, weight will be anywhere between 80 and 220 pounds.

Can i be the prostitute i got blue eyes lol

I can wholeheartedly say I wasted 1 hour of my life reading this shat.

Yeah... it needs to get locked.

Bad.

FoeHammer wrote:Can i be the prostitute i got blue eyes lol

The prostitutes I use are the finest in the land, hand picked by Eliot Spitzer and John Edwards

Old Man Ultramarine wrote:I can wholeheartedly say I wasted 1 hour of my life reading this shat.

hahah sorry man maybe you got something out of it useful

Heres a few nuggets of advice

Get a wagon or two

run a few boyz squads as 20 men

possibly get some nobs

But what I would really recommend would be tank bustas, snikrot, and lootas. You need something to bust open armor. Anyone who can play parking lot well will unleash the hurt. As you have to disembark and charge to blow up the tanks, and then you get counter attacked and wiped.