40k Humour - Some randomness

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**Cheese Elemental**

Ah, I was looking for that one. Thank you.

**jamunition**

Cheese Elemental wrote:

'Looks down at trousers...' "Once again i am confused"

**Bla_Ze**

Modquisition deleting inappropriate images

**DarkHound**

I worship Slaanesh IRL.

**Bla_Ze**

Modquisition deleting inappropriate images.

**Sarpedon_702**

I love the single toilet.

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dunno if Hentai and 40k should ever meet again...

**DarkHound**

Nah dude. 40k is all about the sex. Sorta. Uhhh, it'd make more sense if you were blazed. ANYWAY! KEEP 'EM COMING!

**Nurglitch**

That ain't tobacco Creed be smokin'.

**starbomber109**

Nurglitch wrote:That ain't tobacco Creed be smokin'.

Wait, what kind of drugs ARE there in 40K fluff?

**Disjointed Entity**

Sacra.

If creed made smokeable sacra... he really is a tactical genius.

**sniperjolly**

'slaught, psycho, and some use narthicum as an over the counter/percription alternative some others, but I cant remember them, I would check out that hyped up penal ex-commissar in "duty calls" and the old slavar background

**Sarpedon_702**

I guess I can see the S/M aspect with all the augmetics and bodysuits...say no to Loh!

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I think blazin' the crazin' is somewhat of a necessity to get into 40K...I mean if...uh...what.

**guardpiper**

It does when you think of it as a Battle Sister's Tank.

**metallifan**

Sorry, these two won't work with an img tag :(

http://media.photobucket.com/image/40K%20humor/solnamarine/Wordbearer.jpg

http://media.photobucket.com/image/40K%20humor/krug666/13thBlackCrusade.jpg

This one made me laugh. I actually know a few people like this:

Lego or not, you gotta admire it

EDIT:

guardpiper wrote:

It does when you think of it as a Battle Sister's Tank.

Actually it makes me think of a Leviathan

**Bla_Ze**

Who the hell deleted the images in my posts?
Inappropriate? Yeah right.

**Gwar!**

Bla_Ze wrote:Who the hell deleted the images in my posts?
Inappropriate? Yeah right.

Well considering 2 or 3 of them were borderline hentai and one of them had a Scene of Tribadism, yeah, they were inappropriate.

**Shadowbrand**

What comic are those from?, from the top, I read one about doomrider and a Slanneshi Baneblade?

Sauce?

**kirsanth**

4chan

Depending on which you mean.

Then again you can find just about anything there, so maybe all of them - even if not originally.

**Shadowbrand**

Awesome, Thank's

**kirsanth**

Just do not blame me for whatever you find there.

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http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/250779.page

For a dakka thread about why.

hehe

**Shadowbrand**

I have charted 4chan before all is well.

And i've found my query was not as bad as some day's.

**RxGhost**

jamunition wrote:
Cheese Elemental wrote:

'Looks down at trousers...' "Once again i am confused"

Who does this comic anyways, and where can I finds it?

**starbomber109**

Out of curiosity, has anyone noticed that In the Grim Darkness of the Future, Everyone belongs to a biker gang.

Someone needs to draw this, if no one steps up I'll do it!

Edit: @Above comic: OOooo, the girl with the cat ears is a Sister of Battle! ....but I still don't exactly get the joke.

**Gwar!**

starbomber109 wrote:Edit: @Above comic: OOooo, the girl with the cat ears is a Sister of Battle! ....but I still don't exactly get the joke.

She wants to get the young girls into the basement and have a "Sleepover".

That's the joke (and pretty tame for 4chan)

**Cheese Elemental**

Gwar! wrote:
starbomber109 wrote:Edit: @Above comic: OOooo, the girl with the cat ears is a Sister of Battle! ....but I still don't exactly get the joke.
She wants to get the young girls into the basement and have a "Sleepover".

That's the joke (and pretty tame for 4chan)

It all started with someone speculating that, like some naughty priests, some naughty Sisters of Battle are pedophiles.

Probably because they never get any.

**starbomber109**

Gwar! wrote:That's the joke (and pretty tame for 4chan)

That's it? Then I had it right BEFORE I spotted the fleur-de-lis. (The tameness and the fact it was from 4chan made me think there had to be something more, then I saw the symbol but it seemed like the same joke, and it is :( )

Doomrider is the leader of the 40K biker gangs I think, he battles with the rival eldar gangs who use jetbikes

**Gwar!**

starbomber109 wrote:Doomrider is the leader of the 40K biker gangs I think, he battles with the rival eldar gangs who use jetbikes

And he Deals the Drugs for the Dark Eldar, because HE DOES COCAINE!

**Cheese Elemental**

Remember Kid_Kyoto's magnum opus?

High Marshell Helbrecht stepped from his drop pod, incense servitors surrounding him with the sweet manly musk of battle.
"Ah Brother Asmodi, for too long ve haff been apart!"
"Yes Brother Helbrecht, why I have not seen you since that night on Antiphon VI, when you penetrated the rear!"
"Ah yes! What I night that vas! Ve vere shoulder to shoulder, back to back, arm in arm, as true battle brothers! Often I haf told my scouts emulate your example! But none have measured up!"
"I too have missed your strong arm! Tell me, does your plasma pistol still throb with its hot, white fluid!"
"Aye it does, it longs to ejaculate its load. And see that even in its mighty sheath your long hard sword pulses with power, eager for release!"
"True, true, now let us retire to my tent to oil our weapons, gird our loins and plot angles of attack!"
"But vot off the battle brothers?"
"They shall forge anew the bonds of battle brotherhood though the ancient and time-honoured ritual of naked water polo!"
"Very vell!"

**person person**

LOL

**Shadowbrand**

ROFLAMO!!!!!!!