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2009/08/16 06:51:37
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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I think 2 pages...or even the last five POSTS will suffice in my case. otherwise...TOO...MUCH...READING...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/08/16 06:55:04
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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2009/08/16 07:07:11
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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chaplaingrabthar wrote:
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2009/08/16 07:09:18
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2009/08/16 17:12:10
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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Epaminondas wrote:garret wrote:i dont get rubric marines?
QFT!
1, their spooky, and scare small children (?)
2 they eat SPESSMARINESLOL (army of 80% of 10 year olds) for breakfast
WOW, ninja'd by nine pages...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/16 17:13:59
6000 points IG, Leviathins 8th company, (store regiment) 60% painted 
4500 points Empire 80-90% painted!
2500 Ogres 2% painted
WIP Biker Battle Company 95% painted
2500 Points Isstavan Drop site massacre Iron Hands (still waiting for dat codex) 
I managed to play a 1750 point game with minimal proxieing on the first day DE came out.  go me!
The Gutterballers, a relatively successfull BloodBowl team
Oh, and Howard's Faildar  
4000 points Adeptus Titanicus  |
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2009/08/16 20:37:33
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fleshound of Khorne
The Realm of fire, California
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And when the smoke cleared Gwar emerged from his bunker, the great flame war had ended.
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2009/08/16 23:19:43
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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SQUAD BROKEN
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/17 03:33:04
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Lord of the Fleet
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Cheese Elemental wrote:
SQUAD BROKEN
Fall Back! Fall Back!
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2009/08/17 03:42:45
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Cultist of Nurgle with Open Sores
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CALL THE BLACK SHIPS QUICK! THERE'S NO TIME!
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SM  - 8060 pts
Chaos Deamons   - 885 pts
Chaos Marines  - 500pts |
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2009/08/17 07:36:10
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Cheese Elemental wrote:
My reaction: but I also laughed a bit too.
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2009/08/17 07:41:31
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Re: the last 4chan image
Whitesnake wrote:I should have known better
Than to let him go alone
It's times like these
I can't make it on my own
Wasted days, and sleepless nights
An' I can't wait to see him again
I find I spend my time
Waiting on his call
How can I tell him, boss
My back's against the wall
I need him by my side
To tell me it's alright
Cos I don't think I can take anymore
Is this Kharn that I'm feeling
Is this the Kharn that I've been searching for
Is this Kharn or am I dreaming
This must be Kharn
Cos he's really go a hold on me
A hold on me
I can't stop the feeling
I've been this way before
But, with him I've found the key
To open any door
I can feel my love for him
Growing stronger day by day
An' I can't wait too see him again
So I can hold him in my arms
Is this Kharn that I'm feeling
Is this the Kharn that I've been searching for
Is this Kharn or am I dreaming
This must be Kharn
Cos he's really go a hold on me
A hold on me
Is this Kharn that I'm feeling
Is this the Kharn that I've been searching for
Is this Kharn or am I dreaming
I got it stuck in my head, so y'all can too.
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2009/08/17 07:43:21
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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...Men...we are all...f*cking...dead...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/08/17 07:55:07
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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THAT WAS DISTURBING...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/17 07:55:32
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/08/17 16:59:21
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Wing Commander
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Noooooooooooooo!
Get Outta my head Charles!
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"In the Grim Darkness of the far future; there is only countless Requisition Forms, filled in Triplicate."
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2009/08/17 17:27:50
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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W...what w...ere you THINKING! Im scared of chaos now
by the way i will be suprized if i know what i am talking about
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/08/17 17:28:39
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2009/08/17 17:32:56
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Huge Bone Giant
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jamunition wrote:by the way i will be suprized if i know what i am talking about
Me too?
/boggle
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"It is not the bullet with your name on it that should worry you, it's the one labeled "To whom it may concern. . ."
DQ:70S++G+++MB+I+Pwhfb06+D++A+++/aWD-R++++T(D)DM+ |
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2009/08/17 21:03:33
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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commence boggling
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1500 (Work In Progress) |
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2009/08/17 22:08:47
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hellacious Havoc
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shadowice558 wrote:but... I'M the orcs... not cheese. he's the trolls.
later tonight (read: in about 10 hours when i cant sleep again) i'll write more.
any brave men willing to enlist themselves to my cause speak now or be left out of the epicness.
I my efforts to upset an prove that Gwar (curse him) can and is wrong I pleg the 25th Iron warriors grand company to you cause.
In addition with the church of the turtle pie has allied with the cheese, I have all the more reason to oppose and deistroy.
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2009/08/17 22:14:44
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Sugna (echo)...Sugna the repairible...go to the Valley of Articles....meet us...in the Troll Wars Saga thread...there is...still...ho00000pe...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/08/18 03:39:02
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Snord
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2009/08/18 04:26:13
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Bla_Ze wrote:
Now THAT, is a pick up line
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2009/08/18 04:30:25
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Flower Picking Eldar Youth
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Slaanesh knows what you like.
Aaaaw yeah.
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Tis better to sit in silence and be presumed a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. |
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2009/08/18 04:31:53
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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I'll give you "lifeforce" alright.
DIE HERETICS!
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2009/08/18 05:04:34
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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You know, when you're bored, the Basilisk looks really phallic.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Hang on.
Big cannon.
Daemonette.
Oh God.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/18 05:05:17
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/18 05:43:36
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Cheese Elemental wrote:You know, when you're bored, the Basilisk looks really phallic.
Well, it's your model. Just make sure you wash it off before you play. 
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/08/18 05:53:44
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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But... what... I'm not a woman! But that means...
OMFG
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/18 06:35:50
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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LOL
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/08/18 06:54:04
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Member of the Malleus
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I once found a bane blade in my pants.......... dont ask, but seeming where all showering in lolz i gots a rly rly crap joke, hope you think its rly crpy
KNOX NOK
WHUS THERE
SPACE
space who?.......
SPACE MAREENS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GONA BOMBARD YOUR HOUSE AND DROP POD IT WOOOOH
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i am the right hand of my emperor,
the instrument of his will,
the tip of his spear, the edge of his sword"  |
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2009/08/18 09:32:59
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Terrifying Treeman
The Fallen Realm of Umbar
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LOL
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DT:90-S++G++M++B+IPw40k07+D+A+++/cWD-R+T(T)DM+
Horst wrote:This is how trolling happens. A few cheeky posts are made. Then they get more insulting. Eventually, we revert to our primal animal state, hurling feces at each other while shreeking with glee.
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2009/08/18 09:57:43
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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I seem to be running out of 40k humour. Most of the stuff I have left is macros.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/18 10:54:53
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Roarin' Runtherd
melbourne
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macros...
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Let me quote the late warmaster horus
