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2009/08/13 21:23:33
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Thanks, I will be here all night 
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2009/08/13 23:59:31
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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I found these while browsing the web. Sorry for any repeats.
I found more but they wont load. Will work on that :/
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/14 00:01:38
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2009/08/14 00:01:39
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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ShadowRocket wrote:I found these while browsing the web. Sorry for any repeats.
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And a non 40k one
And broken links galore
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2009/08/14 00:27:54
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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1500 (Work In Progress) |
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2009/08/14 00:29:51
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Though not 40k, sewerhorse is excellent.
As is WaffleLictor.
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2009/08/14 03:45:20
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Reverent Tech-Adept
The World of Cheese and Snack foods
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If the 40k jet is real then screw the emperor and all the chaos gods and obama and osama and the queen of England
this random guy is my new god. Just think about it KAPOWEE! THERE GOES THE TERRORIST!
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 Red Skined Orks 1750 And counting
 Space marine Vanilla-His wrathful gaze
Uncountable number |
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2009/08/14 04:36:11
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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2009/08/14 05:03:53
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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LOL
no ones posted that one.
If you look carefully at Sewer Horse 2 kids are thinking "WTF?"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/14 05:09:43
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/08/14 07:06:04
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Member of the Malleus
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LOL pissed my self at lictor in my waffles HAHAHHAHA *edit* had to make my own thing*  SORRY FOR SPELLING ><
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/08/14 07:19:09
 "I am the hammer,
i am the right hand of my emperor,
the instrument of his will,
the tip of his spear, the edge of his sword"  |
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2009/08/14 09:27:43
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
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Aldonis wrote:deadly chicken wrote:
Automatically Appended Next Post:
OH YEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
nice warboss...............
There's a Warboss in this picture????????
is it bad that i only noticed the warboss  i mean its an awesome warboss
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H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, locationMagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
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2009/08/14 15:04:00
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Warboss? What warboss? Whatcha talking about Willis?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/14 15:04:56
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2009/08/15 03:55:59
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Ambitious Space Wolves Initiate
Florida, USA
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Automatically Appended Next Post: Uberman7788 wrote:Cheese Elemental wrote:While I'm still here, I'ma post some stuff I found.
Hey, that quote is from Event Horizon!
Hey, that quote is from Event Horizon!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/15 03:56:35
Space Wolves foreva! |
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2009/08/15 05:08:41
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Hey, I don't know what the hell is Event Horizon! (Guessing it's an event..taking place...on the horizon...)
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/08/15 05:51:36
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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Emperors Faithful wrote:Hey, I don't know what the hell is Event Horizon! (Guessing it's an event..taking place...on the horizon...)
It's a movie about demons on a spaceship. Like Doom.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/15 05:59:56
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Stealthy Dark Angels Scout with Shotgun
Wouldn't you like to know.
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Cheese Elemental wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:Hey, I don't know what the hell is Event Horizon! (Guessing it's an event..taking place...on the horizon...)
It's a movie about demons on a spaceship. Like Doom.
funny, i always thought of it as a demon possessed spaceship
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2009/08/15 08:21:55
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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deamons on a deamonically possesed spaceship? Wow...go figure.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/08/15 08:33:20
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes
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With Doctor Grant
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2009/08/15 08:34:27
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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...Demonic...dinosaurs...?
Wait...is Event Horizon a game or a movie?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/08/15 08:45:23
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes
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Its a movie that has Sam Neil, the guy that played Doctor Grant in it. It also has the guy that plays Morphius in it.
Sam Neil is a Doctor, Morphius a rescue ship captain.
They, along with some other people, go to investigate a ship that vanished then reappeared after testing the first Warp Drive. The Warp Drive took them to hell.
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2009/08/15 09:18:02
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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I thought it was a pretty awesome movie right up until the end. Then it just got pretty cheesey. They even had a "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Definately reccommend it though.
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2009/08/15 09:43:45
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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I found this gem while browsing our very own gallery.
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2009/08/15 15:23:54
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Ambitious Space Wolves Initiate
Florida, USA
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BrotherStynier wrote:Its a movie that has Sam Neil, the guy that played Doctor Grant in it. It also has the guy that plays Morphius in it.
Sam Neil is a Doctor, Morphius a rescue ship captain.
They, along with some other people, go to investigate a ship that vanished then reappeared after testing the first Warp Drive. The Warp Drive took them to hell.
But in my theory, the ship entered the Eye of Terror, and it possessed the ship and turned it into hell.
Laurence Fishburne (Morphius) is the first hero of the Imperium.
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2009/08/15 19:37:17
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Roarin' Runtherd
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there once was a pretty pink orc on a pretty pink wartrakk who wanted to marry the waaagh! prophets son.
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2009/08/15 20:51:18
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Wing Commander
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shadowice558 wrote:there once was a pretty pink orc on a pretty pink wartrakk who wanted to marry the waaagh! prophets son.
You dare, and I will personally shove all of Dakka up your butt.
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"In the Grim Darkness of the far future; there is only countless Requisition Forms, filled in Triplicate."
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2009/08/15 20:56:26
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Calculating Commissar
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shadowice558 wrote:there once was a pretty pink orc on a pretty pink wartrakk who wanted to marry the waaagh! prophets son.
You mean THE pretty pink orc on a pretty pink wartrakk?
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2009/08/15 21:03:10
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Battleship Captain
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chaplaingrabthar wrote:
*DING*
(wearing plate mail at the moment.)
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2009/08/16 04:07:33
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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By the god emperor....... i've only been gone for 5 min and this is what happened?
Right... i'm calling my homies
*speed dials*
*On the phone*
Hello? Yes.. this is superscope..... no... i know i still owe you money....yes i'm getting that now... look..i got work for you.....what you mean your on strike? Oh come on!............... What you mean you want a pay rise?..........look, do this and then we will have a chat about this, yes?.......yes?..........Thank you...now, you heard about dakkadakka?.......yes..the home of fourm trolls....... yes?....awesome...thank you..........huh? oh sweet.... thanks for that... i know why they call you grey knights now.. thanks..bye!
*hangs up*
Right. Anyone want to stick around for the purging to begin?
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2009/08/16 04:28:36
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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*clatter of feet*
followed by
*absent swinging of door*
Indicating everyone has left the room
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/08/16 05:10:42
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dakka Veteran
Everywhere I'm not supposed to be.
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Just read everything...
And really I could have read the last 5 or so pages with all the repeats, but hey, only so much 40k humor that's actually funny *shrug*
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If you need me, I'll be busy wiping the layers of dust off my dice. |
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2009/08/16 06:40:33
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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See, that is because we don't expect people to read a thread that has been going for well over a year. Forewarning to all newbs, WE SIMPLY REPEAT 5 PAGES OF THE THREAD.
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and 